Latest SMS Messages Collection

Latest SMS Messages collection for texting your friends, near and dear ones!

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If animal have Fb..

If animal have Fb..
these are most likely to b their status

Cockroach: Managed to skip from some1,s foot step .. man, i lead a dangerous life style =p
Cat: My 7th child is asking who is her father ..what should i tell her ?? i don,t even remember..:D
Chicken :If tomorrow i m not updating my status .means i m being served at KFC..!love u all ?
Octopus :i have just refilled my ink hurry !!^_^…
Pig:Oh gosh they throw the gossip dat i m spreading the flue.. WTh..
Goat: friends.. don,t go out ,eid holiday is coming :'(
Pig writes a comment on goat,s status “lucky i m haram ” | 4 likes |
Goat replied : “don,t u remember dat after eid .. da Chinese new year ..?? | 11 likes


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Hamari dua hai

Dua hai Ki Kamyabi ke har sikhar per aap ka naam hoga,
Aapke har kadam per duniya ka salaam hoga,
Himmat se mushkilon ka saamna karna,
Hamari dua hai ki waqt bhi ek din aapka gulam hoga.

Happy Birthday

What is X

X is impossible for god,
X is above god,
if we eat X we will die,
X is more important than love.

What is X ?
Reply soon if u are genius.











Ans=NOTHING
Put nothing in place of X and read again.

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