Log Mujh Se Mil Kar Bichar Jate Hain.
Is Liye Main Logon Se Door Rehta Hoon.
Mat Samjo K Aate Nahi Adaab-e-Mulaqat Muje.
Khaloos Ka Banda Hoon Aadat Se Majboor Rehta Hoon.
Jin Se Barha Mera Rabta, Gham Hi Mila.
Ab Rabta Nahi Barhata, Bohat Masroor Rehta Hoon.
Log Muje Kehte Hain Be’Murawat Or Khud Gharz.
Kitne ache Namon se Mash’hoor rehta hoon.
Har waqt khoya Rehta hoon khud Ki tlaash mein
Boht thak gya Hoon, Apno se door rehta hoon.
Diwali aai, masti chai, rangi rangoli,
deep jalaye, Dhoom Dhadaka, chhoda phataka, jali Phuljadiyan,
Sabko Bhadaye, “Happy Diwali”
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English Mother- Good night dear
Hindu Mther-Shub raatri beta
Muslim Mother-Shaba khair
Apni Mother- is mobile ko aag laga dungi kambakhat so ja :D :p
Hum is tarha unka ehsas rakhte hen,
Hazaron Yadon ko apne paas rakhte hen,
KHUDA Naseeb kare har khushi unko,
Wo log jo Hum ko udaas rakhte hain.!
May This Diwali be as bright as ever
May this Diwali bring joy, health and wealth to you
May the festival of lights brighten up you and your near and dear ones lives
May this Diwali bring in u the most brightest and choicest happiness and love you have ever Wished for
May this Diwali bring you the utmost in peace and prosperity.
May lights triumph over darkness.
May peace transcend the earth.
May the spirit of light illuminate the world.
May the light that we celebrate at Diwali show us the way and lead us together on the path of peace and social harmony
“WISH U A VERY HAPPY DIWALI”
Slap Day is here..
You slap your X boyfriend (for whatever wrong he did to you) and break all ties.
Main Kick Boxing Ko Pasand Krta Hun,
Kiun K Is Mn Bht Maza H,
Yeh Ap Kay Aitmaad Mn Izafa Krta H,
Q K Ap Kisi K Sir Pr Kick Mar Skte Hn,
Happy Kick Day
A cute Nurse came for the interview..
Dr: What salary YOU expect?
Nurse: Rs.10,000.
Dr was overjoyed & said: My Pleasure.
Nurse: With pleasure it’s 25,000
tumhari is ada ka kiya jawad don
apne dost ko kya uphar don
koi accha sa phool hota to mali se mangvata
jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab don
HAPPY BIRTHDAY My love.
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Chaand ki Pehli Dastak Pay,
CHaaNd MuBaRaK Kehtay Hain,
Sub Say Pehlay Hum Aap Ko,
“RAMZAN: MUBAARAK” kehtay hain.:
Q: Who is senior,
PENIS or VAGINA.
A:VAGINA
b’cos PENIS always stands up when he sees a VAGINA..So respect the seniors!
aik MUMAY nay dosray MUMAY se pocha…….
Larai nichli gali main hoti hai
Pakray hum jatay hain…!!! q?
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