Pani khojda beer bhetiyos,
Dhara kholda wine bagos,
Chicken khanda, sanpro paros,
Mutton khanda, hyakula bhetos,
Yehi nai “Dashain” ko shuvakamana.

When You Really
Want To Slap Someone,

Do It And Say
Bloody Mosquito. :D:P

Har pal khusi rahos saath
Sadai muhar ma rahos tapai ko hasaien
Hamro tarfa bata tapai lai
Happy Depaawali

Teacher:Bacho Past Present or Future Tense ki koi misal dain.
Jaisay k mai khubsurat thi,Khubsurat hon or Khubsurat rahon gi
Bacha: Ap ko wehm tha, whem hai or wehm rahy ga….

1st friend: Bro can i use your phone
to call my girlfirned?
.
.
.
2nd friend: Yeah sure,
just hit redial

Yaad aayo bhane aakha banda nagarnu
Bhet bhayena bhane pani dukha namannu
Hami sadhai sangai hunu parchha bhanne chhaina
Tara mitratako dhoka bhane kahile banda nagarnu.

Bhimsen ko shakti
Meerabai Ko Bhakti
Dr.Abdul Kalaam Ko Gyan
Mr.Bush ko jasto Shaan
Einstein Ko Buddhi
Nobel Prize Ko Siddhi
Bill gates Ko Sampatti
Dukha bata sadhai Mukti
Mercedez Ko Car
Diamonds Ko Haar
Microsoft Ko Share
Pasia Ko Dher
John Abhraham Ko Style
Aishwarya Ko Smile
Amitabh Ko Personality
David Becham Ko Popularity
Worldtour Ko Ticket
Tendulkar Ko Wicket
Bhagat Singh Ko Deshprem
Tapaiko Sweetheart Ko Amarprem
Dherai bhanda dherai maanche haru ko saath hos
Ghar ma sukha shanti ko sadhai baas hos.

MAA DURGA BHAGAWANI le sadai hamro kalyan garun

Whats up guys?
First of all Happy Vijaya Dashami.
Ra yainhi bhanna chahan chu ki,
Hami sabai Hindu haru ko yo bada dashain,
Ramailo sanga bitos…
Mero hardik mangalmaya suvakamana cha.
“Happy Dashain”

A Rabbit Runs,Jumps
& Lives Only For 15 yrs.

While a Turtle Doesn’t Run
Does Nothing.
Yet lives for 300 yrs.

Moral:
Exercise Is Hell Just Sleep Well..;)
Good Night :-)

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