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*==Biscuit walay ka LOVE LETTER…!!
Dear MARIE!
Today is RIO DAY.
I’m in GALA .
U’ve made my life SOOPER.
I’m the PRINCE of ur heart.
I want to buy u a BAKERY,
so u can give me a TREAT everyday.
U’ve Krack’jacked my JAM HEART.
Now i’m in 50-50 position.
Plz dont play HIDE n SEEK.
Tumhara TIGER…
Believe in God!
Pray 2 god always n everytime…
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Pray
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Pray
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Pray
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I SAID PRAY!
NOT press-press!
Bandar ko mobile diya to aisa hi karega
To handle yourself, use your head,
To handle others, use your heart,
Anger is only one letter short of DAnger!
An old lady gave bus driver peanuts 2 eat
This happened 4 several times.!
Driver asked:
Why u giving me such wonderful peanuts? Why dont u eat them yourself?
Old lady replied:
I dont have teeth 2 munch them
Driver:
Then why u bought them?
Old lady:
I just love
The chocolate around them.
SHUT UP
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S = Surprises 4 U
H = Happiness 4 U
U = Unlimited Love 4 U
T = True Passion 4 U
U = U’re Alwayz In My Mind
P = Praying 4 U
So Again… SHUT UP!
“To be the ‘SUBJECT’ of jealousy is the sign of ‘FAILURE’ ;
To be the ‘OBJECT’ of jealousy is the sign of SUCCEss .
I’m getting married next week there will b a small party n only few ppl wil b invited don’t bring any gift just bring someone 2 marry me.
A Fantastic Sentence written on every Japanees Bus Stop..
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“Only Buses Will Stop Here, not your Time..
So Keep Walking Towards your Goal”.
Q: Aisi ki taisi kab hoti hai?
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Ans: Jab loose motion lage hon aur pajame ki gaanth na khule.
Batao woh kaun si jagha hai jahan mard aur aurat k baal curly hote hain.
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socho!
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Aur socho
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Are DIRTY mind
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wo jagha hai.
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AFRICA
Have u seen a monkey in plastic?
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NO???? Quickly, see your driving license.
What happens when a lion roars thrice?
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Think
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Any guess?
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Ok, I will tell you..
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Tom & Jerry cartoon begins!
Smoke everyday!
Smoke means
S=send
M=me
O=one
K=kool sms
E=everyday
So plz feel free to smoke.
Request u 2 be a chain smoker.Good day…
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