Plz sirf ek bar kehdo
Sirf ek bar..
December ki woh yaaden mujhe lota do,
Woh bhegi bhegi ratein,
Woh haseen lamhaat,
Jub tum mere bilkul qareb aakar,
Aankhon mein ankhain dalkar,
Jub tum ne..
Aande lee loo aande, garam aande!
One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile.
The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message.
He was angrier and called to rani.
She told stupid, “That was a missed call”.
Teacher: Behind every successful man there is a women
what do we learn from this?
Student: we should stop wasting time in studies and find a woman.
Next generation child will sing:
Twinkle twinkle little star,
I just went to royal bar,
Whisky rates are up so high,
So drink beer with chicken fry.
Q: When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake?
A: On their Wedding !
Q: Why dogs don’t marry?
A: Bcoz they are already leading a dog’s life!
Q: Why doesn’t the India law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence !
Teacher : Saach aur Veham main kiya farak hai?
Boy : Aap hum ko padha rahi hain ye SAACH hai. Aur hum padh rahe hain ye aap ka VEHAM hai.