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An old lady gave bus driver peanuts 2 eat
This happened 4 several times.!
Driver asked:
Why u giving me such wonderful peanuts? Why dont u eat them yourself?
Old lady replied:
I dont have teeth 2 munch them
Driver:
Then why u bought them?
Old lady:
I just love
The chocolate around them.
Which part of the body is most sensitive while watching adult
movies?
…guesss what ?
Ha Ha Ha U’re wrong
“Its your ears” to make sure ke koi aa to nahi raha.
2 birds named “i luv u” & ‘u love me”
lived in a house
‘u luv me” flew away
who is there in the house now………….?
Q: Aisi ki taisi kab hoti hai?
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Ans: Jab loose motion lage hon aur pajame ki gaanth na khule.
What happens when a lion roars thrice?
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Think
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Any guess?
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Ok, I will tell you..
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Tom & Jerry cartoon begins!
What is the opposite of Dominoes?
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Domi does not know!
To handle yourself, use your head,
To handle others, use your heart,
Anger is only one letter short of DAnger!
A chinese pair Mr and Miss Hua, got twins without getting married. What did they name them?
Ans:
Jo Hua, So Hua.
Believe in God!
Pray 2 god always n everytime…
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Pray
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Pray
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Pray
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I SAID PRAY!
NOT press-press!
Bandar ko mobile diya to aisa hi karega
I’m getting married next week there will b a small party n only few ppl wil b invited don’t bring any gift just bring someone 2 marry me.
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A Fantastic Sentence written on every Japanees Bus Stop..
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“Only Buses Will Stop Here, not your Time..
So Keep Walking Towards your Goal”.
*==Biscuit walay ka LOVE LETTER…!!
Dear MARIE!
Today is RIO DAY.
I’m in GALA .
U’ve made my life SOOPER.
I’m the PRINCE of ur heart.
I want to buy u a BAKERY,
so u can give me a TREAT everyday.
U’ve Krack’jacked my JAM HEART.
Now i’m in 50-50 position.
Plz dont play HIDE n SEEK.
Tumhara TIGER…
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