Funny SMS Messages Collection

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Hindi Funny SMS

Bakwaas Status

!!!!!!!!!….Bakwaaas Status …….!!!!!!!!!..

Teacher :
Ager 1 Aam k Darakht per 10 Kelay Lagy hain aur un main se 7 Amrud Torh liye Tu Kitnay Kharboozay bachy ???

Student :
Sir 9 Hathi

Teacher :
Wah!!!! Tmhay Kesay pata chala???

Student :
Sir Kyun k main Aaj Tiffin main Gobhi ki Sabzi laaya hoon…

Moral :
Rozana Brush Karo Warna Petrol Mehanga Hojaaaye Ga …… :) :D :P

Kisne kaha tha k Pepsi pe 5 rupe kum krdo…

1 chooha bari tezi se jungle se bahar bhag raha tha
k kisi ne us se pucha k kahan bhagay ja rahay ho
Choohay ne bari jaldi se idhar udhar dekhtay hoye kaha
jungle me sb mere peeche par gaye hain
unhe lagta hai mjhe pta hai. . .
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Kisne kaha tha k Pepsi pe 5 rupe kum krdo ;-


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Larkay Kbi Kitab Nai Kholtay….

A SAD LOVE STORY. .

1 larkay ko apni classfellow se pyar hogya
usne usay propose kiya lekin larki ne inkar
kr diya or teacher ko shikayt kar di.
Teacher ne danta or 1 week k liye class se nikal diya
jb larka 1 haftay baad wapis class mein gya tou larki
ko us se love hogya larki ne uski kitab pe likha
“i m sorry & i love u too.” larkay ne koi response na
diya esi tarah 4 saal guzar gye..

Moral:
LARKAY KBI KITAB NI KHOLTAY;-)

Yaad Se Le Jana Baji

Ek Larki Dupatta Rangwane Gayi.

Larka:
Baji Is Ko Kesa Rang Dun ..?

Larki:
Is ko Kaisa Rang Dun Ke Na Safed Ho Na Kala
Na Laal Ho Na Gulabi
Na Peela Ho Na Narangi
Na Neela Ho Na Aasmani
Na Jamni Ho Na Harra Ho.

Aur Haan Mein Ye Kab Lene Aaon ..?

Larka:
Tab Aana Jab Na Hafta Ho HaItwar
Na Peer Ho Na Mangal
Na Budh Ho Na Jumeraat
Aur Na Jumma Ho..

Yaad Se Le Jana Baji. :D

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