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Stupid lawyer

Lawyer: “What is your relationship with the plaintiff?”

Witness: “She is my daughter.”

Lawyer: “Was she your daughter on February 13, 1979?”

Some funny lines

What do I miss about my wife? Her absence.

The IDEAL man does not smoke, does not drink, does not flirt, goes to bed early, in short … does not exist.

Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.

Plz hurry up

Shaytan association invites all the members
For the annual meeting to discuss their vacation
Of the month of ramadan so ur attendence
As a senior member is required…..Plz hurry up…!