Last night, I went to bed without u..cold, naked, thinking of u, missing ur warmth, ur soft touch against my skin. Where were u last nite,

my lovely pyjamas ;)

There are 2 types of hooks

1st is cricket hook
&
2nd is brazer hook

1st is used to send ball outside the boundry
&
2nd is to control balls inside the boundry.x!;)

Q: What’s the definition of a “lesbian” ?

A: Just another damn Woman…..
trying to do a man’s job!!!

AM I CUTE? TEST
call, if i m cute
miss call, if i m gorgeous
Text back if i m pretty
Text a joke if i m charming
Just ignore if u r jealous

How To Teach Mathematics To A Girl.
1st add lips
2nd minus clothes
3rd divide legs
and then start Multiplication in the Sweetest Point.

American students say: people who never experience good sex and do not perform well in bed, usually read their SMS messages with their right hand.

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $$$ per minute.

Come here, take off your pants and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied.

loving urs…..toilet!