:”:Shohar Biwi
se: Ye kya tum ek aur suit le ayi? Abi parso hi
to..
Biwi chilla kar boli: kya kaha?!!
Kya parso?
Bolo…
Kya kha tumne?
Kya parso, parso kya, bolo jaldi!!
Batao kya parso…?
Shohar: kuch nai, mai bas ye keh rha tha k
parso b ek hi suit lyi thi, aaj 2 le aati._. :D…gdnite…byE
Hindi Funny SMS Messages Collection
Hindi Smile SMS
Mann me apke har baat rahegi….
Mann me apke har baat rahegi,
Basti chhoti hai magar aabaad rahegi,
Chahe hum bhulade zamane ko,
Magar aapki ye pyari si hansi hamesha yaad rahegi…
wo ameeri na jaaney kahan kho gayi
“Bachpan ki Wo Ameeri Na Jaaney kahan Kho Gayi….
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Jab Paani Main Humare Bhi Jahaz Chala karte They ;)
one day a girl asked Molvi?
One day a girl asked Molvi,?
Can i Kiss a Boy?
Molvi Replay,?Naozbillah?
Girl,?Can i Kiss a Man?
Molve Replay,?Astagfirullah?
Girl,?Can i Kiss you?
Molvi,?Jee Bismillah?
wo pyar karne k
BV:
Janu tum mujhe wese piyar nahi karte
jese Shahrukh Khan Kajol se film me karta hy!
Husband:Wo Pyar karne k 12 crore leta hy
tere Baap ne kabi 200 nahi diye
sheikh ruipy se pehly pohnch gaya tha
Sheikh ka 1 rupiya chatt se gir gaya,
sheikh neeche pohncha to rupiya nahe mila
kion??
sheikh rupiay se pehley pohnch gaya tha!:-D
art of living
Living in Favorable & Non-Favorable situation is
“PART OF LIVING” bt Smiling in all those Situations is called
“ART OF LIVING”
Make dat Art Part of yor lyf..:-)
Ishq Ka Jis Ko Bhi Khuab Ajata Hai…
Ishq Ka Jis Ko Bhi Khuab Ajata Hai…
Waqt Samjho uska Kharab Aajata Hai…
Mehboob Aaye Ya Na Aaye Janaab…
Taaray Gin Gin K Hisaab Aajata Hai…!
deedar ki talab hai to nazrain jamaye rakh
Deedar ki Talab Hai To Nazrain Jamaye Rakh
GHALiB
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Parda Ho Ya Naqaab Sirakta Zaroor Hai.
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M0ral:
Ghalib b koi thek Bnda Nhi Tha
Imran hashmi tha apny time ka. ;-)