A Sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop.

A customer girl asked: Underwear dikhana plz.
Sardar thora sharmakar: G aaj pehna nahi ha.

Sardar : Apne bete se bola, Bevakuf…kaisa machis leke aaya hai, ek bhi tili nahin jalti.

Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test karke laya hu.

Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
Sardar: You told me to do it without using tables.

Wife: Kash tussi sms honde main zindagi bhar save kar lendi.

Husband: Kash tussi ringtone honde main har hafte badal sakta.

It was Santa’s wedding anniversary.

Preeto : Shall we have butter chicken to celebrate?
Santa : Why to punish the poor chicken for the mistake we have made.

Doctor : App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai?

Sardar : Hoga, Jarur hoga, 25 saalse mera khoon jo pee rahi hai….

Ek Sardar road se gujar raha tha achank usne jhuk kar road se kuchh uthaya aur achank chillaya…

Kamine log sandaas bhi aise karte hai jaise samosa pada ho.

Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend’s name in English.
Sardar wrote: ‘Beautiful Red Underware’
Teacher: What?
Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi.

Sardar : Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya.

Friend : Lekin tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti hai.

Sardar : Wo maine chupa di thi, warna wo bhi chori ho jati.

Santa said something in Banta’s ear, and Banta died.

Take a wild guess,
what did he say…?

!!!…”Dhishkiyaon”…!!!