SMS MessagesGirl sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.
When a Person asked what she was doing.
She replied : Higher Studies Man !!!
Funny SMS Messages Collection
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Funny SMS messages collection in English (New/Free/Short/Best)
Ab Karachi se sirf 20 km door…
Ab Karachi se sirf 20 km door…
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Saima Rediency
4 or 5 kamroon k luxury Apartment.
Stand by Generator or Kushada
Car parking….P
100% Pagal
You are
20% Pyara
20% Attractive
20% Good
20% Active
20% Lovable
In short 100% pagal.
Two cops in a car patrol
Why there are always two cops in a car patrol ?
A: In case the siren won’t work, one of them to scream “Wouuuu-Wouuuuu” and the other – “Blue, Red, Blue, Red, Blue, Red..”
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whats live ? live is love
Whats live ? Live is love.
Whats love ? Love is kissing.
Whats kissing ?
Come here and I show you.
Generation Gap
1980 girls : Maa mei Jeans pehanungi
Maa : Nahin beti log kya kahengey ?
2006 girls : Maa mein mini skirt pehanungi
Maa : Pehen Le beti kuch to pehan Le!
Difference between stress, tension and panic
What’s the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,
and Panic is when both are pregnant.
Girls are incomplete without boys
Woman has man in it,
Mrs has mr in it,
Female has male in it,
Madam has Adam in it,
So girls r always incomplete without boys.
Having two girlfriends
A Solid reason for having two girlfriends at one time :
Monopoly is always damaging & Competition improves service!
Weight kitna hai
Dr: Apka weight kitna hai?
Patient: Chashme ke sath 75 kgs.
Dr: Aur bina chashme ke?
Patient: Woh bina chasme ke toh mujhe dikhta hi nahi.
Roses are red
Before Marriage:
Roses Are Red,
Sky Is Blue,
Oh My Darling
I Love You.
After Marriage:
Roses Are Dead,
I have Flu,
You Are My Headache
I Will Kill You…
Good morning kehne ke liye
Delhi
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Train no.6162
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Message kiya hai 
A three legged dog
A 3-legged dog walks into a club in the Old West.
He slides up to the bar and says, “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.”
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