Munna bhai: Circuit ye bush aur laloo dono kya karte hai?
Circuit: Dono bhai giri karte hai ek dilli me aur ek iraq me.

JOBS Available.
If u know Anybody who is in search of some good job in pakistan u can forward this sms to him/her.
Salary
Rs: 35,000 to 55,000/month
Jobs Details:
1-Train ki headlight fuse ho gayi ha
Usk agay moambatti le kr bhagna ha.
(14seats)
2-Karachi me sahil pr samandar k pani ko wiper se wapas ander karna ha.
(45seats)
3-Bank me cashier k samny zuban nikal kr baithna ha
Takay angutha laga k note gin saky.
(120seats)
4-Khambon per charh kr taroon per geela kapra marna ha
(1000seats)
5-Ufone k tower py baith kr warid k signal rokny he
(400seats)
To Apply online visit
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Gunghat mein tujhe dekha to deewanna hua,
Sangeet ka taraana hua, shamaa ka parwana hua,
Masti ka mastaana hua,
Jaise hi gunghat uthaya iss duniya se ravana hua.

Sharaabi Santa knocks the door of his house. His wife opens the door.
Santa asks: Who r u?
Wife: How dare u forget ur wife?
Santa: Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai

Haseen tum ho to bure hum bi nahi,
mahalo mein tum ho to sadak par hum bhi nahi,
pyar karke kehte ho shaadi shuda ho,
kaan kholkar sunlo, kunware hum bhi nahi.

Khuda kare tujhe har jagah se satkar mile,
Mujh se bhi acche yaar mile,
Rakhi ko teri girlfriend, tujhe raakhi bandhe,
Aur tujhe zindagi bhar uss se behan ka pyar mile.

Husband ne at 1st night
Opened the ghungat gave rs.500 Munh dikhai,
Wife said, tum mere husband ho is liye le leti hoo
Warna main 2000 se kam nahi leti.

Bihari goes to a shop and ask : “Ye bandarva ka photu kitne ka hai re…?”

Shopkeeper : Woh photu nahi saheb “Woh to seesa hai…!”

Aqwal-e-Zarin:
3 Cheezain Jab Khatam Hojati Hain
To Bohat Takleef Hoti Hai…

1. Balance.

2. Battery.

3. SMS Package.:-)

1 memon ne arbi ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.

Arbi ne usay MERCEDES gift kardi.

Arbi ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari,

Memon ne phir khoon dia.

Ab k bar Arbi ne till waly laddu gift kiye,

Memon:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di?

Arbi:Munna.!! Ab hamarey ander bhi memono ka khoon dor raha hay:)