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Go Shehbaz go,
yeh message 20 logon ko send karo aaj raat Maryam Nawaz ap kay khawab main ayegi
1 dost nay jhoot samjha & yeh msms aagy fwd naheen kia tha…
raat ko us k khuwab main Gullu Butt agaya tha
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your papa has ONLY 5 INCHES
A woman married a one legged man.
She wrote to her mother:
“My husband only has ONE FOOT”.
Her Motherreplied:
“You are lucky,your papa has ONLY 5 INCHES”
Come here, take off urs pants…
Come here, take off your pants and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied.
loving urs…..toilet!
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just sent my HEART to wish you new year
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Just
Sent
My
HEART
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Wish !…U…! !…HAPPY…! !…. NEW YEAR….!
A touch of green i send to u..
A touch of green i send to u.
A drop of blue to cool the hue.
A tinge of red for warmth
&
zest for a colorful HOLI!
Happy & colorful Holi
lekin ye to SEX book hay…
Bacha: Dada ji aap konsi book parh rahy hain?
Dada: beta purany qisson ki book hay
Bacha: lekin ye to SEX book hay
Dada: merey liye to puranay qissy hi hain na!
Take extra care of three things
Always take extra care of three things in your life!
Trust,
Promise
&
Relationship!
They dont make noise when they break,
they only create SILENCE in Life..!!
Roses for you
Tik tik !!!
plz,open ur door
Delivery
for U
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ROSES FOR U
Happy valentines day.!
I shall rise
Let every man and woman count himself immortal,
Let him catch the revelation of Jesus in his resurrection,
Let him say not merely, “Christ is risen,”
but “I shall rise.” – Phillips Brooks
Baba G dua karen meri Kisi samajhdar aadmi se meri shadi hojae
Larki ek baba G se: Baba G dua karen meri Kisi samajhdar aadmi se meri shadi hojae.
Baba G: Ghar chali ja beti.., Samajhdar aadmi kabhi shaadi nahi karte..
Kya taklif hai…
Doctor: Kya taklif hai?
Petient: Sote waqt SAAS ko lene me taqlif hoti hai.
Doc:Aaj se dus din sote vaqt SAAS ko nahi SAALI ko lo !!
Agär Kisi Kö Küch Dèñä Häi…
Agär Kisi Kö Küch Dèñä Häi Tö Usäy Achä Wäqt Dö,
Q K Ap Här Chèèz Wäpis Lè Säktè Hö
Mägär Kisi Kö Diyä Höwä Achä Wäqt Wäpis Nähi Lè Säktè.
(HAZRAT ALI R.A)