An inspirational speaker said:
“Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife.”
Audience was in shock and silence.
“She was my mother”
A big round of applause & laughter!
A very daring husband tried to crack this at home.
After a dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen:
“Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife”
Standing for a moment, trying to recall the second line of that speaker
By the time he gained his senses, he was on a hospital bed, recovering from burns of boiling water!
Dn’t Copy,if u can’t Paste
We Often Fail 2 Understand
the Feelings of 1 Who Is Very Close 2 Our Heart.
Bcoz the Book When Held Very Close 2 Our Eyes
Is Very Difficult 2 Read!!
In a Cat & Mouse Chase,
Mouse mostly wins
Cat runs for its food and
Mouuse for its Life
Fear of Loss is always better motivation than
the desire of Gain….
Every successful person has a painful story &
Every painful story has a successful ending,
So, accept the pain & get ready for the success
Time is the costliest thing,
which could never be purchased by anyone
So when someone spend it 4 u,
It just say the depth of care that,
They do 4 u…
Two Golden Phrases
Never Trust the Doubted one.
Never Doubt the Trusted one.
Though time and miles stretch between us
With contentment, I’ve found what i sought
As i smile and sigh in Remembering
My visits to you, in a thought.
Boy: Boys are stronger then girls…
Girl: Oh yeah!!! Please.,
can you carry a 7 pound baby in your stomach for 9 months?
Can you cook, clean and talk on the phone at the same time?
Can you burn your forehead with a curling iron and not complain?
Can you walk all day in 5 inch heels?
Can you cry all night then wake up the next morning like everything is okay??
Remember guys, woman are only helpless until their nail polish dries :)
LIKE this if YOU are proud of being a WOMAN :)
LIKE this if YOU are GUY and respect for WOMAN :)
whats ur mind about WOMAN??
The sooner you fix yourself, the faster the world around you is fixed
When God Pushes You to the Edge of difficulty trust him fully because two things can happen Either he will catch you when you fall, or he will teach you how to fly.
I have reached a point in life where i feel it is no longer necessary to try and impress anyone. if they like me the way i am, Good, and if they don’t it’s their loss.
“Did” – Word of Achievement
“Cant” – Word of Defeat
“Should” – Word of Duty
“Will” – Word of Eager
“Can” – Word of Power
Choose Your Word wisely.
It’s good to have money and the things that money can buy,
but it’s good too to check up once in a while and
make sure that you haven’t lost the things that Money cannot buy!