SMS Messages A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn’t turns up for four days.
Lady calls again,
Santa replies: I’m coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out
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A monkey in plastic
Have u seen a monkey in plastic?
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NO???? Quickly, see your driving license.
Check sugar level regularly
Saqib enters kitchen and opens the sugar box. Sees inside and closes it.
Wife observes the whole episode. Again he comes and does the same stuff. Wife asks Why are you doing this?
Saqib replies: Doctor told to check sugar level regularly.
Vibration ka kamaal hai
Jab bhi tumhara msg aata hai
Hamara room room machal jata hai
Aang aang mein gudgudi hota hai
Yeh tumhara sms ka kasoor nahi hai
Yeh toh mobile ki vibration ka kamaal hai
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No entry
Santa drives in to one-way & cross no entry board!
Policeman: Oye no entry ka board nahi dekha?
Santa: Mujhe laga film ka poster hai..
May I hold ur hand
BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn’t heavy.
Drive main karungi
Wife: Chalo na car me kahin ghumne chalte hai, aur car me drive karungi.
Huband: Agar tum car drive karogi to jayenge car me, ayenge akhbaar me…
Apni saas lagti hai
Jab jab hume pyaas lagati hai,
Unke aane ki aas lagti hai,
Unki diwangi mein hum ho gaye itne diwane ki,
Har ladaki ki maa apni saas lagti hai.
I was a fool
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “you
Know, i was a fool when i married you.”
The husband replied, “yes, dear, but i was in love
And didn’t notice.”
Aap ke ghar zaroor aayenge
Aap ke ghar hum zaroor aayenge,
Har pal aayenge,
Har waqt aayenge,
Din bhar aayenge,
Aur
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Bell bajakar bhag jayengey…
Abbreviations for our degrees
Abbreviations for our degrees:
B.A —- BEAUTIFUL ANGLE
B.E —- BEAUTIFUL EYES
B.Sc — BEAUTIFUL STRUCTURE
B.L —- BEAUTIFUL LIPS
M.B.A — MARRIED BUT AVAILABLE
Hamari tumhari dosti dunya ke liye ek misal hai
Hamari tumhari dosti duniya ke liye ek misal hai
Tumhe dekha toh laga kya maal hai,
Tumhe pane ke liye bichaya jaal hai,
Par kya kare ye college ka hamara aakhri saal hai.
Would you have married me?
A newly married man asked his wife, “Would you have married me if my father hadn’t left me a fortune?”
“Honey,” the woman replied Sweetly,
“I’d have married you no matter who left you a fortune”
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