Accident took place. Crowd gathered.
Sardar reporter couldnt get in. Clever Santa Singh cried Mera bapu.
Crowd made way for him but it was a donkeys accident.

Plumber:- Sir pipe naya laga dia hai aur bill Rs.700/- ho gaya.

Engineer:- Are itna tu main engineer ho ke bhi nahin kamata

Plumber:- Main bhi nahi kamata tha jab engineer tha!!

Father Asked Him: Yeh kya hai?

Santa Replies: Teacher ke paas stars khatam ho gaye thay iss liye unhone mujhe aande de diye.

Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?
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A: Because it was an entrance exam.

Ek American nai ek Swami se bola,
Hamare yaha shaadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai.

Is par Swami bola kamal hai,
Hamare yaha to sirf female se hoti hai.

Mere dil mein aaj kya hai
Wohi apne jo is dil mein pehle se hi the.
Aur iss dil mein marte dam tak rahenge.

Are main tumhare nahi
Apne Tricuspid, Mitral, Pulmonary aur
A-V valves k baat kar raha hoon..