Mr Santa taklu hai phir bhi har roz woh saloon jata hai!
Maloom hai kyun?
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Nahi pata
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Soocho
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Nahi maloom
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Inta bhi nahi maloom
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Kyun ki woh saloon santa ki hai!

Zahen ki dehleez par yaadon ka nanha sa chiraagh
Raat bhar tere liye jalta raha bujhta raha

Tawe par pada popcorn kyun uchalta hai?
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Bolo boloo??
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Kuch to bolo?
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Tawe par beth ke dekho pata chal jayega!!!

EK rah pAr sari umer chale,
Ek doje ko na samjh sake,
Jeevan ka safer anjaan safer,
Be_khahish be_araam safer.

Full form of MATHS!

Ans : Mentally Affected Teacher Harassing Students!

Height of Kanjoosi:

A Bania’s house has caught fire & he is giving missed calls to the Fire brigade!

Remember me and bare in mind a faithful girl is hard to find
This is always good and true so don’t go changing old for new!

Zindagi haseen hai,
Zindagi se pyaar kar,
Hai raat to kya!
Subah ka intezaar kar.

“Respect can’t b found when you seek it for urself,

But

when u give it to others,
u will see that it will find its way back to U”

$tay ßle§ed!

If to love some one is a CRIME, then i am a bloody CRIMINAL.