SMS Messages Jinhe bhulne me yaaro bade zamane lagey
jab dil dukhaa wo hi log yaad aane lagey
Short SMS Messages Collection
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Short SMS
Fly aboard
Question: Who was the 1st Indian woman fly abroad?
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Answer: Our Sita maata with Ravan to lanka!
Boil oil
Que: How can we boil oil ?
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Ans: Very simple
By adding B to it.
Doctor’s prescription 4 u
A cute little smile 4 breakfast.
More laughs 4 lunch.
Lots of happiness for dinner.
Doctor’s fee? An sms when u r free.
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Truth of Life…
“Løve” i$ the mø$t beåütifül trüth øf life,
so
Never ignør the per$øn whø “Løve$” U.
Hamein aansu peene ki aadat hogai hay
Kanton ki seej per chalne ki hamen ab aadat hogai hay,
Na roye hamen dekh ker
Hamein aansu peene ki aadat hogai hay
I am made of 5 letters
I am made of 5 letters,
If U remove the first letter,
It is part of our body.
If U remove the second letter,
It is everywhere!
Guess what !
HAIR
AIR
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Answer : CHAIR
Maths
Teacher: What is maths?
Student: Mental Attack To Healthy Students!!
Apne pyaar ka ijhar kyun nahi karte
Log poochte hai humse ki tum apne pyaar ka ijhar kyun nahi karte?
Toh humne kaha jo lafjo mein bayan ho jaye hum utna pyaar unse nahi karte.
U get close to my heart
U came from no where, n in no time got close… not 2 me, but to my heart.
Maths
Full form of MATHS!
Ans : Mentally Affected Teacher Harassing Students!
Rakhi mubarak ho
Khushbu aati hai phoolon ke taraf se.
Rakhi mubarak ho aapki behen ke taraf se.
I whispered everything
You asked me what was wrong?
I said nothing… but as you turned around a tear ran down my face and i whispered everything.
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