2 Larkiyan bus Mai 1 seat ke liye Larrh rahi theen.
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Ek Larka kafi Dair se Dekh raha Tha, to kehne Laga:
“Kyun larrh rahi ho?
Is ka hal main batata hoon. Tum me se jo umar mei bari hai, wo beth jaye.”
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Phir
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Phir kya?
Dono girls puray rastay khari rahin.
Ufff yeh intelligent boys!
Hindi Funny SMS Messages Collection
Hindi Funny SMS
Sab se pehele kiss karo
Sab se pehele kiss karo
Bister par leta do
Phir dono tange uper utha kar
Niche haath laga kar dekho
Bachhene ne susu kiya hai ya nahi.
Jahan dard vahan
Jahan dosti vahan pyar,
Jahan pyar vahan ishq,
Jahan ishq vahan judai,
Jahan judai vahan dard,
Jahan dard vahan jandu balm,
Jandu balm lagao aur chup kar ke so jao
Good Night
To kya hoga achievement
SAMUNDAR jitna PROJECT,
NADI jitni EFFORT,
BALTI jitna ESTIMATE,
DABBEY jitni SALARY,
CHULLU jitna INCREMENT,
To kya hoga ACHIEVEMENT
Aik thi billi
Aik thi billi
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Bus aik hi thi jo ap ko send kr di hai…!
Dost me aap jaisa
Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Aab aapki kya taarif karu.
Dost me aap jaisa
Nalayak koi nahi!
Ladkiyo ki ada hame pasand nahi
Ladkiyo ki ada hame pasand nahi,
Ladkiyo se bate hame pasand nahi,
Yeh to aane vale bancho ki jid he mumy chahiye,
Varna shadi karna hame pasand nahi!!
Har ladki ko line maro
Na pyar, na yaar,
Na mohhabat, na dosti yaro,
Aaj ke ye devdas ki bat mano,
Na chandra-mukhi, na paro,
Bas har ladki ko line maro.
Tumhari bhabhai khadi hai
Hindi teacher santa se: Woh ek sundar ladki khadi hai,
Isko doosre shabdo mein bayan karo.
Santa: Woh dekho yaaro tumhari bhabhi khadi hai…
Terrorists have kidnapped
Terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers,
And demanded of 500000 rs or else,
They will burn them with kerosene,
Plz donate.
I have donated 15 litres.
Zara underwear dikhana
Bhola was working in a garment store.
1 day a lady customer came and said: “Zara underwear dikhana”
Bhola: “Oye sorry mam aaj pehna hi nahi hain”
1 press reporter hospital mein
1 press reporter hospital mein ek zakhmi ka interview kar raha tha…
“Aap kese zakhmi hue?”
ZAKHMI: “Main sarak se guzar raha tha k aik dam zara fasley pe bomb gira…”,
Reporter: “Kya wo phat gaya tha?”
Zakhmi (Ghussey se):
Nahi… Wo reeng kar mere qareeb aaya aur muje kaat liya…..”
A song 4 u…
A song 4 u .. ..!
Agar tum mil jao . . .
tumhari taangein tor deinge hum…
Tumhain paa kar..
Tumhare peeche kuttay chohr denge hum..!.
Bas tum mil jao.