Nahi plz

Neeche mat jao na

Kuch ho jaye ga

Plz

Dekho aisa mat karo

Maan jao na plz

Warna

â?¦Ho jaye ga

Plz mat jao

Aaah

Dekha

Ho gaya na

SMS Khatam!

Cream ke Add main face dikhaya.
Soap ke Add main Hath Dikhaya.
Shampoo K Add main Baal Dikhaye.
Per Always k Add main kuch nahi dikhaya.
Thats Cheating

Lady 2nd floor se banana wale ko dekh kr pochti hai ‘kela kesy dega?’

banana wala, mem sahab 8 me 12

Lady. 7(sath) me 13(tera) longi

deta hai to upar aaja..

Ye swetar apk liye hai
/””‘\/”‘”‘\
/ /!D!!SR\ \
\ \! !! / /
\_) !! (_/
!…!!…..!
Pehen lena,ab thand aa gai h.
Happy thandii..

Ik Larki thi dewaani si…

Ik Larkay pe wo mar…

Kuch lena tha usay…

Lakin pregnancy se wo darti thi..

Jab bi milti thi muijhey….

Ye hi pocha karti thi…..

Ye “CONDOM” kAHAN SE MILTA HAI
Ye “CONDOM” kAHAN SE MILTA HAI

Eik sardar ki suhag raat thi,Sardar apni bevi kay pechay dalnay laga to wo
boli,na na sardar jee pechay nahi agay sardar bola tumhain kaisay pata hai
bevi boli…mera boy friend meray agay dalta tha Sardar bola…acha…
par mera boy friend to meray pechay dalta tha…

Khusra police interview k liye gya.
Officer:tum fauji nhi bn skty, tumhara wo nhi hy.
Khusra,
taali mar k,
haye haye tumko goli chlwani hy ya maa chudwani hy

Acha frnd bilkul larki k brazier ki tara hota hai,

1=Cmfrtble

2=Supportive

3=Tight

4=Girny na dy

Or

5=Hmesha dil k pas rahy;-

Oye Brazier.

Kaisa hai tu ? Hahahahaha

thora sa karne do
Plz thora sa karne do
kisi ko pati nahi chale ga
bus thora sa karne do
aik chota sa sms

conductor : bachcay ka full ticket lage ga!
lady : yeh tu abhi nipple chusta hai!
conductor : wo tu is ka baap bhi choosta hai, tu kya uska bhi aadha loo gi ?

Girl and boy lost in jungle After two days of struggle for food and
water, girl said-dear plz fuck me. boy said: why? girl said: abey kuch to ander
jayega.

Malomati sawal?

Dopahar k khana ko english main kia khatay hain aur ager us k akhri do alfaz kat do to kya banta hai?

drust jawab diya toh sare ka sara tum le layna!!