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1. Vitamns for grandson Beppo singh needs vitamins for grandson. Beppo Singh: I’d like some vitamins for my grandson. Clerk: Sir which one, vitamin...
2. Sardar to girlfriend Sardar to girlfriend : Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana kar rahe hai. Girlfriend : Tumhare ghar...
3. With money you can buy… With money you can buy a clock, but not time. With money you can buy sex, but not love. With...
4. Sardar apni sister ke saath bike pe Sardar apni sister ke saath bike pe ja raha tha. Boy: Oh! Paaji girlfriend k saath kaha ja rahe ho....
5. Sardar on phone Sardar on phone: “Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now”. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar:...
6. Sardar and doctor Sardar on phone “Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now”. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar:...
7. Sirf awaaz sunai deta hai Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deta hai, aadmi nahi dikhta. Doctor...
8. Sardar’s honeymoon Sardar 1: I’m very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money. Sardar 2: You r nothing I...
9. Whenever there is a relationship breakups a heart is broken and a broken heart buddy begin looking for a heartbroken...
10. Find A Chick Whose Father Is Rich A Young Man Asked A Rich Old Man: How He Made His Money ? The Old Guy Said: Son, It...
11. doing nothing? Hi, Doing nothing? Then Make a Place, 4 Me in ur Heart!! I May come there any time! Ur’s Faithfully,...
12. Then make a place Hi, Doing nothing? Then make a place, 4 Me in ur heart!! I may come there any time! Ur’s faithfully,...
13. Doing nothing??? Hiiiiiiii Doing nothing???   Then Make a Place 4 Me in ur Heart!!   I May come there any time!...
14. Rats play football Sardar: In my dreams rats play football every night Doctor: Take this tablet you will be ok. Sardar: Can I...
15. Sardar wid Grandson.Late night Shouts Sardar wid Grandson. Late night Shouts, “I need a Girl,I have an Erection!” Gson says,”1st its too Late,2nd u r...
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17. Vitamin”SHE”…. Yar, ajkal Main boht Pareshan hon. Nend nhi aati? Sukon nhi? Kisi kam men dil b nhi lagta? Doctor ne...
18. A for… Teacher: A for? Sardar: Apple Teacher: Jor se bolo? Sardar: Jay mata di....
19. I wrote your name… I wrote your name on sand it got washed. I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. I...
20. Test nahi one-day karwalo Ek Sardar Ki maa ki tabiyat kharab thi. Jab hospital le gaye to doctor ne bola ke inke test honge....
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22. Difference between stress, tension and panic What’s the difference between stress, tension and panic? Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,...
23. when i am sick Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS: “Me sick, no work” Boss SMS back: “When I am sick I kiss my...
24. Your wife very sweet Sardar sent sms to his boss: Me sick, no work. Boss sms back: When I am sick I kiss my...
25. Hindi Broken Heart SMS Messages Collection contains hindi broken heart messages , broken heart sms in hindi , free hindi...
26. Heart attack Teacher: Johny, If Your Father Earned $100,000,000 And Gave Half Of It To Your Mother, What Would She Have? Little...
27. Interviewer: Tell me the opposite of good?? Interviewer: Tell me the opposite of good?? Sardar : Bad Interviewer: Come Sardar : GO Interviewer: Ugly Sardar : Pichlli...
28. Sardar chicken A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken and waiter comes with the order. Sardar: Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:...
29. Some Vitamins While in a drug store Sardar :I’d like some vitamins for my grandson. Clerk : Sir, vitamin A, B or...
30. An apple a day An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit....