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Girl and boy lost in jungle After two days of struggle for food and
water, girl said-dear plz fuck me. boy said: why? girl said: abey kuch to ander
jayega.

3 Facts of Life:

Ghareeb aur Boobs hamesha dabte hai.

Musibat aur penis kabhi bhi khade ho jate hai.

Kismat aur Bra kabhi bhi khul sakti hai.

Lund pe aitbaar kisko hai…
Mil jaaye chodney ko to inkar kis ko hai…
Kuch mushkilen hai chut paane me dost
Warna muth marne se pyaar kisko hai…

Jo mila aurat ko mila!!
Hont milay chuswany ko,
Mammay milay dabwanay ko,
Phuddi mili chudwanay ko.

Aur apko kia mila??? LUN!!! aor wo b sirf hilaney ko???
so hilao…

Girl: Is dress ka kya price hai?
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss
Girl: Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss
Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill daadi dengi ;)

Hum Girey Huwey ko UTHATEY hain,
Hum Bichhde Hue Ko MILATEY Hain,
In Short Hum Bra BANATEY hain.

Malomati sawal?

Dopahar k khana ko english main kia khatay hain aur ager us k akhri do alfaz kat do to kya banta hai?

drust jawab diya toh sare ka sara tum le layna!!

imtehan main aik larki nay teacher se kaha kay main nakal mar loon ?
teacher nay kaha tum naqal maroo per hum tu asal hi marain gay.

Pehlay hath mein pakro!
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Phir thook lagao?
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Phir Seedha karo? ?
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Phir andar ghussao???
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Dekha! kitna mushkil hai sui mein dhaga daalna. ;-)

Aik bus mein girls ki team aur boys ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye.

Girls : Hum tumhe hara ke dikhayenge!

Boys : Hum har gaye, chalo ab dikhao

“HONEYMOON”
H-hawas mita do
O-or chuso
N-nanga karke
E-ek hi jhatke mein
Y-yeh gaya
M-mar dala
O-or dalo
O-or tez
N-ni..k..a.. l…g..a. y..a

Wakeel : Jab Mulzim Ney Tum Par Qaatilana Hamla Kiya,
Uss Waqt Tum Ney Kiya Cheez Uthai Hoi Thi ?

Aadmi : Uss Ki BV Ki Taangein…