Q:  Who is senior,
PENIS or VAGINA.

A:VAGINA
b’cos PENIS always stands up when he sees a VAGINA..So respect the seniors!

A Good friend is like a Good bra… hard to find, comfortable, supportive, prevents you from falling, holds you tight and is always close to your heart!

Never dance naked because the body has parts that do not stop moving 

when

the music stops.

The most difficult golf course in the world is… “Women Hole” any
style you play… as many shots you try… & as much perfection you have… you
can never get your balls in…!!!

Love is a name, Sex is a game. Forget the name and play the game

What’s an average 6 inch long

Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?

?

?

?

?

A:1000- rupee currency note.!

Always think positive

There are 4 ways to enjoy love,

1. Hand in Hand.
2. That in hand.
3. Hand in that.
4. That in that.

Now dont ask me what is that.. :-)

Girl:It’s too tight
Boy: Don’t worry; I’ll do it slowly,
Gal: Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I can’t,
Gal: It’s painful,
Boy:Forget it.
.
.
.
.
We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!

There are 2 types of hooks

1st is cricket hook

&

2nd is brazer hook

1st is used to send ball outside the boundary

&

2nd is to control balls inside the boundary.x!

In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,

sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.