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Doolha Shadi ki pehli rat

Doolha Shadi ki pehli rat, BV ka Ghonghat utha k bare piyar se:

Kia Nam hy hmare ‘Huzoor’ ka?

BV:

HAZRAT MUHAMMAD (S.A.W.W)

Dulha: (heran ho kr)

Kiya farmaya Huzoor ne?

BV:

Yehi K

Namaz parho

Rozy rakho,

Zakat do,

Dulha pareshan ho kr bahar gaya or bola:

Sab Wazu Kr K andar aa jaen “DARS”ho rha hy.

New English to Urdu Dictionary

New English 2 Urdu Dictionary

Selfish
Bharwa

Bitch
Randi

Agent
Dalla

Stupid man
Chutiya

Ignore
Lund pe charh

Heavy Loss
Gand Phatna

Severe Loss
Gand phat k hath mein ajana

Danger
Gand galay mein ajana

Jealous
Jhantain jal jana

Run Away
Gand Dikhana

Welcome
Tattay Uthana…

munna yahin se bahar ata he??

Larka: munna yahin se bahar ata he??

larki(muskuratay huay) : han lekin tm jhanko mat. Nazar nahi ae ga. Boht chota suraakh he.

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thodi der baad

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school ki bell bajti he. Munna bahr ata he, aur larka larki munnay ko le kr ghar chalay jatay hen.

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Suraakh gate me bi hota hai jaaani,

lekin teri soch ko 21 topon ki salaami.

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