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Larki: Jaan Chotey soraakh Mein Nahi, Barray Soraakh Mein Daalo.
Larka: Andhera Itna hai Soraakh Nazar Nahi Aa Raha.
Larki: Sorakh par Ungli Phero mehsoos Hojae ga?
Larka: Wah! Ungli sey tou Andhere Mein Bhi Sorakh Mill Gaya.
Larki: Jan ab Aahista Sey Andar Daal do.
Larka: Poora Andar Chala Gaya.
UUf ! Kitna Mushkil Hai Andherey Mein
“HEADPHONE KI PIN MOBILE MEIN LAGANA”
Ik raat bahuu ne kisi gair merd ke saath guzari,
mager saas ne kuch na kaha,
bhala kiun,
kiun ke saas bhi kabi Bahu thiiiiiiiii
1 larki ki shadi honay wali thi,
wo akhri dafa apne lover se milnay gai,
Juda hotay waqt apne lover k kaan me boli:
“Jaan…!
Mutthon me Yad rkhna.
Sardar dost say: Yar BV nu birthday tay ki gift dawan?
Dost: Apna Lun day.
Sardar: Nai yar koi wada gift das.
Dost: Far mera Lun day day
1 Pathan Bhri Bus Mein 1 Larki Se Touch ho raha tha.
Larki:
“Excuse Me! Aap Acha Nahi Kar Rahey.”
Pathan:
“Itney Rush Mein Is Se Acha Nahi Ho Sakta.”;-
Pehlay kiss karo..
Phir shirt utaro..
Phir fuck karo..
Kitna asan hai sex karna !!
Rishte ki baat chal rahi thi:
Faraz clerk hai 5000 pagar hai
uper se 15000 kamata hai
lardki walle: lardki nurse hai
2500 pagar hai + nicche se 50000
kamati hai!
1 Admi k Pas 10 inch ka Ghora tha.
Dost ne Pocha k ye kahan se lia hai?
Wo bola k Pahar k pas 1 baba betha hai us se jo mango daita hai,
lekin itna khayal rahy k wo ooncha sunta hai.
Dost baba k pas Gya aur bola baba ji Mujhe HEERAY ki Bori do.
Baba ne kuch parha to bori aa gai;
wo le kr jb neechay aaya to us main KHEERAY thay.
Us ne dost ko btaya k yar main ne to Heeray mangay thay Magar ye to Kheeray hain.
Dost ne jwab dia k ‘Tumhain btaya to tha k baba ooncha sunta hai;
Ab tujhy kia lgta hai k main ne 10 inch ka GHORA manga tha??
Lund pe aitbaar kisko hai…
Mil jaaye chodney ko to inkar kis ko hai…
Kuch mushkilen hai chut paane me dost
Warna muth marne se pyaar kisko hai…
Ik Larki thi dewaani si…
Ik Larkay pe wo mar…
Kuch lena tha usay…
Lakin pregnancy se wo darti thi..
Jab bi milti thi muijhey….
Ye hi pocha karti thi…..
Ye “CONDOM” kAHAN SE MILTA HAI
Ye “CONDOM” kAHAN SE MILTA HAI
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Be extra careful…..
In Dino Apna Bohat Khayal Rakhna.
KHANA Waqt Per Khana.
ZEYADA Wazan Nahi Uthana.
SEERIYHAN ehteyat Se. Charhna.
Q K.
8wan MAHINA Chal Raha Hai. Aur Theek 23Dino Baad Tum Ko KHUSHi Milne Wali Hai.
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*Happy Eid in Advance*:- ;)
New English 2 Urdu Dictionary
Selfish
Bharwa
Bitch
Randi
Agent
Dalla
Stupid man
Chutiya
Ignore
Lund pe charh
Heavy Loss
Gand Phatna
Severe Loss
Gand phat k hath mein ajana
Danger
Gand galay mein ajana
Jealous
Jhantain jal jana
Run Away
Gand Dikhana
Welcome
Tattay Uthana…
Kya khel ishq ne khela hai
kyun latka hua ye kela hai
dil kal bhi mera akela tha
lun aaj bhi mera thakela hai
ye money nahin chhooti lun ki
hum kitni bar naha bethe
din men panch bar naha bethe
Dekha julie film ka gana kitna pyara hai
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