The most difficult golf course in the world is… “Women Hole” any
style you play… as many shots you try… & as much perfection you have… you
can never get your balls in…!!!

Richman to poor man- “How-come ur penis so big? Poor man-replied:
“B’coz in my childhood I had no other toys to play”!!!

how is sex related to math?

add two person and a bed

subtract cloths

divide the legs

multiply the strokes

and the result is satisfucktion..haha!!!

During sexual session the girl says:”u r like a mobile phone!”Boy:
“Do I vibrate a lot?” Girl:”No, when u get in 2 d tunnel u loose network

A girl who opens her hands receives gifts,

who opens her heart receives love,

who opens her legs receives happiness 

I hereby place you under arrest for violating code 69 – distracting public with your xtreme good looks & sex appeal, remain silent & report to my bedroom.

Q:  Who is senior,
PENIS or VAGINA.

A:VAGINA
b’cos PENIS always stands up when he sees a VAGINA..So respect the seniors!

I really deeply wish that you are here with me in my room. on my bed & lights off & we get under the cover together..

to show u my glow in the dark watch.

I once had a ONE-2-ONE night with a VIRGIN.

She teased me till i got an ERICKSON.

sucked me till my face went ORANGE till

i busted my load of SEIMEN over her NOKIAS

Q: What is a kiss?

A: Very simple, its an enquiry at the top floor about the vacancy in the ground floor.

Come here, take off your pants and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied.

loving urs…..toilet!