SMS MessagesA sardar calls another sardar on the phone & says,
“Hi, Main Bol Raha Hoon”.
The other sardar replies,
“Kamaal Hain, Ithe bhi Main Bol Raha Hoon!”
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Funny SMS messages collection in English (New/Free/Short/Best)
Paani mein kuch gadbad hai
Paani mein Whiskey milao toh nasha chadta hai,
Paani mein Rum milao toh nasha chadta hai,
Paani mein Brandy milao toh nasha chadta hai,
Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai.
Naya detergent…
Santa: Yaar maine naye detergent se apni shirt dhoyi aur woh chhoti ho gayi, ab kya karun?
Banta: Usi detergent se ek baar khud naha le…
Girls are incomplete without boys
Woman has man in it,
Mrs has mr in it,
Female has male in it,
Madam has Adam in it,
So girls r always incomplete without boys.
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Boyfriend, lovers and husbands
Boyfriends are like panipuri,
Tastes good anytime.
Lovers r like PIZZAS,
Hot & spicy, eaten frequently.
Husbands r like Dal RICE,
eaten when there is no choice…
BEAUTY TIP
BEAUTY TIP:
If you want to protect your face from dust,
sunrise and other such things,
then apply Master Paints exterior emulsion with 7 years guarantee!
my feelings for you have never changed
From Monday to Sunday,
From January To December,
From birth till my death,
my feelings for you have never changed.
For me, you’ve always been……….. a headache !
Suraj ki kasam
You are the sweetest person in this world….
Yakin nahin ata!..
Suraj ki kasam..!!
Aaila!!
Andhera kaise hogaya…?
Man should get married some time
Every man
Should get married some time
After all, happiness is not the
Only thing in life!
Sardar and doctor
Sardar on phone “Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now”.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…
Somebody is going to get a spanking
A little boy wasn’t getting good marks in school.
One day he tapped his teacher on the shoulder and said, “I don’t want to scare you, but my daddy says if I don’t get better grades, somebody is going to get a spanking.”
Elephant luv with an ant
An elephant falls in luv with an ant.
But ant’s parents are against their marriage.
Guess why?
They gave a solid reason:
**Ladke k dat bahar hai**
Change dialy
Beauty is not how you look,
It is not how handsome u r,
It is not ur figure too…
Beauty is the inner self,
So change ur underwear daily.
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