X is impossible for god,
X is above god,
if we eat X we will die,
X is more important than love.

What is X ?
Reply soon if u are genius.
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Ans=NOTHING
Put nothing in place of X and read again.

Main zindagi ki uchi manjile pe pahuch na saki…
Main zindagi ki uchi manjile pe pahuch na saki…
Pucho kyu??
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Kyuki LIFT kharab thi…

Which is the longest toilet in the world?
Simple Jammu se Kanyakumari Railway Line.

Kis kis ko batatey,
behetey ashkon ka sabab
K dard-e-dil,
dil main kisnay jagaya

Bahoot gham diya hai hamein iss zindagi ne
Ke hamein aur jine ki aarzu nahi hai…

They say u only fall in love once, it can’t be true.
Everytime i look at u, I fall in love all over again.

Woh bhi kya din they
jab hum lagte they hasino k gale.
Yeh baat tab ki hai
jab hum thay do baras ke.

Teacher: What is maths?

Student: Mental Attack To Healthy Students!!

Mat mila kanjus doston se ae khuda yeh hanin barbad karte hai.
Hum toh sms ki bawchar karte hain aur yeh ek rupye ke liye vichar karte hai.

Remember me and bare in mind a faithful girl is hard to find
This is always good and true so don’t go changing old for new!