SMS Messages Aap agar PAGAL ho to SMS padhte hi miss call kijiyega,
MAHA PAGAL ho to SMS kijiyega,
BEVKUF ho to call kijiyega.
Aur agar teeno ho to chup rahiyega…
Hindi Funny SMS Messages Collection
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Hindi Funny SMS
Lifebuoy Hai Jahan Tanduriste Hai Wahan
Me Yahan Woh Wahan,
Me Yahan Woh Wahan,
Are Woh Woh Too Boliye ,
Lifebuoy Hai Jahan Tanduriste Hai Wahan.
MURGI USKE TEEN BACHCHO KE SAATH ROAD…
MURGI USKE TEEN BACHCHO KE SAATH ROAD CROSS KAR RAHI THI …
ROAD CROSS KARNE KE BAAD BACHCHE NE BOLA
“MUMMY HUM PANCHO NE ROAD CROSS KAR LIYA…”
AB BOLO 5 KAISE HUE…???
BOLO BOLO….
ITNA BHI NAHI SAMAJHTE …..
BOLO BOLO…
BACHCHA HAI YAAR KUCH BHI BOL SAKTA..HAI….
I am a fungi
A mushroom walks into the bar and says to the bartender, “Hey , could I get a beer please”
The bartender looks at him shacking his head and say “No, we don’t serve food here”
The mushroom says “Why not? I’m a Fungi!”
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Biwi se jo dare usse shohar kehte hain
Duniya se jo dare, usse kayar kehte hain,
Duniya jisse dare, usse shayar kehte hain,
Biwi se jo dare, usse shohar kehte hain.
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Commerce ka student
Din mein chain nahi,
Raat ko neend nahi,
Ji na lage kahi.
Khuda, kya yehi pyaar hai?
Khuda bole: Nahi beta, Commerce ke students ka
Yehi haal hai…
Judge to thief: Tumhain chori karte waqt,
Judge to thief: Tumhain chori karte waqt, zara bhi apni maa behan ka khiyal nahi aya???
Thief: Aya tha! Magar kia karon, Shop main sirf gents suits hi thay.
Kahi dekha hai
A fool looks in miror & thinks: Isko kahi dekha hai!
After a while he remembers: Yeh toh wahi kamina hai jo meri shadi ki album mein meri biwi ke saath khada hai!
Let me see…
Father to son after exam : Let me see your report card.
Son : My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.
Pyari behena sada khush rahena
Zindagi main kabhi tension mat lena,
Bindas hoke i love you kehena,
Agar rose ke badle sandal mile to kehena,
Pyari behena sada khush rahena.
Electricity nahi hoti to kya hota
Ek sardar ne doosre sardar se poocha: Oye Yaar! agar electricity nahi hoti to kya hota?
Doosra sardar: Kuch nahi yaar, hame candle light me T.V dekhna padta…
Mera dil hai HUGE
Mera dil hai HUGE,
Isse mat karna USE,
Warna ho jaye ga FUSE,
Aur tum hain paden gai SHOES.
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