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Hindi Funny SMS Messages Collection
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Hindi Funny SMS
Ladki
Yeh ladki…
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Uffff…
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Ya allah…
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ItnI sundar…
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Haye…
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ItnI smart…
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Oye hoye…
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ItnI mast…
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Haye main mar janwan…
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ItnI cute…
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Itni IntellIgent…
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ItnI lovable…
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Aur kItnI sweet hai….
“STATUARY WARNING: Iss msg ke sabhi shabd kalpnik hai. Inka wastwik duniya se koi sambandh nahi hai. Kripya aisi chizon par dhyan na dein.”
Ikhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau ko
Ikhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau ko tarranume numayish se aghaa
dena…
Jo iska matlab samajh aaye to please mujhe bhi bata
dena…..
I am a fungi
A mushroom walks into the bar and says to the bartender, “Hey , could I get a beer please”
The bartender looks at him shacking his head and say “No, we don’t serve food here”
The mushroom says “Why not? I’m a Fungi!”
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Wireless network
American: Hamre yaha khudai ki to jamin se purane jamane ki pipe line aur tar mile.
It means hamare yaha pahele se telephone ground network use karte the.
To fir Indian bola: Yaar hamare yaha khudai to ki magar jamin se kuch nahi nikla.
It means hamare yaha wireless network pahele se hi use me tha.
Sardar watching star TV
Sardar watching star tv, bichme advertise aaya,
“aap dekh rahe hai star tv”
Sardar bola, in tv walo ko kaise pata chala ke mai star tv dekh raha hun…
An Arabic baby-sitter
Why did Saddam Hussein attack Kuwait?
– He had an Arabic baby-sitter, who always used to say ‘KEEP QUWAIT’ ‘KEEP QUWAIT’.
Unki dewangi
Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai,
unke aane ki aas lagti hai ,
unki dewangi mein hum ho gaye itne dewane,
Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai
1 Admi k Pas 10 inch ka Ghora tha
1 Admi k Pas 10 inch ka Ghora tha.
Dost ne Pocha k ye kahan se lia hai?
Wo bola k Pahar k pas 1 baba betha hai us se jo mango daita hai,
lekin itna khayal rahy k wo ooncha sunta hai.
Dost baba k pas Gya aur bola baba ji Mujhe HEERAY ki Bori do.
Baba ne kuch parha to bori aa gai;
wo le kr jb neechay aaya to us main KHEERAY thay.
Us ne dost ko btaya k yar main ne to Heeray mangay thay Magar ye to Kheeray hain.
Dost ne jwab dia k ‘Tumhain btaya to tha k baba ooncha sunta hai;
Ab tujhy kia lgta hai k main ne 10 inch ka GHORA manga tha??
Khushi K Lamhy….
KHUSHI k lamhy kis qadar mukhtasit hoty hai……
….Faraz…..
Abhi pankha chalaya hi ta k LIGHT chali gai…..!!!;-)
Aik din aisa hadsa huwa k…
Aik din aisa hadsa huwa k..
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Kia btaon..
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Allah muaaf kare..
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Toba toba..
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”Aap k number se b msg agaya’.;-)
Lo Dasso!
Kyun shaadi karta hai
Aadmi shaadi kyun karta hai?
Takee woh marne ke baad agar Swarg jaye toh achcha feel kare aur agar Nark jaye to homely feel kare…
ApKa Kya Hoga Janab-e-Aaliii…
Ek 3 Saal Ka Bacha Khatna Karwane K Liye Doctor K Clinic Me Wait Kar Raha Tha..
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UsKe Barabar Me Ek Bara Aadmi Ittefaq Se Beth Gaya
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To Bacha UnKo Dekh Kar Gana Gane Laga
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“ApNi To Jese Tayse
Thori Aise Ya Wayse
Kut Jaye Giii………
ApKa Kya Hoga Janab-e-Aaliii.:-D
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