A cute Nurse came for the interview..
Dr: What salary YOU expect?
Nurse: Rs.10,000.
Dr was overjoyed & said: My Pleasure.
Nurse: With pleasure it’s 25,000
Adult SMS Messages Collection
Adult sms jokes and text messages collection
Start your day with a lot of SEX ..
Always start your day with a lot of… S E X
S – SMILE
E – ENERGY
X – XCITEMENT
so make S E X a daily habit, and you’ll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE.
People who never experience good sex
American students say: people who never experience good sex and do not perform well in bed, usually read their SMS messages with their right hand.
There r 2 types of hooks
There are 2 types of hooks
1st is cricket hook
&
2nd is brazer hook
1st is used to send ball outside the boundary
&
2nd is to control balls inside the boundary.x!
How-come ur penis so big..
Richman to poor man- “How-come ur penis so big? Poor man-replied:
“B’coz in my childhood I had no other toys to play”!!!
what part of the body goes to heaven first?
A teacher asked “what part of the body goes to heaven first?”
A child replied “feet” – coz every night i see my mum with her feet in the air screamin GOD I’M COMIN!
in a party a lady wanted
In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,
sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.
God bless your naughty mind
It’s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.
GET A CUTY
BUY A SCOOTY…..
PICK UP A BEAUTY…
DRINK A FROOTY….
TAKE HER TO OOTY…
REMOVE HER NIGHTY…
DO UR DUTY…
AFTER 9 MONTHS …
* GET A CUTY *
What’s the definition of a ‘lesbian?’
Q: What’s the definition of a “lesbian” ?
A: Just another damn Woman…..
trying to do a man’s job!!!
What is a kiss?
Q: What is a kiss?
A: Very simple, its an enquiry at the top floor about the vacancy in the ground floor.
Just recharge the battery
Girl to Doctor: My mobile got stuck in my vagina since last 4 days in vibration mode.
Doctor: OK, I will remove this easily.
Girl: Just recharge the battery
Sex is a sensation
Sex is a sensation. It’s about a man’s temptation, putting his location in a
woman’s destination. Do you understand the explanation or do you need a
demonstration?;)