Woh sadak ke is paar thi, hum sadak kee us par the
Kuch hum aage badhe, kuch woh aage badhi
Hum kuch aur aage badhe, woh bhi kuch aur aage badhi
Ab hum sadak ke wus par the, aur woh sadak ke is par thi.

Manager: When do u buy this scooty.

Staff: Yesterday when I was standing in the bus station at night a girl came in scooty, stopped in front of me and said sit and took me in the dark place where she took of her clothes and said take whatever u want. I took the scooty what can I do with her clothes.

Question : Why do girls close their eyes while kissing a guy?
Guess…
Guess…
Answer : Yeh ladkiyan ladko ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti.

Wives r incoming calls,
Lovers r outgoing calls,
Aunties r Toll-free calls,
Call girls r Roaming calls,
Neighbour girls r Missed Calls.

Bharat Ka Sabse Bada Confusion Ka Din Kaun Sa Hoga ?

Socho…………

Socho……….

Nahi Maloom…………..!!!!

Jis Din Raksa Bandhan Aur Friendship Day Ek Saath Padega !!!!

What is the girl who is not married and is standing below known as ???
Let me tell you
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She is known as
Miss-Under-Standing.

Difference: It’s funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE Vs ARRANGED.

It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered