SMS Messages Those seductive eyes
Those kissable lips
Dat sexy smile
Saucy ass
Da perfect tlk
Enuf abt me hw r u?
Flirt SMS Messages Collection
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Flirt SMS / Flirty text , flirty sms messages collection in English (Latest/New)
One who smokes, has a SMOKY heart,
One who smokes, has a SMOKY heart,
One who drinks, has an ALCOHOLIC heart…
So dear U must STOP eating SWEETS…
as u r already a SWEETEHART!**
Will u smile for me
I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile.
So, would you smile for me?
Find A Chick Whose Father Is Rich
A Young Man Asked A Rich Old Man:
How He Made His Money ?
The Old Guy Said:
Son, It was 1932,
The depth of the Great Depression
I Was Down To My Last Nickel
I Invested That In An Apple And Spent
The Entire Day Polishing It;
& At The End Of The Day,
I Sold The Apple For 10 Cents..!
The Nxt Day ,I Invested Those 10 Cents In 2 Apples.
I Spent The Entire Day Polishing Them;
& Sold Them For 20 Cents, I Continued This 4 A Month,
By The End Of Which I Had Accumulated A Fortune Of $.1.37,
Then My Wife’s Father Died & Left Us 2 Million Dollars..! :(
MORAL:
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Hard Work Is Just Shit..:O
Find A Chick Whose Father Is Rich, =P :D
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Na neend aati hai na khaab
Neend aati hai to khaab aata hai
khaab mein ek ladki aati hai,
ladki ke piche uska baap aata hai
phir na neend aati hai na khaab aata hai.
Three dreams of a man:
Three dreams of a man:
To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects
I L U…
Boy: I L U…
Girl: Can you please spell it out just makes it more Special..
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Boy: I’m Leaving You. :D
I love U NESCAFE!
Ur the 1st thing that comes 2 my mind.
I wish I could start my day with U in my bed.
I just luv Ur feel to my lips. U just make my day.
I love U NESCAFE!
I do not fit
I wanted to put something incredibly beautiful, sweet, nice, sensitive, erotic and funny on you screen, but unfortunately I do not fit on it.
Nashili aankho se
Nashili aankho se wo jab hamein dekhte hain,
hum ghabraakar ankhen jhuka leite hain,
kaun milaye unn ankhon se ankhen,
suna hai wo ankho se apna bana leite hai.
A silent message for all flirts
Its very easy to rent a car
whenever you desir
then pay the rent of that car,
But most respectable approach
to own a car
rather than to hire different cars model on different occasions.
A silent message for all flirts
Think of yourself
Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds …
Open ur eyes!
Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 secs in thinking of a
fool
I Luved Sum1,
I Luved Sum1,
But
Sum1 Broke My Heart
Into Pieces
…n
Now Every Piece of
My Heart Loves
Sum1
And
Ppl Call Me A
“F L I R T” =P xD
Dedicated ti all
FLIRTS
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