4 MEN IN A PRISON CELL,
RAPIST SAYS, “IF THERE WAS A CAT HERE I’D FUCK IT TILL IT DIE”
THE MURDERER SAYS “ONCE YOUR DONE WITH IT, I’D TORTURE IT TO DEATH”
THE PSYCO “OH YEAH & ONCE IT’S DEAD I’D FUCK IT TILL I DIE”
THE GAY IN THE CORNER VERY SOFTLY SAYS..
HOW TO SATISFY A WOMAN: caress excite cuddle fascinate spoil kiss rub
tease pamper console worship respect & love.
HOW 2 SATISFY A MAN: blow job
Q: What is a kiss?
A: Very simple, its an enquiry at the top floor about the vacancy in the ground floor.
Yar, ajkal Main boht Pareshan hon.
Nend nhi aati?
Kisi kam men dil b nhi lagta?
Doctor ne mujhe kaha hy Ap ko,,,
ki kami hay…
What’s an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?
A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive
A woman married a one legged man.
She wrote to her mother:
“My husband only has ONE FOOT”.
“You are lucky,your papa has ONLY 5 INCHES”
2 men went to fuck a girl.
1st came out after fucking a girl n said…
”My wife is better”
2nd went in ,fuck a girl… Came out n said…
You were right, your wife is better..
A teacher asked “what part of the body goes to heaven first?”
A child replied “feet” – coz every night i see my mum with her feet in the air screamin GOD I’M COMIN!