I hereby place you under arrest for violating code 69 – distracting public with your xtreme good looks & sex appeal, remain silent & report to my bedroom.
Richman to poor man- “How-come ur penis so big? Poor man-replied:
“B’coz in my childhood I had no other toys to play”!!!
There are 4 ways to enjoy love,
1. Hand in Hand.
2. That in hand.
3. Hand in that.
4. That in that.
Now dont ask me what is that.. :-)
A guy walks up to a girl and says: Wanna play *Magic*? She says: What’s that? He says: We go to my place, have sex and then you disappear!!
Always start your day with a lot of… S E X
S – SMILE
E – ENERGY
X – XCITEMENT
so make S E X a daily habit, and you’ll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE.
I really deeply wish that you are here with me in my room. on my bed & lights off & we get under the cover together..
to show u my glow in the dark watch.
Love is a name, Sex is a game. Forget the name and play the game
AM I CUTE? TEST
call, if i m cute
miss call, if i m gorgeous
Text back if i m pretty
Text a joke if i m charming
Just ignore if u r jealous
Q: What is a kiss?
A: Very simple, its an enquiry at the top floor about the vacancy in the ground floor.
American students say: people who never experience good sex and do not perform well in bed, usually read their SMS messages with their right hand.
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During sexual session the girl says:”u r like a mobile phone!”Boy:
“Do I vibrate a lot?” Girl:”No, when u get in 2 d tunnel u loose network
He took me from a bar
He took me in his car
He took my top off
He puts his lips on mine, but don’t worry: I’m a bottle of wine!