SMS MessagesYeh duniya 1 chota sa khuwab hai.
Jiyo apni zindagi aise,
jaise ji raha gulab hai.
Reh kar sath aap kaanto k bhi,
muskurao hamesha jaise muskurata gulab hai.
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hum ab kunware achay nahi lagt
Din me Chand Sitare Achay Nahi Lgte,
Ab Dunya K Ye Nzare Ache Nahi Lgte,
Koi Jaa Kar Hmare AMMI ABBU se Keh Day,
K HUM Ab Kunware Achay Nahi Lagte.
kabi nafrat kabi dil dukhaty hain log
kabi nafrat kabi dil dukhaty hain log.
malom nahi kya chahty hai log.
hamien to dushmano pr b taras aata hai .
najany aapno ko kaisy sataty hain log
good luck
A successful man is one who can lay a firm
foundation with the bricks that
others throw at him. Good luck
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Formulas must be on finger tips
Examiner : why you wrote the formula in your hand.
Student : Because my master told me that:
“Formulas must be on finger tips. :P
Jb kOi Bat Bigr Jaye
Jb kOi Bat Bigr Jaye,
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Jab kOi Mushkil Par Jaye,
tO,
tO,
tO,
,, ??? (“.)<))> JL
tO Me Kya KrOon?
“KAM KYUN KRTY HO AYSY ;-)
Speak in english please
Lady to Dr : Mera beta motorcycle se gir gaya.
Dr. : I don’t know hindi, please talk in English.
Lady : Sir I no speak English.
Dr. : Try please.
Lady: My londa gironda from hero honda.
Dost ek aaina hai armaano ke liye
Dost ek saahil hai tufaano ke liye,
Dost ek aaina hai armaano ke liye,
Dost ek mehfil hai anjaano ke liye,
Dosti ek khawaahish hai aap jaise dost ko paane ke liye !!
Barbaad wafa ka afsana
Barbaad wafa ka afsana,
Hum kiss se kahen aur kaise kahen,
Khamosh hai lab aur duniya ko,
Ashqon ki zuban malum nahi,
Dil shola-e-gham se khaak hua,
Ya aag lagi armaano mein,
Kya cheez jali kyu seene se,
Uthta hai dhuan malum nahi.
Teri aankhe jhuki jhuki
Teri aankhe jhuki jhuki
Tera chehra khila khila
Jab tere chehre par haath ghumaya
Toh aadha kilo fair & lovely mila.
Mere baap to bahut hai par…
Sardar gifted a card 2 his dad
On his birthday with a sher
“Phool bahut hai par gulab jaisa koi nahi
Mere baap to bahut hai par, aap jaisa koi nahi”
Pehele hi kaant liye
Sardar: He bhagwan tu mujhe 100 rupe dega to usme se 50 tujh par chadhaunga.
Kuch der baad use 50 rupe milte hai wo kehta hai:
Kya bhagwan mujh pe itna bhi bharosa nahi k pehele hi kaant liye.
Marna hai maro apne watan ke liye
Marna hai maro apne watan ke liye
Kyu marte ho ek raat ki dulhan ke liye
Yakeen na ho toh dil mein jhanko ek dafa
Kisi aashiq ki laash padi hai ek kafan ke liye
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