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Waqt Samjho uska Kharab Aajata Hai…
Mehboob Aaye Ya Na Aaye Janaab…
Taaray Gin Gin K Hisaab Aajata Hai…!
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tuhfa daitey raha karo
¤Tohfa¤
Nabi karim (S.A.W) majlis main wa’aiz farma rahay thay.
K tum log 1 doosrey ko tuhfa daitey raha karo.
1 Shakhs ney poocha k ya Rasulallah (S.A.W) ager kisi k pas tuhfa na ho to?
Hazoor(S.A.W) ney frmaya:
“kya tum kisi ko apni muskurahat b nahi dey saktey” (SUBHANALLAH.)
Ek to ap sharmate buhat ho..
Ek to ap sharmate buhat ho..
Agar bat kare koi to itrate buhat ho..
dil chahta hai k koi sms na karon
per suna hy sms parhne k bad muskurate buhat ho. .
deedar ki talab hai to nazrain jamaye rakh
Deedar ki Talab Hai To Nazrain Jamaye Rakh
GHALiB
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Parda Ho Ya Naqaab Sirakta Zaroor Hai.
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M0ral:
Ghalib b koi thek Bnda Nhi Tha
Imran hashmi tha apny time ka. ;-)
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1 kitab ki jild reh gyi hai
Biwi shohr se
apko mera bnaya hua HALWA pasnd nhi aya?
Bachy to 3 palaitein kha chuky hain
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Andr se Aawaz ai mama 1 or palate dena 1 kitab ki jild reh gyi hai
wo pyar karne k
BV:
Janu tum mujhe wese piyar nahi karte
jese Shahrukh Khan Kajol se film me karta hy!
Husband:Wo Pyar karne k 12 crore leta hy
tere Baap ne kabi 200 nahi diye
one day a girl asked Molvi?
One day a girl asked Molvi,?
Can i Kiss a Boy?
Molvi Replay,?Naozbillah?
Girl,?Can i Kiss a Man?
Molve Replay,?Astagfirullah?
Girl,?Can i Kiss you?
Molvi,?Jee Bismillah?
art of living
Living in Favorable & Non-Favorable situation is
“PART OF LIVING” bt Smiling in all those Situations is called
“ART OF LIVING”
Make dat Art Part of yor lyf..:-)
wo ameeri na jaaney kahan kho gayi
“Bachpan ki Wo Ameeri Na Jaaney kahan Kho Gayi….
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Jab Paani Main Humare Bhi Jahaz Chala karte They ;)
Jitna koi gehra gum deta hai
Sab se ghul mil jane ki aadat hai hame,
Apne alag pehchan banane ki aadat hai hame,
Jitna koi gehra gum deta hai,
Utna hi meetha muskurane ki aadat hai hame.
:”:Shohar Biwi
:”:Shohar Biwi
se: Ye kya tum ek aur suit le ayi? Abi parso hi
to..
Biwi chilla kar boli: kya kaha?!!
Kya parso?
Bolo…
Kya kha tumne?
Kya parso, parso kya, bolo jaldi!!
Batao kya parso…?
Shohar: kuch nai, mai bas ye keh rha tha k
parso b ek hi suit lyi thi, aaj 2 le aati._. :D…gdnite…byE
kya lekar aye thay?
Kya lekar aye thay?
kya lekar jaoge …?
mujhe sms nahi kar k kitne paise bachao ge,
itne paise bacha kar kya..
MOBILE MAIN CNG LAGWAO G
Waise to ap k saray hi kam ultay hotay hain,
Waise to ap k saray hi kam ultay hotay hain,
bas ek mobile hi hai jo ap sidha pakarte hain.
Aj zara is mobile ko bhi ulta pakrain aur ye parhain
6u!l!ws d33>l
n ss!w I
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