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Hindi Adult SMS

Eik sardar ki suhag raat th

Eik sardar ki suhag raat thi,Sardar apni bevi kay pechay dalnay laga to wo
boli,na na sardar jee pechay nahi agay sardar bola tumhain kaisay pata hai
bevi boli…mera boy friend meray agay dalta tha Sardar bola…acha…
par mera boy friend to meray pechay dalta tha…

Mother's day SMS

I LOVE MY MOTHER BEYOND LIMITS

Your Mother Bore You
For 9 Months ,
She Watched Her Feet
Swell, She Struggled To
Climb Stairs,
She Got Breathless Quick,
She Bore Excruciating Pain,
She Suffered Many Sleepless
Nights,
She Became Your Nurse, Your
Chef, Your Teacher, your
Cleaner, Your Launderette, Your
Friend.
She Struggled For You, But Not
Did She See It As A Struggle,
Not Once Did She Develop
Regrets After All This …
How Dare You Say Even
“UFF” To Her …

I LOVE MY MOTHER BEYOND LIMITS

Hindi Funny SMS

1 molvi khutba dety hu

1 molvi khutba dety huy:

Aaj kal ki Ortain itni barik kamezain pehanti hen,

Itni barik shalwarain pehanti hen k unka jism saf nazar ata hen,

unki tangen nazr ati hen,
unki kamr nazr aati hen,

unky jism k hr jagah saf waazea hote hen..

Peche se awaz I….

Molvi sahb!
Juma prhao
mahol na bnao…! :-)