SMS MessagesEk to ap sharmate buhat ho..
Agar bat kare koi to itrate buhat ho..
dil chahta hai k koi sms na karon
per suna hy sms parhne k bad muskurate buhat ho. .
Hindi Smile SMS Messages Collection
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Hindi Smile SMS
wo pyar karne k
BV:
Janu tum mujhe wese piyar nahi karte
jese Shahrukh Khan Kajol se film me karta hy!
Husband:Wo Pyar karne k 12 crore leta hy
tere Baap ne kabi 200 nahi diye
Whats the Coolest Thing;
Whats the Coolest Thing;
About an Examination Hall??
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Its The Only Place Where;
Boys can Openly Say to a Girl:
“KUCH TO DIKHA DO..”
art of living
Living in Favorable & Non-Favorable situation is
“PART OF LIVING” bt Smiling in all those Situations is called
“ART OF LIVING”
Make dat Art Part of yor lyf..:-)
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sheikh ruipy se pehly pohnch gaya tha
Sheikh ka 1 rupiya chatt se gir gaya,
sheikh neeche pohncha to rupiya nahe mila
kion??
sheikh rupiay se pehley pohnch gaya tha!:-D
Waise to ap k saray hi kam ultay hotay hain,
Waise to ap k saray hi kam ultay hotay hain,
bas ek mobile hi hai jo ap sidha pakarte hain.
Aj zara is mobile ko bhi ulta pakrain aur ye parhain
6u!l!ws d33>l
n ss!w I
tuhfa daitey raha karo
¤Tohfa¤
Nabi karim (S.A.W) majlis main wa’aiz farma rahay thay.
K tum log 1 doosrey ko tuhfa daitey raha karo.
1 Shakhs ney poocha k ya Rasulallah (S.A.W) ager kisi k pas tuhfa na ho to?
Hazoor(S.A.W) ney frmaya:
“kya tum kisi ko apni muskurahat b nahi dey saktey” (SUBHANALLAH.)
:”:Shohar Biwi
:”:Shohar Biwi
se: Ye kya tum ek aur suit le ayi? Abi parso hi
to..
Biwi chilla kar boli: kya kaha?!!
Kya parso?
Bolo…
Kya kha tumne?
Kya parso, parso kya, bolo jaldi!!
Batao kya parso…?
Shohar: kuch nai, mai bas ye keh rha tha k
parso b ek hi suit lyi thi, aaj 2 le aati._. :D…gdnite…byE
1 kitab ki jild reh gyi hai
Biwi shohr se
apko mera bnaya hua HALWA pasnd nhi aya?
Bachy to 3 palaitein kha chuky hain
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Andr se Aawaz ai mama 1 or palate dena 1 kitab ki jild reh gyi hai
aj ki taza khabar
Assalam-o-alaikum
Aj ki taza khabar
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News paper main hai perhlo..
Allahhafiz :)
deedar ki talab hai to nazrain jamaye rakh
Deedar ki Talab Hai To Nazrain Jamaye Rakh
GHALiB
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Parda Ho Ya Naqaab Sirakta Zaroor Hai.
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M0ral:
Ghalib b koi thek Bnda Nhi Tha
Imran hashmi tha apny time ka. ;-)
one day a girl asked Molvi?
One day a girl asked Molvi,?
Can i Kiss a Boy?
Molvi Replay,?Naozbillah?
Girl,?Can i Kiss a Man?
Molve Replay,?Astagfirullah?
Girl,?Can i Kiss you?
Molvi,?Jee Bismillah?
Khud ko talash
1.Saa
2.Re
3.Ga
4.Maa
5.Paa
6.Dha
7.Nee
8.Saa..
ab iss ma khud ko talash karne k liye 3 aur 6 Parhen…. Thanks…!
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