Funny SMS Messages Collection

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Inspirational Quotes SMS

Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman

An inspirational speaker said:

“Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife.”

Audience was in shock and silence.

He added:

“She was my mother”

A big round of applause & laughter!

A very daring husband tried to crack this at home.

After a dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen:

“Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife”

Standing for a moment, trying to recall the second line of that speaker

By the time he gained his senses, he was on a hospital bed, recovering from burns of boiling water!

Moral:

Dn’t Copy,if u can’t Paste


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respect for WOMAN

Boy: Boys are stronger then girls…
Girl: Oh yeah!!! Please.,
can you carry a 7 pound baby in your stomach for 9 months?

Can you cook, clean and talk on the phone at the same time?

Can you burn your forehead with a curling iron and not complain?

Can you walk all day in 5 inch heels?

Can you cry all night then wake up the next morning like everything is okay??

Remember guys, woman are only helpless until their nail polish dries :)

LIKE this if YOU are proud of being a WOMAN :)
and
LIKE this if YOU are GUY and respect for WOMAN :)
whats ur mind about WOMAN??

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