Khidiki se dekha to rasta per koi nahi tha.Wah wah!
Khidiki se dekha to rasta per koi nahi tha.
Raste pe jaa kar dekha to khidiki pe koi nahi tha.
An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
Englishman : Good evening, how do u do?
Santa : Gud evening, we open the zip and do.
Doctor : App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai?
Sardar : Hoga, Jarur hoga, 25 saalse mera khoon jo pee rahi hai….
Sardar petrol pump gaya,wahan usne ek board pe likha dekha, “Don’t use mobile here”.
Sardarji ne mobile nikala or har dost ko phone kar ke kaha, “Don’t call me now”.
Hitler says “There is no word like ‘IMPOSSIBLE’ in my dictionary”
Sardar says, Ab bolne se kya fayda.
Jab kharida tha tabhi chek karna tha…!
Sardar always study in front of a mirror because of 3 reasons:
1. It helps saving revision time.
2. He can keep a watch on himself.
3. He likes combined studies.
Teacher: Agar chor piche ke darwaje se aaye then what to do?
Sardar: Just dial 001, police bhi peche se ayegi.
– What do you call a Sardar who drinks only beer?
– Just-beer Singh (’T’ silent!).
Two Sardars went into a pub and after ordering two drinks took some sandwiches out of their pockets and started to eat them.
“You can’t eat your own sandwiches in here,” complained the pub-owner.
So the two Sardars exchanged their sandwiches.
Santa ki chatri mein hole tha,
Kisi ne pucha, umbrella mein hole kyu?
Sardar bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi toh pata kaise chalega..