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New English to Urdu Dictionary

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Selfish
Bharwa

Bitch
Randi

Agent
Dalla

Stupid man
Chutiya

Ignore
Lund pe charh

Heavy Loss
Gand Phatna

Severe Loss
Gand phat k hath mein ajana

Danger
Gand galay mein ajana

Jealous
Jhantain jal jana

Run Away
Gand Dikhana

Welcome
Tattay Uthana…

Inzimam don’t understand english

It is said that inzamam don’t understand english.
Once commentator asked, “Hay inzi your wife had a baby last week, is this true?”.
Inzi said, “Bismillah Hir Rahman Raheem first of all i thanks to Allah and then credit goes to all boys, they really worked hard especially afridi done very well. If they continue we can have another chance. ”


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Eik sardar ki suhag raat th

Eik sardar ki suhag raat thi,Sardar apni bevi kay pechay dalnay laga to wo
boli,na na sardar jee pechay nahi agay sardar bola tumhain kaisay pata hai
bevi boli…mera boy friend meray agay dalta tha Sardar bola…acha…
par mera boy friend to meray pechay dalta tha…

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Doolha Shadi ki pehli rat

Doolha Shadi ki pehli rat, BV ka Ghonghat utha k bare piyar se:

Kia Nam hy hmare ‘Huzoor’ ka?

BV:

HAZRAT MUHAMMAD (S.A.W.W)

Dulha: (heran ho kr)

Kiya farmaya Huzoor ne?

BV:

Yehi K

Namaz parho

Rozy rakho,

Zakat do,

Dulha pareshan ho kr bahar gaya or bola:

Sab Wazu Kr K andar aa jaen “DARS”ho rha hy.

munna yahin se bahar ata he??

Larka: munna yahin se bahar ata he??

larki(muskuratay huay) : han lekin tm jhanko mat. Nazar nahi ae ga. Boht chota suraakh he.

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thodi der baad

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school ki bell bajti he. Munna bahr ata he, aur larka larki munnay ko le kr ghar chalay jatay hen.

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Suraakh gate me bi hota hai jaaani,

lekin teri soch ko 21 topon ki salaami.

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