Din ko neend nahi aati
Rat ko chain nahi aata
Maine dil se pocha kiya yeh pyar hai???
Dil bola…Nahi aj kal load shedding ki waja se sabka yehi hal hai…
Girlzs b4 going 2 party….
“Yar, jald baazi me kuch kia hi ni, aise hi uth kar aa gayi..=pp
Boys b4 going 2 party ask each other…
“Bhai tu naha k aega kya?”=p
l /l\ phaansi
Isi ny kaha tha pepsi per 5 rupy kaam kr do… Phansi day di .:-
KHUSH HO JAO SB
Hi, what’s up… listen can I get a picture of yours?
The thing is that I have started a new hobby of collecting photographs of natural disasters!
NAWAZ:Tujhe swimming ati hy
NAWAZ:Tere se to kuttay achay hain
ZARDARI:Tujhe swiming ati hy
ZARDARI:tujh me or kutton me kya farq hy ?.;-)
One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile.
The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message.
He was angrier and called to rani.
She told stupid, “That was a missed call”.
Interviewer : Imagine, in a closed room, how can you escape if it caught fire?
Sardar: Simple, Stop imagining.