Wat is de longest word in de english language?
SMILES-bcoz dere is a mile betwen da first n last letters
:D
Who sits on babies?
A babysitter:D
Wat starts wid a T,ends with a T, n is full of T?
A teapot:D

Wat is de richest kind of air?
MillionAIRe:D

What’s a quick way 2 double ur money?
By folding it
:D

The famous octopus ‘Paul’ that gained attention
during the football world cup for its
ever correct predictions is dead.
It was found floating on water
after some precarious incident that
took place in Berlin.
The local police says that a Pakistani
entered the museum and asked the octopus
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kisne kaha tha k pepsi pe 5 rupay kam kardo?

Why do men chase women when they have no intention of marrying?

– For the same reason dogs chase cars when they have no intention of driving.

Q: Why do boys go to temples?

Ans: Bcoz temple is d only place wr u can find Pooja, Bhakti, Bhawana, Shradha, Aarti, Archna, Aaradhna, Laxmi, Jyoti…

Life main ek baat hameshan yaad rakhna
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cream biscuit main cream hoti hai

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tiger biscuit main tiger nahi hota..