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Customer : If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Delhi in two days time?
Post Master : Yes sir, it definitely will.
Customer : I bet you, it won’t.
Post Master : Why not?
Customer : It’s addressed to Mumbai.
A man saw 3 parrots for sale.
He was shocked by abnormally high prices.
The owner says, “the first parrot can run ms office. Price 10 thousand.”
“Other parrot for 15 thousnd, A programmer.”
The last parrot carried a tag of Rs.50 thousand.
What does he do?
Owner replies: to be honest he does nothing but the two parrots call him BOSS! ;)