Hindi Adult SMS Messages Collection

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Girl check up k liye gai

Girl check up k liye gai

Dr ki niyat khrab hogi

Dr ne uske kaprey utarwaye,

Girl:kiss q le rahe ho ?

Dr:Checkup k liye,

Girl:Breast q daba rahe ho ?

Dr:Breast cancer check karne ke liye

Dr Starts fucking

Girl:kya kar rahe ho ?

Dr:Aids checkup

Girl:

check kya krna hai Aids ki to dawayi lene i thi


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Inzimam don’t understand english

It is said that inzamam don’t understand english.
Once commentator asked, “Hay inzi your wife had a baby last week, is this true?”.
Inzi said, “Bismillah Hir Rahman Raheem first of all i thanks to Allah and then credit goes to all boys, they really worked hard especially afridi done very well. If they continue we can have another chance. ”

1 Admi k Pas 10 inch ka Ghora tha

1 Admi k Pas 10 inch ka Ghora tha.

Dost ne Pocha k ye kahan se lia hai?

Wo bola k Pahar k pas 1 baba betha hai us se jo mango daita hai,

lekin itna khayal rahy k wo ooncha sunta hai.

Dost baba k pas Gya aur bola baba ji Mujhe HEERAY ki Bori do.

Baba ne kuch parha to bori aa gai;

wo le kr jb neechay aaya to us main KHEERAY thay.

Us ne dost ko btaya k yar main ne to Heeray mangay thay Magar ye to Kheeray hain.

Dost ne jwab dia k ‘Tumhain btaya to tha k baba ooncha sunta hai;

Ab tujhy kia lgta hai k main ne 10 inch ka GHORA manga tha??

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