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An innocent husband said:
I watch my wedding video in reverse.
I love the End,
when she takes out ring,
sits in car
goes back to her father’s home..
The Unhappiest people in this world, are those who care the mose about what other people think.
I don’t need you to teach me how to handle my children.
I am living with one of yours & he needs a lot of improvement.
Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife se Husband bola:
“Aadmi ushi ko marta hai jis se Pyar kerta hai.”
Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maray aur Boli
“Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyar nahi kerti”
Husband sent a text to wife at night:
“Hi sweetheart I will get late,
please try and wash all my dirty clothes
and make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return.”
He sent another text :”Babe I forgot to tell you that
I got an increase in my salary at the end of the month I’m getting you a new car”
She text back,”Oh my God really?”
Husband replied, “No I just wanted to make sure you got my first message.”:-D
A Qualified MBA Marketing Student married a girl
After 1 year of tough life with Her, Finally he got angry & Sent a note to his father-in-law:
“UR PRODUCT IS NOT ACCORDING 2 MY REQUIREMENTS”
The smart father-in-law Replied:
1 year Warranty has been expired!
So Manufacturer is not responsible.
A Couple went to a wishwell
Husb: Bent down, threw a coin n made a wish
Wife: Bent down a litle more & fell into the well
IT WORKS :-P
When GOD solves your problems,
You have faith in his abilities….
When he doesn’t solve your problems,
He has faith in your abilities…
A Happy Husband Comes Home from Friday Prayers..
He Greets His Wife & Lifts Her Up, He then Carries Her Around the House With a Smile..
The Surprised Wife asks,
Did the Moulvi Saab Preach about being Romantic Today?
Husband says, ‘No He said We Must Always Carry Our Burdens &Sorrows With a Big Smile-P
“Agar main pakistan ki sb say bari choti K2 pr charhny main kamyab ho jaon, to aap mujhy kia dain gay?”
Girl Friend is Fun
Wife is Gun
Girl Friend is light of Moon
Wife is Month of June
Girl Friend is Tooty Fruity
Wife is Kismat Phooti
Girl Friend is Beauty
Wife is Duty
Girl Freind is Pension
Wife is Tension
Girl Friend is Patakha
Two Things Define Your Success in Life…
The Way You Manage when You have Nothing.
The Way You Behave when You have Everything.