SMS MessagesQ: Why are Egyptian’s Children always confused?
A: Because after death, their daddy becomes the mummy.
Funny SMS Messages Collection
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Funny SMS messages collection in English (New/Free/Short/Best)
Twinkle Twinkle little star
Twinkle Twinkle little star,
You should know what you are,
And once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.
To make a best seller
Teacher : What should be in a book to make it a best seller?
Tommy: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
Carry my cross
A husband coming home from a confession and lifts his wife and carries her on his shoulder.
Wife: Did the priest tell you to be so romantic like this?
Husband: No, he told me to carry my cross.
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Then make a place
Hi,
Doing nothing?
Then make a place,
4 Me in ur heart!!
I may come there any time!
Ur’s faithfully,
“Heart Attack”
What r made in hell
If marriages r made in heaven, then what r made in hell? Ans : The days after marriage.
Love is an illusion!
Love is an illusion!
Its a highly dependency disorder of weak hearted
people. . . . People with strong hearts believe in FLIRTING :p
I’m a genius!!
Sherlock Holmes was an idiot and Robert Watt was a fool. One was a detective, the other invented radar. But neither of them ever discovered you. I’m a genius!
Commerce ka student
Din mein chain nahi,
Raat ko neend nahi,
Ji na lage kahi.
Khuda, kya yehi pyaar hai?
Khuda bole: Nahi beta, Commerce ke students ka
Yehi haal hai…
The world can not end in 2015…
‘THOUGHT OV DA DAY’
The world can not end in 2015,
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because my can of Pepsi expires in 2015 :D
Check sugar level regularly
Saqib enters kitchen and opens the sugar box. Sees inside and closes it.
Wife observes the whole episode. Again he comes and does the same stuff. Wife asks Why are you doing this?
Saqib replies: Doctor told to check sugar level regularly.
Ulte latka do
Inspector to Santa: Phaansi se pehle, bata teri aakhri ichha kya hai?
Santa: Mere pair upar aur shir neeche kar ke faansi de do!
Mother vs mother-in-law
Once GOD thought he will not look after everyone so he creates “Mother”.
When devil saw that God creates “Mother” he became crazy and creates Mother-In-Law!!
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