Wife SMS Messages Collection

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Wife SMS

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A Happy Husband…

A Happy Husband Comes Home from Friday Prayers..

He Greets His Wife & Lifts Her Up, He then Carries Her Around the House With a Smile..
The Surprised Wife asks,
Did the Moulvi Saab Preach about being Romantic Today?

Husband says, ‘No He said We Must Always Carry Our Burdens &Sorrows With a Big Smile-P

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag…..

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how lucky and powerful I am for you?

Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem Can there be greater than this one?:)


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1 year Warranty has been expired!

A Qualified MBA Marketing Student married a girl

After 1 year of tough life with Her, Finally he got angry & Sent a note to his father-in-law:

“UR PRODUCT IS NOT ACCORDING 2 MY REQUIREMENTS”

The smart father-in-law Replied:

1 year Warranty has been expired!
So Manufacturer is not responsible.

girl friend is Fun

Girl Friend is Fun
&
Wife is Gun

Girl Friend is light of Moon
&
Wife is Month of June

Girl Friend is Tooty Fruity
&
Wife is Kismat Phooti

Girl Friend is Beauty
&
Wife is Duty

Girl Freind is Pension
&
Wife is Tension

Girl Friend is Patakha

I just wanted to make sure…

Husband sent a text to wife at night:
“Hi sweetheart I will get late,
please try and wash all my dirty clothes
and make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return.”
He sent another text :”Babe I forgot to tell you that
I got an increase in my salary at the end of the month I’m getting you a new car”
She text back,”Oh my God really?”
Husband replied, “No I just wanted to make sure you got my first message.”:-D

Dhakka…

Wife:
“Agar main pakistan ki sb say bari choti K2 pr charhny main kamyab ho jaon, to aap mujhy kia dain gay?”

Husband: “Dhakka”

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