Having GOD in your boat does not mean that you will not face any storm,
But it means that no storm can sink your boat. Keep faith in god…

Question: How do you cut roads?
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Ans: By laughing… because “Haste haste cut jaye raaste”.

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Ans : Mentally Affected Teacher Harassing Students!

Tawe par pada popcorn kyun uchalta hai?
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Bolo boloo??
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Kuch to bolo?
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Answer:-
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Tawe par beth ke dekho pata chal jayega!!!

Mohabbat rang lati hai
Jab dilse dil milte hai
Mushkil to ye hai
Dil badi mushkil se milte hai.

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Man is uncomplete untill he is married,
Then he is finished.

Mat mila kanjus doston se ae khuda yeh hanin barbad karte hai.
Hum toh sms ki bawchar karte hain aur yeh ek rupye ke liye vichar karte hai.

I am made of 5 letters,
If U remove the first letter,
It is part of our body.

If U remove the second letter,
It is everywhere!

Guess what !

HAIR

AIR
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Answer : CHAIR

You can give without loving,
But you cannot love without giving.

Suna hai khuda ke darbar se kuch farishtey faraar ho gaye..
Kuch to vaapas chale gaye.. aur kuch humare yaar ho gaye..

God gave you a body that can stand almost evreything,

its your mind you have to convince.”

Height of Kanjoosi:

A Bania’s house has caught fire & he is giving missed calls to the Fire brigade!