how is sex related to math?
add two person and a bed
divide the legs
multiply the strokes
and the result is satisfucktion..haha!!!
A girl who opens her hands receives gifts,
who opens her heart receives love,
who opens her legs receives happiness
I hereby place you under arrest for violating code 69 – distracting public with your xtreme good looks & sex appeal, remain silent & report to my bedroom.
Q: Who is senior,
PENIS or VAGINA.
b’cos PENIS always stands up when he sees a VAGINA..So respect the seniors!
I really deeply wish that you are here with me in my room. on my bed & lights off & we get under the cover together..
to show u my glow in the dark watch.
I once had a ONE-2-ONE night with a VIRGIN.
She teased me till i got an ERICKSON.
sucked me till my face went ORANGE till
i busted my load of SEIMEN over her NOKIAS
Q: What is a kiss?
A: Very simple, its an enquiry at the top floor about the vacancy in the ground floor.
Come here, take off your pants and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied.