SMS MessagesWhat do I miss about my wife? Her absence.
The IDEAL man does not smoke, does not drink, does not flirt, goes to bed early, in short … does not exist.
Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.
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Funny SMS messages collection in English (New/Free/Short/Best)
Tapka denge saale ko
Bhool kar bhi kisiko na rulana,
Zindagi mein sabko hasana,
Dusman ko bhi gale lagana,
Phir bhi koi gam de toh hume batana,
Tapka denge saale ko.
Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?
Banta asked Santa: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?
Santa: Very simple, because he is PM not AM.
Women Logic :
Women Logic :
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> If He Is Not Online,
He Must Be With That Bitch..!!
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> If He Is Online,
He Must Be Chatting With
That Bitch..!!
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Thousand words of a teacher does not hurt …..
Thousand words of a teacher does not hurt …..
But the silence of a frnd in the examination hall brings tears to eyes… :-D :-D
Mother vs mother-in-law
Once GOD thought he will not look after everyone so he creates “Mother”.
When devil saw that God creates “Mother” he became crazy and creates Mother-In-Law!!
Death
Lawyer: “Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?”
Witness: “By death.”
Lawyer: “And by whose death was it terminated?”
Kabhi socha na tha
Dil ko pata tha woh zarur aayegi,
Dil ko pata tha woh zarur aayegi,
Par kabhi socha na tha ki,
Surprise me kambakht apna “husband” bhi saath layegi!!
kia yehi piar hay
Humne Un Ko
Miss Call De Kr
Apni Yaad
Dilai “FARAZ”
Unho Ne Msg Kr K Kaha
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Keera Hai Kya?
( ‘.’)/’ Dekh Yar.!
) ( Kya Ye Hi
L L Pyar hai…?
Yeh toh behri hai
Uski aankhe toh sagar se bhi gaheri hai,
Uski aankhe toh sagar se bhi gaheri hai,
Main ijhar mohabat kar ke thak gaya,
Tab pat chala sali yeh toh behri hai.
Similarity
Do U know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent girls?
Both don’t exist…
Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman
An inspirational speaker said:
“Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife.”
Audience was in shock and silence.
He added:
“She was my mother”
A big round of applause & laughter!
A very daring husband tried to crack this at home.
After a dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen:
“Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife”
Standing for a moment, trying to recall the second line of that speaker
By the time he gained his senses, he was on a hospital bed, recovering from burns of boiling water!
Moral:
Dn’t Copy,if u can’t Paste
If you are very sad
If ever in your life U R very sad & lonely
& feel that U have lost every thing,
I will come, Hold your hand,
take U 4 Walk on a Bridge & Show U where 2 jump From
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