Assalam-o-alaikum

Aj ki taza khabar

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News paper main hai perhlo..
Allahhafiz :)

Waise to ap k saray hi kam ultay hotay hain,

bas ek mobile hi hai jo ap sidha pakarte hain.

Aj zara is mobile ko bhi ulta pakrain aur ye parhain

6u!l!ws d33>l

n ss!w I

Sheikh ka 1 rupiya chatt se gir gaya,

sheikh neeche pohncha to rupiya nahe mila

kion??

sheikh rupiay se pehley pohnch gaya tha!:-D

Kya lekar aye thay?
kya lekar jaoge …?

mujhe sms nahi kar k kitne paise bachao ge,

itne paise bacha kar kya..

MOBILE MAIN CNG LAGWAO G

One day a girl asked Molvi,?
Can i Kiss a Boy?
Molvi Replay,?Naozbillah?
Girl,?Can i Kiss a Man?
Molve Replay,?Astagfirullah?
Girl,?Can i Kiss you?
Molvi,?Jee Bismillah?

Deedar ki Talab Hai To Nazrain Jamaye Rakh
GHALiB
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Parda Ho Ya Naqaab Sirakta Zaroor Hai.
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M0ral:
Ghalib b koi thek Bnda Nhi Tha
Imran hashmi tha apny time ka. ;-)

Ishq Ka Jis Ko Bhi Khuab Ajata Hai…

Waqt Samjho uska Kharab Aajata Hai…

Mehboob Aaye Ya Na Aaye Janaab…

Taaray Gin Gin K Hisaab Aajata Hai…!

Din me Chand Sitare Achay Nahi Lgte,

Ab Dunya K Ye Nzare Ache Nahi Lgte,

Koi Jaa Kar Hmare AMMI ABBU se Keh Day,

K HUM Ab Kunware Achay Nahi Lagte.

“Bachpan ki Wo Ameeri Na Jaaney kahan Kho Gayi….
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