American students say: people who never experience good sex and do not perform well in bed, usually read their SMS messages with their right hand.
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When SHE cancels a date, it is because..
“SHE HAS TO”
When HE cancels a date, it is because..
“HE HAS TWO” ;)
Q: Which boy has the permission to get into a girls’ bathroom and
touch her anywhere she likes?
In order to get 100/100 in life, a man requires 100% talent, whereas
a woman requires only 4% talent & the remaining is only 36-24-36
What do you call a wife who is sexy,
beautiful, intelligent, understanding,
caring, never jealous and a great cook?
ANSWER : A rumor!
In chemistry class teacher asked a gal: what are Nitrates
Gal answered shyly: night rates, they are costlier than day.
Catch her by her waist
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
Have a Nice PEPSI drink!
Sardar wid Grandson. Late night Shouts, “I need a Girl,I have an
Erection!” Gson says,”1st its too Late,2nd u r 75yrs Old,3rd d Cock u holding is
A woman married a one legged man.
She wrote to her mother:
“My husband only has ONE FOOT”.
“You are lucky,your papa has ONLY 5 INCHES”
Old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to fetch the poor dog a bone. but
when she bent over Rover took over & gave her a bone of his own
How To Teach Mathematics To A Girl.
1st add lips
2nd minus clothes
3rd divide legs
and then start Multiplication in the Sweetest Point.
Love is a name, Sex is a game. Forget the name and play the game