SMS Messages Boy: Bus male hoti hai ki female?
Girl: Female, har koi ispe chadhta hai.
Boy: To fir woh pregnant kyon nahin hoti?
Girl: Kyonki sab peeche se chadhte hai.
Hindi Funny SMS Messages Collection
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Hindi Funny SMS
Millionaire and Billionaire
Interviewer to Millionaire : To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?”
Millionaire : “I owe everything to my wife.”
Interviewer : “Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer : “What were you before you married her?”
Millionaire : “A Billionaire”
Sardar’s call
A sardar calls another sardar on the phone & says,
“Hi, Main Bol Raha Hoon”.
The other sardar replies,
“Kamaal Hain, Ithe bhi Main Bol Raha Hoon!”
Sms karna chod do
Devdas kay baap ne kaha gaaon chord do.
Gaaon walon ne kaha paro ko chord do.
Paro ne kaha sharab chord do.
Maa ne kaha hawaili chod Do.
Per tum ko kis bewaqoof ne kaha ke sms karna chod do.
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What is the color of frequency?
What is the color of frequency?
Frequency = 1/time
…that means…1/sec
…now…1sec = Aik Pal
so…1 Pal = Per Pal
…so that equals to PURPLE!
Daikha, Puri PHYSICS
hila kay rakh di!
Such a love story
There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go through hell for her.
They got married and now he is going through hell.
Sara sara din krty thy ek doojay ko JOIN…
“PREM KAHANI”
Wo b din thy, dil kehta tha
U R ONLY MINE..
Sara sara din krty thy ek doojay ko JOIN..
Phr Hoye
nikah-namay pe jhat-pat dono k SIGN..
Kuch arsa lga hmen k EVERY THING IS FINE..
Phr apni is prem kahani me aya DECLINE..
Ab wo muje JIN kehti hy or mai osay DYNE ;-)
Sharam aani chahiye
Jeeto: Sharam aani chahiye, tumhare Banta ki bibi ke saath sambandh hain.
Santa: Sorry, par tumhe kaise pata chala?
Jeeto: Kal Banta aaya tha, usne tumhara underwear pehna hua tha.
Button na dabao
Babloo
Yes Sir
Tinku
Yes sir
Gullu
Yes sir
Ullu
?
Ullu
?
Ullu
Button na dabao present lagwao.
Sharab body ko khatam karti hai
Sharab body ko khatam karti hai,
Sharab samaj ko khatam karti hai,
Aao aaj iss sharab ko khatam karte hai,
Ek bottal tum khatam karo ek hum khatam karte hai.
do u knw
Do u knw glass tootey to kya awaaz aati hai?
Dhuzy?
No
dhooz??
No
thishh??
Nahi bhae
Ami ki awaz aati hai
“arey kambakht, kya tor dia”?
Purush ke janhit mein jaari
Nari ke chakkar mein bhool na jana yaari,
Jab laat maregi nari to yaad aayegi hamari,
Purush bachao samiti ki taraf se janhit mein jaari.
Kiss me…
Once a boy & a girl were playing ludo.
Boy: If dice shows 1,2 & 3 I will kiss u.
Girl: And if 4,5 & 6,
Boy: Then u kiss me.
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