Larka lerki se : Janeman is dil mein chali aao
Lerki : Sandle utaron kya?
Larka : Stupid ye masjid nahi hai ayse hi aa jao

2 hamshakal jurwan bachay sardi k mosam me apny kamrey me bethay thay,
In me se 1 hans hans k loot poot ho raha tha or 2nd udas konay me betha kanp raha tha,
Baap ne pucha: tum itna q hans rahay ho?
Wo bola “kuch nahi papa,
aaj mama ne dono bar isi ko nehla dia hai.
“Happy Winter” “Season”>>

Gabbar singh jab paida hua, to uski maa ne maar maar kar lahuluhan kar diya.
Nurse ne pucha, “Kyo maar rahi ho?”
Maa ne kaha , “Paida hote hi puch raha he kitne aadmi the”

Sir: Bachcho kasam khao kabhi saraab, cigarette nahi piyoge, non-veg nahi khaoge
Bachche: Nahi karenge sir

Sir: Kahbi ladki nahi chhedoge
Bachche: Theek hai sir

Sir: Jua nahi kheloge
Bachche: OK sir

Sir: Desh k liye jaan bhi de doge
Bachche: De denge sir, aisi jaan ka aur karenge bhi kya

Ishq main kitne ghar lut gaye yaroo
Ishq main kitne ghar lut gaye yaroo

Ishq main 15, 20 ghar luit gaye yaroo

Khamosh palkon se jab ansu bikhar jatey hain

ap kia jane ap kitne yad aty hain

Aaj bhi ushi mor per kharay hain jahan

Ap ne kaha tha tehro hum
PAKORAY le k aty hain :)