When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $$$ per minute.
American students say: people who never experience good sex and do not perform well in bed, usually read their SMS messages with their right hand.
Unki galiyon se jab guzray to manzar ajeeb tha,
Dard tha magar woh dil kay kareeb thaa,
Jisay hum dhondty thay apnay hathon ki lakiron main
Wo kisi doosray ki kismat, kisi aur ka naseeb tha.
I hereby place you under arrest for violating code 69 – distracting public with your xtreme good looks & sex appeal, remain silent & report to my bedroom.
There are 2 types of hooks
1st is cricket hook
2nd is brazer hook
1st is used to send ball outside the boundary
2nd is to control balls inside the boundary.x!