Wives r incoming calls,
Lovers r outgoing calls,
Aunties r Toll-free calls,
Call girls r Roaming calls,
Neighbour girls r Missed Calls.
An inspirational speaker said:
“Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife.”
Audience was in shock and silence.
“She was my mother”
A big round of applause & laughter!
A very daring husband tried to crack this at home.
After a dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen:
“Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife”
Standing for a moment, trying to recall the second line of that speaker
By the time he gained his senses, he was on a hospital bed, recovering from burns of boiling water!
Dn’t Copy,if u can’t Paste
Husband 1: Why do u take your wife only to night clubs?
Husband 2: Buddy by the time she gets ready no other place is open!
Marriage is a three ring circus,
It is the engagement ring,
Wedding ring and suffering.
Its funny when people discuss over
Love marriage and arranged marriage
It is like asking a person if he would
Like to “hang himself” or “shoot himself”.
Q: Why do women live longer than men?
A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
When a girl smiles she is considered cute,
when a boy smiles he is flirting.
when a girl licks her lips she is thirsty,
When boy licks he is tharkey.
When a girl falls down she is helped by so many people
But if a boy falls everybody laughs.
STILL PEOPLE SAY THIS IS MEN’s WORLD.
“School, College And University Are The Nicknames Of Heaven”
That’s Why It Is Said That,
“Couples Are Made In Heaven”:p
If ever in your life U R very sad & lonely
& feel that U have lost every thing,
I will come, Hold your hand,
take U 4 Walk on a Bridge & Show U where 2 jump From
Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons.
One day a pigeon reaches Banta without message.
Angry Banta calls Santa!
Santa: Oye, this was a missed call.
Hi! i am marrying next week. there will be a small party and only a few people will be invited…so i am inviting you…don’t bring any gift with you…just bring someone to marry me
Boy : My Father’s Name is Laughing and My Mother’s Name is Smiling.
” Teacher : ” You Must be Kidding..?
” Boy : “No I am Joking
A 3-legged dog walks into a club in the Old West.
He slides up to the bar and says, “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.”