The Law Says,
“If U Can’t Convince Someone, Confuse Them!”
Do U Know Which Law It Is?
This Is “Law Of Answering In Examination”…:)

If All Pakistan Start Studying & All Get Good Marks

But, Jobs r Limited

Then

More Unemployment

More Youth

More Suicides

More Crime

“””””SAVE PAKISTAN STOP STUDYING”””” ;->

What is the height of hope?
It is sitting in the examination hall,
holding d question paper in hand and telling yourself
“dude,don’t worry.
Exams will get postponed!” ;)

Best 3 Comedy Lines In Student Life..
1)Please don’t Disturb I Want to Study!
2)No Class,Den Lets Go 2 Library!

&

D Best 1 is:
3)Sir,I Have a Question!!!! :-)

Pre-Engineering wale marty nahi,
zinda dafnay jate hain
.
.
her ek paper mein buri tarha tarpai jate hain
.
.
koi khol k tu dekhte kafan ko un k
.
.
Qabar mein bhi 5 yearz solve karte pai jate hain

The shortest relationship in life is
between students and books…
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
They hook-up only a day before the exam and break-up right after the exam!!㋡ ㋡ ㋡

Newton’s Law of Studentology! .
“Every Book continues to be in
it’s State of Rest or covered with Dust,
until n unless a mid-term or
final exam Appears.”
HaPpY ExaMz

My nights are going sleepless..
my days are going useless..
So I asked GOD, “is this love?”
GOD replied, “no Dear, result is near” :(

A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college?
Where do I see my son in future?
      
Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college