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1. Santa’s Slam book SLAM BOOK filled by Santa. 1.Strength: My wife,Jeeto. 2.Weakness: Banta’ s wife,Preeto. 3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour. 4.Threat: When...
2. Santa and banta jungle mein Santa and banta jungle mein… Saamne aayaa sher, Banta ne sher ki aakhon main matthi phenki, Aur bhaagne lagaa aur...
3. Santa and Banta watching cricket Santa n Banta were watchin a cricket match. When Dhoni hits a boundary: Banta: Kya Goal mara. Santa: Raha na...
4. Kya haal hai Santa and banta were walking on the road and a well shaped lady was walking in front of them: Santa:...
5. Naag do not punch me Santa: Do you know english? Banta: Yes Santa: Ok! Then tell what is the opposite of naag panchami? Banta: So...
6. Kahin infection na ho jaye Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho? Santa: Suicide karne ke liye Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?...
7. Talaq kyun di? Santa: Yaar tum nay apni biwi ko talaq kyun di? Banta : Yaar wo badi character less thi, shaadi muj...
8. Mein usko surprise dun ga…. Nurse: sardar ji app papa ban gay! Sardar ji: ohh really……Acha meri wife ko nahin batana Mein usko surprise dun...
9. yar ye SURAJ hai ya CHAND… Sardar asman per dekh raha tha, usne Pathan se pucha: “yar ye SURAJ hai ya CHAND? Pathan ne kaha: “pata...
10. Biral cement Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye? Santa: Birla Cement. Banta: Kyun? Santa: Kyunki is cement mein jaan hai....
11. Chaalu khaata Santa: Oye, ladki dekh, kitni sohni hai. Banta: Mujhe to uska naam bhi pata hai. Santa: Kya naam hai. Banta:...
12. A cute Nurse came… A cute Nurse came for the interview.. Dr: What salary YOU expect? Nurse: Rs.10,000. Dr was overjoyed & said: My...
13. Nurse to bahut achhi hai Patient to doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, Uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya. Doctor: Jaanta hu,...
14. maths teacher to santa Maths Teacher To Santa: If You Had 1000Rs in Your Pocket And 1000Rs In Other Pocket, What would u think...
15. Tum shadi shuda ho… Sardar:Tum shadi shuda ho? Pathan: Han, humara aurat say shadi hua he Sardar: Bewakuf to kia mard se b shadi...
16. 1 larki ki shadi… 1 larki ki shadi honay wali thi, wo akhri dafa apne lover se milnay gai, Juda hotay waqt apne lover...
17. Shadi Me BMW Mili He… 1 Pathan: Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili He 2 Pathan: Pr Tumhare Pas To Koi Car Nhi He! 1st Pathan:...
18. Doolha Shadi ki pehli rat Doolha Shadi ki pehli rat, BV ka Ghonghat utha k bare piyar se: Kia Nam hy hmare ‘Huzoor’ ka? BV:...
19. Shadi kernay aur mobile.. Shadi kernay aur mobile kharidnay k baad aik hi baat ka afsos hota hay kaash thori dair aur ruk jaatay...
20. hum shadi shuda hogaye Sub Dost Bewafa Ho Gaye Hum Apne Mobile Se Khafa Ho Gaye SMS Iss Liye Kar Rahy Han “Zaalimo” “Kahin...
21. papa muje b shadi krni hai Bandar ki beti apny baap se: papa muje b shadi krni hai. Bandaria ka baap: sabar kr beti abi wo...
22. Sardar apni shadi pe udaas tha… Sardar apni shadi pe udaas tha kisi ne pocha kia bat hai? Sardar: mere susral ne Barat pe thoray logon...
23. shadi ka maza be umer se hota hy ‘Shadi ka maza b umer se hota hy “Faraz” 18 yrs: Din raat 28yrs: Har raat 38yrs: Jumerat 48yrs: Chand...
24. A man to Santa A man to Santa : Ur friend is kissing ur wife in ur home. Santa rushes home and came back...
25. Shadi main 1 memon buhat dair tak khata raha, Shadi main 1 memon buhat dair tak khata raha, Kise ne pocha bhae kab tak khaty rahogy? Memon: Yaar main...
26. A man to Santa A man to Santa: Your friend is kissing your wife in your home. Santa rushes home and came back within...
27. Santa & Banta Santa & banta sit in a coffee house… 1st: “Jaldi pee yaar, coffee thandi ho jayegi” 2nd: To kya? 1st:...
28. An Englishman and Santa An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet. Englishman: Good evening, how do u do? Santa: Gud evening, we open the...
29. one day a dog was running behind a santa One day a dog was running behind a Santa… But Santa was laughing. Banta asked, “Why you are so happy?...
30. Taklu santa Mr Santa taklu hai phir bhi har roz woh saloon jata hai! Maloom hai kyun? – – – – –...