U r the 1st thing that comes 2 my mind.
I wish i could start my day with u in my bed.
I jusT luv ur feel to my lips.
U just make my day, i love u NESCAFE!

Feeling bored?
Wondering, what to do?
Open the zip!
Enter your hands in between your zip,
Take out your…
Book from your bag and study.

Teacher: Behind every successful man there is a women
what do we learn from this?

Student: we should stop wasting time in studies and find a woman.

Next generation child will sing:

Twinkle twinkle little star,
I just went to royal bar,
Whisky rates are up so high,
So drink beer with chicken fry.

Teacher : “Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?”
Pupil : “The moon”.
Teacher : “Why?”
Pupil : “The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don’t need it”.

Q: When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake?
A: On their Wedding !

Q: Why dogs don’t marry?
A: Bcoz they are already leading a dog’s life!

Q: Why doesn’t the India law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence !

I would love to take u for dinner,
Make u sit beside the candle,
Shower u with roses and utter those 3 magical words
in your ear…
“Pay the bill”