A 3-legged dog walks into a club in the Old West.

He slides up to the bar and says, “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.”

Q: Why are Egyptian’s Children always confused?

A: Because after death, their daddy becomes the mummy.

When I go wrong,
I need ur hand 2 correct,
When emotions bust out,
I need ur hand 2 catch,
wen I win,
I need ur hand 2 pat.
In short: Yeh Haath Mujhe De De Thakur

Manager: When do u buy this scooty.

Staff: Yesterday when I was standing in the bus station at night a girl came in scooty, stopped in front of me and said sit and took me in the dark place where she took of her clothes and said take whatever u want. I took the scooty what can I do with her clothes.

Ravan decides to apologize to Ram.
Ram opens the door.
Ravan blankly stares at Ram & can you guess what he is thinking?
Sala kiss moonh se maafi maangu.

Hindustani dog ki 3 khas pehchan hoti hai:-

1)Haddi mili nahi ke chatna shuru
2)Khamba dikha nahi ke mutna shuru
3)Ghanti baji nahi ke sms padna shuru

What did the kangaroo say when she found her baby missing?
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Ans: Aaila! Kisne mera pocket maar liya?

Mil giya Oye mil gaya,
Oye oye mil giya,
Oho mil giya,
Ballay Ballay…
Mil he giya,
Aaj to mil he giya,
Yeh sms phadne wala ek aur bewqoof mil gaya!!!