IN RAIN
U must b feeling to go out
Dance around
Sing songs
Meet friends
Jump around
Its very natural..
Every ‘FROG’ feels the same.:
HAPPY RAINY DAY
Funny SMS messages collection in English (New/Free/Short/Best)
IN RAIN
U must b feeling to go out
Dance around
Sing songs
Meet friends
Jump around
Its very natural..
Every ‘FROG’ feels the same.:
HAPPY RAINY DAY
Lady 2 her maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason to suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary.
Kanta : I don’t believe it! you r just saying that 2 make me jealous!”
Life paradox:
What u want u don’t get (luv)
What u get, u don’t enjoy (marriage)
What u enjoy, is not permanent (girlfriend)
What is permanent, is boring (wife)
Always listen to your wife, she gives sound advice :
99% Sound and 1% Advice….
Doctor ne admi se pucha …
Kya aap aur aapki biwi ka khoon ek hi hai?
Admi ne kaha..
Kiu nahi? Zarur hoga! Pachaas sal se mera hi khoon pi rahi hai na.
Heaven is when u have:
A german car,
American salary,
Chineese food &
Indian wife!
Hell is when:
Car is chineese,
Food is german,
Wife is american &
Salary is indian!
What is more useful after it is broken?
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An Egg
;-)
Which is most shocking city?
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Electri-City
:-)
How many great men were born in pakistan?
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None, Only Babies were born:-D
If ur clock strickes 13,What time it is?
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Time to buy new clock….:-P
B-) D;-) :-D :-P
A cute little smile 4 breakfast.
More laughs 4 lunch.
Lots of happiness for dinner.
Doctor’s fee? An sms when u r free.
Once a boy & a girl were playing ludo.
Boy: If dice shows 1,2 & 3 I will kiss u.
Girl: And if 4,5 & 6,
Boy: Then u kiss me.
Read this fast!
Chai
Coffee
Chai
Coffee
Chai
Coffee
Chai
Coffee
Ok!!! Congrats!!!!
U r selected 2 work at d railway station..
Banta: Jab main paida hua tha to military walon ne 21 topein chalayeen thi.
Santa: Kamaal hai ! Sab ka nishana chook gaya?
Husband: Shall we try a different position tonight?
Wife: That’s a good idea…
You stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and start watching TV.
Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: “Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon.