SMS Messages Teacher: What’s the meaning of a school?
Ritesh: A school is a place where father pays and the child plays!
Funny SMS Messages Collection
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Funny SMS messages collection in English (New/Free/Short/Best)
Make a best selling
Teacher : What should be there in a book to make it best selling?
Student : A girl on the cover but no cover on the girl.
Which are the 2 latest versions of java???
Which are the 2 latest versions of java.
Think… think… think…
Marjava & Mitjava :)
Sent message
Sundar Baught A New Mobile.
Sundar: Oyee yeh sent message kya hota hai
Mohan: Jis message mein khushboo ho usse sent message kehte hai.
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Different position
Husband: Shall we try a different position tonight?
Wife: That’s a good idea…
You stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and start watching TV.
Formulas must be on finger tips
Examiner : why you wrote the formula in your hand.
Student : Because my master told me that:
“Formulas must be on finger tips. :P
Khirki nahi khul rahi..
Man to Hotel Manager : Jaldi Chalo, Meri Wife Khirki se kudh kar jaan dena chahti hai.
Manager : So .. Sir What can I Do?
Man : Abey Saale ! Khirki nahi khul rahi.
Susu kar ke soja…
Do you want Nokia N90 at Rs. 199/- only with FREE SIM card &
1000 SMS and 750 T.T. Free?
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I LOV THREE THINGS
I LOV THREE THINGS
1….PIZZA 2……PEPSI 3……….U .
PIZZA TO EAT . PEPSI TO DRINK .
AND U . OOOOOOOOOOHOOOOO HELLLLOOOOOOOO TO CLEAN THE TABLE
MMS Day
Today is MMS day:
MMS means:
= MAKE MONKEYS SMILE =
Iâ?Tve done my part..
He came at night
He came at night,
Explored my body,
Got on top of me,
Touched me,
He bit, sucked swallowed &
When he was satisfied
He left, i was hurt,
Bloody mosquito!
Bunyaad Pakki ho Jaye gi.
Agr Aap k Bachay Ziyada Matti Khatay hyn to,
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To Unhein Thori Cement b Khila dein,
Bunyaad Pakki ho Jaye gi.
Both make noise
Question: What do women and police cars have in common?
Ans: They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.
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