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Hata Lo Apne Chehre Se Ye Zulfein
Ae JAAN-E-FARAZ
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Agli Baar Khaanay Main Baal Aya To Ganja Kar Donga.
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TAJ MAHAL the symbol of love..
TAJ MAHAL the symbol of love.. but the other lesser known facts :
1) Mumtaz was Shahjahan’s 4th wife out of his 7 wives.
2) Shahjahan killed Mumtaz’s husband to marry her.
3) Mumtaz died in her 14th delivery.
4) He then married mumtaz’s Sister. Question arises..
What great example of love ever.
How to impress a woman
How to impress a woman: compliment her, kiss her, love her, tease her, protect her, listen to her, support her. How 2 impress a man: Show up naked, bring beer!!
Zamana kehta ha “MAA” jiss ko
Neend apni bhula kar “SULAYA” hum ko..
Ansoo apne gira kar “HASAYA” hum ko..
Dard kabhi na dena uss “HASTI” ko.
Zamana kehta ha “MAA” jiss ko.
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Tujhe Sab Hay Pata, Meri Maa…
Main Kabhi Batlata Nahin..
Par Andhere Se Darta Hoon Main Maa..
Yun To Main Dikhlata Nahin..
Teri Parwaah Karta Hoon Main Maa..
Tujhe Sab Hay Pata, Hain Na Maa..
Tujhe Sab Hay Pata.,Meri Maa..
you never look any older
How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older
For a sweet friend
For a nice friend
“nice morning”..
For a sweet friend
“sweet morning”
For a loving friend
“lovely morning”
For a Good friend
“good morning”
Pehlay kiss karo..
Pehlay kiss karo..
Phir shirt utaro..
Phir fuck karo..
Kitna asan hai sex karna !!
Piyari Si naay saa li pehli morning…
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‘*.Pyari Si ‘*.Naay saal ki
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‘*.Pyari Si ‘*.Pehli Morning Me
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‘*.Thandi Thndi ‘*.Hawao Me
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‘*.Pyari Si ‘*.Roshni Me
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‘*.Pyar Bhri ‘*.Duaon K Sath
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‘*.Sabse Pahle ‘*.ApKo Pyara Sa
ASSALAM~O~ALAIKUM.
Happy new year..!.
Hum har gaye, chalo ab dikhao
Aik bus mein girls ki team aur boys ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye.
Girls : Hum tumhe hara ke dikhayenge!
Boys : Hum har gaye, chalo ab dikhao
Perfect Example Of Confidence
A trainee in a big multinational companay, dialed C.E.O. by mistake and said: “hey send a hot cofee in accounts deptt, in 2 mins”.
C.E.O. shouted: “Do U know with whom U arE talking ?”
Trainee : “No.”
C.E.O: “I am C.E.O. of the company”.
Trainee in the same tune: “Do U know with whom U arE talking ?”
C.E.O : “No.”
Trainee said: “Thanx God”
& disconnected the phone!
Daughter: Mom aaj Ek ladke ne mere gal pe kiss
Daughter: Mom aaj Ek ladke ne mere gal pe kiss kiya..!!
Mom: Tune usko chata mara ya nahi..!!
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Daughter: Mujhe achanak Gandhiji yaad agaye
aur maine dusra gal agge kar diya
USAY ITNA BATA DENA
USAY ITNA BATA DENA…!!
Main Us se door ho kr B,
Bahut majboor ho kr B,
Dukhon se choor ho kr B,
Usi ko yaad krti hun,
USAY ITNA BATA DENA
Main dukh apne chupa kr B,
Khushi k geet ga kr B,
Hansi honton pr saja kr B,
Usi ko yaad karti hun,
USAY ITNA BATA DENA
Jahan k ghamo myn kho kr B,
Main D!L k daagh dho kr B,
Kisi k paas ho kr B,
SIRF USI KO YAAD KRTI HUN…!!