Wo khon si cheez hai jis ko agar zameen pe painko to nahi tootti,
lekin agar pani mein painko to toot jati hai.:->

Smoke everyday!
Smoke means
S=send
M=me
O=one
K=kool sms
E=everyday
So plz feel free to smoke.
Request u 2 be a chain smoker.Good day…

4___4___4___4 = 20

Use +, -, /, * To Solve It.
It’s A Challenge…

Reply The Answer.

answer:4/4+4*4=20 4/4=1 1+4=5 5*4=20

What is the opposite of Dominoes?
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Domi does not know!

An old lady gave bus driver peanuts 2 eat
This happened 4 several times.!

Driver asked:
Why u giving me such wonderful peanuts? Why dont u eat them yourself?

Old lady replied:
I dont have teeth 2 munch them

Driver:
Then why u bought them?

Old lady:
I just love
The chocolate around them.

Din se roshan..
rat se siah..
khaoo to haram..
piyo to halal..
aurat zindagi main aik bar use karti hai..
mard din main teen martaba..
quran main 5 dafa zikar hai..
meem se shuroo hota hai..
5 harfon ka lafz hai..

I’m getting married next week there will b a small party n only few ppl wil b invited don’t bring any gift just bring someone 2 marry me.

Which part of the body is most sensitive while watching adult
movies?

…guesss what ?
Ha Ha Ha U’re wrong
“Its your ears” to make sure ke koi aa to nahi raha.