Question: Wife maike jakar Husband ko roj phone kyon karti hai?
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Answer: Taki Husband ko yaad rahe musibat tali nahi, phir aane wali hai!

Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings

Keep the school clean … stay home!

Be quiet in the classroom, respect the fact that others sleep!

Zindagi mauhtaj nahi manzilon ki waqt har manzil dikha deta hai,
Kaun marta hai kisi ke liye waqt sabko jeena sikha deta hai.

Question: Who was the 1st Indian woman fly abroad?
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Answer: Our Sita maata with Ravan to lanka!

Height of Kanjoosi:

A Bania’s house has caught fire & he is giving missed calls to the Fire brigade!

Man is uncomplete untill he is married,
Then he is finished.

Remember me and bare in mind a faithful girl is hard to find
This is always good and true so don’t go changing old for new!