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Girl Friend is Fun
Wife is Gun
Girl Friend is light of Moon
Wife is Month of June
Girl Friend is Tooty Fruity
Wife is Kismat Phooti
Girl Friend is Beauty
Wife is Duty
Girl Freind is Pension
Wife is Tension
Girl Friend is Patakha
Always take extra care of three things in your life!
They dont make noise when they break,
they only create SILENCE in Life..!!
A Qualified MBA Marketing Student married a girl
After 1 year of tough life with Her, Finally he got angry & Sent a note to his father-in-law:
“UR PRODUCT IS NOT ACCORDING 2 MY REQUIREMENTS”
The smart father-in-law Replied:
1 year Warranty has been expired!
So Manufacturer is not responsible.
An innocent husband said:
I watch my wedding video in reverse.
I love the End,
when she takes out ring,
sits in car
goes back to her father’s home..
The Unhappiest people in this world, are those who care the mose about what other people think.
When GOD solves your problems,
You have faith in his abilities….
When he doesn’t solve your problems,
He has faith in your abilities…
What is the difference b/w wife & saali?
Saali is Beauty,
Wife is duty,
Saali is passion,
Wife is tension,
Saali is patakha,
Wife is sayapa,
Saali is cool,
Wife is fool,
Saali is tuty-fruity,
Wife is qismat photi,
Saali is fresh cake,
Wife is earth quake…:p
Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife se Husband bola:
“Aadmi ushi ko marta hai jis se Pyar kerta hai.”
Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maray aur Boli
“Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyar nahi kerti”
A Happy Husband Comes Home from Friday Prayers..
He Greets His Wife & Lifts Her Up, He then Carries Her Around the House With a Smile..
The Surprised Wife asks,
Did the Moulvi Saab Preach about being Romantic Today?
Husband says, ‘No He said We Must Always Carry Our Burdens &Sorrows With a Big Smile-P
Husband and wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver and wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
“Agar main pakistan ki sb say bari choti K2 pr charhny main kamyab ho jaon, to aap mujhy kia dain gay?”
I don’t need you to teach me how to handle my children.
I am living with one of yours & he needs a lot of improvement.