SMS MessagesLets Play A GAME..
Its Very Interesting..
Ready?
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START..
Kia Start?
Kameenay Parh Lay
Her Waqt Khelne Ki Pari Rehti Hai.
Exams Horahe Hain…
Hindi Exam SMS Messages Collection
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Hindi Exam SMS
Baap: Beta is bar exam main tujhy 90% lanay hain
Baap: Beta is bar exam main tujhy 90% lanay hain,kuch bhi kar
Baita: nahi abba main to is bar 100% laonga.
Baap: Kiyon mazak kar raha hai?
Baita: shuru kisnay kia…. :)
Exam ki sari tayyari hogai…
Yahoooooooooo……!
Exam ki sari tayyari hogai
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Pen
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Pencil
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Scale
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Eraser
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Sab tayari hogai
Ab Bus
Perhna baki hai…..
koi chez bewafai se barh ker kia hogi,
koi chez bewafai se barh ker kia hogi,
Ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh ker kia hogi,
Kisi ko daini ho jawani main saza,
to wo saza PARHAI se barh ker kia hogi:-)
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Exam ke le-e kuch sabh
Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna
Difficult or boring papers sy students tang aa gay hain.
Difficult or boring papers sy students tang aa gay hain.
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Akhir kb tk ho ga ye zulm ?
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Ab humain aisy papers chahien..
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Total marks.50
Choose the best
MCQ’s,
1.Tery mast mast_____ nain.
(3,5,2)
2.______badnaam hoi darling tery ley.
muni,kaki,bachi
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3.Maa ka laadla ______gaya.
sudhar,bigr,ujar
4.Aj_____jorra pa
Saadi farmaish ty.
(Kala,Laal,Peela)
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5.Tum_____aye.
Pass,ghar,yaad
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New pattren Fwd to all teachers.
Make the paper like this.:-p
Har Sawal Se Dut Kar Ladna..
Har Sawal Se Dut Kar Ladna..
Phanikney Me Kami Mat Karna..
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna..
Aur Ek Baat Yaad Rakhna..
Aage Waley Ka Paper Apna Samajhna..
Students k Dard ko University Kya Jane
Students k Dard ko University Kya Jane
College K Riwajon ko Parents Kya Jane
Hoti hai Kitni Taqlif 1 Paper Likhne Main
Wo Paper Check Karne Wala Kya Jane….
Why we Don’t study the whole year…
WHY V Dnt study da whole year and spend sleeples nyts durng EXAMS?
Bcz,
Sahil k sukon se hame inkar nhi
pr..
TUFANO se kashti nikalne ka maza he or hai.
A MBA Student to a Sweeper….
A MBA Student to a Sweeper:”Mere paas degree hai,knowledge hai,4 logo main izzat hai…teray paas kya hai?”….
Sweeper proudly:”Mery paas naukri hai”….
Hindi Exam SMS Messages Collection contains latest / new and free exam sms in hindi
EXam’s song by Munna bhai:
EXam’s song by Munna bhai:
“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakro yaron,
Ghadi k kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to doji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.”
3 sardar after exam
3 sardar after exam
1st:Yar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha main paper khali chor aya hon.
2nd: Maine bhi!!!
3rd:Shit yar, teacher samjhe gi hum ne cheating ki hey:p
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