Azadi k din par meri dua hai k
Allah ap ko quaid ki akal,
Iqbal ki shakal, liaqat ki sherwani,
Fatima ki jawani, nehru ki chal or
Gandi ji k baal de
Azadi day mubarak !

Duniya se jo dare, usse kayar kehte hain,
Duniya jisse dare, usse shayar kehte hain,
Biwi se jo dare, usse shohar kehte hain.

Mere jaise ladke ko kya chahiye?
1 Ladki jo pyar de.
1 Ladki jo achha khana banaye.
1 Ladki jo paisa kamaye.
Aur aisa nasib ke tino ladkiyan ek dusre se mil na paaye.

Santa : What is the name of ur car

Lady : I forget its name but it starts from ‘T’.

Santa : Oye teri to kamaal di gaddi hai ‘tea’ se start hoti hai
Aur hamari ‘petrol’ se.

Raniii: Aaj Mainay Paani Ko Ullu Banaya

Nad2909: Woh kaisay?

Raniii: Aaj mainay nahaane k liye paani garam kiya aur thanday se naha liya.

Life ho to aise…
Monday ko dosti,
Tuesday ko pyaar,
Wednesday ko mangni,
Thursday ko barat,
Friday ko fighting,
Satursday ko talaq,
Sunday ko rest,
Monday ko next.