The most difficult golf course in the world is… “Women Hole” any
style you play… as many shots you try… & as much perfection you have… you
can never get your balls in…!!!

Never dance naked because the body has parts that do not stop moving 

when

the music stops.

A Good friend is like a Good bra… hard to find, comfortable, supportive, prevents you from falling, holds you tight and is always close to your heart!

A guy walks up to a girl and says: Wanna play *Magic*? She says: What’s that? He says: We go to my place, have sex and then you disappear!! 

Q: What is a kiss?

A: Very simple, its an enquiry at the top floor about the vacancy in the ground floor.

HOW TO SATISFY A WOMAN: caress excite cuddle fascinate spoil kiss rub 

tease pamper console worship respect & love.

HOW 2 SATISFY A MAN: blow job 

Jack & Jill went up the hill to have a little fun.

But stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

Sardar wid Grandson. Late night Shouts, “I need a Girl,I have an
Erection!” Gson says,”1st its too Late,2nd u r 75yrs Old,3rd d Cock u holding is
mine”

Girls r crazy about 4 things..

1) shopping
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2) cell phone
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3) chocolates
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4)_____ (look down…)
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Dude..Look down!!… :)

Q: What’s the definition of a “lesbian” ?

A: Just another damn Woman…..
trying to do a man’s job!!!