American: In our country ,
marriage even takes place with email.

Santa: In India, it is only with a female

Banta: U cheated me…

Shopkeeper: No , I sold a good radio to u.

Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is all India Radio!

Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.

Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?

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Santa:
Do You Know English?
Banta:
Yes
Santa:
Ok!
Then Tell What Is The Opposite Of Naag Panchami?

One day a dog was running behind a Santa…
But Santa was laughing.
Banta asked, “Why you are so happy?
He said… “Ah Ah Ah….I have an Airtel mobile with me…
But Still Hutch network is following me..”

At the scene of an accident a man was crying:

O God! I have lost my hand , oh!
Santa: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?