A trainee in a big multinational companay, dialed C.E.O. by mistake and said: “hey send a hot cofee in accounts deptt, in 2 mins”.
C.E.O. shouted: “Do U know with whom U arE talking ?”
Trainee : “No.”
C.E.O: “I am C.E.O. of the company”.
Trainee in the same tune: “Do U know with whom U arE talking ?”
C.E.O : “No.”
Trainee said: “Thanx God”
& disconnected the phone!
Na Rakhna Kabhi kisi Se.
Sache Pyär Kee.
BØht PyAr Se Dhoka Detay
. Shiddat SE ChaNe Wale.
Khussra wanted to join army and after medical check up the doctor said that you are rejected bcoz u don’t have LUN.
Khussara answered : ooyyyee tussii bandook chalwani hai ya bund marwani hai!!!
Never dance naked because the body has parts that do not stop moving
the music stops.
Tasver to bana li pr AKS nhi milta
Zindgi k lye 1 wo hi SHAKHS nhi milta
Phirta rehta hy wo zamane ki talash may
Bs mere lye hi usy waqt nhi milta
Oorat k Doodh k 5 faide
1. Boil nhi karna parta
2. Kharab nhi hota
3. Har umar k Mard ki pasand
4. Dil kash packing main
5. Aik k saath dusra FREE