Funny SMS messages collection in English (New/Free/Short/Best)
A trainee in a big multinational companay, dialed C.E.O. by mistake and said: “hey send a hot cofee in accounts deptt, in 2 mins”.
C.E.O. shouted: “Do U know with whom U arE talking ?”
Trainee : “No.”
C.E.O: “I am C.E.O. of the company”.
Trainee in the same tune: “Do U know with whom U arE talking ?”
C.E.O : “No.”
Trainee said: “Thanx God”
& disconnected the phone!
A girl takes 3 month to judge a boy On Whether She Likes Him Or Not..
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But A Boy Takes 3 Sec…
1st Sec : Yaar !! Dekh Kya Bachi Hai..
2nd Sec : Kia Lush Aawaz Hai..
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3rd Sec : Kasam Se Jani !!! Is Se Bhi Pyar Ho gaya… =P ;->
Que: How can we boil oil ?
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Ans: Very simple
By adding B to it.
Customer : If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Delhi in two days time?
Post Master : Yes sir, it definitely will.
Customer : I bet you, it won’t.
Post Master : Why not?
Customer : It’s addressed to Mumbai.
Aplication by santa:
Dear sir,
Sasriyakal, my wife is ill as there is no other husband in the family
To look after her. So please kindly grant me leave for 1 day.
Thank you.
A man saw 3 parrots for sale.
He was shocked by abnormally high prices.
The owner says, “the first parrot can run ms office. Price 10 thousand.”
“Other parrot for 15 thousnd, A programmer.”
The last parrot carried a tag of Rs.50 thousand.
What does he do?
Owner replies: to be honest he does nothing but the two parrots call him BOSS! ;)
Santa drives in to one-way & cross no entry board!
Policeman: Oye no entry ka board nahi dekha?
Santa: Mujhe laga film ka poster hai..
Preeto: Darling, aaj kuch aisa karo ke mere paseene nikal jaayen!
Banta gets up and switches off the AC & fan.
World’s smallest resignation letter…
Respected sir,
I luv ur wife.
Ab tu bijli bhi medicine ki tarha ho gai hai Faraz…
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Aik Ghanta Subha…
Aik Ghanta Dupehar…
Aik Ghanta Sham….!!!
Principle to Students:
U people must sleep atleast 7 hours a day.
Student:
Impossible Sir!!!
College is only for 6 hours :)
Father Asked Him: Yeh kya hai?
Santa Replies: Teacher ke paas stars khatam ho gaye thay iss liye unhone mujhe aande de diye.
7 glances = 1 Smile
7 smiles = 1 meeting
7 meetings = 1 kiss
7 kisses = 1 proposal
7 proposals = 1 marriage
and that bloody marriage has 77777 problems
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