SMS MessagesKhidki khuli zulfein bikhri
Dilne kaha dildar nikle
Par hai re meri footi kismat
Nahaya hua sardar nikla.
Funny SMS Messages Collection
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Hindi Funny SMS
Kitne aadmi the
Gabbar singh jab paida hua, to uski maa ne maar maar kar lahuluhan kar diya.
Nurse ne pucha, “Kyo maar rahi ho?”
Maa ne kaha , “Paida hote hi puch raha he kitne aadmi the”
Sirf plot kharidna hai
Makkhi ganjay k sir per jaa baithi.
Dusri makkhi ne kaha, “wah! Kya ghar mila hai tujhay”
“Pehli makkhi boli, “nahi, abhi to sirf plot kharidna hai…”
Us Bewafa Ki Yaad Me…
*Us Bewafa Ki Yaad Me Jam Hathon Me Utha Liya
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Phir Lgaya Bread Pe Aur fatafat
Khaa lia.
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<))
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Moral: Sary AASHIQ Sharabi Nai Hunday
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Pehele hi kaant liye
Sardar: He bhagwan tu mujhe 100 rupe dega to usme se 50 tujh par chadhaunga.
Kuch der baad use 50 rupe milte hai wo kehta hai:
Kya bhagwan mujh pe itna bhi bharosa nahi k pehele hi kaant liye.
Pyaar ek hi bar hota hai
Mahobbat karle, karle
Jawani bar bar nahi aati,
Pyaar ek hi bar hota hai,
Kyuki badi bimaari bar bar nahi aati.
Yeh mujhey SMS nahin karta
ALLAH ke naam pe,
MAULA ke naam pe,
Tere biwi bachon ke naam pe,
Koi mere is SMS padhne wale dost ko paisa dedo,
Yeh mujhey SMS nahin karta
Purane b chal jaien ge…
14 August aa raha hy
Main Quaid-e-Azam k photo jama kr raha hun
Plz
Ghar me jitny b
10,20,50,100,500,1000,5000
K note hen mujy bej den,purane b chal jaien ge.
Hamara bhi bank balance hota
Tajmahal ko dekh kar bola, shahjahan ka pota:
Aaj hamara bhi bank balance hota agar dada diwana na hota
Kuch ho gaya hai
Exam ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch to hua hai kuch ho gaya hai.
Exam ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab kuch alag hai, ab kuch naya hai.
Haar saal pappu fail hota hai
College ka zamane ka bhi ajeeb kheel hota hain,
Parhai ki jagha diloon ka mail hota hain,
Notes ki jagha love mail hota hai,
Is liye papu haar saal fail hota hai.
There’s trouble with the car
Preeto : There’s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor.
Banta : Water in the carburetor? That’s ridiculous.
Preeto : I tell you the car has water in the carburetor.
Banta : You don’t even know what a carburetor is. I’ll check it out. Where’s the car?
Preeto : In the pool.
100-100 ke note bichhata hoon
Woh jab chalti hai to raahon main 100-100 ke note bichhata hoon
Woh chaali jati hai tab uthaa leta hoon
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