SMS MessagesDog 1: Main iss area mein naya naya hoon! Mujhe yaha ke kutto ke sardar se milna hai.
Dog 2: Ssshhh..Chup! Aawaz mat karo.
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Hindi Sardar SMS
We have to learn telegu
One day a sardarji talking with his friend…
Sardarji: We have to learn telugu within 6 months or we will not be able to communicate with my child.
Friend: Is it! Why?
Sardarji: We have adopted a telugu child and it will start to speak after 6 months.
Oye tu aaj Doctor ke paas janewala tha
Santa “Oye tu aaj Doctor ke paas janewala tha na, kyo nahi gaya?
Banta “Nahi yaar aaj tabiyat thodi kharab hai, kal chala jaaunga.”
beta ye kaisi mchis lay….
SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay
kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi
SON :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub
check kar kay laya hoooon :)
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A Sardar invested 2 Lakh
A Sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and suffered huge loss.
– Do U know what the business was in?
– He opened a Saloon in Punjab!.
yar ye SURAJ hai ya CHAND…
Sardar asman per dekh raha tha,
usne Pathan se pucha:
“yar ye SURAJ hai ya CHAND?
Pathan ne kaha:
“pata nai main is SHEHER main naya aaya hun.
Lawyer to Sardar
Lawyer to Sardar : Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke…
Sardar : Yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya to court mein bulaiya.Aab fir gita pe haath.
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Meri biwi aur meri premika
Two Sardars were walking together…
Pehla : Oye marr gaye. Meri biwi aur meri premika ek saath aa rahi hain..
Dusra : Oye main bhi yahi bolne wala tha…
Impossible
Hitler says “There is no word like ‘IMPOSSIBLE’ in my dictionary”
Sardar says, Ab bolne se kya fayda.
Jab kharida tha tabhi chek karna tha…!
What do you call a Sardar?
– What do you call a Sardar who drinks only beer?
– Just-beer Singh (’T’ silent!).
ek karachi 1 lahor
Sardar:
Jab Mere Bachay hongay to 1 Ko Karachi or 1 ko Lahore chor Aunga.
Friend:
Wo Q?
Sardar:
Kal TV par bata rahay thy k bachon k Darmiyan Waqfa Zaruri hai
When I was born
When I was born saitan said ohoh!!!
Another angel
But when U were born saitan said oh shit..
Competition !!!
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