Changa chet, ramailo bhet,
khasi ko rate, masu ko plate,
Juwa ko khel, chiurako thal..
64 saal, Dashain babbal
“Happy dashain”
Misc SMS Jokes Messages Collection
Misc SMS Jokes
Teacher to Student…
Teacher:Bacho Past Present or Future Tense ki koi misal dain.
Jaisay k mai khubsurat thi,Khubsurat hon or Khubsurat rahon gi
Bacha: Ap ko wehm tha, whem hai or wehm rahy ga….
Tyo mutu kahelay natukroos
Tyo mutu kahelay natukroos
Tyaha kasiko maya chha!
Tyo aankha kahelay narasawos
Tyaha kasiko khushi chha !
Tyo man kahely dukhi nahos
Jasma kohi baseko chha!
Chod deu timro padhai
Sagarmatha ko chuchuro ma maha-bharat ko ladai,
Sagarmatha ko chuchuro ma maha-bharat ko ladai,
Ma sanga prem garne bhaye chod deu timro padhai.
Har pal khusi rahos saath
Har pal khusi rahos saath
Sadai muhar ma rahos tapai ko hasaien
Hamro tarfa bata tapai lai
Happy Depaawali
Cute Question of a daughter
Very Cute question :
Asked by a daughter to her father:
I feel very Proud and Lucky to have your name and Sir-name with me
then
Why are you forcing me to change it?? :)
A rabbit Runs jumps
A Rabbit Runs,Jumps
& Lives Only For 15 yrs.
While a Turtle Doesn’t Run
Does Nothing.
Yet lives for 300 yrs.
Moral:
Exercise Is Hell Just Sleep Well..;)
Good Night :-)
sorry for late SMS
Sorry for late SMS
Actually police arrested me for killing a girl
I swear I didn’t kill her
I just asked her ,”will u marry me?”
and
woh khushi se mar gaye:D:p
Tourist ra manche
Ek jana manchhe le baato ma susu gareko dekher, tourist le sodhechha:
Tourist : Hello bro. Timiharule pisab ferda police le samtdaina?
Man: Ke ko police le samatnu ni…, aafaile samatnu parchha!
Tundikhel ko ranga
Timi gulaf ko phool bhaye priya
Ma tesma hune kada…
Timi Asan ko bhaisi bhaye
Ma Tundikhel ko ranga…
Sukha shanti ko sadhai baas hos
Bhimsen ko shakti
Meerabai Ko Bhakti
Dr.Abdul Kalaam Ko Gyan
Mr.Bush ko jasto Shaan
Einstein Ko Buddhi
Nobel Prize Ko Siddhi
Bill gates Ko Sampatti
Dukha bata sadhai Mukti
Mercedez Ko Car
Diamonds Ko Haar
Microsoft Ko Share
Pasia Ko Dher
John Abhraham Ko Style
Aishwarya Ko Smile
Amitabh Ko Personality
David Becham Ko Popularity
Worldtour Ko Ticket
Tendulkar Ko Wicket
Bhagat Singh Ko Deshprem
Tapaiko Sweetheart Ko Amarprem
Dherai bhanda dherai maanche haru ko saath hos
Ghar ma sukha shanti ko sadhai baas hos.
MAA DURGA BHAGAWANI le sadai hamro kalyan garun
Natarshau malai raat ma
Mutuko majhma, hridayako pass ma
sapani ma pani aai natarshau malai raat ma.
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