Husband sent a text to wife at night:
“Hi sweetheart I will get late,
please try and wash all my dirty clothes
and make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return.”
He sent another text :”Babe I forgot to tell you that
I got an increase in my salary at the end of the month I’m getting you a new car”
She text back,”Oh my God really?”
Husband replied, “No I just wanted to make sure you got my first message.”:-D
I don’t need you to teach me how to handle my children.
I am living with one of yours & he needs a lot of improvement.
When GOD solves your problems,
You have faith in his abilities….
When he doesn’t solve your problems,
He has faith in your abilities…
An innocent husband said:
I watch my wedding video in reverse.
I love the End,
when she takes out ring,
sits in car
goes back to her father’s home..
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how lucky and powerful I am for you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem Can there be greater than this one?:)
Husband and wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver and wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
“Agar main pakistan ki sb say bari choti K2 pr charhny main kamyab ho jaon, to aap mujhy kia dain gay?”
A Happy Husband Comes Home from Friday Prayers..
He Greets His Wife & Lifts Her Up, He then Carries Her Around the House With a Smile..
The Surprised Wife asks,
Did the Moulvi Saab Preach about being Romantic Today?
Husband says, ‘No He said We Must Always Carry Our Burdens &Sorrows With a Big Smile-P
The Unhappiest people in this world, are those who care the mose about what other people think.
Always take extra care of three things in your life!
They dont make noise when they break,
they only create SILENCE in Life..!!
What is the difference b/w wife & saali?
Saali is Beauty,
Wife is duty,
Saali is passion,
Wife is tension,
Saali is patakha,
Wife is sayapa,
Saali is cool,
Wife is fool,
Saali is tuty-fruity,
Wife is qismat photi,
Saali is fresh cake,
Wife is earth quake…:p
A Couple went to a wishwell
Husb: Bent down, threw a coin n made a wish
Wife: Bent down a litle more & fell into the well
IT WORKS :-P
“Wo samney sharabi dekh rahe ho?
Maine usay 10 saal pehlay shadi se inkar kiya tha
Aur aaj tak wo pi raha hai”
ITNA LAMBA JASHAN”!!!