AM I CUTE? TEST
call, if i m cute
miss call, if i m gorgeous
Text back if i m pretty
Text a joke if i m charming
Just ignore if u r jealous

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A teacher asked “what part of the body goes to heaven first?”

A child replied “feet” – coz every night i see my mum with her feet in the air screamin GOD I’M COMIN!

Very Daring lines written on the
T-Shirt of a
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How To Teach Mathematics To A Girl.
1st add lips
2nd minus clothes
3rd divide legs
and then start Multiplication in the Sweetest Point.

A Peach is Peach, A Plum is Plum
A Kiss isn’t a Kiss without some tongue
So Open your mouth, Close your eyes
And Give your tongue some exercise

I really deeply wish that you are here with me in my room. on my bed & lights off & we get under the cover together..

to show u my glow in the dark watch.

Sardar wid Grandson. Late night Shouts, “I need a Girl,I have an
Erection!” Gson says,”1st its too Late,2nd u r 75yrs Old,3rd d Cock u holding is
mine”

American students say: people who never experience good sex and do not perform well in bed, usually read their SMS messages with their right hand.

A Good friend is like a Good bra… hard to find, comfortable, supportive, prevents you from falling, holds you tight and is always close to your heart!

2 men went to fuck a girl.

1st came out after fucking a girl n said…

”My wife is better”

2nd went in ,fuck a girl… Came out n said…

You were right, your wife is better..