Bihar ki gali main paan ki dukan,
Devdas ne dekhi paro ki muskan,
Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan,
Khake paan paro boli shukriya bhai jaan.

Aapki ek baat hume bahut pasand hai
Ap jab bhi koi kaam kerte hain
Dil lagaker karte hain
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Dimag to aapke paas hai hi nahi.

Woh to aaj bhi hamein dekh kar muskurate hain
Par unke bachche bade kameene hain
Jo hamein mama, mama kah kar bulate hain

My nights are becoming sleepless,
My days r becoming restless.
So i asked god,”Is this love?”
God said,”Idiot…Garmi shuru ho gayi!”

Naukrani: Malkin aap udaas kyon hain?
Malkin: Tumhare sahab apne office ki kisi ladki se pyaar karte hai.
Naukrani: Nahin, sahab mujhe dhokha nahin de sakte.

Newton ne apple girte hue dekha aur gravity ka pata lagaya.
Salla kutta jhoot bolta hai!
25 saal se hagta tha to kya goo upar jata tha?