In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,

sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.

I really deeply wish that you are here with me in my room. on my bed & lights off & we get under the cover together..

to show u my glow in the dark watch.

4 road signs which stands in front of a woman’s vagina….
1.Caution-dark tunnel
2.Drive carefully-road wet n slippery.
3.Go slow.
4.Men at work

How To Teach Mathematics To A Girl.
1st add lips
2nd minus clothes
3rd divide legs
and then start Multiplication in the Sweetest Point.

Never dance naked because the body has parts that do not stop moving 

when

the music stops.

Come here, take off your pants and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied.

loving urs…..toilet!

There are 4 ways to enjoy love,

1. Hand in Hand.
2. That in hand.
3. Hand in that.
4. That in that.

Now dont ask me what is that.. :-)

how is sex related to math?

add two person and a bed

subtract cloths

divide the legs

multiply the strokes

and the result is satisfucktion..haha!!!

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“Can kids of our age have kids?”
Teacher replied” NO Never!!”
Boy said to girl:
“See I told you not to worry!!!!”

Girl to Doctor: My mobile got stuck in my vagina since last 4 days in vibration mode.

Doctor: OK, I will remove this easily.

Girl: Just recharge the battery

The most difficult golf course in the world is… “Women Hole” any
style you play… as many shots you try… & as much perfection you have… you
can never get your balls in…!!!