SMS MessagesOnce a boy & a girl were playing ludo.
Boy: If dice shows 1,2 & 3 I will kiss u.
Girl: And if 4,5 & 6,
Boy: Then u kiss me.
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Hindi Funny SMS
Mere jaise ladke ko kya chahiye
Mere jaise ladke ko kya chahiye?
1 Ladki jo pyar de.
1 Ladki jo achha khana banaye.
1 Ladki jo paisa kamaye.
Aur aisa nasib ke tino ladkiyan ek dusre se mil na paaye.
Ap ko mri kon si
Ap ko mri kon si adat zehr lagti hy?
jis pe apka mera gala dabane ko dil karta hai?
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Reply krne wala apni maut ka khud zimmedar hoga.
Mein usko surprise dun ga….
Nurse: sardar ji app papa ban gay!
Sardar ji: ohh really……Acha meri wife ko nahin batana
Mein usko surprise dun ga….
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Bush aur laloo kya karte hai?
Munna bhai: Circuit ye bush aur laloo dono kya karte hai?
Circuit: Dono bhai giri karte hai ek dilli me aur ek iraq me.
Sisk sisk kr mrna acha he ya 1 dum…
*1 admi adhi rat ko apni moti biwi ko jaga k bola
begum
“sisk sisk kr mrna acha he ya 1 dum?
begum
“1 dum
admi
“to phir apni dosri taang b mere opr rakh do.
Hamare paas EMRAAN HASHMI hai
BUSH:- Hamare paas MADONA HAI, BRITNEY HAI, SHAKIRA HAI, KATE HAI, aur tumhare paas kya hai?
MANMOHAN SINGH:- Hamare paas EMRAAN HASHMI hai sabhi ko bhejdo
Dilne kaha dildar nikle
Khidki khuli zulfein bikhri
Dilne kaha dildar nikle
Par hai re meri footi kismat
Nahaya hua sardar nikla.
Mother vs mother-in-law
Once GOD thought he will not look after everyone so he creates “Mother”.
When devil saw that God creates “Mother” he became crazy and creates Mother-In-Law!!
Kursi nahi hai
Husband apni biwi ke office gaya toh usne dekha ke uski biwi boss ki godi mein baithi dictation le rahi thi.
Husband: Chalo aajao, aisi jagah kaam nahi karna jahan staff k liye kursi bhi na ho.
puttar andar se mre daant le aa..
Dada: puttar andar se mre daant le aa..
pota: par dada g abi to roti nae paki..
dada: puttar roti nae khani.. samne wali buddhi nu smile deni hy..:-D
1 memon yar main apna purse ghar bhol aya hon
1 Memon: Yar main apna purse ghar bhol aya hon…Mujhay 1000 Rupees dai day…
Dost hi dost k kam aata hai…
Dosra Memon: Yeh 20 rupees lay riksha ker aur purse lai aa…..
Aap kaise soch sakte haiki
Ghantaghar tod dunga
Ring road ko mod dunga
Sahid gate fod dunga
Titanic ko fevicolse jod dunga
Aap kaise soch sakte haiki mai aap ko sms karna chod dunga
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