Misc SMS Jokes Messages Collection

Misc SMS Jokes

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Misc SMS Jokes

Positive-thinking poem:

Little bird in the sky

Droping shit into ur eye

U don’t worry u don’t cry,

U just thank God that,

Cows do not fly

Always b positive :)

July 7, 2020 virtualze

Misc SMS Jokes

“Happy Dashain”

Changa chet, ramailo bhet,
khasi ko rate, masu ko plate,
Juwa ko khel, chiurako thal..
64 saal, Dashain babbal
“Happy dashain”

July 7, 2020 njm

Misc SMS Jokes

Tihar ko Suvakamana

Timro ghar phoollai phool le sajios.
Timmro gharma diyo le sadhaile uujayalo parirahos.
Nidharko saptarangi tika sadhai hasirahos.
Sarir yo mare Pani daju bainiko maya bachirahos.

Tapai lai Tihar ko Suvakamana

July 5, 2020 njm

Misc SMS Jokes

sorry for late SMS

Sorry for late SMS
Actually police arrested me for killing a girl
I swear I didn’t kill her
I just asked her ,”will u marry me?”
and
woh khushi se mar gaye:D:p

July 5, 2020 nazia

Love SMS, Misc SMS Jokes, Romantic SMS

Best moments of life

Best moments of life :

1. To fall in luv :)
2. To clear ur last Exam :P
3. To wake up n realize its still possible 2 sleep :D
4. To get a phone cal saying class is canceled :O
5. To feel butterflies every time you see DAT PERSON :*
6. To see an old friend again n to feel that things have not changed
7. To touch the fingers of newly born child
8. Speaking to an old friend on Sunday evening
9. Waiting 4 a cal or message from your loved one wen u r alone
10. Walking alone on a silent road at night n listening to your fav songs
11. Riding d bike on a highway while its raining
12. Speaking To the special one on phone while standing in front of the mirror

July 3, 2020 nuzhat

Misc SMS Jokes, Misleading SMS

Cute Question of a daughter

Very Cute question :

Asked by a daughter to her father:

I feel very Proud and Lucky to have your name and Sir-name with me

then

Why are you forcing me to change it?? :)

July 3, 2020 nuzhat

Misc SMS Jokes

Sukha shanti ko sadhai baas hos

Bhimsen ko shakti
Meerabai Ko Bhakti
Dr.Abdul Kalaam Ko Gyan
Mr.Bush ko jasto Shaan
Einstein Ko Buddhi
Nobel Prize Ko Siddhi
Bill gates Ko Sampatti
Dukha bata sadhai Mukti
Mercedez Ko Car
Diamonds Ko Haar
Microsoft Ko Share
Pasia Ko Dher
John Abhraham Ko Style
Aishwarya Ko Smile
Amitabh Ko Personality
David Becham Ko Popularity
Worldtour Ko Ticket
Tendulkar Ko Wicket
Bhagat Singh Ko Deshprem
Tapaiko Sweetheart Ko Amarprem
Dherai bhanda dherai maanche haru ko saath hos
Ghar ma sukha shanti ko sadhai baas hos.

MAA DURGA BHAGAWANI le sadai hamro kalyan garun

July 2, 2020 njm

Funny SMS, Misc SMS Jokes

Timi lai kiss

Nepali ma machha english ma fish,
Sabai lai muksan timi lai kiss.

July 2, 2020 njm

Misc SMS Jokes

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