SMS MessagesEk aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha. Achanak bijli chamki, badal garje, jor se barish start ho gayi.
Dukhi aadmi: Lagta hai pahunch gayi.
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Hindi Funny SMS
1 press reporter hospital mein
1 press reporter hospital mein ek zakhmi ka interview kar raha tha…
“Aap kese zakhmi hue?”
ZAKHMI: “Main sarak se guzar raha tha k aik dam zara fasley pe bomb gira…”,
Reporter: “Kya wo phat gaya tha?”
Zakhmi (Ghussey se):
Nahi… Wo reeng kar mere qareeb aaya aur muje kaat liya…..”
Ghar wali ko bhi chod dunga
Tere liye chand kya
Sitaro ko bhi tod dunga
Tu sadhi ke liye ha kaho
Ghar walo ko kya
Ghar wali ko bhi chod dunga
Saala chakkar kya hai!
When U feel that nobody loves U
nobody cares 4 u
& everyone is ignoring U,n hating U,
U should ask Urself..
Saala Chakkar kya hai!
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Whats the Coolest Thing;
Whats the Coolest Thing;
About an Examination Hall??
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Its The Only Place Where;
Boys can Openly Say to a Girl:
“KUCH TO DIKHA DO..”
Do you want to hear a dirty joke?
Do you want to hear a dirty joke?
Ok
A white horse fell in the mud
Aapke bina
Bhagwan ke bina mandir adhoora hai,
Dosti ke bina jeevan adhoora hai,
Patni ke bina ghar adhoora hai,
Aur aapke bina circus adhoora hai
Khaane mein kya hai?
Pati-Patni mein ladai ho gayi. Pati ghar se chala gaya. Raat ko phone karta hai.
Pati: Khaane mein kya hai??
Patni: Zehar!!
Pati: Tum khaa lena main der se aaunga..
Sardar on an interview
A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question:
Interviewer : Who Killed Gandhi Gee?
Sardar : Thanks for giving me the job I”ll investigate.
Mohabbat ka natija
Na main shayar hoon, na shayar ka bhatija
Hoon zaroor, magar,
Apne ma-baap ke mohabbat ka nathija
What is oxford
Q: What is ford?
Sardar: Gaddi.
Q: What is oxford?
Sardar: Its so simple yaar, bail gaddi.
Bartan lelo bartan
Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
Latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan lelo bartan
The most outstanding object
Human brain is the most outstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hrs a day, 365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
And stop only when we enter the examination hall.
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