SMS MessagesEk sardar exam dene gaya to apnay saath plumber ko saath le kar gaya.
Guess karo kyun le kar gaya?
– Array yaar simple hai uss ko yeh news mili thi k paper leak ho gaya.
Hindi Sardar SMS Messages Collection
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Hindi Sardar SMS
I Love U sister
A sardarji doctor falls in love with a nurse.He writes a love letter to the nurse
– I Love U sister….
Your wife very sweet
Sardar sent sms to his boss:
Me sick, no work.
Boss sms back:
When I am sick I kiss my wife, try it.
2 Hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
Me ok, ur wife very sweet.
Test nahi one-day karwalo
Ek Sardar Ki maa ki tabiyat kharab thi.
Jab hospital le gaye to doctor ne bola ke inke test honge.
Sardar bola inki umar zyada nahi hai test nahi one-day karwa lo.
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Tum shadi shuda ho…
Sardar:Tum shadi shuda ho?
Pathan: Han, humara aurat say shadi hua he
Sardar: Bewakuf to kia mard se b shadi hoti ha
Pathan:Han humara bahen ka hua ha..
Kash yeh meri…
Once sardarji saw a very soni kudi in the market & thought..
Ans : Kash ke yeh meri maa hondi toh main bhi inna sona honda..
yar ye SURAJ hai ya CHAND…
Sardar asman per dekh raha tha,
usne Pathan se pucha:
“yar ye SURAJ hai ya CHAND?
Pathan ne kaha:
“pata nai main is SHEHER main naya aaya hun.
Mein bht kanjus hun…
Sardar:Mein bht kanjus hun,akela HoneyMoon pe gya
or aadhy paisy bchaye
2ra Sardar:Ye to kuch nhi,mene to biwi ko apny dost k
sath bheja or saary paisy bchaye.
Main nikala gadi le k
Santa: Main nikala gadi le k o nadi k kinare, 1 mendak mila uthe maine pucha oye ki sardar pagal hote hai?
Mendak jump in water
Santa: “Oye isme sosaide karne vali konsi baat thi”
Wo udash ho gaya
Santa ke 20 sal bad bacha hua. Wo udash ho gaya.
Banta : Yaar udash kyo ho.
Santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa.
Ek hara vala dena!
Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks, ‘Aap ke paas color TV hai kya?’
‘Haa’ replies shop owner.
Santa Singh says, ‘Ek hara vala dena!’
Sardarji’s intelligence
– How do you measure Sardarji’s intelligence?
– Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear
Lady to inspector Santa
Lady to inspector Santa : My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn`t come back yet!
Santa : Why don`t U cook something else.
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