Judge : You are charged with throwing your mother-in-law out of your fourth-story window.
Banta : I did it without thinking, your Honor.
Judge : Thats no excuse!!! Don’t you see how dangerous it might have been for anyone passing by at the time?
Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds …
Open ur eyes!
Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 secs in thinking of a
What is a kiss???
In view of………..
“KISS IS THE SHORTEST DISTANCE BETWEEN 2 LIPS!”
“KISS IS THAT THING FOR WHICH DEMAND IS ALWAYS HIGHER THAN SUPPLY!”
KISS IS THE PROCESS OF CHARGING A HUMAN BODY!”
“KISS IS LIKE A LAN, IN WHICH 2 BODIES ARE CONNECTED WITHOUT ANY DATA CABLE!”