A teacher asked “what part of the body goes to heaven first?”

A child replied “feet” – coz every night i see my mum with her feet in the air screamin GOD I’M COMIN!

Always start your day with a lot of… S E X

S – SMILE

E – ENERGY

X – XCITEMENT

so make S E X a daily habit, and you’ll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE.

Sex is a sensation. It’s about a man’s temptation, putting his location in a

woman’s destination. Do you understand the explanation or do you need a

demonstration?;)

During sexual session the girl says:”u r like a mobile phone!”Boy:
“Do I vibrate a lot?” Girl:”No, when u get in 2 d tunnel u loose network

A Peach is Peach, A Plum is Plum
A Kiss isn’t a Kiss without some tongue
So Open your mouth, Close your eyes
And Give your tongue some exercise

American students say: people who never experience good sex and do not perform well in bed, usually read their SMS messages with their right hand.

I really deeply wish that you are here with me in my room. on my bed & lights off & we get under the cover together..

to show u my glow in the dark watch.

A guy walks up to a girl and says: Wanna play *Magic*? She says: What’s that? He says: We go to my place, have sex and then you disappear!! 

A woman married a one legged man.

She wrote to her mother:

“My husband only has ONE FOOT”.

Her Motherreplied:

“You are lucky,your papa has ONLY 5 INCHES”

Sardar wid Grandson. Late night Shouts, “I need a Girl,I have an
Erection!” Gson says,”1st its too Late,2nd u r 75yrs Old,3rd d Cock u holding is
mine”

Yar, ajkal Main boht Pareshan hon.
Nend nhi aati?
Sukon nhi?
Kisi kam men dil b nhi lagta?
Doctor ne mujhe kaha hy Ap ko,,,

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Vitamin”SHE”

ki kami hay…