Love is a name, Sex is a game. Forget the name and play the game
During sexual session the girl says:”u r like a mobile phone!”Boy:
“Do I vibrate a lot?” Girl:”No, when u get in 2 d tunnel u loose network
4 MEN IN A PRISON CELL,
RAPIST SAYS, “IF THERE WAS A CAT HERE I’D FUCK IT TILL IT DIE”
THE MURDERER SAYS “ONCE YOUR DONE WITH IT, I’D TORTURE IT TO DEATH”
THE PSYCO “OH YEAH & ONCE IT’S DEAD I’D FUCK IT TILL I DIE”
THE GAY IN THE CORNER VERY SOFTLY SAYS..
What’s an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?
A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive
A Guy picks up a girl for the date. Why are u wearing ur belt around
Girl: I promised my mom that I wouldn’t let you touch me below my belt.
HOW TO SATISFY A WOMAN: caress excite cuddle fascinate spoil kiss rub
tease pamper console worship respect & love.
HOW 2 SATISFY A MAN: blow job
Very Daring lines written on the
T-Shirt of a
12 years old girl.
Coming soon ! :-
All girls are beautiful, after the
lights are switched off.
All boys are innocent before the
lights are off.
– Shakespeare’s wife…
Yar, ajkal Main boht Pareshan hon.
Nend nhi aati?
Kisi kam men dil b nhi lagta?
Doctor ne mujhe kaha hy Ap ko,,,
ki kami hay…
AM I CUTE? TEST
call, if i m cute
miss call, if i m gorgeous
Text back if i m pretty
Text a joke if i m charming
Just ignore if u r jealous
It’s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.
Catch her by her waist
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
Have a Nice PEPSI drink!
Come here, take off your pants and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied.