Jo dil mein dard de use dildaar kehte hain
Aur jo sar mein dard de use sardar kehte hain.
Hindi Sardar SMS Messages Collection
Hindi Sardar SMS
Flash New
A two seater plane crashed at a graveyard at Punjab.
Locals found 500 dead bodies and still digging 4 more…
Oye tu aaj Doctor ke paas janewala tha
Santa “Oye tu aaj Doctor ke paas janewala tha na, kyo nahi gaya?
Banta “Nahi yaar aaj tabiyat thodi kharab hai, kal chala jaaunga.”
Petrol pump nahi..
Ek sardar apne father k samne cigrate pi rahay the
Logon ne kaha ke aap apne father ke samne cigratte pi rahay ho?
Sardar bole: Wo mera father hai koi petrol pump to nahi na
Other way 2 marry
Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law?
Santa : Not really, but I don’t see any other way 2 marry Ur daughter!
anta fall out the window
Why did Santa fall out the window?
– He was ironing the curtain.
Pehele hi kaant liye
Sardar: He bhagwan tu mujhe 100 rupe dega to usme se 50 tujh par chadhaunga.
Kuch der baad use 50 rupe milte hai wo kehta hai:
Kya bhagwan mujh pe itna bhi bharosa nahi k pehele hi kaant liye.
Boss se milna hai
Dog 1: Main iss area mein naya naya hoon! Mujhe yaha ke kutto ke sardar se milna hai.
Dog 2: Ssshhh..Chup! Aawaz mat karo.
Boss iss waqt msg padh rahe hai!
Doctor and Sardar
Doctor : Aap ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai?
Sardar : Hoga, jarur hoga; 25 saalse mera khoon jo pee rahi hai.
Main churail hoon
A sardar passing through a jungle.
A churail stops him & says: Hoo hoo ha ha,main churail hoon.
Sardar: Janta hoon teri ek behan mere ghar main bhi hai!
ek darya k kinare 2 sardar chamchay se darya main
Ek darya k kinare 2 sardar chamchay se darya main dahi dal rahay thay…
Pathan ne dekha to pocha: Khoocha yeh kiya kerhy ho???
Sardar : Hum lassi bana rahay hain…
Pathan: hahaha..O pagal ka bacha log islye tum per latifa banaty hain..
Itni lassi tumhara baap piye ga…
Sardarji standing below a tube light
– Why is a Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth?
– Because his doctor advised him “Today’s dinner should be light”
Sardar jee pareshan
Sardar watching star tv bech mein advertise aaya,”aap dekh rahe hein star tv”.
Sardar jee bole,”oye! in ko kese paat chala ke mein star tv dekh raha hon?” Hoooon