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Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman

An inspirational speaker said:

“Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife.”

Audience was in shock and silence.

He added:

“She was my mother”

A big round of applause & laughter!

A very daring husband tried to crack this at home.

After a dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen:

“Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife”

Standing for a moment, trying to recall the second line of that speaker

By the time he gained his senses, he was on a hospital bed, recovering from burns of boiling water!

Moral:

Dn’t Copy,if u can’t Paste


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Little stones make big mountains.

Little stones make big mountains.

Little steps can cover miles.

Little act of loving kindness give someone its biggest smiles.

Little words can smooth big troubles.

Little candle can bright the darkness.

Little memories last for years.

Little victories go for big success.

It’s the little things in life that brings the greatest happiness.

Hope your life is filled with little Blessings !!!

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