Sardar at an art gallery : I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ?

Art dealer : I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!

– What do you call a Sardar who drinks only beer?

– Just-beer Singh (’T’ silent!).

A man asked Sardarji, why Manmohan Singh goes walking at evening not in the morning.

Sardarji replied “Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM”.

Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote “NO MATCH, DUE TO RAIN!”

Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend’s name in English.
Sardar wrote: ‘Beautiful Red Underware’
Teacher: What?
Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi.

When I was born saitan said ohoh!!!
Another angel

But when U were born saitan said oh shit..
Competition !!!

Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.

His wife asked what you are doing?

He said, “I am seeing how I look while sleeping.”