Banta: Jab main paida hua tha to military walon ne 21 topein chalayeen thi.
Santa: Kamaal hai ! Sab ka nishana chook gaya?
Light the Cigar With the Heat Of Liver ..Their is Alot of Fire in Liver ..
Lo Urdu main Parho …
Biri Jalayele Jigar se Piyaa .. Jigar maa bari Aag hai …. :p
Sundar Baught A New Mobile.
Sundar: Oyee yeh sent message kya hota hai
Mohan: Jis message mein khushboo ho usse sent message kehte hai.
Q: What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: About 25 to 30 pounds.
Q: What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: About 25 to 30 minutes.
Father Asked Him: Yeh kya hai?
Santa Replies: Teacher ke paas stars khatam ho gaye thay iss liye unhone mujhe aande de diye.
Heaven is when u have:
A german car,
Chineese food &
Hell is when:
Car is chineese,
Food is german,
Wife is american &
Salary is indian!
Santa Singh: Can u spell a word that has more than 1000 letters in it?
Banta Singh: Yes, Its Post office.