Tika hos nidhar ma,
Jamara hos kanma,
Sukha hos pariwar ma,
Shanti hos desh ma,
Pura hos manokamana,
Yehi cha Vijaya Dashami 2064,
Ko suvakamana.

Ek jana manchhe le baato ma susu gareko dekher, tourist le sodhechha:

Tourist : Hello bro. Timiharule pisab ferda police le samtdaina?

Man: Ke ko police le samatnu ni…, aafaile samatnu parchha!

Tyo mutu kahelay natukroos
Tyaha kasiko maya chha!

Tyo aankha kahelay narasawos
Tyaha kasiko khushi chha !

Tyo man kahely dukhi nahos
Jasma kohi baseko chha!

Yaad aayo bhane aakha banda nagarnu
Bhet bhayena bhane pani dukha namannu
Hami sadhai sangai hunu parchha bhanne chhaina
Tara mitratako dhoka bhane kahile banda nagarnu.

Teacher:Bacho Past Present or Future Tense ki koi misal dain.
Jaisay k mai khubsurat thi,Khubsurat hon or Khubsurat rahon gi
Bacha: Ap ko wehm tha, whem hai or wehm rahy ga….

Whats up guys?
First of all Happy Vijaya Dashami.
Ra yainhi bhanna chahan chu ki,
Hami sabai Hindu haru ko yo bada dashain,
Ramailo sanga bitos…
Mero hardik mangalmaya suvakamana cha.
“Happy Dashain”

Bhimsen ko shakti
Meerabai Ko Bhakti
Dr.Abdul Kalaam Ko Gyan
Mr.Bush ko jasto Shaan
Einstein Ko Buddhi
Nobel Prize Ko Siddhi
Bill gates Ko Sampatti
Dukha bata sadhai Mukti
Mercedez Ko Car
Diamonds Ko Haar
Microsoft Ko Share
Pasia Ko Dher
John Abhraham Ko Style
Aishwarya Ko Smile
Amitabh Ko Personality
David Becham Ko Popularity
Worldtour Ko Ticket
Tendulkar Ko Wicket
Bhagat Singh Ko Deshprem
Tapaiko Sweetheart Ko Amarprem
Dherai bhanda dherai maanche haru ko saath hos
Ghar ma sukha shanti ko sadhai baas hos.

MAA DURGA BHAGAWANI le sadai hamro kalyan garun

Timilai ma ke bhanau?
Phool bhanau bhane tyasma KADA chha
Chandrama bhanau bhane tyasma DAAG chaa
BAANDAR bhanau bhane tyasms DIMAAG chha.

1st friend: Bro can i use your phone
to call my girlfirned?
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2nd friend: Yeah sure,
just hit redial