Funny SMS Messages Collection

Funny SMS messages collection in English (New/Free/Short/Best)

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Funny SMS, Smile SMS

i read ur sms

Whenever i want youe presence,

I read ur sms
Whenever I want to see you

I close my eyes
Whenever I want to hear your voice,
I throw stone on dog!!’

April 3, 2020 nazia

Funny SMS

Make a best selling

Teacher : What should be there in a book to make it best selling?

Student : A girl on the cover but no cover on the girl.

April 3, 2020 njm

Funny SMS, Hindi Funny SMS

Mere dil mein aaj kya hai

Mere dil mein aaj kya hai
Wohi apne jo is dil mein pehle se hi the.
Aur iss dil mein marte dam tak rahenge.

Are main tumhare nahi
Apne Tricuspid, Mitral, Pulmonary aur
A-V valves k baat kar raha hoon..

April 3, 2020 njm

Funny SMS, Hindi Funny SMS

Mil giya Oye mil gaya

Mil giya Oye mil gaya,
Oye oye mil giya,
Oho mil giya,
Ballay Ballay…
Mil he giya,
Aaj to mil he giya,
Yeh sms phadne wala ek aur bewqoof mil gaya!!!

April 3, 2020 njm

Funny SMS

Husband and wife are like tyres

Husband and wife r like two tyres of a vehicle.
If one punctures, the vehicle can’t move further.
So intelligent men always carry a stepny with them.

April 3, 2020 njm

Funny SMS

you need to improve your vocabulary

When words are not enough to express your feelings,
don’t think that you are in Love. It’s just that…
you need to improve your vocabulary

April 3, 2020 nuzhat

Funny SMS, Hindi Funny SMS

Chand se aapka jikar karte hai

Hum raat ki tanhai mein,
Aapki aawaz sunte hai,
Chand se aapka jikar karte hai,
Mat aao hamare khawabo mein,
Hum bhoot-preeto se bahut darte hai.

April 3, 2020 njm

Funny SMS

whats live ? live is love

Whats live ? Live is love.

Whats love ? Love is kissing.

Whats kissing ?

Come here and I show you.

April 3, 2020 nazia

Friendship SMS, Funny SMS

Why should only I suffer

When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God
that everyone should have a friend like you…
Why should only i suffer!

April 3, 2020 njm

Funny SMS, Sardar SMS

8 khaye nahi jayenge

Sardar orders pizza.
Waiter: Sir shud i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces?
Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahi jayenge

April 3, 2020 njm

Funny SMS, Hindi Funny SMS

Cut off mu dog’s tail

Doctor cut off my dog’s tail.
Vet: Why do u want to do that?
Coz my mom-in-law is visiting us &
I don’t want anything 2 make her think
she’s welcomed.

April 2, 2020 njm

Funny SMS, Hindi Funny SMS