Ghantaghar tod dunga
Ring road ko mod dunga
Sahid gate fod dunga
Titanic ko fevicolse jod dunga
Aap kaise soch sakte haiki mai aap ko sms karna chod dunga

To be is to Do.
-Socrates
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To do is to Be.
-Plato
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Do be do BE do.
-Scooby Doo

Terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers,
And demanded of 500000 rs or else,
They will burn them with kerosene,
Plz donate.
I have donated 15 litres.

One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile.

The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message.

He was angrier and called to rani.

She told stupid, “That was a missed call”.

What do I miss about my wife? Her absence.

The IDEAL man does not smoke, does not drink, does not flirt, goes to bed early, in short … does not exist.

Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.

Once GOD thought he will not look after everyone so he creates “Mother”.

When devil saw that God creates “Mother” he became crazy and creates Mother-In-Law!!

Galileo used 2 study in small lamp,
Graham bell used 2 study in candle,
shakespear used 2 study in stret lite.
Mujhe samaj mein nahi aata..
sale din mein jakh marte the kya?