SMS MessagesHmari Chaht jaisa Rishta na milega Lakh dhond lo
Hum jaisa na Milega Yad aye gi Hmari
Humse Bichr jane k bad Jab Dil walon ki Mehfil me koi DIL se na Milega.
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Never dance naked
Never dance naked because the body has parts that do not stop moving
when
the music stops.
Wish you a many many happy returns of the day
Wish you a many many happy returns of the day
May God bless you with health, wealth and prosperity in your life
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
your Teddy with a big heart
Teddy bears don’t need hearts
as they are already stuffed with love.
I am your Teddy with a big heart.
How to satisfy a woman
HOW TO SATISFY A WOMAN: caress excite cuddle fascinate spoil kiss rub
tease pamper console worship respect & love.
HOW 2 SATISFY A MAN: blow job
How To Teach Mathematics To A Girl
How To Teach Mathematics To A Girl.
1st add lips
2nd minus clothes
3rd divide legs
and then start Multiplication in the Sweetest Point.
Jo shakhs Allah se darta hai woh kabhi badla nahi layta…
Jo shakhs Allah se darta hai woh kabhi badla nahi layta.
Hasad karnay waala maut se pehle mar jaata hai.
Kisi per aitamaad na karo, jab tak usay ghussay may na dekh lo.
Maut ko yaad rakna nafs ki tamaam bemarioan ki shifa hai.
Khushi insaan ko itna nahi sikhati jitna keh gham.
Sachai ek aisi dawa hai jis ki lazzat karvi, magar taseer meethi hai.
1 larki ki shadi…
1 larki ki shadi honay wali thi,
wo akhri dafa apne lover se milnay gai,
Juda hotay waqt apne lover k kaan me boli:
“Jaan…!
Mutthon me Yad rkhna.
andhere main saya sath chor daita hay
agar andhere main saya sath chor daita hay to ziada roshni main bhi sath nahi rehta.. faraq thora sa hay gharibi main log hamain chor daitey hain aor ameri main hum logo ko..
Confession Day hai Apne Ap Ko Badalne ka Din Apne andr
Confession Day hai Apne Ap Ko Badalne ka Din
Apne andr Ye cheez Peda karne ka k agr koi Ghalti Ho Jay To
Usse Manna Chahiye na k Galti Ko Chupana Chahiye
Apni Galtiuon Ka Aytiraaaf kro or Bahaduri Se kam kro
Happy Confession Day
RENEWAL OF CONTRACT 2019
RENEWAL OF CONTRACT 2019
After serious and cautious consideration,
your contract has been renewed for the Year 2019.
So, try to be more LOVING and CARING next year.
Take care of Me and Miss me.
Because, It’s impossible to find a FRIEND
Who is
95% ideal
96% smart
97% kind
98% true
99% Talented
and
100% lovable
So,
Don’t lose WHOM U NEVER WANT TO LOSE .
Pichkari ki Dhar..
Pichkari ki Dhar,
Gulal ki bauchar,
Apno ka pyar,
Yahi hai yaaron holi ka tyohar.
Happy Holi!!!!
HAppY promise daY
All I wanted was someone to Care for me
All I wanted was someone who’d be there for me
All I ever wanted was someone who’d be True
All I ever wanted was someone like YOU
HAppY promise daY