When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $$$ per minute.
AM I CUTE? TEST
call, if i m cute
miss call, if i m gorgeous
Text back if i m pretty
Text a joke if i m charming
Just ignore if u r jealous
I really deeply wish that you are here with me in my room. on my bed & lights off & we get under the cover together..
to show u my glow in the dark watch.
A teacher asked “what part of the body goes to heaven first?”
A child replied “feet” – coz every night i see my mum with her feet in the air screamin GOD I’M COMIN!
Always start your day with a lot of… S E X
S – SMILE
E – ENERGY
X – XCITEMENT
so make S E X a daily habit, and you’ll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE.
During sexual session the girl says:”u r like a mobile phone!”Boy:
“Do I vibrate a lot?” Girl:”No, when u get in 2 d tunnel u loose network
American students say: people who never experience good sex and do not perform well in bed, usually read their SMS messages with their right hand.
A guy walks up to a girl and says: Wanna play *Magic*? She says: What’s that? He says: We go to my place, have sex and then you disappear!!
A woman married a one legged man.
She wrote to her mother:
“My husband only has ONE FOOT”.
“You are lucky,your papa has ONLY 5 INCHES”
Yar, ajkal Main boht Pareshan hon.
Nend nhi aati?
Kisi kam men dil b nhi lagta?
Doctor ne mujhe kaha hy Ap ko,,,
ki kami hay…
4 MEN IN A PRISON CELL,
RAPIST SAYS, “IF THERE WAS A CAT HERE I’D FUCK IT TILL IT DIE”
THE MURDERER SAYS “ONCE YOUR DONE WITH IT, I’D TORTURE IT TO DEATH”
THE PSYCO “OH YEAH & ONCE IT’S DEAD I’D FUCK IT TILL I DIE”
THE GAY IN THE CORNER VERY SOFTLY SAYS..
I once had a ONE-2-ONE night with a VIRGIN.
She teased me till i got an ERICKSON.
sucked me till my face went ORANGE till
i busted my load of SEIMEN over her NOKIAS
What’s the closest thing to a woman’s period?
It comes once a month,
lasts About 3 or 4 days and if it doesn’t come, everything’s fucked