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Ab kaise hai?
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Funny SMS Messages Collection
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Hindi Funny SMS
Death
Lawyer: “Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?”
Witness: “By death.”
Lawyer: “And by whose death was it terminated?”
Dosti ki azeem misal!
pathan ne mobile lia tu doston ne kaha mithai khilaow!
pathan bazar gaya!
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mobile bech k mithai le aya. :
kabhi kabhi dil chahta hai
Kabhi kabhi dil chahta hai kuch asa ho jae…..
Paper ho par result na aye…….
Class ho par teacher na aye……
Bus me baithe par college na jaye…….
Picnic jae aur vapas na aye……
Hafte me 3 din ho or fir Sunday aye…….
Sote rahe din bhar…sham ko ghumne jae……
Hum bilkul na padhe aur pass ho jae……
Sab dost sath rahe or chuttiyan manae…..
Jise chahte he dil se wo apna ho jae……
Barish me bhige aur joor se gana gaye…….
Duniya bhool jaye fir bacche ban jaye…….
Bheed se dur yuhi duniya banae……
Sari jindgi bas yuhi kat jae……..
Kash ye sare sapne sach ho jae………
Kabhi kabhi dil chahta hai kuch asa ho jae.. !
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Apne ghar ki ek ek cheez ginta hon main “FARAZ”
Apne ghar ki ek ek cheez ginta hon main “FARAZ”
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IK TERY ANE SE PEHLE
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IK TERY JANE K BAAD
Aap jaisa dost aur na banaye
Hum dua karte hain khuda se,
Ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye,
Ek CARTOON jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
Kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye
Sirf ek bar kehdo
Plz sirf ek bar kehdo
Sirf ek bar..
December ki woh yaaden mujhe lota do,
Woh bhegi bhegi ratein,
Woh haseen lamhaat,
Jub tum mere bilkul qareb aakar,
Aankhon mein ankhain dalkar,
Jub tum ne..
Kaha tha!
Aande lee loo aande, garam aande!
Beh rahi hai saaf kar lo
Kya aapko
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Pata hai k aapki
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In khubsoorat
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Aur piyari si
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Aankhon
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K nichey
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Jo naak hai…
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Beh rahi hai
Saaf kar lo
The real meaning of GIRL…
The full form of GIRL:
G = Ghost
I = In
R = Real
L = Life
New underwear
What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah?
Wow! New Underwear.
A math teacher and a student
A maths teacher said to his student” If u don’t get good marks, then i’ll first differentiate you and then integrate you.”
Student replied- ” kar le jo karna hai hum to e to the power x hain”.
Miss U yaroo
Dear Jigers! Miss U yaroo
Tum dosto k bagair Life aesi hai
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Jesyyyy
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jese imran hashmi ki movie radio pe chal rahi ho……really yar :D
Mehsoos karo
Suno!
Mehsoos karo,
Badal ki Garaj,
Bijli ki chamak,
Barish ki ek ek bond,
Tum se Cheekh cheekh kar
Keh rahi hai,
**Ab toh naha lo**
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