conductor : bachcay ka full ticket lage ga!
lady : yeh tu abhi nipple chusta hai!
conductor : wo tu is ka baap bhi choosta hai, tu kya uska bhi aadha loo gi ?

Rishte ki baat chal rahi thi:
Faraz clerk hai 5000 pagar hai
uper se 15000 kamata hai
lardki walle: lardki nurse hai
2500 pagar hai + nicche se 50000
kamati hai!

Wakeel : Jab Mulzim Ney Tum Par Qaatilana Hamla Kiya,
Uss Waqt Tum Ney Kiya Cheez Uthai Hoi Thi ?

Aadmi : Uss Ki BV Ki Taangein…

2 men were up bcoz their wifes were learning cars
1st:mere biwi raat ko lund pakar kar gear badalti hay
2nd:mere biwi tang utha ke k kahti hay5 litre dal day

7 chlne k lye tmhara hath kesy thamon
Dost
Tmhe to doosron k tattay uthany se furst nh milti

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Ye swetar apk liye hai
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Pehen lena,ab thand aa gai h.
Happy thandii..

Cream ke Add main face dikhaya.
Soap ke Add main Hath Dikhaya.
Shampoo K Add main Baal Dikhaye.
Per Always k Add main kuch nahi dikhaya.
Thats Cheating

Doctor: Kya taklif hai?

Petient: Sote waqt SAAS ko lene me taqlif hoti hai.

Doc:Aaj se dus din sote vaqt SAAS ko nahi SAALI ko lo !!

Girl check up k liye gai

Dr ki niyat khrab hogi

Dr ne uske kaprey utarwaye,

Girl:kiss q le rahe ho ?

Dr:Checkup k liye,

Girl:Breast q daba rahe ho ?

Dr:Breast cancer check karne ke liye

Dr Starts fucking

Girl:kya kar rahe ho ?

Dr:Aids checkup

Girl:

check kya krna hai Aids ki to dawayi lene i thi

Girl to Mom: Ammi ammi aaj main collage nahian jahoon gi
Mom: Lakin keun
Girl: Larkay TANG kartay hain
Mom: Chal jhutti Larkay to KHULLI kartay hain

Khusra police interview k liye gya.
Officer:tum fauji nhi bn skty, tumhara wo nhi hy.
Khusra,
taali mar k,
haye haye tumko goli chlwani hy ya maa chudwani hy

4 facts
1 mammay aur jazbat jitne dabao utne ubhrte hain
2 snake aur pudi jahan deko mar do.
3 doodh aur gand phtne ki awaz nahin ati
4 pani aur lun apna rasita khud bana laite hain