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1. Vitamns for grandson Beppo singh needs vitamins for grandson. Beppo Singh: I’d like some vitamins for my grandson. Clerk: Sir which one, vitamin...
2. Forget about the days when its been cloudy, Forget about the days when its been cloudy, but don’t forget your hours in the sun.   Forget about the...
3. Sardar to girlfriend Sardar to girlfriend : Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana kar rahe hai. Girlfriend : Tumhare ghar...
4. With money you can buy… With money you can buy a clock, but not time. With money you can buy sex, but not love. With...
5. Sardar apni sister ke saath bike pe Sardar apni sister ke saath bike pe ja raha tha. Boy: Oh! Paaji girlfriend k saath kaha ja rahe ho....
6. Sardar and doctor Sardar on phone “Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now”. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar:...
7. Sardar on phone Sardar on phone: “Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now”. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar:...
8. Sirf awaaz sunai deta hai Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deta hai, aadmi nahi dikhta. Doctor...
9. Sardar’s honeymoon Sardar 1: I’m very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money. Sardar 2: You r nothing I...
10. Find A Chick Whose Father Is Rich A Young Man Asked A Rich Old Man: How He Made His Money ? The Old Guy Said: Son, It...
11. Then make a place Hi, Doing nothing? Then make a place, 4 Me in ur heart!! I may come there any time! Ur’s faithfully,...
12. doing nothing? Hi, Doing nothing? Then Make a Place, 4 Me in ur Heart!! I May come there any time! Ur’s Faithfully,...
13. Doing nothing??? Hiiiiiiii Doing nothing???   Then Make a Place 4 Me in ur Heart!!   I May come there any time!...
14. Rats play football Sardar: In my dreams rats play football every night Doctor: Take this tablet you will be ok. Sardar: Can I...
15. Sardar wid Grandson.Late night Shouts Sardar wid Grandson. Late night Shouts, “I need a Girl,I have an Erection!” Gson says,”1st its too Late,2nd u r...
16. A for… Teacher: A for? Sardar: Apple Teacher: Jor se bolo? Sardar: Jay mata di....
17. I wrote your name… I wrote your name on sand it got washed. I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. I...
18. Test nahi one-day karwalo Ek Sardar Ki maa ki tabiyat kharab thi. Jab hospital le gaye to doctor ne bola ke inke test honge....
19. Difference between stress, tension and panic What’s the difference between stress, tension and panic? Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,...
20. Your wife very sweet Sardar sent sms to his boss: Me sick, no work. Boss sms back: When I am sick I kiss my...
21. when i am sick Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS: “Me sick, no work” Boss SMS back: “When I am sick I kiss my...
22. Forget the times Forget the times he walked by, Forget the times he made you cry, Forget the times he spoke your name,...
23. Always remember to forget Always remember to forget The things that made u sad. But never forget to remember The things that made u...
24. Heart attack Teacher: Johny, If Your Father Earned $100,000,000 And Gave Half Of It To Your Mother, What Would She Have? Little...
25. Interviewer: Tell me the opposite of good?? Interviewer: Tell me the opposite of good?? Sardar : Bad Interviewer: Come Sardar : GO Interviewer: Ugly Sardar : Pichlli...
26. Sardar chicken A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken and waiter comes with the order. Sardar: Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:...
27. Style of break up Style of break up: Boy bought a gift for his girlfriend. Girlfriend: What the hell would I do with this...
28. Prepaid girlfriend Do you know the meaning of these things: 1.Girlfriend 2.Lover 3.Wife 4.EX Girlfriend Very simple: 1:Prepaid 2:Postpaid 3:Lifetime 4:Missed Call...
29. Some Vitamins While in a drug store Sardar :I’d like some vitamins for my grandson. Clerk : Sir, vitamin A, B or...
30. An apple a day An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit....