SMS Messages“School, College And University Are The Nicknames Of Heaven”
And
That’s Why It Is Said That,
“Couples Are Made In Heaven”:p
Funny SMS Messages Collection
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Funny SMS messages collection in English (New/Free/Short/Best)
If you are very sad
If ever in your life U R very sad & lonely
& feel that U have lost every thing,
I will come, Hold your hand,
take U 4 Walk on a Bridge & Show U where 2 jump From
Santa & Banta
Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons.
One day a pigeon reaches Banta without message.
Angry Banta calls Santa!
Santa: Oye, this was a missed call.
Don’t bring any gift
Hi! i am marrying next week. there will be a small party and only a few people will be invited…so i am inviting you…don’t bring any gift with you…just bring someone to marry me
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I am Joking
Boy : My Father’s Name is Laughing and My Mother’s Name is Smiling.
” Teacher : ” You Must be Kidding..?
” Boy : “No I am Joking
A three legged dog
A 3-legged dog walks into a club in the Old West.
He slides up to the bar and says, “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.”
I was a fool
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “you
Know, i was a fool when i married you.”
The husband replied, “yes, dear, but i was in love
And didn’t notice.”
Perfect Example Of Confidence
A trainee in a big multinational companay, dialed C.E.O. by mistake and said: “hey send a hot cofee in accounts deptt, in 2 mins”.
C.E.O. shouted: “Do U know with whom U arE talking ?”
Trainee : “No.”
C.E.O: “I am C.E.O. of the company”.
Trainee in the same tune: “Do U know with whom U arE talking ?”
C.E.O : “No.”
Trainee said: “Thanx God”
& disconnected the phone!
Make a best selling
Teacher : What should be there in a book to make it best selling?
Student : A girl on the cover but no cover on the girl.
Daddy becomes mummy
Q: Why are Egyptian’s Children always confused?
A: Because after death, their daddy becomes the mummy.
If U need ADVICE
If U need ADVICE,
MSG ME.
If U need a FRIEND,
CALL ME.
If U need HELP,
E-MAIL ME.
If U need MONEY,
The number U dialed is not in service,
Plz don’t try again.
The new scooty
Manager: When do u buy this scooty.
Staff: Yesterday when I was standing in the bus station at night a girl came in scooty, stopped in front of me and said sit and took me in the dark place where she took of her clothes and said take whatever u want. I took the scooty what can I do with her clothes.
Sala kiss moonh se maafi maangu
Ravan decides to apologize to Ram.
Ram opens the door.
Ravan blankly stares at Ram & can you guess what he is thinking?
Sala kiss moonh se maafi maangu.
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