SMS MessagesDifficult or boring papers sy students tang aa gay hain.
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Akhir kb tk ho ga ye zulm ?
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Ab humain aisy papers chahien..
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Total marks.50
Choose the best
MCQ’s,
1.Tery mast mast_____ nain.
(3,5,2)
2.______badnaam hoi darling tery ley.
muni,kaki,bachi
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3.Maa ka laadla ______gaya.
sudhar,bigr,ujar
4.Aj_____jorra pa
Saadi farmaish ty.
(Kala,Laal,Peela)
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5.Tum_____aye.
Pass,ghar,yaad
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New pattren Fwd to all teachers.
Make the paper like this.:-p
Hindi Exam SMS Messages Collection
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Hindi Funny SMS
faraz ka aakhri shair
Faraz Ka Aakhri Shair, Jo Us ne
Hospital men Ek Nurse Ko Kaha Roz
Rehti Ho Is Kafan Jaisay Libas Mein
Roz Rehti Ho Is Kafan Jaisay Libas Mein —–
Aj Kala Joraa Paaa Saadi Farmaish Tay
Millat ka paasban hai…
Girl to boy:
“Khuwahish hai tumse milne ki
per ho mumkin kis tarah,
Na sheher me hai aman
na mehfuz koi jagah”
Boy:
Quaid k Mzaar pe chali aao
be-dharak meri jan, kyun k
Millat ka paasban hai
Mohammad Ali Jinnah :-
Happy 14 Augast
koi masly wali baat nhi hai…
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(( KhoL kr
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Agr 5 m¡Ñte Ma¡ ko¡ SmS Ñhi Aaya
to?
to?
Thori dair baad kr dena,
koi masly wali baat nhi hai ;-)
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jAAN nikal jati hai
Math Teacher..1 me 2 Dalain Tu kya Hota hy?
Girl:-
miss yeh to ap ka hi hosla he hmari to 1 se hi jaan nikal jati he..!
HUM Kahan Ja Rahay Hain
Girl-HUM Kahan Ja Rahay Hain?
Boy-Long Drive Per.
Girl-Wow.. Pehlay Kyun Nahi Bataya.
Boy-Mujhay Bhi Abhi Pata Chala Hay
Girl:Kaisay BoY:Break Nahi lag rahi
Aap ke ghar zaroor aayenge
Aap ke ghar hum zaroor aayenge,
Har pal aayenge,
Har waqt aayenge,
Din bhar aayenge,
Aur
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Bell bajakar bhag jayengey…
Truck number bhi likha hai
2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.
Sardar1 : Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case.
Sardar2: Aaho, truck number bhi likha hai.
BC-1760!!
Do glass ki kahani
Santa soote waqt
Do glass rakhte hai,
Ek mein paani sur ek
Khaali why?
Socho?
Kyunki pyas lag bhi sakti
Hai aur nahi bhi.
Mere papa bahut darpok hain
Santa child – mere papa bahut darpok hain.
Banta child – how?
Santa child – jab bhi road cross karten hain, meri ungli pakad lete hain !
Good for health
GIRLFRIEND is like “PANIPURI” always tasty,
LOVER is like PIZZA hot n spicy,
WIFE is like VARAN BHAAT no other option but good for Health.
Sirf plot kharidna hai
Makkhi ganjay k sir per jaa baithi.
Dusri makkhi ne kaha, “wah! Kya ghar mila hai tujhay”
“Pehli makkhi boli, “nahi, abhi to sirf plot kharidna hai…”
message sending fail
Pathan to his pathan friend
Yar abu Ka Msg Aya Hy K ghr ao
Kia kru?
Dost !
Message sending fail likh kr bhej de
Pathan ne aisa hi kia.
Or reply aaya.
“Ok”
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