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Always take extra care of three things in your life!
They dont make noise when they break,
they only create SILENCE in Life..!!
The Unhappiest people in this world, are those who care the mose about what other people think.
What is the difference b/w wife & saali?
Saali is Beauty,
Wife is duty,
Saali is passion,
Wife is tension,
Saali is patakha,
Wife is sayapa,
Saali is cool,
Wife is fool,
Saali is tuty-fruity,
Wife is qismat photi,
Saali is fresh cake,
Wife is earth quake…:p
Two Things Define Your Success in Life…
The Way You Manage when You have Nothing.
The Way You Behave when You have Everything.
A Qualified MBA Marketing Student married a girl
After 1 year of tough life with Her, Finally he got angry & Sent a note to his father-in-law:
“UR PRODUCT IS NOT ACCORDING 2 MY REQUIREMENTS”
The smart father-in-law Replied:
1 year Warranty has been expired!
So Manufacturer is not responsible.
I don’t need you to teach me how to handle my children.
I am living with one of yours & he needs a lot of improvement.
Husband sent a text to wife at night:
“Hi sweetheart I will get late,
please try and wash all my dirty clothes
and make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return.”
He sent another text :”Babe I forgot to tell you that
I got an increase in my salary at the end of the month I’m getting you a new car”
She text back,”Oh my God really?”
Husband replied, “No I just wanted to make sure you got my first message.”:-D
An innocent husband said:
I watch my wedding video in reverse.
I love the End,
when she takes out ring,
sits in car
goes back to her father’s home..
Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife se Husband bola:
“Aadmi ushi ko marta hai jis se Pyar kerta hai.”
Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maray aur Boli
“Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyar nahi kerti”
Girl Friend is Fun
Wife is Gun
Girl Friend is light of Moon
Wife is Month of June
Girl Friend is Tooty Fruity
Wife is Kismat Phooti
Girl Friend is Beauty
Wife is Duty
Girl Freind is Pension
Wife is Tension
Girl Friend is Patakha
A Couple went to a wishwell
Husb: Bent down, threw a coin n made a wish
Wife: Bent down a litle more & fell into the well
IT WORKS :-P
When GOD solves your problems,
You have faith in his abilities….
When he doesn’t solve your problems,
He has faith in your abilities…