Teacher to Santa : Es line ki english banao,
usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.

Santa : He done his work and done dana dan done dana done!

Santa “Oye tu aaj Doctor ke paas janewala tha na, kyo nahi gaya?

Banta “Nahi yaar aaj tabiyat thodi kharab hai, kal chala jaaunga.”

Jo dil mein dard de use dildaar kehte hain
Aur jo sar mein dard de use sardar kehte hain.

A two seater plane crashed at a graveyard at Punjab.
Locals found 500 dead bodies and still digging 4 more…

Ek sardar apne father k samne cigrate pi rahay the

Logon ne kaha ke aap apne father ke samne cigratte pi rahay ho?

Sardar bole: Wo mera father hai koi petrol pump to nahi na

Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law?

Santa : Not really, but I don’t see any other way 2 marry Ur daughter!

Why did Santa fall out the window?
– He was ironing the curtain.

Doctor : Aap ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai?

Sardar : Hoga, jarur hoga; 25 saalse mera khoon jo pee rahi hai.

A sardar passing through a jungle.

A churail stops him & says: Hoo hoo ha ha,main churail hoon.

Sardar: Janta hoon teri ek behan mere ghar main bhi hai!

– Why is a Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth?

– Because his doctor advised him “Today’s dinner should be light”