SMS Messages Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now…..
sorry I have to leave, I can’t find a brain.
Scientists all over the world are wondering
how long a human being can live without a brain…
Kindly tell them ur age…
Funny SMS Messages Collection
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Funny SMS messages collection in English (New/Free/Short/Best)
kia yehi piar hay
Humne Un Ko
Miss Call De Kr
Apni Yaad
Dilai “FARAZ”
Unho Ne Msg Kr K Kaha
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Keera Hai Kya?
( ‘.’)/’ Dekh Yar.!
) ( Kya Ye Hi
L L Pyar hai…?
Bachelor’s Prayer
Radhey radhey,kudi fasadey
Hare murari,miley kuvari
Jai hanuman,pat ja meri jaan
Wahe guru da khalsa,ek soni kudi di lalsa.
Exam at the door
Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?
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A: Because it was an entrance exam.
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Drink beer with chicken fry…
Next generation child will sing:
Twinkle twinkle little star,
I just went to royal bar,
Whisky rates are up so high,
So drink beer with chicken fry.
Aplication by santa
Aplication by santa:
Dear sir,
Sasriyakal, my wife is ill as there is no other husband in the family
To look after her. So please kindly grant me leave for 1 day.
Thank you.
Plumber in the college
Once Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college. You know why?
Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is leaking.
Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika…
Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika…
Dono NE kapde tyag diye,
Ek NE desh ke liye,
Doosre NE Deshwasion ke liye!
Define Love & explain in detail?
Teacher: define Love & explain in detail?
Student:
A serious disorder of heart due to relationship btween boys & girls that can cause death of one or both depending on the resistance associated
Types:
One sided &
two sided
Age:
Usually occurs in Teenage but now a days can be found in any age
Symptoms:
Tension
Daydreaming
Phone addiction
Diagnosis By:
Diary
Photos
Mobile
TREATMENT:
ANTI-LOVE Therapy by Father/Mother’s Footwear:)
Smart Boy In A Party
In a party a handsome guy asked a girl “are you going to dance?”
She felt so happy & said-”yes” & the guy said-”that’s good, so can i have your chair?:-D;-)
When I call you
When I call you:
1 ring means – I’m missing u,
2 ring means – I like u,
3 ring means – I’m thinking of u,
4 ring means – I need u,
5 ring means – Idiot phone utha.
Room mate Kumar
Sales man : Sir, which shaving cream do u use ?
Customer : Kumar’s.
S.M : Which after shave do y use ?
C : Kumar’s.
S.M : Which tooth paste do u use ?
C : Kumar’s ?
S.M : Which shampoo do u use ?
C : Kumar’s.
S.M : Sir , what is this kumar’s is it an international company ?
C : No, he is my room mate.
Sadak ke eis par aur wus par…
Woh sadak ke is paar thi, hum sadak kee us par the
Kuch hum aage badhe, kuch woh aage badhi
Hum kuch aur aage badhe, woh bhi kuch aur aage badhi
Ab hum sadak ke wus par the, aur woh sadak ke is par thi.
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