Which part of the body is most sensitive while watching adult
movies?

…guesss what ?
Ha Ha Ha U’re wrong
“Its your ears” to make sure ke koi aa to nahi raha.

What is the opposite of Dominoes?
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Domi does not know!

What happens when a lion roars thrice?
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Think
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Any guess?
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Ok, I will tell you..
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Tom & Jerry cartoon begins!

I’m getting married next week there will b a small party n only few ppl wil b invited don’t bring any gift just bring someone 2 marry me.

An old lady gave bus driver peanuts 2 eat
This happened 4 several times.!

Driver asked:
Why u giving me such wonderful peanuts? Why dont u eat them yourself?

Old lady replied:
I dont have teeth 2 munch them

Driver:
Then why u bought them?

Old lady:
I just love
The chocolate around them.

SHUT UP
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S = Surprises 4 U
H = Happiness 4 U
U = Unlimited Love 4 U
T = True Passion 4 U

U = U’re Alwayz In My Mind
P = Praying 4 U

So Again… SHUT UP!