Santa, “I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art?
Art dealer, “I beg your pardon sir, that is a mirror.”
Napoleon: There is no such word as ‘Impossible’ in my dictionary.
Santa: Tum ne dictionary dekh ke nahi kharidani thi na…!
Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the roadÃ¢?Â¦.why ?
Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office
Sardar: Will U marry , after I die.
Wife : No I will live with my sister.
Wife : Will U marry , after I die.
Sardar: No I will also live with ur sister.
A sardarji doctor falls in love with a nurse.He writes a love letter to the nurse
– I Love U sister….
Sardar always study in front of a mirror because of 3 reasons:
1. It helps saving revision time.
2. He can keep a watch on himself.
3. He likes combined studies.
Why couldn’t the Sardar write the number “eleven”?
He didn’t know which “one” came first…