SMS MessagesPositive-thinking poem:
Little bird in the sky
Droping shit into ur eye
U don’t worry u don’t cry,
U just thank God that,
Cows do not fly
Always b positive :)
Misc SMS Jokes Messages Collection
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Misc SMS Jokes
Timilai ma ke bhanau?
Timilai ma ke bhanau?
Phool bhanau bhane tyasma KADA chha
Chandrama bhanau bhane tyasma DAAG chaa
BAANDAR bhanau bhane tyasms DIMAAG chha.
Dukha namannu
Yaad aayo bhane aakha banda nagarnu
Bhet bhayena bhane pani dukha namannu
Hami sadhai sangai hunu parchha bhanne chhaina
Tara mitratako dhoka bhane kahile banda nagarnu.
Timi lai kiss
Nepali ma machha english ma fish,
Sabai lai muksan timi lai kiss.
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sorry for late SMS
Sorry for late SMS
Actually police arrested me for killing a girl
I swear I didn’t kill her
I just asked her ,”will u marry me?”
and
woh khushi se mar gaye:D:p
Best moments of life
Best moments of life :
1. To fall in luv :)
2. To clear ur last Exam :P
3. To wake up n realize its still possible 2 sleep :D
4. To get a phone cal saying class is canceled :O
5. To feel butterflies every time you see DAT PERSON :*
6. To see an old friend again n to feel that things have not changed
7. To touch the fingers of newly born child
8. Speaking to an old friend on Sunday evening
9. Waiting 4 a cal or message from your loved one wen u r alone
10. Walking alone on a silent road at night n listening to your fav songs
11. Riding d bike on a highway while its raining
12. Speaking To the special one on phone while standing in front of the mirror
Cute Question of a daughter
Very Cute question :
Asked by a daughter to her father:
I feel very Proud and Lucky to have your name and Sir-name with me
then
Why are you forcing me to change it?? :)
Tourist ra manche
Ek jana manchhe le baato ma susu gareko dekher, tourist le sodhechha:
Tourist : Hello bro. Timiharule pisab ferda police le samtdaina?
Man: Ke ko police le samatnu ni…, aafaile samatnu parchha!
1st friend :Bro can i use your phone
1st friend: Bro can i use your phone
to call my girlfirned?
.
.
.
2nd friend: Yeah sure,
just hit redial
Sukha shanti ko sadhai baas hos
Bhimsen ko shakti
Meerabai Ko Bhakti
Dr.Abdul Kalaam Ko Gyan
Mr.Bush ko jasto Shaan
Einstein Ko Buddhi
Nobel Prize Ko Siddhi
Bill gates Ko Sampatti
Dukha bata sadhai Mukti
Mercedez Ko Car
Diamonds Ko Haar
Microsoft Ko Share
Pasia Ko Dher
John Abhraham Ko Style
Aishwarya Ko Smile
Amitabh Ko Personality
David Becham Ko Popularity
Worldtour Ko Ticket
Tendulkar Ko Wicket
Bhagat Singh Ko Deshprem
Tapaiko Sweetheart Ko Amarprem
Dherai bhanda dherai maanche haru ko saath hos
Ghar ma sukha shanti ko sadhai baas hos.
MAA DURGA BHAGAWANI le sadai hamro kalyan garun
Teacher to Student…
Teacher:Bacho Past Present or Future Tense ki koi misal dain.
Jaisay k mai khubsurat thi,Khubsurat hon or Khubsurat rahon gi
Bacha: Ap ko wehm tha, whem hai or wehm rahy ga….
Tihar ko Suvakamana
Timro ghar phoollai phool le sajios.
Timmro gharma diyo le sadhaile uujayalo parirahos.
Nidharko saptarangi tika sadhai hasirahos.
Sarir yo mare Pani daju bainiko maya bachirahos.
Tapai lai Tihar ko Suvakamana
A rabbit Runs jumps
A Rabbit Runs,Jumps
& Lives Only For 15 yrs.
While a Turtle Doesn’t Run
Does Nothing.
Yet lives for 300 yrs.
Moral:
Exercise Is Hell Just Sleep Well..;)
Good Night :-)
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