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Funny SMS Messages Collection
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Funny SMS messages collection in English (New/Free/Short/Best)
A buffalo production
What does a buffalo produce during an Earth Quake?
A: Milk Shake
Whats Worse….
Whats worse than findind
A worm in your APPLE?
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Finding half a worm!!!:-P
Physics would have been much easier..
Physics would have been much easier..
if…
if..
If..
“Tree” had fallen on Newton’s head instead of Apple..
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Sadak ke eis par aur wus par…
Woh sadak ke is paar thi, hum sadak kee us par the
Kuch hum aage badhe, kuch woh aage badhi
Hum kuch aur aage badhe, woh bhi kuch aur aage badhi
Ab hum sadak ke wus par the, aur woh sadak ke is par thi.
He has two…
Always remember:
When SHE cancels a date, it is because..
“SHE HAS TO”
But
When HE cancels a date, it is because..
“HE HAS TWO” ;)
An apple a day
An apple a day keeps the doctor away,
but if doctor is cute,
forget the fruit.
A law permit
Q: Why doesn’t law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offense!
Just be gently… put a finger inside…
Just be gently… put a finger inside…
Yes… yes if one finger can’t make it,
Just put three more fingers…
That’s it! now just rub it up and down…
Yes like that….oh! yeah! oh! yeah! …
That’s the right way to wash a GLASS!!
There was a cold day
How would an angrez tell an indian naukar who can’t understand english to open the door?
He will certainly say: “There was a cold day”
Rough copy before final copy
Why were males created before females?
Coz you always need a rough draft before the final copy.
Aap kaise soch sakte haiki
Ghantaghar tod dunga
Ring road ko mod dunga
Sahid gate fod dunga
Titanic ko fevicolse jod dunga
Aap kaise soch sakte haiki mai aap ko sms karna chod dunga
Girls are incomplete without boys
Woman has man in it,
Mrs has mr in it,
Female has male in it,
Madam has Adam in it,
So girls r always incomplete without boys.
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