Girl:It’s too tight
Boy: Don’t worry; I’ll do it slowly,
Gal: Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I can’t,
Gal: It’s painful,
Boy:Forget it.
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We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!

How To Teach Mathematics To A Girl.
1st add lips
2nd minus clothes
3rd divide legs
and then start Multiplication in the Sweetest Point.

Niple niple little star

can i suck you in my car

up above the breast so have

always milky never dry

let me touch it never shy

in the bra it will be dry

Amitabh bachan in KBC

Question for 10 lac to Sardar jee

What is the colour of your wife’s underwear?

Option 1 : White

Option 2 : Grey

Option 3 : Black

Option 4 : Blue

Sardar jee : Can i phone a friend?

There are 2 types of hooks

1st is cricket hook

&

2nd is brazer hook

1st is used to send ball outside the boundary

&

2nd is to control balls inside the boundary.x!

The most difficult golf course in the world is… “Women Hole” any
style you play… as many shots you try… & as much perfection you have… you
can never get your balls in…!!!

A teacher asked “what part of the body goes to heaven first?”

A child replied “feet” – coz every night i see my mum with her feet in the air screamin GOD I’M COMIN!

Very Daring lines written on the
T-Shirt of a
12 years old girl.
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“BOOBS”
Coming soon ! :-

Q:  Who is senior,
PENIS or VAGINA.

A:VAGINA
b’cos PENIS always stands up when he sees a VAGINA..So respect the seniors!

BUY A SCOOTY…..
PICK UP A BEAUTY…
DRINK A FROOTY….
TAKE HER TO OOTY…
REMOVE HER NIGHTY…
DO UR DUTY…
AFTER 9 MONTHS …
* GET A CUTY *

A girl who opens her hands receives gifts,

who opens her heart receives love,

who opens her legs receives happiness