SMS MessagesThere was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go through hell for her.
They got married and now he is going through hell.
Funny SMS Messages Collection
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Funny SMS messages collection in English (New/Free/Short/Best)
Why I miss u
Sometime my mind asks why I miss you?
Why I care for you?
Why I remember you?
Then my heart answers it’s simply because mental patient needs more care.
Can U swim?
British: Can U swim?
Paki: No
British: Dog is Better than u,bcoz It Swims
Paki:Can u swim? British:Yes
Paki: Then whats the Difference between you & Dog?
Today is our anniversary
– Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
– Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
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I want devorce
Man: I want a divorce. My wife hasn’t spoken to me in six months.
Lawyer: Better think it over. Wives like that are hard to get!
Figure like coke bottle
Hubby: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.
Wife: Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml now it’s 1.5 ltr.
Milk and orange juice
John: What food u feed ur new born baby?
Beautiful Young Mom: Breast milk & orange juice.
John: Oh my… Which side is orange juice?
Sardar’s honeymoon
Sardar 1: I’m very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money.
Sardar 2: You r nothing I saved all my money, my friend was going & I sent my wife with him.
Love marriage and arranged marriage
Its funny when people discuss over
Love marriage and arranged marriage
It is like asking a person if he would
Like to “hang himself” or “shoot himself”.
A true FRIEND…
A true friend irritates
wen u say
I M SAD,
Laughs
Wen u say
I M SORRY,
Smiles
Wen u say
I MISS U,
n kicks
Wen u say
I M BUSY:-)
Plan For Future
Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?
Ram: I want 2 b a pilot.
Vinod: I want 2 b a doctor.
Deepa: I want 2 b a good mother.
Ravi : I want 2 help Deepa.
Always speak the truth…
Always speak the truth
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& run immediately after speaking it!!
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Aap kaise soch sakte haiki
Ghantaghar tod dunga
Ring road ko mod dunga
Sahid gate fod dunga
Titanic ko fevicolse jod dunga
Aap kaise soch sakte haiki mai aap ko sms karna chod dunga
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