Santa ki shadi ek nurse se ho gayi.

Banta: Aur santa, kaisi guzar rahi hai?

Santa: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, sunti hi nahi.

Maths Teacher To Santa:
If You Had 1000Rs in Your Pocket And 1000Rs In Other Pocket,
What would u think ?
Santa:Yeh pant kis ki hai?

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