SMS MessagesIk Larki thi dewaani si…
Ik Larkay pe wo mar…
Kuch lena tha usay…
Lakin pregnancy se wo darti thi..
Jab bi milti thi muijhey….
Ye hi pocha karti thi…..
Ye “CONDOM” kAHAN SE MILTA HAI
Ye “CONDOM” kAHAN SE MILTA HAI
Hindi Adult SMS Messages Collection
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Hindi Adult SMS Messages collection / Hindi Adults Jokes Text
Jaan Chotey soraakh Mein Nahi…
Larki: Jaan Chotey soraakh Mein Nahi, Barray Soraakh Mein Daalo.
Larka: Andhera Itna hai Soraakh Nazar Nahi Aa Raha.
Larki: Sorakh par Ungli Phero mehsoos Hojae ga?
Larka: Wah! Ungli sey tou Andhere Mein Bhi Sorakh Mill Gaya.
Larki: Jan ab Aahista Sey Andar Daal do.
Larka: Poora Andar Chala Gaya.
UUf ! Kitna Mushkil Hai Andherey Mein
“HEADPHONE KI PIN MOBILE MEIN LAGANA”
Larki Se Touch ho raha tha
1 Pathan Bhri Bus Mein 1 Larki Se Touch ho raha tha.
Larki:
“Excuse Me! Aap Acha Nahi Kar Rahey.”
Pathan:
“Itney Rush Mein Is Se Acha Nahi Ho Sakta.”;-
Gori karnay k 3 Tarikay
gand Gori karnay k 3 Tarikay,
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Mujhe Pata tha tu zaroor Parhay ga,
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Salay
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kali gand walay.
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Kiss Karun?
Man: Kiss Karun?
Gal: Lipstick kharab hogi.
Man: Boob dabaun.?
Gal: T-shirt kharab hogi.?
Man: Fuck?
Gal: Period me hun.?
Man: Don’t say loose motions hai
1 Admi k Pas 10 inch ka Ghora tha
1 Admi k Pas 10 inch ka Ghora tha.
Dost ne Pocha k ye kahan se lia hai?
Wo bola k Pahar k pas 1 baba betha hai us se jo mango daita hai,
lekin itna khayal rahy k wo ooncha sunta hai.
Dost baba k pas Gya aur bola baba ji Mujhe HEERAY ki Bori do.
Baba ne kuch parha to bori aa gai;
wo le kr jb neechay aaya to us main KHEERAY thay.
Us ne dost ko btaya k yar main ne to Heeray mangay thay Magar ye to Kheeray hain.
Dost ne jwab dia k ‘Tumhain btaya to tha k baba ooncha sunta hai;
Ab tujhy kia lgta hai k main ne 10 inch ka GHORA manga tha??
Aankhon Main Haya Ho To…
Aankhon Main Haya Ho To Parda Dil Ka Hi Kaafi Hai,
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Nahi To Naqaabon Se Bhi Hotay Hain Isharay chudai K…
Hame in machron ko paida hone se rokna chahiye
Teacher : Hame in machron ko paida hone se rokna chahiye.
Student : Wo to ho hi nahin sakta.
Teacher : Kyon?
Student : Kyon ki itna chota condom ban hi nahi sakta.
Eik sardar ki suhag raat th
Eik sardar ki suhag raat thi,Sardar apni bevi kay pechay dalnay laga to wo
boli,na na sardar jee pechay nahi agay sardar bola tumhain kaisay pata hai
bevi boli…mera boy friend meray agay dalta tha Sardar bola…acha…
par mera boy friend to meray pechay dalta tha…
Khoti ki tangen Pakar K Rakh…
Pathan darya kinaray khoti chodne Ki try Kr Rha Tha
Wo Jb B Andr dalta Khoti Laat Mar Kr Niche Gira Deti , itne Me 1 Larki darya Me Dubti Nazr Ayi
to us Ne Larki Ko Bacha Liya !
Larki :Tum ne Meri Jan Bachai hai , ab tm Jo Kahoge Mai Kroongi
Pathan : to phir Khoti ki tangen Pakar K Rakh…
New English to Urdu Dictionary
New English 2 Urdu Dictionary
Selfish
Bharwa
Bitch
Randi
Agent
Dalla
Stupid man
Chutiya
Ignore
Lund pe charh
Heavy Loss
Gand Phatna
Severe Loss
Gand phat k hath mein ajana
Danger
Gand galay mein ajana
Jealous
Jhantain jal jana
Run Away
Gand Dikhana
Welcome
Tattay Uthana…
Rishte ki baat chal rahi thi…
Rishte ki baat chal rahi thi:
Faraz clerk hai 5000 pagar hai
uper se 15000 kamata hai
lardki walle: lardki nurse hai
2500 pagar hai + nicche se 50000
kamati hai!
vo kon si cheez hai jis k charoo taraf baal…
PAPA : vo kon si cheez hai jis k charoo taraf baal hotay hain
SON : papa may bataoo
PAPA :nahi tum chup rahoo
SON : may batata hoo ….. AANKH
PAPA : ohh haan
SON : to kya aap lun samajh rahay thay
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