SMS Messages When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver
adjusted mirror. Sardar shouted, “You are trying to see my wife?
Sit back. I will drive.”
Hindi Sardar SMS Messages Collection
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Hindi Sardar SMS
Naam yaad nahi aa raha
Ek sardar bar mein beth kar ro raha tha.
Bar boy: Kyo ro rahe ho?
Sardar: Jis ladki ko bhulane ki koshish mein main pine aaya tha uska naam yaad nahi aa raha..
Sardarji is trying to commit suicide
Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway:
Apne saath wine and chicken bhi leke jata hain.
Koi usko rokta hai or poochta hai “Kyon bhai,
ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?”
Sardarji keheta hai,
“Sala train late aati hai kahin bhook se na mar jaun”.
anta fall out the window
Why did Santa fall out the window?
– He was ironing the curtain.
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Santa and frog argument
Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Iss mein suicide karne waali kya baat thi?
Sardar and Friend
Sardar : Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya.
Friend : Lekin tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti hai.
Sardar : Wo maine chupa di thi, warna wo bhi chori ho jati.
Baap ka naam
Sardar 100 watt bulb par baap ka naam likh raha tha…
Baap ne puchha “kya kar rahe ho?”
Sardar : baap ka naam roshan kar raha hoon.
Kintna padhe ho
Sardar: Aap kitna padhe ho?
Friend: B.A.
Sardar: kamal karte ho yaar, sirf do word padhe aur woh bhi ulte.
Ek Sardar Beach par leta hua tha…
Ek Sardar Beach par leta hua tha k wahan se ek Angrez guzra aur sardar se pocha
Are u relaxing?
SARDAR: No, I am Ranjeet Singh.
Phr dobara ek Angrez guzra or us ne b yehi poocha:
Are u relaxing?
Sardar ghussay se:
No, I am Ranjeet Singh.
Ye keh k wo utha aur apnay se kuch door letay huay Angrez se bola:
Are u relaxing?
ANGREZ: Yes, I am relaxing.
SARDAR thappar mar k bola: “aby tu idher laita hua hai aur wahan tujhe sub log dhond rahe hain”
Talaq kyun di?
Santa: Yaar tum nay apni biwi ko talaq kyun di?
Banta : Yaar wo badi character less thi, shaadi muj say ki hai aur bacha bagwaan say mangti hai.
Sardarji is not sleeping
Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife these days.
Guess why?
Because somebody had told him that it is wrong to sleep with married women.
Ek Sardar
Ek Sardar road se gujar raha tha achank usne jhuk kar road se kuchh uthaya aur achank chillaya…
Kamine log sandaas bhi aise karte hai jaise samosa pada ho.
Is mein aur colour dikhao
1 Sardar indian flag lene shop par gaya.
Flag dekhkar sardar kuch bola
Jise sunkar shopkeeper pareshan ho gaya…
Guess woh kya bola???
Is mein aur colour dikhao.
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