Chemistry Ki class mein teacher ne aik larki se pocha:

What is “Nitrate” ?

Larki sharma k boli:

Sir,
Rs.1500/=

What’s an average 6 inch long

Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?

?

?

?

?

A:1000- rupee currency note.!

Always think positive

Always start your day with a lot of… S E X

S – SMILE

E – ENERGY

X – XCITEMENT

so make S E X a daily habit, and you’ll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE.

Last night, I went to bed without u..cold, naked, thinking of u, missing ur warmth, ur soft touch against my skin. Where were u last nite,

my lovely pyjamas ;)

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Sardar wid Grandson. Late night Shouts, “I need a Girl,I have an
Erection!” Gson says,”1st its too Late,2nd u r 75yrs Old,3rd d Cock u holding is
mine”

HOW TO SATISFY A WOMAN: caress excite cuddle fascinate spoil kiss rub 

tease pamper console worship respect & love.

HOW 2 SATISFY A MAN: blow job 

Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your breasts, then I can always look at them.

Wife: Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged

There are 2 types of hooks

1st is cricket hook

&

2nd is brazer hook

1st is used to send ball outside the boundary

&

2nd is to control balls inside the boundary.x!

I once had a ONE-2-ONE night with a VIRGIN.

She teased me till i got an ERICKSON.

sucked me till my face went ORANGE till

i busted my load of SEIMEN over her NOKIAS