In the exam hall.

Examiner : why you wrote the formula in your hand.

Student : Because my master told me that, “formulas must be in finger tips”.

I would love to take u for dinner,
Make u sit beside the candle,
Shower u with roses and utter those 3 magical words
in your ear…
“Pay the bill”

Son : Dad, can you write in the dark?
Father : I think so. What do you want me to write?
Son : Your name on this report card.

Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death,
my feelings 4 u have never changed.
For me, you’ve always been a headache!

What’s the difference between stress, tension and panic?

Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,
and Panic is when both are pregnant.

Laziness is the worst enemy of humans….. – Jawaharlal Nehru.
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Humans should learn to love even their worst enemies…!!! – Mahatma Gandhi

Which one is best to follow?