Halloween SMS Messages Collection

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Halloween SMS messages collection in English (Latest/New/Free)

Halloween Mummy Jokes

Q: What was the mummies’ vacation like?
A: Nobody knows. They were too wrapped up to tell us.

Q: What is a Mummie’s favorite type of music?
A: Wrap!!!!!

Q: Why was the mummy so tense?
A: Because he was all wound up.

Q: What did the Mummy movie director say when the final scene was done?
A: Ok, that’s a wrap.

Q: Why don’t mummies take vacations?
A: They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind.

Q: Where do mummies go for a swim?
A: To the dead sea Q: What do you call a little monsters parents A: mummy and deady

Q: How do you scare a mummy
A: with a yummy dummy in a crash test crummy.


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The night of 31 October, the eve of All Saints’ Day, often celebrated by children dressing up in frightening masks and costume
Halloween SMS messages collection section contains Halloween Jokes, Funny Halloween Messages, Halloween Vampire Jokes These Halloween Text Messages are specially collected to enjoy this eve with your friends and family

Are u scared…

Black night
Full of fright
Heat and fever on the air tonight
Electricity halted
Darkness spread in the vally of death
Energize dead body comes from grave
Try to scare people by making lots of niose
Standing with satanic rule looking for Someone
to fulfill the thirst of human blood
Knock-Knock
open the door
Are u scared!
HAPPY HALLOWEEN

This The Night…

This The Night – *******
The Night (*) Of The Grave’s Delight,
And The Warlocks Are At Their Play;
Ye Think That Without
The Wild Winds Shout,
But No, It Is They – It Is They.

Happy Halloween Day !

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