Changa chet, ramailo bhet,
khasi ko rate, masu ko plate,
Juwa ko khel, chiurako thal..
64 saal, Dashain babbal
“Happy dashain”

A Rabbit Runs,Jumps
& Lives Only For 15 yrs.

While a Turtle Doesn’t Run
Does Nothing.
Yet lives for 300 yrs.

Moral:
Exercise Is Hell Just Sleep Well..;)
Good Night :-)

Ek jana manchhe le baato ma susu gareko dekher, tourist le sodhechha:

Tourist : Hello bro. Timiharule pisab ferda police le samtdaina?

Man: Ke ko police le samatnu ni…, aafaile samatnu parchha!

Whats up guys?
First of all Happy Vijaya Dashami.
Ra yainhi bhanna chahan chu ki,
Hami sabai Hindu haru ko yo bada dashain,
Ramailo sanga bitos…
Mero hardik mangalmaya suvakamana cha.
“Happy Dashain”

Mutuko majhma, hridayako pass ma
sapani ma pani aai natarshau malai raat ma.

Pani khojda beer bhetiyos,
Dhara kholda wine bagos,
Chicken khanda, sanpro paros,
Mutton khanda, hyakula bhetos,
Yehi nai “Dashain” ko shuvakamana.

1st friend: Bro can i use your phone
to call my girlfirned?
.
.
.
2nd friend: Yeah sure,
just hit redial

Teacher:Bacho Past Present or Future Tense ki koi misal dain.
Jaisay k mai khubsurat thi,Khubsurat hon or Khubsurat rahon gi
Bacha: Ap ko wehm tha, whem hai or wehm rahy ga….

Positive-thinking poem:

Little bird in the sky

Droping shit into ur eye

U don’t worry u don’t cry,

U just thank God that,

Cows do not fly

Always b positive :)

Timilai ma ke bhanau?
Phool bhanau bhane tyasma KADA chha
Chandrama bhanau bhane tyasma DAAG chaa
BAANDAR bhanau bhane tyasms DIMAAG chha.

Yo deepawali chamkilo hos
Khusi,umanga,sath rahos
Tapai ra tapai ko paribar ma sukha layos
Maa laxmi ko kripa rahos
Happy Deepawali