A Guy picks up a girl for the date. Why are u wearing ur belt around
ur knee..?
Girl: I promised my mom that I wouldn’t let you touch me below my belt.
Adult SMS Messages Collection
Adult sms jokes and text messages collection
A GIRL Puts Her Fingers Near…
A GIRL Puts Her Fingers Near HOTEL MANAGER’S Lips.
MANAGER Kisses n sucks Each Finger
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GIRL: Tell Ur BOSS There Is No Tissue Paper In ur TOILET…
The most difficult golf course…
The most difficult golf course in the world is… “Women Hole” any
style you play… as many shots you try… & as much perfection you have… you
can never get your balls in…!!!
Never dance naked
Never dance naked because the body has parts that do not stop moving
when
the music stops.
A good friend is like a good bra
A Good friend is like a Good bra… hard to find, comfortable, supportive, prevents you from falling, holds you tight and is always close to your heart!
A guy walks up to a girl
A guy walks up to a girl and says: Wanna play *Magic*? She says: What’s that? He says: We go to my place, have sex and then you disappear!!
What is a kiss?
Q: What is a kiss?
A: Very simple, its an enquiry at the top floor about the vacancy in the ground floor.
How to satisfy a woman
HOW TO SATISFY A WOMAN: caress excite cuddle fascinate spoil kiss rub
tease pamper console worship respect & love.
HOW 2 SATISFY A MAN: blow job
Catch her by her waist
Catch her by her waist
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
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Have a Nice PEPSI drink!
But stupid Jill forgot the pill
Jack & Jill went up the hill to have a little fun.
But stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son
Sardar wid Grandson.Late night Shouts
Sardar wid Grandson. Late night Shouts, “I need a Girl,I have an
Erection!” Gson says,”1st its too Late,2nd u r 75yrs Old,3rd d Cock u holding is
mine”
Girls are crazy about 4 things..
Girls r crazy about 4 things..
1) shopping
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2) cell phone
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3) chocolates
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4)_____ (look down…)
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Dude..Look down!!… :)
What’s the definition of a ‘lesbian?’
Q: What’s the definition of a “lesbian” ?
A: Just another damn Woman…..
trying to do a man’s job!!!