Ik Larki thi dewaani si…

Ik Larkay pe wo mar…

Kuch lena tha usay…

Lakin pregnancy se wo darti thi..

Jab bi milti thi muijhey….

Ye hi pocha karti thi…..

Ye “CONDOM” kAHAN SE MILTA HAI
Ye “CONDOM” kAHAN SE MILTA HAI

Boy: Breast ke taraf ishara keraty hway, Amme Amme yeh kia hain

Amme: Beta yeh Ghubaray Hain.

Boy: Tu Amme masi kay baray kion hain.

Amme: Tumnay kub daikhay.

Boy: Jub papa un main hawa bhar rahay thay

Wakeel : Jab Mulzim Ney Tum Par Qaatilana Hamla Kiya,
Uss Waqt Tum Ney Kiya Cheez Uthai Hoi Thi ?

Aadmi : Uss Ki BV Ki Taangein…

1 Jin sharaab pene insan k rop main aaya, 12 glass p gaya,
Bar keeper: Tumhen charhti nahi?
Jin: May jin hun.
Bar keeper: charh gai behan k loray ko…:-)

1 larki ki shadi honay wali thi,
wo akhri dafa apne lover se milnay gai,
Juda hotay waqt apne lover k kaan me boli:

“Jaan…!
Mutthon me Yad rkhna.

Pappu offered Girl 4 sex
Girl:
tum itny chotay ho meri jawani ka bojh kaisy uthao gay?

Papu:
janu manta hon k chuha Bori utha nhi skta
Mgr phaar to skta hy;)

3 Galz having lunch.
1st said: I saw the condoms in boss drawer. 2nd said: I also saw & punchered them. 3rd Said: Haram Zadi pehle batana tha na !!

gand Gori karnay k 3 Tarikay,
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Mujhe Pata tha tu zaroor Parhay ga,
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Salay
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kali gand walay.

Larki: Jaan Chotey soraakh Mein Nahi, Barray Soraakh Mein Daalo.

Larka: Andhera Itna hai Soraakh Nazar Nahi Aa Raha.

Larki: Sorakh par Ungli Phero mehsoos Hojae ga?

Larka: Wah! Ungli sey tou Andhere Mein Bhi Sorakh Mill Gaya.

Larki: Jan ab Aahista Sey Andar Daal do.

Larka: Poora Andar Chala Gaya.

UUf ! Kitna Mushkil Hai Andherey Mein

“HEADPHONE KI PIN MOBILE MEIN LAGANA”

Aik bus mein girls ki team aur boys ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye.

Girls : Hum tumhe hara ke dikhayenge!

Boys : Hum har gaye, chalo ab dikhao

Hila zor se hila
hila pura hila
dil se hila
sabke samne hila

jitna hilaogay utna
maza ayega

warana halwa jal jayega:P

Lund pe aitbaar kisko hai…
Mil jaaye chodney ko to inkar kis ko hai…
Kuch mushkilen hai chut paane me dost
Warna muth marne se pyaar kisko hai…

Ladki k Baap Ney Vidai K Waqt Dulhe Se Kaha “Beta hamari Izzat Ab
Tumhare Haath Mein Hai.
Dulha Bola:”Chinta Mat Kijiye Aaj Hi Loot Loonga!”