A cute Nurse came for the interview..
Dr: What salary YOU expect?
Dr was overjoyed & said: My Pleasure.
Nurse: With pleasure it’s 25,000
Always start your day with a lot of… S E X
S – SMILE
E – ENERGY
X – XCITEMENT
so make S E X a daily habit, and you’ll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE.
American students say: people who never experience good sex and do not perform well in bed, usually read their SMS messages with their right hand.
There are 2 types of hooks
1st is cricket hook
2nd is brazer hook
1st is used to send ball outside the boundary
2nd is to control balls inside the boundary.x!
Richman to poor man- “How-come ur penis so big? Poor man-replied:
“B’coz in my childhood I had no other toys to play”!!!
A teacher asked “what part of the body goes to heaven first?”
A child replied “feet” – coz every night i see my mum with her feet in the air screamin GOD I’M COMIN!
In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,
sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.
It’s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.
BUY A SCOOTY…..
PICK UP A BEAUTY…
DRINK A FROOTY….
TAKE HER TO OOTY…
REMOVE HER NIGHTY…
DO UR DUTY…
AFTER 9 MONTHS …
* GET A CUTY *
Q: What’s the definition of a “lesbian” ?
A: Just another damn Woman…..
trying to do a man’s job!!!
Q: What is a kiss?
A: Very simple, its an enquiry at the top floor about the vacancy in the ground floor.
Girl to Doctor: My mobile got stuck in my vagina since last 4 days in vibration mode.
Doctor: OK, I will remove this easily.
Girl: Just recharge the battery
Sex is a sensation. It’s about a man’s temptation, putting his location in a
woman’s destination. Do you understand the explanation or do you need a