SMS MessagesMurgha Murghi Se:
I Love U Jaan-e-Man,
Tumhare Lye Kuch B Kr Sakta Hoon
Murghi,
Haye Allah.!
Sachi ?
Murgha,
Teri ksm
Murghi,
Chal Phir aj tu Anda de.
Hindi Funny SMS Messages Collection
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Hindi Funny SMS
Tum sa koi dushara
Tum sa koi dusara zameen par hua to rab se sikayat hogi….
Ek to jhella nahi jata dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!
What is oxford
Q: What is ford?
Sardar: Gaddi.
Q: What is oxford?
Sardar: Its so simple yaar, bail gaddi.
Aik thi billi
Aik thi billi
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Bus aik hi thi jo ap ko send kr di hai…!
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Woh mujhse bhi pyar karti hai
Mat kar dost apni girl friend se itni mohabbat,
Woh aankhon se war karti hai,
Maine dekha hai uski aankhon me,
Woh mujhse bhi pyar karti hai
Aaj se tu mera bhai hai
Ladka bola ……. Dilruba
Ladki boli ……. Pizza khila
Ladka bola ……. Paise nahi
Ladki boli ……. Aise nahi
Ladka bola ……. Mahngai hai
Ladki boli ……. Aaj se tu mera bhai hai.
lekin ye to SEX book hay…
Bacha: Dada ji aap konsi book parh rahy hain?
Dada: beta purany qisson ki book hay
Bacha: lekin ye to SEX book hay
Dada: merey liye to puranay qissy hi hain na!
tum barey ho k kia karo gey!
Teacher: tum barey ho k kia karo gay?
Student: shadi
T: maira matlab hay kya banogay?
S: Dulha
T:I mean bary ho k kia hasil karo gay?
S: dulhan
T: Idiot! maira matlab bary ho k ammi abbu k lye kia karo gay?
S: bahu laon ga
T: Stupid tumhary papa tum se kia chahtey hain?
S: Pota
T: tumhari zindagi ka kia maqsad hay
S: Shadi ;)
Paani mein kuch gadbad hai
Paani mein Whiskey milao toh nasha chadta hai,
Paani mein Rum milao toh nasha chadta hai,
Paani mein Brandy milao toh nasha chadta hai,
Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai.
Lips Bhindi ki taraah
Lips Bhindi ki taraah,
Gaal Tamatar ki taraah,
Eyes Matar ki taraah,
Poora Face Gobih ki taraah,
Ya Allah Ek hi Dost diya,
Wo bhi Subji Mandi ki taraah !!!
Who is the Ravan
Ravan had 20 eyes but he sighted only one woman…
You have only 2 eyes but you sight every woman…
Now who is Ravan?
We have to learn telegu
One day a sardarji talking with his friend…
Sardarji: We have to learn telugu within 6 months or we will not be able to communicate with my child.
Friend: Is it! Why?
Sardarji: We have adopted a telugu child and it will start to speak after 6 months.
Prince charles and sardarji
Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner.
Prince Charles: “Pass the Wine you Divine”
Sardar thinks “how poetic”
Sardar: “Pass the custard you bastard”.
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