Husband 1: Why do u take your wife only to night clubs?

Husband 2: Buddy by the time she gets ready no other place is open!

Marriage is a three ring circus,
It is the engagement ring,
Wedding ring and suffering.

Its funny when people discuss over
Love marriage and arranged marriage
It is like asking a person if he would
Like to “hang himself” or “shoot himself”.

Q: Why do women live longer than men?

A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

When a girl smiles she is considered cute,
when a boy smiles he is flirting.

when a girl licks her lips she is thirsty,
When boy licks he is tharkey.

When a girl falls down she is helped by so many people
But if a boy falls everybody laughs.

STILL PEOPLE SAY THIS IS MEN’s WORLD.

“School, College And University Are The Nicknames Of Heaven”
And
That’s Why It Is Said That,
“Couples Are Made In Heaven”:p

Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons.
One day a pigeon reaches Banta without message.
Angry Banta calls Santa!
Santa: Oye, this was a missed call.

Boy :  My Father’s Name is Laughing and My Mother’s Name is Smiling.

” Teacher : ” You Must be Kidding..?

” Boy : “No I am Joking

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “you
Know, i was a fool when i married you.”

The husband replied, “yes, dear, but i was in love
And didn’t notice.”