SMS MessagesInterviewer to Millionaire : To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?”
Millionaire : “I owe everything to my wife.”
Interviewer : “Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer : “What were you before you married her?”
Millionaire : “A Billionaire”
Funny SMS Messages Collection
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Hindi Funny SMS
Haven’t you ever heard of dry cleaning
Jeeto : What are you doing?
Santa : Washing myself, of course
Preeto : Without soap and water?
Santa : Haven’t you ever heard of dry cleaning.
Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi
Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!
Ushe kaminapan kehte hein
Pyar ek bar ho to ushe bholapan kehte hein,
Agar wo do bar ho to ushe apnapan kehte hein,
Teen bar ho to ushe deewanapan kehte hein,
Aur agar bar bar ho ushe kaminapan kehte hein.
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“B.Com final year”
A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her.
Girl : “STUPID what r u doing?”
Sardar : “B.Com final year”
Change dialy
Beauty is not how you look,
It is not how handsome u r,
It is not ur figure too…
Beauty is the inner self,
So change ur underwear daily.
Thanks for the warning!
A girl says to her boyfriend, One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.
The guy says, thanks for the warning!
Difference between Mother & Wife?
– What is the difference between Mother & Wife?
– One woman brings U into this world crying…
And the other ensures U continue to do so.
Unki dewangi
Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai,
unke aane ki aas lagti hai ,
unki dewangi mein hum ho gaye itne dewane,
Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai
Imraan Hasmi’s story
Imraan Hashmi Ne Apni Girlfriend Ko Pehle Apna AASHIQ BANAYA.
Phir Usne CHOCOLATE Main ZEHER Milakar Uska MURDER Karvaya.
Girlfriend Ne Uske AKSAR Khwaab Me Aakar Kaha TUM SA NAHI DEKHA
Toh Imraan Hashmi Ne Kaha Is KALYUG Me JAWANI DIWANI Hai.
meri Biwi bahut pareshan karti hay
Husband:
Malang Baba meri Biwi bahut pareshan karti hay us ka koi hull batao.
Malang:- Beta Agar Bivi ka koi Hul hota to aaj main malang na hota???;-*)
Pay ur Electricity bill
When your life is in darkness pray to God ask him to free u from darkness
And after you pray if you are still in darkness,
Please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL
Isko kehte hain…
Isko kehte hain…
Khali sms…. :)
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