Never dance naked because the body has parts that do not stop moving 

when

the music stops.

Sex is a sensation. It’s about a man’s temptation, putting his location in a

woman’s destination. Do you understand the explanation or do you need a

demonstration?;)

AM I CUTE? TEST
call, if i m cute
miss call, if i m gorgeous
Text back if i m pretty
Text a joke if i m charming
Just ignore if u r jealous

American students say: people who never experience good sex and do not perform well in bed, usually read their SMS messages with their right hand.

2 men went to fuck a girl.

1st came out after fucking a girl n said…

”My wife is better”

2nd went in ,fuck a girl… Came out n said…

You were right, your wife is better..

A girl who opens her hands receives gifts,

who opens her heart receives love,

who opens her legs receives happiness 

I hereby place you under arrest for violating code 69 – distracting public with your xtreme good looks & sex appeal, remain silent & report to my bedroom.

During sexual session the girl says:”u r like a mobile phone!”Boy:
“Do I vibrate a lot?” Girl:”No, when u get in 2 d tunnel u loose network

What’s the closest thing to a woman’s period?
Your salary.
It comes once a month,
lasts About 3 or 4 days and if it doesn’t come, everything’s fucked

Always start your day with a lot of… S E X

S – SMILE

E – ENERGY

X – XCITEMENT

so make S E X a daily habit, and you’ll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE.