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1. No one is born happy…. No one is born happy…. But all of us are born with the ability to create happiness…   So today,...
2. Happy National Day…… Happy National Day…… Na Na Happy Birth DAY…… Oh i forgot Happy ANNIVERSARY….. No Happy VICTORY DAY Oh Yad aaya…..it...
3. Is Saal Rozay Rakho Gey… Wife: Is Saal Rozay Rakho Gey? Husband: Nahi Wife: Aur Taravi Parhoge? Husband: Mushkil Hai Wife: Aur Aftaari Karoge? Husband:...
4. Smile a while, Smile a while, & when U smile, smile another smile & soon there will b miles of smile bcoz you...
5. Sab kuch ho tum Mere dil, jigar, kidney, liver ho tum Waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo river...
6. Khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta… Wife: I will die. Husband: I will also die. Wife: Why do you want 2 die? Husband: Mai itni dher...
7. Carry my cross A husband coming home from a confession and lifts his wife and carries her on his shoulder. Wife: Did the...
8. kon thi ye Husband & wife dono hotel mai gae tu 1 larki ne hello kia Wife:Kon thi ye? Husband: Tum plz Mera...
9. Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai Wife: If I die what will u do? Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga! Wife: Will u marry again after...
10. Itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2 die? husband- bcoz mein itni...
11. I will die Wife- I will die. Husband- I will also die. Wife- Why do you want to die? husband- b’coz mein itni...
12. I will die Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2 die? husband- bcoz mein itni...
13. wife; I will die Wife : I will die. Husband : I will also die. Wife : why do u want to die? Husband...
14. Why are U so lazy? Wife : Why are U so lazy? Husband : Cuz I cannot sleep properly in tonight. Wife : Why??? Husband...
15. Wish you a many many happy returns of the day Wish you a many many happy returns of the day May God bless you with health, wealth and prosperity in...
16. happy happy happy happy independence dayyyyyy happy happy happy happy independence dayyyyyy ham bolain mohabat ki zuban ham bolain azadi ki zuban PAKISTAN ZINDABAD...
17. husband and wife are like liver and kidney Husband and wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver and wife is kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails....
18. A responsible man as a husband Girl : I want a responsible man as a husband. Man replies : That’s me, whenever anyone is pregnant in...
19. A Shayari by Husband Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana rakha hai, Main ne nazron ki tarhan sir bhi jhuka rakha hai, Bartano...
20. husband jee karta hai ki…. Husband: Jee karta hai ki tumhari zulfon mein kho jaaon, tumhari aankhon mein bas jaaon, tumhari bahon mein jhool jaon....
21. wife to husband ……… Wife To Husband: Tum Mujhe Maar Kar, Mera Sab Kuch Harrap Karna Chahtay Ho. Husband: Chal! Barri Aai, Benazir....
22. bivi ne husband ko call ki Biwi ne Husband ko call kiya: Kahan ho tum?? Husband : Tumein wo jwellery shop yaad hai jahan tumein ek...
23. husband today is sunday Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: Why three? Husband:...
24. Husband and wife are like tyres Husband and wife r like two tyres of a vehicle. If one punctures, the vehicle can’t move further. So intelligent...
25. Husband wife quarrel After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “You know, I was a fool when I married you.” The...
26. Husband and Wife galat fehmi Wife : Kal raat tum neend main mujhe gaaliya de rahe the. Husband : Tumhe galat fehmi hui hai. Wife...
27. a line written on a husband’s T shirt A line written on a Husband’s T shirt : ALL GIRLS ARE DEVIL BUT MY WIFE IS QUEEN.. . ....
28. Cricket match, Wife and husband Cricket match, Wife and husband Wife TV par match dekh rahi thi, husband smart banke aya or bolay, “DARLING MAIN...
29. always be happy Always be Happy, always wear a smile; Not because life is full of reasons to smile but because ur smile...
30. Happy 4ever… Don’t b happy for a specific reason B/c, That happiness ends wid the reason, Try 2 b happy without any...