Latest SMS Messages Collection

Dil banane wale iss dil ko kaanch ka banaya hota,
Isse todne wale ke haath par zakhm toh aaya hota,
Jab bhi dekhte woh apne haath ko,
Na chahkar bhi unhe hamara khayal toh aaya hota.

March 19, 2019 njm

Funny SMS, Hindi Funny SMS

Hindustani doggi

Hindustani dog ki 3 khas pehchan hoti hai:-

1)Haddi mili nahi ke chatna shuru
2)Khamba dikha nahi ke mutna shuru
3)Ghanti baji nahi ke sms padna shuru

March 19, 2019 njm

Love SMS

Love is blind

Love is self giving,
Offering trust,
Faith and loyality,
Though it is blind..
But very kind..

March 19, 2019 njm

Miss You SMS

Hum bhool chuke they

Barsaat ki bheegi raaton mein phir koi suhaani yaad ayi
Kuch apne jamana yaad aaya kuch unki jawani yaad aayi
Hum bhool chuke they jisne hume duniya mai akela chor diya
Jab gaur kiya tau ek surat jaani pehchaani yaad aayi..

March 19, 2019 njm

Miss You SMS

Cant replace a single u

There are 6 billion people
around the World. I don’t
know why I’m messaging u ?
Maybe bcoz 5,999,999,999
Can’t replace a single U.

March 19, 2019 njm

Hindi Funny SMS

Baahar ki cheez mat khana

Sardarji order dosa an eat only masala, then he order samosa
And eat only aloo, why?

Coz doctor has advised him “baahar ki cheez mat khana”

March 19, 2019 njm

Funny SMS, Short SMS

Boil oil

Que: How can we boil oil ?
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Ans: Very simple
By adding B to it.

March 19, 2019 njm

Hindi Poetry SMS

Har shaks wafadar nahi hota

Yun toh har patthar chamakdar nahi hota,
Yun toh har shaks wafadar nahi hota,
Phool khilten hai gulshan mein hazaron,
Yun toh har phool khusbudar nahi hota,
Milne ko mil jate hai, duniya me log hazaron,
Par har kisi se toh pyaar nahi hota.

March 19, 2019 njm