Hindi Adult SMS Messages collection / Hindi Adults Jokes Text
Girl check up k liye gai
Dr ki niyat khrab hogi
Dr ne uske kaprey utarwaye,
Girl:kiss q le rahe ho ?
Dr:Checkup k liye,
Girl:Breast q daba rahe ho ?
Dr:Breast cancer check karne ke liye
Dr Starts fucking
Girl:kya kar rahe ho ?
Dr:Aids checkup
Girl:
check kya krna hai Aids ki to dawayi lene i thi
Ik Larki thi dewaani si…
Ik Larkay pe wo mar…
Kuch lena tha usay…
Lakin pregnancy se wo darti thi..
Jab bi milti thi muijhey….
Ye hi pocha karti thi…..
Ye “CONDOM” kAHAN SE MILTA HAI
Ye “CONDOM” kAHAN SE MILTA HAI
3 Galz having lunch.
1st said: I saw the condoms in boss drawer. 2nd said: I also saw & punchered them. 3rd Said: Haram Zadi pehle batana tha na !!
A sardar was running with his pregnent wife,
who was about to deliver, when another sardar asked him,
O pernam singh, oye woti nu ais haal vitch le ke kithey puj rya vain, pernam singh replied,
assi Pizza hut chaley aan,
sunya aa othey free delivery hondi aaa.
Sardar dost say: Yar BV nu birthday tay ki gift dawan?
Dost: Apna Lun day.
Sardar: Nai yar koi wada gift das.
Dost: Far mera Lun day day
It is said that inzamam don’t understand english.
Once commentator asked, “Hay inzi your wife had a baby last week, is this true?”.
Inzi said, “Bismillah Hir Rahman Raheem first of all i thanks to Allah and then credit goes to all boys, they really worked hard especially afridi done very well. If they continue we can have another chance. ”
Nahi plz
Neeche mat jao na
Kuch ho jaye ga
Plz
Dekho aisa mat karo
Maan jao na plz
Warna
â?¦Ho jaye ga
Plz mat jao
Aaah
Dekha
Ho gaya na
SMS Khatam!
Malomati sawal?
Dopahar k khana ko english main kia khatay hain aur ager us k akhri do alfaz kat do to kya banta hai?
drust jawab diya toh sare ka sara tum le layna!!
6 Inch ka hai.
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Size normal he
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Mazboot he
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Ziyadah mota bhi nahin he
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2 larkiyan dekh chuki hain
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Lena he to bolo?
Full Time Masti
Non stop Fun
Mera…
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LG KG 195
1 Admi k Pas 10 inch ka Ghora tha.
Dost ne Pocha k ye kahan se lia hai?
Wo bola k Pahar k pas 1 baba betha hai us se jo mango daita hai,
lekin itna khayal rahy k wo ooncha sunta hai.
Dost baba k pas Gya aur bola baba ji Mujhe HEERAY ki Bori do.
Baba ne kuch parha to bori aa gai;
wo le kr jb neechay aaya to us main KHEERAY thay.
Us ne dost ko btaya k yar main ne to Heeray mangay thay Magar ye to Kheeray hain.
Dost ne jwab dia k ‘Tumhain btaya to tha k baba ooncha sunta hai;
Ab tujhy kia lgta hai k main ne 10 inch ka GHORA manga tha??
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Be extra careful…..
In Dino Apna Bohat Khayal Rakhna.
KHANA Waqt Per Khana.
ZEYADA Wazan Nahi Uthana.
SEERIYHAN ehteyat Se. Charhna.
Q K.
8wan MAHINA Chal Raha Hai. Aur Theek 23Dino Baad Tum Ko KHUSHi Milne Wali Hai.
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*Happy Eid in Advance*:- ;)
1 Ladka, Ladki dekhne gaya
Bahut der se SUSU rok rakha tha
baad mein Ladki se bola
SUSU karne ki jagah dikhao.
Ladki sharmate huye:
PAHLE AAP DIKHAO.
Ek hindi ke teacher ki khuli zip dekh kar class ki ladkiyan hansene lagein …
Teacher ko gussa aya teacher ne ladkiyon se kaha ke
hehehe karna bandh karo warna nikaal kar khara kardonga
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