AM I CUTE? TEST
call, if i m cute
miss call, if i m gorgeous
Text back if i m pretty
Text a joke if i m charming
Just ignore if u r jealous

Never dance naked because the body has parts that do not stop moving 

when

the music stops.

Sex is a sensation. It’s about a man’s temptation, putting his location in a

woman’s destination. Do you understand the explanation or do you need a

demonstration?;)

The most difficult golf course in the world is… “Women Hole” any
style you play… as many shots you try… & as much perfection you have… you
can never get your balls in…!!!

How to impress a woman: compliment her, kiss her, love her, tease her, protect her, listen to her, support her. How 2 impress a man: Show up naked, bring beer!!

Chemistry Ki class mein teacher ne aik larki se pocha:

What is “Nitrate” ?

Larki sharma k boli:

Sir,
Rs.1500/=

Girl:It’s too tight
Boy: Don’t worry; I’ll do it slowly,
Gal: Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I can’t,
Gal: It’s painful,
Boy:Forget it.
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.
.
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We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!

how is sex related to math?

add two person and a bed

subtract cloths

divide the legs

multiply the strokes

and the result is satisfucktion..haha!!!