Funny SMS Messages Collection

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Hello, I am a virus

Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now…..
sorry I have to leave, I can’t find a brain.

Scientists all over the world are wondering
how long a human being can live without a brain…
Kindly tell them ur age…


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Define Love & explain in detail?

Teacher: define Love & explain in detail?

Student:
A serious disorder of heart due to relationship btween boys & girls that can cause death of one or both depending on the resistance associated

Types:
One sided &
two sided

Age:
Usually occurs in Teenage but now a days can be found in any age

Symptoms:
Tension
Daydreaming
Phone addiction

Diagnosis By:
Diary
Photos
Mobile

TREATMENT:
ANTI-LOVE Therapy by Father/Mother’s Footwear:)

Room mate Kumar

Sales man : Sir, which shaving cream do u use ?
Customer : Kumar’s.
S.M : Which after shave do y use ?
C : Kumar’s.
S.M : Which tooth paste do u use ?
C : Kumar’s ?
S.M : Which shampoo do u use ?
C : Kumar’s.
S.M : Sir , what is this kumar’s is it an international company ?
C : No, he is my room mate.

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