Smile SMS Messages Collection

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Smile SMS

Life is busy, times are demanding, yet dear ones need to be wished, calendar 2018 reached to an end, say Good Bye 2018 and Welcome New Year 2019 start new calendar 2019 we have special new year sms 2019 collection for you. free New Year SMS messages collection contains best new year sms , happy new year sms , new year sms 2019 , english new year sms , sms for new year , funny new year sms , new year sms in , new year sms wishes , new years sms , free new year sms , new year sms messages , new year sms greeting , new year greetings , new year wishes , new year quotes and some new year shayari and so onFREE Smile SMS Messages Collection contains best smile sms , sms smiles , sms 4 smile , sms for smile , smile sms messages , sms bramka and so on

Apple=vitamins

Apple = vitamins
Vitamins = power
Power = work
Work = money
Money = girlfriend
Girlfriend = tension
Tension = heart attack
Heart attack = death
See what all problems an apple can make:p


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A Happy Husband…

A Happy Husband Comes Home from Friday Prayers..

He Greets His Wife & Lifts Her Up, He then Carries Her Around the House With a Smile..
The Surprised Wife asks,
Did the Moulvi Saab Preach about being Romantic Today?

Husband says, ‘No He said We Must Always Carry Our Burdens &Sorrows With a Big Smile-P

FREE Smile SMS Messages Collection contains best smile sms , sms smiles , sms 4 smile , sms for smile , smile sms messages , sms bramka and so on

During a job interview

During a job interview:
Manager: What’s the highest level of education you obtained?
Candidate: PHD
Manager: Great! So that means you have a Doctor degree …
Candidate: Wellll, No… That means
Passed Highschool with Difficulties (P.H.D.)

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