SHUT UP
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S = Surprises 4 U
H = Happiness 4 U
U = Unlimited Love 4 U
T = True Passion 4 U
U = U’re Alwayz In My Mind
P = Praying 4 U
So Again… SHUT UP!
Riddle SMS
SHUT UP
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S = Surprises 4 U
H = Happiness 4 U
U = Unlimited Love 4 U
T = True Passion 4 U
U = U’re Alwayz In My Mind
P = Praying 4 U
So Again… SHUT UP!
“A” ki Biwi “B”,
“B” ki Bhabhi “C”,
“C” ki beti “V”,
“V” ka dada “G”
“G” ki biwi “K”,
“K” ki beti “T”,
To batao ‘A” or “T”
ka kya rishta ha ???
Answer= Husband nd Wife
What is the opposite of Dominoes?
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Domi does not know!
A Fantastic Sentence written on every Japanees Bus Stop..
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“Only Buses Will Stop Here, not your Time..
So Keep Walking Towards your Goal”.
Arguing with your Boss is Like Wrestling
With a Donkey in the Mud.
After some Time
You Will Realize that
You are Getting Dirty and the Donkey is Enjoying it…!
What’s the quietest place in the world?
The complaint department at the parachute packing plant
Dislove,islove, thelove,bestlove,
waylove,2love, saylove,datlove,
ilove,reallylove, mislove,uluv,
soluv,muchluv.
My friend now read it again wthout love.
Q: Aisi ki taisi kab hoti hai?
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Ans: Jab loose motion lage hon aur pajame ki gaanth na khule.
Which part of the body is most sensitive while watching adult
movies?
…guesss what ?
Ha Ha Ha U’re wrong
“Its your ears” to make sure ke koi aa to nahi raha.
To handle yourself, use your head,
To handle others, use your heart,
Anger is only one letter short of DAnger!
*==Biscuit walay ka LOVE LETTER…!!
Dear MARIE!
Today is RIO DAY.
I’m in GALA .
U’ve made my life SOOPER.
I’m the PRINCE of ur heart.
I want to buy u a BAKERY,
so u can give me a TREAT everyday.
U’ve Krack’jacked my JAM HEART.
Now i’m in 50-50 position.
Plz dont play HIDE n SEEK.
Tumhara TIGER…
“To be the ‘SUBJECT’ of jealousy is the sign of ‘FAILURE’ ;
To be the ‘OBJECT’ of jealousy is the sign of SUCCEss .
A chinese pair Mr and Miss Hua, got twins without getting married. What did they name them?
Ans:
Jo Hua, So Hua.