SMS Messages1 man asked to other, “a man died while drinking a milk, tell me how this happened?”
Other man replied, “it would be poisonous milk.”
The man said, “No”.
Ok, I tell U, “abay yaar bhains uss per baith gai thi”.
Funny SMS Messages Collection
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Hindi Funny SMS
Kuch aur bhi pehena karo
Peela hai kurta, gulabi hai salwar,
Peela hai kurta, gulabi hai salwar,
Aare! Kuch aur bhi pehena karo,
Yehi to pehenti ho bar bar.
Bijali chaligayi
Jis se pyar kiya vo Delhi chaligayi,
Jis se shaadi karna chaha vo Italy chaligayi,
Kambakath jina bhi kya jina hain,
Marne gaya to bijali chaligayi.
Where do you want to go on our anniversary?
I asked my wife, “Where do you want to go on our anniversary?”
She said, “Somewhere I have never been!”
I told her, “How about the kitchen?”
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Isme kya hai
Ek chhota Baccha apni pregnant mummy se poochta hai
Baccha: Isme kya hai mummy
MUMMY: Isme Pyara Baby Hai
Baccha: BABY itna Pyara thaa to khaa kyon gayi…
You r just saying that 2 make me jealous
Lady 2 her maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason to suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary.
Kanta : I don’t believe it! you r just saying that 2 make me jealous!”
to fir aaj se tu mera bhai hai:))
Ladka bola : Dilruba
Ladki boli : Pizza khila
Ladka bola : Paise Nahi
Ladki boli : Kaise nahi
Ladka bola : Mehangayi hai
Ladki boli : To fir Aaj se tu mera bhai hai:))
Carry my cross
A husband coming home from a confession and lifts his wife and carries her on his shoulder.
Wife: Did the priest tell you to be so romantic like this?
Husband: No, he told me to carry my cross.
Shakespeare Said
Shakespeare Said If There is a Single Dollar in Your Pocket Then
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Convert it Into Pakistani Currency &
Buy a Pepsi of Rs. 65 Te 20 Rupy De Pakore v Le Lena.:)))
Kya kar rahe ho?
Wife : Kya kar rahe ho?
Man : Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife : Kitni mari?
Man : 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife : Kaise malum?
Man : Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se…
hamshakal jurwan bachay…
2 hamshakal jurwan bachay sardi k mosam me apny kamrey me bethay thay,
In me se 1 hans hans k loot poot ho raha tha or 2nd udas konay me betha kanp raha tha,
Baap ne pucha: tum itna q hans rahay ho?
Wo bola “kuch nahi papa,
aaj mama ne dono bar isi ko nehla dia hai.
“Happy Winter” “Season”>>
Kuch nahi hua tha
Year 1963
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Aug 3rd
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Evening, 07:48
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Uss waqt kuch nahi hua tha.
Chalo apna kaam karo!
Sara din sms padte rahte ho!!
Saawan ka mausam tha
Saawan ka mausam tha
Poonam ki raat thi
Mein uske paas tha
Woh mere karib thi
Phir woh mere paas aayi
Aur thodi si ghabraayi
Jab maine uska haath pakada
Toh woh thodi si sharmaayi
Usne kaha aaj hum
Aise bandhan mein bandh jaaye
Jise duniya ki
Koi taakat na tod paaye
Meri khushi ka andaaza
Lagana mushkil tha
Par iske aage jo hua
Woh batana bhi mushkil tha
Usne mera haath
Haatho mein lekar kaha
Yeh toh janam janmo
Ka bandhan hai
Phir mujhe yaad aaya
Woh Saawan ka mausam
Woh poonam ki raat
Yeh to Raksha Bandhan hai!
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