Eik sardar ki suhag raat thi,Sardar apni bevi kay pechay dalnay laga to wo
boli,na na sardar jee pechay nahi agay sardar bola tumhain kaisay pata hai
bevi boli…mera boy friend meray agay dalta tha Sardar bola…acha…
par mera boy friend to meray pechay dalta tha…

Khusra police interview k liye gya.
Officer:tum fauji nhi bn skty, tumhara wo nhi hy.
Khusra,
taali mar k,
haye haye tumko goli chlwani hy ya maa chudwani hy

Acha frnd bilkul larki k brazier ki tara hota hai,

1=Cmfrtble

2=Supportive

3=Tight

4=Girny na dy

Or

5=Hmesha dil k pas rahy;-

Oye Brazier.

Kaisa hai tu ? Hahahahaha

thora sa karne do
Plz thora sa karne do
kisi ko pati nahi chale ga
bus thora sa karne do
aik chota sa sms

conductor : bachcay ka full ticket lage ga!
lady : yeh tu abhi nipple chusta hai!
conductor : wo tu is ka baap bhi choosta hai, tu kya uska bhi aadha loo gi ?

Girl and boy lost in jungle After two days of struggle for food and
water, girl said-dear plz fuck me. boy said: why? girl said: abey kuch to ander
jayega.

Kya khel ishq ne khela hai
kyun latka hua ye kela hai
dil kal bhi mera akela tha
lun aaj bhi mera thakela hai
ye money nahin chhooti lun ki
hum kitni bar naha bethe
din men panch bar naha bethe

Dekha julie film ka gana kitna pyara hai

3 gushtian apas men apni khuwahshien bol rahi thi…
pehli gashti:mere 2 husband hon jo saari raat lagain…

doosri gashti: mere 4 husband hon jo din raat ki shift lagain….

teesri gashti: mera ek hee shohar ho uska chhota sa lund ho us se mera ek cute beta ho jp bada ho kar cricketer baney jab worldcup ka final ho last ball per 2 runs ki zarurat ho aur wo out hojaye aur 16 crore
awam kahey teri MAA ko Lun…………..

New English 2 Urdu Dictionary

Selfish
Bharwa

Bitch
Randi

Agent
Dalla

Stupid man
Chutiya

Ignore
Lund pe charh

Heavy Loss
Gand Phatna

Severe Loss
Gand phat k hath mein ajana

Danger
Gand galay mein ajana

Jealous
Jhantain jal jana

Run Away
Gand Dikhana

Welcome
Tattay Uthana…

Aankhon Main Haya Ho To Parda Dil Ka Hi Kaafi Hai,
.
.
.
Nahi To Naqaabon Se Bhi Hotay Hain Isharay chudai K…

Jo mila aurat ko mila!!
Hont milay chuswany ko,
Mammay milay dabwanay ko,
Phuddi mili chudwanay ko.

Aur apko kia mila??? LUN!!! aor wo b sirf hilaney ko???
so hilao…

Girl: Is dress ka kya price hai?
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss
Girl: Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss
Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill daadi dengi ;)

Pathan darya kinaray khoti chodne Ki try Kr Rha Tha
Wo Jb B Andr dalta Khoti Laat Mar Kr Niche Gira Deti , itne Me 1 Larki darya Me Dubti Nazr Ayi
to us Ne Larki Ko Bacha Liya !

Larki :Tum ne Meri Jan Bachai hai , ab tm Jo Kahoge Mai Kroongi

Pathan : to phir Khoti ki tangen Pakar K Rakh…