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Beated copper becomes wire,
Depleted stone becomes statue,
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Funny SMS Messages Collection
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Funny SMS messages collection in English (New/Free/Short/Best)
When u feel sad
When u feel sad …
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say …
“damn I am really so cute” u will overcome your sadness …
But don’t make this a habit .. Coz liars go to hell !!!!
Bahut maar padi thi
Basanti : Ek baat batani hai, par please muje marna nahi.
Veeru: Bolo.
Basanti: Main Pregnant hoon!
Veeru: It’s a very good News.
Basanti : Shadi se pehle pitaji ko bataya tha toh bahut maar padi thi.
Sirf ek bar kehdo
Plz sirf ek bar kehdo
Sirf ek bar..
December ki woh yaaden mujhe lota do,
Woh bhegi bhegi ratein,
Woh haseen lamhaat,
Jub tum mere bilkul qareb aakar,
Aankhon mein ankhain dalkar,
Jub tum ne..
Kaha tha!
Aande lee loo aande, garam aande!
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2 men went 2 a callgirl
2 men went 2 a callgirl.
1st went in and came out n said
“Na my wife is better.”
2nd went in and came out n said
“U R right ur wife is much better.”
Human brian
Human brain is most out standing thing.
It functions 24hrs & 365days.
It functions right from the time we born,
And it stops only when we enter inside the exam hall.
LOVE…
L =====
O =====
V =====
E =====
L = Loss of money
O = Out of mind
V = Waste of time
E = End of life.
So
Dont LOVE.
Only
Line maroo….
Facts…
Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tongue…
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Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it…
Sab do din ke masti hai
Apne husn par itna guroor na kar
Sab do din ke masti hai
Tera husn bhi tab tak hay kayam
Jab tak fair & lovely sasti hay
Tight fittings
UNIVERSAL TRUTH :
When girls wear tight fittings,
Neither they are
Comfortable
Nor the
Boys are comfortable !!
Milk and orange juice
John: What food u feed ur new born baby?
Beautiful Young Mom: Breast milk & orange juice.
John: Oh my… Which side is orange juice?
Naya detergent…
Santa: Yaar maine naye detergent se apni shirt dhoyi aur woh chhoti ho gayi, ab kya karun?
Banta: Usi detergent se ek baar khud naha le…
Whats Worse….
Whats worse than findind
A worm in your APPLE?
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Finding half a worm!!!:-P
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