SMS MessagesPathan Ne A.C Lagwaya
1 Shaks Ne Poucha:
Aap ko To Sardi Bohat Lagti Hai?
Pathan:
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Tabhi to Ulta Lagwaya Hai
Garam Hawa Andar aur Thandi Hawa Bahar.. . .
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Bahut maar padi thi
Basanti : Ek baat batani hai, par please muje marna nahi.
Veeru: Bolo.
Basanti: Main Pregnant hoon!
Veeru: It’s a very good News.
Basanti : Shadi se pehle pitaji ko bataya tha toh bahut maar padi thi.
Practice makes man
Practice makes man
prefect:),
Den wat about
Women????
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any guesses????
She is born perfect,,,
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Moral: moral voral kuch nahi,
Bas ladkiyon ko
Accha lage,,,,,,
Isi liye post kar diya :-D :-)
Sirf ek bar kehdo
Plz sirf ek bar kehdo
Sirf ek bar..
December ki woh yaaden mujhe lota do,
Woh bhegi bhegi ratein,
Woh haseen lamhaat,
Jub tum mere bilkul qareb aakar,
Aankhon mein ankhain dalkar,
Jub tum ne..
Kaha tha!
Aande lee loo aande, garam aande!
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Mosquito song…
Mosquito song…
Bhegey hont terey, pyasa dunk mera,
Lagey amrit sa, mujhe khoon tera,
Kabhi mere saath koi raat guzaro,
Tujhey shubha tak mein,
Shujadoon yarr wooh oh oh wooh oh oh…
tum mari zindagi mein aise aaye
Tum meri zindzgi mein aise aaye,
Tum meri zindzgi mein aise aaye,Jaise hari-bhari khet mein koi
bhains daudi chali aayi.
Hamse kya chupati thi
Na jane woh hamse kya chupati thi,
Kuch tha uske hotho pe magar,
Na jane kyun sarmati thi,
Jab muh khulwake dekha to pata chala,
Woh GUTKHA khati thi.
Sab do din ke masti hai
Apne husn par itna guroor na kar
Sab do din ke masti hai
Tera husn bhi tab tak hay kayam
Jab tak fair & lovely sasti hay
Naya detergent…
Santa: Yaar maine naye detergent se apni shirt dhoyi aur woh chhoti ho gayi, ab kya karun?
Banta: Usi detergent se ek baar khud naha le…
Milk and orange juice
John: What food u feed ur new born baby?
Beautiful Young Mom: Breast milk & orange juice.
John: Oh my… Which side is orange juice?
Tight fittings
UNIVERSAL TRUTH :
When girls wear tight fittings,
Neither they are
Comfortable
Nor the
Boys are comfortable !!
JEE LE apni zindagi
Larki: I love u
Larka: Main bhi tum se I love u kahun to kya karogi? . . . . . . .
Larki: Khushi se mar jaungi . . . . . .
Larka: Ja meri behan
JEE LE apni zindagi = P = D
Baba G dua karen meri Kisi samajhdar aadmi se meri shadi hojae
Larki ek baba G se: Baba G dua karen meri Kisi samajhdar aadmi se meri shadi hojae.
Baba G: Ghar chali ja beti.., Samajhdar aadmi kabhi shaadi nahi karte..
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