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Ma tesma hune kada…
Timi Asan ko bhaisi bhaye
Ma Tundikhel ko ranga…
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Best moments of life
Best moments of life :
1. To fall in luv :)
2. To clear ur last Exam :P
3. To wake up n realize its still possible 2 sleep :D
4. To get a phone cal saying class is canceled :O
5. To feel butterflies every time you see DAT PERSON :*
6. To see an old friend again n to feel that things have not changed
7. To touch the fingers of newly born child
8. Speaking to an old friend on Sunday evening
9. Waiting 4 a cal or message from your loved one wen u r alone
10. Walking alone on a silent road at night n listening to your fav songs
11. Riding d bike on a highway while its raining
12. Speaking To the special one on phone while standing in front of the mirror
1st friend :Bro can i use your phone
1st friend: Bro can i use your phone
to call my girlfirned?
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.
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2nd friend: Yeah sure,
just hit redial
Cute Question of a daughter
Very Cute question :
Asked by a daughter to her father:
I feel very Proud and Lucky to have your name and Sir-name with me
then
Why are you forcing me to change it?? :)
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when you really
When You Really
Want To Slap Someone,
Do It And Say
Bloody Mosquito. :D:P
Sukha shanti ko sadhai baas hos
Bhimsen ko shakti
Meerabai Ko Bhakti
Dr.Abdul Kalaam Ko Gyan
Mr.Bush ko jasto Shaan
Einstein Ko Buddhi
Nobel Prize Ko Siddhi
Bill gates Ko Sampatti
Dukha bata sadhai Mukti
Mercedez Ko Car
Diamonds Ko Haar
Microsoft Ko Share
Pasia Ko Dher
John Abhraham Ko Style
Aishwarya Ko Smile
Amitabh Ko Personality
David Becham Ko Popularity
Worldtour Ko Ticket
Tendulkar Ko Wicket
Bhagat Singh Ko Deshprem
Tapaiko Sweetheart Ko Amarprem
Dherai bhanda dherai maanche haru ko saath hos
Ghar ma sukha shanti ko sadhai baas hos.
MAA DURGA BHAGAWANI le sadai hamro kalyan garun
Maa laxmi ko kripa rahos
Yo deepawali chamkilo hos
Khusi,umanga,sath rahos
Tapai ra tapai ko paribar ma sukha layos
Maa laxmi ko kripa rahos
Happy Deepawali
Teacher to Student…
Teacher:Bacho Past Present or Future Tense ki koi misal dain.
Jaisay k mai khubsurat thi,Khubsurat hon or Khubsurat rahon gi
Bacha: Ap ko wehm tha, whem hai or wehm rahy ga….
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Tourist ra manche
Ek jana manchhe le baato ma susu gareko dekher, tourist le sodhechha:
Tourist : Hello bro. Timiharule pisab ferda police le samtdaina?
Man: Ke ko police le samatnu ni…, aafaile samatnu parchha!
Pura hos manokamana
Tika hos nidhar ma,
Jamara hos kanma,
Sukha hos pariwar ma,
Shanti hos desh ma,
Pura hos manokamana,
Yehi cha Vijaya Dashami 2064,
Ko suvakamana.
Natarshau malai raat ma
Mutuko majhma, hridayako pass ma
sapani ma pani aai natarshau malai raat ma.
Mero hardik mangalmaya suvakamana
Whats up guys?
First of all Happy Vijaya Dashami.
Ra yainhi bhanna chahan chu ki,
Hami sabai Hindu haru ko yo bada dashain,
Ramailo sanga bitos…
Mero hardik mangalmaya suvakamana cha.
“Happy Dashain”
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