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In me se 1 hans hans k loot poot ho raha tha or 2nd udas konay me betha kanp raha tha,
Baap ne pucha: tum itna q hans rahay ho?
Wo bola “kuch nahi papa,
aaj mama ne dono bar isi ko nehla dia hai.
“Happy Winter” “Season”>>
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16 crore awam kahey teri MAA ko
3 gushtian apas men apni khuwahshien bol rahi thi…
pehli gashti:mere 2 husband hon jo saari raat lagain…
doosri gashti: mere 4 husband hon jo din raat ki shift lagain….
teesri gashti: mera ek hee shohar ho uska chhota sa lund ho us se mera ek cute beta ho jp bada ho kar cricketer baney jab worldcup ka final ho last ball per 2 runs ki zarurat ho aur wo out hojaye aur 16 crore
awam kahey teri MAA ko Lun…………..
Sex is like NOKIA (connecting people)
Sex is like NOKIA (connecting people)
like NIKE (just do it)
like PEPSI(ask for more)
like SAMSUNG (everyone is invited) and
like ME (TO GOOD TO BE TRUE)..
sab log chand dhoond rahe hain…
Yaar bara maza aa raha hai, Molana, Mufti sahiban or sab log chand dhoond rahe hain
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Or main yahan ghar mein chupa baitha hoon… ;-)
Hila zor se hila
Hila zor se hila
hila pura hila
dil se hila
sabke samne hila
jitna hilaogay utna
maza ayega
warana halwa jal jayega:P
DUA SPECILLY FOR YOU
“DUA”
“SPECILLY FOR U”
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Dil Mein Mangi Hai :-)
Hum Gire Hue ko Uthate hai
Hum Girey Huwey ko UTHATEY hain,
Hum Bichhde Hue Ko MILATEY Hain,
In Short Hum Bra BANATEY hain.
fix yourself
The sooner you fix yourself, the faster the world around you is fixed
God made us body parts for a reason
God made us body parts for a reason.
Eyes: to look at you
Hands: to pray for you
Mind: to remember you
Heart: to miss you
and…
Legs: to kick you if u ever forget me!!
A touch of green i send to u..
A touch of green i send to u.
A drop of blue to cool the hue.
A tinge of red for warmth
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zest for a colorful HOLI!
Happy & colorful Holi
Umeed na rakhna kisi sey..
Umeed na rakhna kisi sy sachy pyar ki,
” Faraz ”
Aksr dokha dety hain toot kr chahny waly.
Confidence…
Once all village people
decided to pray for rain. On
the day of prayer all people
gathered and only one boy came
with an umbrella……
that’s
Confidence…
Dali ney dali par nazar dali…happy diwali
Dali ney dali par nazar dali,
kisi ne is par dali,
kisi ney uspar dali,
hum ne jis par nazar dali,
uske baap ne uski shaadi kahin aur kar dali.
** Happy Diwali **