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Happy Diwali

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Have a Nice Day!

Sex is a sensation

Sex is a sensation. It’s about a man’s temptation, putting his location in a

woman’s destination. Do you understand the explanation or do you need a

demonstration?;)

Chalo Main Bataon!

Chalo Main Bataon!

Kaisey Dost
Ho Tum,,,

Meray Liye..!
Meri Duniya Ho
Tum,,

Choo K Jo Guzri
Wo Hawa Ho Tum,,

Main ne Jo Mangi..
Wo Dua Ho Tum,,

Karey Mujhe
Jo Roshan
Wo Diya Ho Tum,,

Meray
intizar Ki Rahat
Ho Tum,,

Meray Dil Ki
Chahat Ho Tum,,

Tum Ho To…
Ye
Duniya Hai Meri,,

Kaisey Kahon!
k
Meri zindagi
Ho Tum,,

Kar Sako Yaqeen
To..

Bataon Tumhein?

Boht khas,
Boht khas ,
Boht khas
Ho Tum!

Perfect Example Of Confidence

A trainee in a big multinational companay, dialed C.E.O. by mistake and said: “hey send a hot cofee in accounts deptt, in 2 mins”.

C.E.O. shouted: “Do U know with whom U arE talking ?”

Trainee : “No.”

C.E.O: “I am C.E.O. of the company”.

Trainee in the same tune: “Do U know with whom U arE talking ?”

C.E.O : “No.”

Trainee said: “Thanx God”
& disconnected the phone!

Na mila kro Sar-e-Sham Mjhy.

Na mila kro Sar-e-Sham Mjhy.

Main Tanha Tanha hi thek hon.

Mjhe Chahton se lgta hai Dar.

Main Nafraton me hi thek hon.

Mjhe Raaston me chor do.

mjhe justju-e-mnzil nhi.

Na Dikhao mjhko Rasta.

Main bhatka howa hi thek hon.

Mere Dosto mjhe chor do.

Na Suljhao meri Uljhane.

Mjhe Adavten hi Psand hain.

Main Dushmno me hi thek hon.

Mjhe Khushi ki koi Talab nhi.

Mjhe apna Ghum b Nawaz do.

Mjhe Aansu pina psand hai.

Main Ansuon me hi thek hon.