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Khoti ki tangen Pakar K Rakh…

Pathan darya kinaray khoti chodne Ki try Kr Rha Tha
Wo Jb B Andr dalta Khoti Laat Mar Kr Niche Gira Deti , itne Me 1 Larki darya Me Dubti Nazr Ayi
to us Ne Larki Ko Bacha Liya !

Larki :Tum ne Meri Jan Bachai hai , ab tm Jo Kahoge Mai Kroongi

Pathan : to phir Khoti ki tangen Pakar K Rakh…

1 Admi k Pas 10 inch ka Ghora tha

1 Admi k Pas 10 inch ka Ghora tha.

Dost ne Pocha k ye kahan se lia hai?

Wo bola k Pahar k pas 1 baba betha hai us se jo mango daita hai,

lekin itna khayal rahy k wo ooncha sunta hai.

Dost baba k pas Gya aur bola baba ji Mujhe HEERAY ki Bori do.

Baba ne kuch parha to bori aa gai;

wo le kr jb neechay aaya to us main KHEERAY thay.

Us ne dost ko btaya k yar main ne to Heeray mangay thay Magar ye to Kheeray hain.

Dost ne jwab dia k ‘Tumhain btaya to tha k baba ooncha sunta hai;

Ab tujhy kia lgta hai k main ne 10 inch ka GHORA manga tha??


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New English to Urdu Dictionary

New English 2 Urdu Dictionary

Selfish
Bharwa

Bitch
Randi

Agent
Dalla

Stupid man
Chutiya

Ignore
Lund pe charh

Heavy Loss
Gand Phatna

Severe Loss
Gand phat k hath mein ajana

Danger
Gand galay mein ajana

Jealous
Jhantain jal jana

Run Away
Gand Dikhana

Welcome
Tattay Uthana…

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