One day Raja and Rani decided to send messages to each other by using

Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any

message. He angried and called to Rani.She told stupid “This was a missed call”.. :)

Munna bhai: Circuit ye bush aur laloo dono kya karte hai?
Circuit: Dono bhai giri karte hai ek dilli me aur ek iraq me.

Gam woh cheez hai
Gam woh cheez hai
Gam woh cheez hai
Jisse kagaz chipkaye jaate hain

Pyar vyar tou ek bahana hai.
Aankhen milana mila lips ko milana hai..
Yehi style hai sab ashiqon ka kya kare yar.
Raj kapur ka nahi Imran Hashmi ka zamana hai

jazz menu may kushamdeed,

Mangani k liye 1 dabaye,

Shadi k liye 2 dabaye,

 
Talak k liye 3 dabaye,

Aur biwi se nijat k liye apna gala dabaye :p

Kash tum waaday nibha jaty.
Kisi surat dil maira behlaa jatay.
AGR cornetto”k paisy nhi thy to kiya hua..
5 rupay wali “KULFI” hi khila jaaty ;)

Boy- Chalo, kisi viran jagah chalte hai
Girl- Tum aesi vaisi harkat to nahi karoge?
Boy- Bilkul nahi..
Girl- To phir rehne do…

Lips Bhindi ki taraah,
Gaal Tamatar ki taraah,
Eyes Matar ki taraah,
Poora Face Gobih ki taraah,
Ya Allah Ek hi Dost diya,
Wo bhi Subji Mandi ki taraah !!!