Love is a name, Sex is a game. Forget the name and play the game

During sexual session the girl says:”u r like a mobile phone!”Boy:
“Do I vibrate a lot?” Girl:”No, when u get in 2 d tunnel u loose network

4 MEN IN A PRISON CELL,
A RAPIST
A MURDERER
A PSYCO
&GAY.
RAPIST SAYS, “IF THERE WAS A CAT HERE I’D FUCK IT TILL IT DIE”

THE MURDERER SAYS “ONCE YOUR DONE WITH IT, I’D TORTURE IT TO DEATH”

THE PSYCO “OH YEAH & ONCE IT’S DEAD I’D FUCK IT TILL I DIE”

THE GAY IN THE CORNER VERY SOFTLY SAYS..

“MEOOWN”

What’s an average 6 inch long

Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?

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A:1000- rupee currency note.!

Always think positive

HOW TO SATISFY A WOMAN: caress excite cuddle fascinate spoil kiss rub 

tease pamper console worship respect & love.

HOW 2 SATISFY A MAN: blow job 

Very Daring lines written on the
T-Shirt of a
12 years old girl.
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“BOOBS”
Coming soon ! :-

Yar, ajkal Main boht Pareshan hon.
Nend nhi aati?
Sukon nhi?
Kisi kam men dil b nhi lagta?
Doctor ne mujhe kaha hy Ap ko,,,

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Vitamin”SHE”

ki kami hay…

AM I CUTE? TEST
call, if i m cute
miss call, if i m gorgeous
Text back if i m pretty
Text a joke if i m charming
Just ignore if u r jealous

Come here, take off your pants and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied.

loving urs…..toilet!