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Aik Car ki Nilami ho rahi thi

Aik Car ki Nilami ho rahi thi
20 lac
25 lac
30 lac
Aik aadmi ne hairat sa Car ki khrab halat py ghor kiya, usay Car men koi cheez theek na lagi to usne paas khray aik Aadmi se poocha:
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Bhai is khtaara Car men aisi kon C khoobi hai k is ka itna daam lag rha hai?
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Admi bola: Janab ab tak iss Car k 10 haadsey ho chukay hen,
aur hairat ki baat ye hai k hr haadsey men sirf or sirf “Bv” ki hi maut hui hai…
Aadmi: ohhh…. aisi baat hain to 40 lakh….:)


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Piyar

Wife ko 2 Thappar raseed karkay
Husband bola
Insan usee ko marta hay jisy sab sy ziada
piyar karta hay.
Wife ny Husband ko 3 Thappar, 4 Latain or
12 danday marker kaha
Ap ko ki laga Piyar karna ap ko hi ata hay.
Ap kia samajhtay hain me ap sy Sachaa piyar
Nahi karti :P :D

Aqal mand admi jab bhi koi khass

Aqal Mand Admi Jab bhi Koi Khaas
Aur Zaroori Faisla Krta Hai,
To Boht Sochta Hai.
Dil-o-Dimagh Ki Sunta Hai,
Halat Ko Parakhta Hai,
Daleel Aur Mantaq Ko Zer-e-Ghour Lata Hai.
Har Pehlu Ka Jaiza Leta Hai,
Aur Aakhir Men Wohi Krta Hai.
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Jo Us Ki Biwi Kehti He.:-)

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