How To Teach Mathematics To A Girl.
1st add lips
2nd minus clothes
3rd divide legs
and then start Multiplication in the Sweetest Point.
Adult SMS Messages Collection
Adult sms jokes and text messages collection
Let me kiss your lips
Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue.
SMILE!
This is ur friend
“PEPSODENT”
reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday
how is sex related to math
how is sex related to math?
add two person and a bed
subtract cloths
divide the legs
multiply the strokes
and the result is satisfucktion..haha!!!
People who never experience good sex
American students say: people who never experience good sex and do not perform well in bed, usually read their SMS messages with their right hand.
what are Nitrates?
In chemistry class teacher asked a gal: what are Nitrates
Gal answered shyly: night rates, they are costlier than day.
what part of the body goes to heaven first?
A teacher asked “what part of the body goes to heaven first?”
A child replied “feet” – coz every night i see my mum with her feet in the air screamin GOD I’M COMIN!
Start your day with a lot of SEX ..
Always start your day with a lot of… S E X
S – SMILE
E – ENERGY
X – XCITEMENT
so make S E X a daily habit, and you’ll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE.
you under arrest for violating code 69
I hereby place you under arrest for violating code 69 – distracting public with your xtreme good looks & sex appeal, remain silent & report to my bedroom.
4 road signs which stands in front of a woman’s..
4 road signs which stands in front of a woman’s vagina….
1.Caution-dark tunnel
2.Drive carefully-road wet n slippery.
3.Go slow.
4.Men at work
He took me from a bar
He took me from a bar
He took me in his car
He took my top off
He puts his lips on mine, but don’t worry: I’m a bottle of wine!
in a party a lady wanted
In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,
sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.
Food for thought
Why to suffer trying by all means to become rich
and wear expensive branded clothes, when most beautiful things in life
we do naked.
Never dance naked
Never dance naked because the body has parts that do not stop moving
when
the music stops.