1 Pathan Bhri Bus Mein 1 Larki Se Touch ho raha tha.

Larki:
“Excuse Me! Aap Acha Nahi Kar Rahey.”

Pathan:
“Itney Rush Mein Is Se Acha Nahi Ho Sakta.”;-

“HONEYMOON”
H-hawas mita do
O-or chuso
N-nanga karke
E-ek hi jhatke mein
Y-yeh gaya
M-mar dala
O-or dalo
O-or tez
N-ni..k..a.. l…g..a. y..a

BOY: papa aj me ne pehli bar sex kya

PAPA: Oh hmara beta to jwan ho gya hy is khushi me party krty hen

BETA: aj nhi papa kal krte hen
aj gand me boht dard hy.

2 men were up bcoz their wifes were learning cars
1st:mere biwi raat ko lund pakar kar gear badalti hay
2nd:mere biwi tang utha ke k kahti hay5 litre dal day

Khusra police interview k liye gya.
Officer:tum fauji nhi bn skty, tumhara wo nhi hy.
Khusra,
taali mar k,
haye haye tumko goli chlwani hy ya maa chudwani hy

Girl check up k liye gai

Dr ki niyat khrab hogi

Dr ne uske kaprey utarwaye,

Girl:kiss q le rahe ho ?

Dr:Checkup k liye,

Girl:Breast q daba rahe ho ?

Dr:Breast cancer check karne ke liye

Dr Starts fucking

Girl:kya kar rahe ho ?

Dr:Aids checkup

Girl:

check kya krna hai Aids ki to dawayi lene i thi

1 molvi khutba dety huy: Aaj kal ki ortain itni barik kamezain pehanti hain, Itni barik shalwarain pehanti hain k unka jism saf nazar ata hy unki tangen nazr ati ha, unki kamr nazr aati hy un k jism key her jagah saf waaze hote hen
Peche se awaz ai Molvi sahab jumma parhao, mahol garam na karo..!

7 chlne k lye tmhara hath kesy thamon
Dost
Tmhe to doosron k tattay uthany se furst nh milti

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Ladki k Baap Ney Vidai K Waqt Dulhe Se Kaha “Beta hamari Izzat Ab
Tumhare Haath Mein Hai.
Dulha Bola:”Chinta Mat Kijiye Aaj Hi Loot Loonga!”

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thora sa karne do
Plz thora sa karne do
kisi ko pati nahi chale ga
bus thora sa karne do
aik chota sa sms

Pathan darya kinaray khoti chodne Ki try Kr Rha Tha
Wo Jb B Andr dalta Khoti Laat Mar Kr Niche Gira Deti , itne Me 1 Larki darya Me Dubti Nazr Ayi
to us Ne Larki Ko Bacha Liya !

Larki :Tum ne Meri Jan Bachai hai , ab tm Jo Kahoge Mai Kroongi

Pathan : to phir Khoti ki tangen Pakar K Rakh…