SMS MessagesSorry for late SMS
Actually police arrested me for killing a girl
I swear I didn’t kill her
I just asked her ,”will u marry me?”
and
woh khushi se mar gaye:D:p
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Best moments of life
Best moments of life :
1. To fall in luv :)
2. To clear ur last Exam :P
3. To wake up n realize its still possible 2 sleep :D
4. To get a phone cal saying class is canceled :O
5. To feel butterflies every time you see DAT PERSON :*
6. To see an old friend again n to feel that things have not changed
7. To touch the fingers of newly born child
8. Speaking to an old friend on Sunday evening
9. Waiting 4 a cal or message from your loved one wen u r alone
10. Walking alone on a silent road at night n listening to your fav songs
11. Riding d bike on a highway while its raining
12. Speaking To the special one on phone while standing in front of the mirror
Sukha shanti ko sadhai baas hos
Bhimsen ko shakti
Meerabai Ko Bhakti
Dr.Abdul Kalaam Ko Gyan
Mr.Bush ko jasto Shaan
Einstein Ko Buddhi
Nobel Prize Ko Siddhi
Bill gates Ko Sampatti
Dukha bata sadhai Mukti
Mercedez Ko Car
Diamonds Ko Haar
Microsoft Ko Share
Pasia Ko Dher
John Abhraham Ko Style
Aishwarya Ko Smile
Amitabh Ko Personality
David Becham Ko Popularity
Worldtour Ko Ticket
Tendulkar Ko Wicket
Bhagat Singh Ko Deshprem
Tapaiko Sweetheart Ko Amarprem
Dherai bhanda dherai maanche haru ko saath hos
Ghar ma sukha shanti ko sadhai baas hos.
MAA DURGA BHAGAWANI le sadai hamro kalyan garun
Chod deu timro padhai
Sagarmatha ko chuchuro ma maha-bharat ko ladai,
Sagarmatha ko chuchuro ma maha-bharat ko ladai,
Ma sanga prem garne bhaye chod deu timro padhai.
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Mero hardik mangalmaya suvakamana
Whats up guys?
First of all Happy Vijaya Dashami.
Ra yainhi bhanna chahan chu ki,
Hami sabai Hindu haru ko yo bada dashain,
Ramailo sanga bitos…
Mero hardik mangalmaya suvakamana cha.
“Happy Dashain”
Pura hos manokamana
Tika hos nidhar ma,
Jamara hos kanma,
Sukha hos pariwar ma,
Shanti hos desh ma,
Pura hos manokamana,
Yehi cha Vijaya Dashami 2064,
Ko suvakamana.
Tundikhel ko ranga
Timi gulaf ko phool bhaye priya
Ma tesma hune kada…
Timi Asan ko bhaisi bhaye
Ma Tundikhel ko ranga…
Har pal khusi rahos saath
Har pal khusi rahos saath
Sadai muhar ma rahos tapai ko hasaien
Hamro tarfa bata tapai lai
Happy Depaawali
HAPPY DASHAIN 2064!
HAPPY DASHAIN 2064!
This joyous festival of
Dashain may U
so be blessed
with a year of
good fortune & prosperity.
“Maa Durga Bless You”
Positive-thinking poem:
Positive-thinking poem:
Little bird in the sky
Droping shit into ur eye
U don’t worry u don’t cry,
U just thank God that,
Cows do not fly
Always b positive :)
Maa laxmi ko kripa rahos
Yo deepawali chamkilo hos
Khusi,umanga,sath rahos
Tapai ra tapai ko paribar ma sukha layos
Maa laxmi ko kripa rahos
Happy Deepawali
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