SMS Messages Three dreams of a man:
To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects
Flirt SMS Messages Collection
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Flirt SMS / Flirty text , flirty sms messages collection in English (Latest/New)
at night I do not sleep because I am hungry
In the morning I do not eat
because I think of you,
at noon I do not eat because I think of you,
in the evening I do not eat because I think of you,
at night I do not sleep because I am hungry
Love is an illusion!
Love is an illusion!
Its a highly dependency disorder of weak hearted
people. . . . People with strong hearts believe in FLIRTING :p
ICU OR UCME
My heart problem has
reached a critical stage.
That doctor says:
There r only 2 options left��
ICU
Or
U C Me.
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but a boy
A girl takes 3 month to judge a boy On Whether She Likes Him Or Not..
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But A Boy Takes 3 Sec…
1st Sec : Yaar !! Dekh Kya Bachi Hai..
2nd Sec : Kia Lush Aawaz Hai..
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3rd Sec : Kasam Se Jani !!! Is Se Bhi Pyar Ho gaya… =P ;->
Let me kiss ur lips
Let me kiss ur lips,
Let me feel ur teeth,
Let me feel ur tongue
SMILE!
This is ur friend “PEPSODENT” reminding you to brush ur teeth, twice a day Everyday.
Abhi tu nadaan hai
Chandani ne
kaha ke tu pyaar kar…
Shama ne kaha
aankhen char kar…
Gori ko cheda toh
boli muskarakar..
Abhi tu nadaan hai
kuch intezar kar…!
Your own stupid
Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be …
one heart that would always beat for you …
You know Whose??? … your Own Stupid!!!
Think of yourself
Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds …
Open ur eyes!
Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 secs in thinking of a
fool
Style of break up
Style of break up:
Boy bought a gift for his girlfriend.
Girlfriend: What the hell would I do with this rocket?
Boy: You wanted stars na? Now sit on it and get lost
Enough about me how r u?
Those seductive eyes
Those kissable lips
Dat sexy smile
Saucy ass
Da perfect tlk
Enuf abt me hw r u?
2 eyes look at u…..
1+1=2 eyes look at u…
12+12=24 hours thinking about u…
3+4=7 days in week missing u…
1+11=12 months I always need A SWEET PERSON like U.
Touch my heart & u’ll feel,
Touch my heart & u’ll feel,
Listen to my heart & u’ll hear,
Look into my heart & u’ll see,
That u’ll always be a special part of me.
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