SMS Messages Khuli aankho ka nazara ajeeb tha,
Jinke liye hum roz karte the duaa,
Woh kisi aur ka naseeb tha,
Zara dekhiye toh hamari badnaseebi,
Ghar bhi jalta raha aur samandar bhi kareeb tha.
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Oh zalim-e-kanjus
Na hoga koi kanjus tum sa zamane mein,
ek umar guzar gayi tumko samjhane mein
kabhi ek sms hi kar de oh zalim-e-kanjus,
kyu laga rehta hai ek rupee bachane mein
Kash tussi sms honde
Wife: Kash tussi sms honde main zindagi bhar save kar lendi.
Husband: Kash tussi ringtone honde main har hafte badal sakta.
Hai pyaar karne wala ek chand jaisa
Ae chand tu chamak ya na chamak hume usse koi gum nahi,
Kyunki hai pyaar karne wala ek chand jaisa jiski chamak tujhse kam nahi.
Have a horrible day
Everyday same wishes! Are U bored of it?
Let it be different this time:
Let the devils sing around U
Mummies dance around U
Vampires sit beside U
Have a horrible day!
Allah ki yaad
Thodi si ebaadat bohat sa sila deti hai,
Gulab ki tarha chehra khila deti hai,
Allah ki yaad ko dil se jane na dena,
Kabhi kabhi choti si dua arsh hila deti hai.
Love me till I’m alive
Talk 2 me when I’m bored
Kiss me when I’m sad
Hug me when I cry
Care 4 me when I die
Love me till I’m alive.
Happy Valentine Day! 
Satyug aane wala hai
Hitler raha nahi,
Saddam pakda gaya,
Bin Laden ka thikana nahi,
Veerapppan mara gaya,
Aap bhi dikhte nahin,
Lagta hai dharti par satyug aane wala hai
Har dil par aapka raj ho
Aaj se aap ke yahan…
Dhan… Ki barsat ho,
Maa laxmi ka… Vas… Ho,
Sankatto ka…. Nash… Ho
Har dil par aapka… Raj… Ho,
Unnati ka sar par… Taj… Ho,
Ghar me shanti ka…. Vas… Ho
* Happy diwali *