Question: Wife maike jakar Husband ko roj phone kyon karti hai?
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Answer: Taki Husband ko yaad rahe musibat tali nahi, phir aane wali hai!

Be close to some one who makes you happy
But be closer to someone who can’t be happy without you.

Arthematic of love:-

1+1=2 But 2-1=0

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

Full form of MATHS!

Ans : Mentally Affected Teacher Harassing Students!

Niche jao aur jito paise hi paise…
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Aur Niche …
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Aur Niche …
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Yakin nahin hota tum paison ke liye itney niche gir jaoge

Log kehte hain ki ladkiyan zindagi hoti hai maut nahi,
Magar voh kya jane ki dhoka bhi zindagi deti hai maut nahi.

I am made of 5 letters,
If U remove the first letter,
It is part of our body.

If U remove the second letter,
It is everywhere!

Guess what !

HAIR

AIR
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Answer : CHAIR

Bahoot gham diya hai hamein iss zindagi ne
Ke hamein aur jine ki aarzu nahi hai…

Keep the school clean … stay home!

Be quiet in the classroom, respect the fact that others sleep!

Height of Kanjoosi:

A Bania’s house has caught fire & he is giving missed calls to the Fire brigade!