SMS Messagestamam muslim brothers and sisters
ko meri aur pure team ke traf sa sub
ko happy birth day to you’
Latest SMS Messages Collection
Latest SMS Messages collection for texting your friends, near and dear ones!
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Andaaz-e-Muhabat
‘Aya nhi wo lab pe abhi raaz-e-Mohabbat Shayari,
Goonj uthi hr traf saaz-e-muhabat,
Dil torte bhi hen humen chahte bhi hen,
Ab tak smajh na paye hum ye andaaz-e-muhabat?!’
4chezain apko preshan or bemar krti han…
HAZRAT MUHAMMAD (S.A.W) nay frmaya:
4chezain apko preshan or bemar krti han
1:ziada Baten krna
2:ziada sona
3:ziada khana
4:ziada logo sy mail-jol
4chezein apko khatam krti hain
1:preshani
2:Gham
3:Bhook
4:Late Sona
Is Saal Rozay Rakho Gey…
Wife: Is Saal Rozay Rakho Gey?
Husband: Nahi
Wife: Aur Taravi Parhoge?
Husband: Mushkil Hai
Wife: Aur Aftaari Karoge?
Husband: Han! Ab itna Bhi Kafir Nahi Hn
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Rehti hai tasvir yaar ki
Yeh dil hai na koi khilona hai,
Rehti hai sirf tasvir yaar ki,
Na koi aur reh paya hai isme,
Pyaar se bhara iska kona kona hai.
Khopri istemal karo
Ek Pathan ka sir phat gaya
Pathan se Dr. ne poocha:- “Khan sahab kya hua?”
Khan: Hum patthar se keel thok rahe thay, Hum ko ek admi bola khan apna khopri istemal karo!
Aapko milae Zindagi ki har khushi
Aapki Zindagi mein kabhi koi gam na ho
Aapki Aankhe kabhi nam na ho
Aapko mile Zindagi ki har khushi
Bhalehi uss khushi mein hum na ho.
Road par bheek mang rahe hote
True thought:- Zara socho agar sms receive karne ke paise lagte to kya hota?
Guess, Aaj tum meri wajha se road par bheek mang rahe hote.
Tere bhi marne ka intazaam ho
Khuda kare ke tujhe bhi kisse se pyaar ho
May to mar raha ho, tere bhi marne ka intazaam ho.
An Arabic baby-sitter
Why did Saddam Hussein attack Kuwait?
– He had an Arabic baby-sitter, who always used to say ‘KEEP QUWAIT’ ‘KEEP QUWAIT’.
Banta to his new bride
“Darling,” said Banta to his new bride, Preeto, “Now that we are married, do you think you will be able to live on my small income?”
“Of course, dearest, no trouble,” she replied. “But what will you live on?”
Dil kahta hain ki pathar pe likhu
Dil kahta hain ki pathar pe likhu i miss you,
Or wo pathar tumhare ser pe de maru,
Taki tum he pata chale ki,
Tumhari yaad kitna dard deti hai.
I wanted to put something
I wanted to put something
incredibly beautiful,
sweet,
nice,
sensitive,
erotic
and
funny
on you screen, but unfortunately I do not fit on it.
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