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1 year Warranty has been expired!

A Qualified MBA Marketing Student married a girl

After 1 year of tough life with Her, Finally he got angry & Sent a note to his father-in-law:

“UR PRODUCT IS NOT ACCORDING 2 MY REQUIREMENTS”

The smart father-in-law Replied:

1 year Warranty has been expired!
So Manufacturer is not responsible.

I just wanted to make sure…

Husband sent a text to wife at night:
“Hi sweetheart I will get late,
please try and wash all my dirty clothes
and make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return.”
He sent another text :”Babe I forgot to tell you that
I got an increase in my salary at the end of the month I’m getting you a new car”
She text back,”Oh my God really?”
Husband replied, “No I just wanted to make sure you got my first message.”:-D

girl friend is Fun

Girl Friend is Fun
&
Wife is Gun

Girl Friend is light of Moon
&
Wife is Month of June

Girl Friend is Tooty Fruity
&
Wife is Kismat Phooti

Girl Friend is Beauty
&
Wife is Duty

Girl Freind is Pension
&
Wife is Tension

Girl Friend is Patakha

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