2 Larkiyan bus Mai 1 seat ke liye Larrh rahi theen.
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Ek Larka kafi Dair se Dekh raha Tha, to kehne Laga:
“Kyun larrh rahi ho?
Is ka hal main batata hoon. Tum me se jo umar mei bari hai, wo beth jaye.”
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Phir
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Phir kya?
Dono girls puray rastay khari rahin.
Ufff yeh intelligent boys!

Sab se pehele kiss karo
Bister par leta do
Phir dono tange uper utha kar
Niche haath laga kar dekho
Bachhene ne susu kiya hai ya nahi.

SAMUNDAR jitna PROJECT,
NADI jitni EFFORT,
BALTI jitna ESTIMATE,
DABBEY jitni SALARY,
CHULLU jitna INCREMENT,
To kya hoga ACHIEVEMENT

Aik thi billi

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Bus aik hi thi jo ap ko send kr di hai…!

Na pyar, na yaar,
Na mohhabat, na dosti yaro,
Aaj ke ye devdas ki bat mano,
Na chandra-mukhi, na paro,
Bas har ladki ko line maro.

Bhola was working in a garment store.
1 day a lady customer came and said: “Zara underwear dikhana”
Bhola: “Oye sorry mam aaj pehna hi nahi hain”

1 press reporter hospital mein ek zakhmi ka interview kar raha tha… 

“Aap kese zakhmi hue?”

ZAKHMI: “Main sarak se guzar raha tha k aik dam zara fasley pe bomb gira…”,

Reporter: “Kya wo phat gaya tha?”

Zakhmi (Ghussey se):

Nahi… Wo reeng kar mere qareeb aaya aur muje kaat liya…..”

A song 4 u .. ..!
Agar tum mil jao . . .
tumhari taangein tor deinge hum…
Tumhain paa kar..
Tumhare peeche kuttay chohr denge hum..!.
Bas tum mil jao.