It takes thousand workers to build a castle,
Million soldiers to protect a country,
But just one woman to make a Happy Home!
Let’s Thank…KAAMWALI

– What does Sardarji do when he has one white sheet and wants an extra sheet?

– He makes a photocopy of the white sheet.

Sardar: In my dreams rats play football every night
Doctor: Take this tablet you will be ok.
Sardar: Can I take tomorrow? Tonight is final match.

When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver
adjusted mirror. Sardar shouted, “You are trying to see my wife?
Sit back. I will drive.”

Doctor : Aap ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai?

Sardar : Hoga, jarur hoga; 25 saalse mera khoon jo pee rahi hai.

– Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?

– They think their picture is being taken.

Santa: Ye Kela Kaise Diya?

Kele Wala: 1Rs

Santa: 60 Paisa ka Deta hai??

Kele Wala: 60 Paise mein to sirf ChiLka MiLega.

Santa: Le 40 Paise, ChILka rakh Aur KeLa De..

Santa ki chatri mein hole tha,
Kisi ne pucha, umbrella mein hole kyu?

Sardar bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi toh pata kaise chalega..