Love is a name, Sex is a game. Forget the name and play the game

Richman to poor man- “How-come ur penis so big? Poor man-replied:
“B’coz in my childhood I had no other toys to play”!!!

Q: What is a kiss?

A: Very simple, its an enquiry at the top floor about the vacancy in the ground floor.

In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,

sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.

A teacher asked “what part of the body goes to heaven first?”

A child replied “feet” – coz every night i see my mum with her feet in the air screamin GOD I’M COMIN!

A girl who opens her hands receives gifts,

who opens her heart receives love,

who opens her legs receives happiness 

AM I CUTE? TEST
call, if i m cute
miss call, if i m gorgeous
Text back if i m pretty
Text a joke if i m charming
Just ignore if u r jealous

Girl:It’s too tight
Boy: Don’t worry; I’ll do it slowly,
Gal: Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I can’t,
Gal: It’s painful,
Boy:Forget it.
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We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!