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Na mila kro Sar-e-Sham Mjhy.

Na mila kro Sar-e-Sham Mjhy.

Main Tanha Tanha hi thek hon.

Mjhe Chahton se lgta hai Dar.

Main Nafraton me hi thek hon.

Mjhe Raaston me chor do.

mjhe justju-e-mnzil nhi.

Na Dikhao mjhko Rasta.

Main bhatka howa hi thek hon.

Mere Dosto mjhe chor do.

Na Suljhao meri Uljhane.

Mjhe Adavten hi Psand hain.

Main Dushmno me hi thek hon.

Mjhe Khushi ki koi Talab nhi.

Mjhe apna Ghum b Nawaz do.

Mjhe Aansu pina psand hai.

Main Ansuon me hi thek hon.

Can U swim?

British: Can U swim?
Paki: No
British: Dog is Better than u,bcoz It Swims
Paki:Can u swim? British:Yes
Paki: Then whats the Difference between you & Dog?

zara si der lagti hay

Zamana dost ho jaey to bohat mohtat ho jana…
Kisi k rang badalney main zara si dair lagti hay…
Koi jo khawb dekho to ussey foran bhulla dena…
Ke neenden toot janey main zara si dair lagti hay…
Kisi ko dukh kabhi dena to itna soch kar dena…
Kisi ki aah lagney main zara si der lagti hay…
Bohat hi mo’tabar hain jin ko muhabbat raas aa jaey…
Kisi ko raah badlney main, zara si der lagti hay………

16 crore awam kahey teri MAA ko

3 gushtian apas men apni khuwahshien bol rahi thi…
pehli gashti:mere 2 husband hon jo saari raat lagain…

doosri gashti: mere 4 husband hon jo din raat ki shift lagain….

teesri gashti: mera ek hee shohar ho uska chhota sa lund ho us se mera ek cute beta ho jp bada ho kar cricketer baney jab worldcup ka final ho last ball per 2 runs ki zarurat ho aur wo out hojaye aur 16 crore
awam kahey teri MAA ko Lun…………..

Happy Christmas and New Year

sending you Christmas SMS to Wish you and your family a very Happy Christmas and a prosperous New Year coming soon.

May your Christmas sparkle with happiness, moments of love, Laughter and goodwill and may the year ahead be full of contentment,Joy and success in your life.