SMS Messages1 pathan apne Betay k 6 mah bad birthday mna rha tha.
Sardar ne pucha khan sahib:
Log to sal bad birthday mnaty hen.
Pathan bola:
Hmare han smester systm chlta hai
Hindi Sardar SMS Messages Collection
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Hindi Sardar SMS
Truck number bhi likha hai
2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.
Sardar1 : Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case.
Sardar2: Aaho, truck number bhi likha hai.
BC-1760!!
Kash yeh meri…
Once sardarji saw a very soni kudi in the market & thought..
Ans : Kash ke yeh meri maa hondi toh main bhi inna sona honda..
Past tense of think
A friend asks sardar how was ur exam?
Sardar: It was ok but I couldn’t answer the past tense of think.
Friend: What did u wrote?
Sardar: I thought & thought & finally I wrote ‘thunk’.
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Ek sardar exam dene gaya to …
Ek sardar exam dene gaya to apnay saath plumber ko saath le kar gaya.
Guess karo kyun le kar gaya????
Arey yaar simple hai usko yeh news mili thi k paper leak ho gaya.
Sardar g road cross krty huwy truck sy takra gaey…
Sardar g road cross krty huwy truck sy takra gaey..
Jb hosh aya to logon ny pucha Sardar g truck nzr nai aya c?
Srdar G: nzr te aya c pr truck te likhya c
Tu lang ja saadi khair aey.
Guess karo kyun le kar gaya?
Ek sardar exam dene gaya to apnay saath plumber ko saath le kar gaya.
Guess karo kyun le kar gaya?
– Array yaar simple hai uss ko yeh news mili thi k paper leak ho gaya.
Main churail hoon
A sardar passing through a jungle.
A churail stops him & says: Hoo hoo ha ha,main churail hoon.
Sardar: Janta hoon teri ek behan mere ghar main bhi hai!
Janwar ki aulad
Banta to son: Oye ghabra na tu sher da puttar hai.
Son: Jip papa class mein teacher bhi yehi bolti hai.
Tu kisi janwar ki aulad hai.
Agar aapko garam hua toh?
Aadmin : Aacha sardarji ek baat bataiye agar aapko garam hua toh aap kya karoge.
Saradar ji : Oye! wery simple to main koolar ke samne baidhunga.
Aadmin : Agar fir bhi garam hua to.
Saradar ji : Oye! tab koolar chaloo karunga.
We have to learn telegu
One day a sardarji talking with his friend…
Sardarji: We have to learn telugu within 6 months or we will not be able to communicate with my child.
Friend: Is it! Why?
Sardarji: We have adopted a telugu child and it will start to speak after 6 months.
Mere baap to bahut hai par…
Sardar gifted a card 2 his dad
On his birthday with a sher
“Phool bahut hai par gulab jaisa koi nahi
Mere baap to bahut hai par, aap jaisa koi nahi”
Sardar at an art gallery
Sardar at an art gallery “I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call a modern art?”
Art Dealer, “I beg your pardon sir. Thats a mirror!”
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