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Riddle SMS
A’; ki biwi B”;
“A” ki Biwi “B”,
“B” ki Bhabhi “C”,
“C” ki beti “V”,
“V” ka dada “G”
“G” ki biwi “K”,
“K” ki beti “T”,
To batao ‘A” or “T”
ka kya rishta ha ???
Answer= Husband nd Wife
A chinese question:
A chinese pair Mr and Miss Hua, got twins without getting married. What did they name them?
Ans:
Jo Hua, So Hua.
Baal curly hote hain
Batao woh kaun si jagha hai jahan mard aur aurat k baal curly hote hain.
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socho!
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Aur socho
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Are DIRTY mind
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wo jagha hai.
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AFRICA
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What is the opposite of Dominoes?
What is the opposite of Dominoes?
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Domi does not know!
dislove islove thelove bestlove
Dislove,islove, thelove,bestlove,
waylove,2love, saylove,datlove,
ilove,reallylove, mislove,uluv,
soluv,muchluv.
My friend now read it again wthout love.
An old lady gave bus driver peanuts 2 eat…
An old lady gave bus driver peanuts 2 eat
This happened 4 several times.!
Driver asked:
Why u giving me such wonderful peanuts? Why dont u eat them yourself?
Old lady replied:
I dont have teeth 2 munch them
Driver:
Then why u bought them?
Old lady:
I just love
The chocolate around them.
SHUT UP
SHUT UP
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S = Surprises 4 U
H = Happiness 4 U
U = Unlimited Love 4 U
T = True Passion 4 U
U = U’re Alwayz In My Mind
P = Praying 4 U
So Again… SHUT UP!
Today is RIO DAY…
*==Biscuit walay ka LOVE LETTER…!!
Dear MARIE!
Today is RIO DAY.
I’m in GALA .
U’ve made my life SOOPER.
I’m the PRINCE of ur heart.
I want to buy u a BAKERY,
so u can give me a TREAT everyday.
U’ve Krack’jacked my JAM HEART.
Now i’m in 50-50 position.
Plz dont play HIDE n SEEK.
Tumhara TIGER…
din se roshan…rat se siah….
Din se roshan..
rat se siah..
khaoo to haram..
piyo to halal..
aurat zindagi main aik bar use karti hai..
mard din main teen martaba..
quran main 5 dafa zikar hai..
meem se shuroo hota hai..
5 harfon ka lafz hai..
Smoke everyday
Smoke everyday!
Smoke means
S=send
M=me
O=one
K=kool sms
E=everyday
So plz feel free to smoke.
Request u 2 be a chain smoker.Good day…
HIMMAT HAI TO REPLY KAR0…!!
Hi!
How r u?
Wer r u?
Wat r u doing?
How is life,ur frnds,ur family?
How abt ur mom&dad?
2day any news?
u saw any film?
ur fav song,film,hero,heroin,meals,area?
how r ur close frnds?
ur fav subject,color,news,Pen,dress,car,bike,perfume,
bus,num,shop,drink,flower,fruit,teacher,player,gift,mobile,
hotel,game,theater,dream,language,temple,food,soap,paste,Chanel,
politician,chocolate,sports,sportsperson,tourist spot?
“HIMMAT HAI TO REPLY KAR0!!”
quietest place in the world
What’s the quietest place in the world?
The complaint department at the parachute packing plant
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