!!!!!!!!!….Bakwaaas Status …….!!!!!!!!!..

Teacher :
Ager 1 Aam k Darakht per 10 Kelay Lagy hain aur un main se 7 Amrud Torh liye Tu Kitnay Kharboozay bachy ???

Student :
Sir 9 Hathi

Teacher :
Wah!!!! Tmhay Kesay pata chala???

Student :
Sir Kyun k main Aaj Tiffin main Gobhi ki Sabzi laaya hoon…

Moral :
Rozana Brush Karo Warna Petrol Mehanga Hojaaaye Ga …… :) :D :P

1 chooha bari tezi se jungle se bahar bhag raha tha
k kisi ne us se pucha k kahan bhagay ja rahay ho
Choohay ne bari jaldi se idhar udhar dekhtay hoye kaha
jungle me sb mere peeche par gaye hain
unhe lagta hai mjhe pta hai. . .
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Kisne kaha tha k Pepsi pe 5 rupe kum krdo ;-

Donoo he dosroun ke achay lagty hai.
Donoo he naey achay lagty hai.
Donoo ko charge karna parta hai.

Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha,
Har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aaya hai.

A SAD LOVE STORY. .

1 larkay ko apni classfellow se pyar hogya
usne usay propose kiya lekin larki ne inkar
kr diya or teacher ko shikayt kar di.
Teacher ne danta or 1 week k liye class se nikal diya
jb larka 1 haftay baad wapis class mein gya tou larki
ko us se love hogya larki ne uski kitab pe likha
“i m sorry & i love u too.” larkay ne koi response na
diya esi tarah 4 saal guzar gye..

Moral:
LARKAY KBI KITAB NI KHOLTAY;-)

Larki:
Aaj se Hmara
Rishta khtm
Hm ek dosry ko
Sary Gift Wapis krte hen.
Larka:
Thek hy Easy
Load se Shuru krte hen.
Larki:
Allaaaah Mazak kr rhi thi
pagal.

Ek Larki Dupatta Rangwane Gayi.

Larka:
Baji Is Ko Kesa Rang Dun ..?

Larki:
Is ko Kaisa Rang Dun Ke Na Safed Ho Na Kala
Na Laal Ho Na Gulabi
Na Peela Ho Na Narangi
Na Neela Ho Na Aasmani
Na Jamni Ho Na Harra Ho.

Aur Haan Mein Ye Kab Lene Aaon ..?

Larka:
Tab Aana Jab Na Hafta Ho HaItwar
Na Peer Ho Na Mangal
Na Budh Ho Na Jumeraat
Aur Na Jumma Ho..

Yaad Se Le Jana Baji. :D

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya, Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,

Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya, Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai*:)

Teri zindagi mein kabhi ghum na ho
Teri aankhe kabhi gam na ho
Meri dua hai ke mile tujhe ek smart si dulhan
Jiska wieght 150 Kg. se Kam na ho!

Jis se pyar kiya vo Delhi chaligayi,
Jis se shaadi karna chaha vo Italy chaligayi,
Kambakath jina bhi kya jina hain,
Marne gaya to bijali chaligayi.

:: FARaZ apni Begum se:

Hata Lo Apne Chehre Se Ye Zulfein
Ae JAAN-E-FARAZ
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Agli Baar Khaanay Main Baal Aya To Ganja Kar Donga.