Last night, I went to bed without u..cold, naked, thinking of u, missing ur warmth, ur soft touch against my skin. Where were u last nite,

my lovely pyjamas ;)

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“Can kids of our age have kids?”
Teacher replied” NO Never!!”
Boy said to girl:
“See I told you not to worry!!!!”

HOW TO SATISFY A WOMAN: caress excite cuddle fascinate spoil kiss rub 

tease pamper console worship respect & love.

HOW 2 SATISFY A MAN: blow job 

how is sex related to math?

add two person and a bed

subtract cloths

divide the legs

multiply the strokes

and the result is satisfucktion..haha!!!

Sardar wid Grandson. Late night Shouts, “I need a Girl,I have an
Erection!” Gson says,”1st its too Late,2nd u r 75yrs Old,3rd d Cock u holding is
mine”

AM I CUTE? TEST
call, if i m cute
miss call, if i m gorgeous
Text back if i m pretty
Text a joke if i m charming
Just ignore if u r jealous

Sex is like NOKIA (connecting people)

like NIKE (just do it)

like PEPSI(ask for more)

like SAMSUNG (everyone is invited) and

like ME (TO GOOD TO BE TRUE)..

What’s an average 6 inch long

Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?

?

?

?

?

A:1000- rupee currency note.!

Always think positive

In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,

sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.

A Good friend is like a Good bra… hard to find, comfortable, supportive, prevents you from falling, holds you tight and is always close to your heart!

I really deeply wish that you are here with me in my room. on my bed & lights off & we get under the cover together..

to show u my glow in the dark watch.

There are 2 types of hooks

1st is cricket hook
&
2nd is brazer hook

1st is used to send ball outside the boundry
&
2nd is to control balls inside the boundry.x!;)

Love is a name, Sex is a game. Forget the name and play the game