Funny SMS Messages Collection

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Funny SMS messages collection in English (New/Free/Short/Best)

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Some funny lines

What do I miss about my wife? Her absence.

The IDEAL man does not smoke, does not drink, does not flirt, goes to bed early, in short … does not exist.

Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.


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Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman

An inspirational speaker said:

“Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife.”

Audience was in shock and silence.

He added:

“She was my mother”

A big round of applause & laughter!

A very daring husband tried to crack this at home.

After a dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen:

“Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife”

Standing for a moment, trying to recall the second line of that speaker

By the time he gained his senses, he was on a hospital bed, recovering from burns of boiling water!

Moral:

Dn’t Copy,if u can’t Paste

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