Wife: Is Saal Rozay Rakho Gey?
Husband: Nahi
Wife: Aur Taravi Parhoge?
Husband: Mushkil Hai
Wife: Aur Aftaari Karoge?
Husband: Han! Ab itna Bhi Kafir Nahi Hn
Hindi Wife SMS
Wife: Is Saal Rozay Rakho Gey?
Husband: Nahi
Wife: Aur Taravi Parhoge?
Husband: Mushkil Hai
Wife: Aur Aftaari Karoge?
Husband: Han! Ab itna Bhi Kafir Nahi Hn
Professor sahab
aap ki aasabi beemari ka kya haal hai?
Jawab mila:Theek hai,
aaj kal maikay gae hoi hai.’
Husband:
Malang Baba meri Biwi bahut pareshan karti hay us ka koi hull batao.
Malang:- Beta Agar Bivi ka koi Hul hota to aaj main malang na hota???;-*)
Height of Misunderstanding!
Bivi ghusay men:
“Mera jeena haram hogaya hay. Men ye ghar chor k ja rahe hun”
Husband : Jan choro! Khuda k Wastay.
Bivi wapas atay huey,
“Aik to apki ye adat bohat buri hay. Hamesha JAN keh k aur KHUDA k wastay day k rok letey hen. !! ^=D
BV:
Janu tum mujhe wese piyar nahi karte
jese Shahrukh Khan Kajol se film me karta hy!
Husband:Wo Pyar karne k 12 crore leta hy
tere Baap ne kabi 200 nahi diye
Aik Car ki Nilami ho rahi thi
20 lac
25 lac
30 lac
Aik aadmi ne hairat sa Car ki khrab halat py ghor kiya, usay Car men koi cheez theek na lagi to usne paas khray aik Aadmi se poocha:
.
Bhai is khtaara Car men aisi kon C khoobi hai k is ka itna daam lag rha hai?
.
Admi bola: Janab ab tak iss Car k 10 haadsey ho chukay hen,
aur hairat ki baat ye hai k hr haadsey men sirf or sirf “Bv” ki hi maut hui hai…
Aadmi: ohhh…. aisi baat hain to 40 lakh….:)
Aqal Mand Admi Jab bhi Koi Khaas
Aur Zaroori Faisla Krta Hai,
To Boht Sochta Hai.
Dil-o-Dimagh Ki Sunta Hai,
Halat Ko Parakhta Hai,
Daleel Aur Mantaq Ko Zer-e-Ghour Lata Hai.
Har Pehlu Ka Jaiza Leta Hai,
Aur Aakhir Men Wohi Krta Hai.
.
.
Jo Us Ki Biwi Kehti He.:-)
Husband: Jee karta hai ki tumhari
zulfon mein kho jaaon,
tumhari aankhon mein bas jaaon,
tumhari bahon mein jhool jaon.
Wife: Baaki kya mohalle wale karenge?
Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it.
So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why three?
Husband: For U and ur parents.
Cricket match, Wife and husband
Wife TV par match dekh rahi thi,
husband smart banke aya or bolay,
“DARLING MAIN KAISA LAG RAHA HON?”
tabhi wife zor se chillayi’
CHAKKAAAA!!!
Jhoot Bolna…
Baccho ke liye PAAP..
Lovers ke liye ART..
Bachelor’s ke liye ANIVARYA..
aur married ke liye ka JINE KA MARG
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Wife: Meray iraday baray naik hain,
Aap 100 main say aik hain!
Husband: dimagh k hum b DON hain,
pehle ye bata baqi k 99 koN ha.