It takes thousand workers to build a castle,
Million soldiers to protect a country,
But just one woman to make a Happy Home!
Let’s Thank…KAAMWALI

– What do you call a Sardar who drinks only beer?

– Just-beer Singh (’T’ silent!).

A sardarji doctor falls in love with a nurse.He writes a love letter to the nurse

– I Love U sister….

Bus chali jhatka laga aur santa ek ladki par ja gira:

Ladki boli: Badtameez kya kar rahe ho?

Santa: Ji punjab university se B.A. Final.

A man asked Sardarji, why Manmohan Singh goes walking at evening not in the morning.

Sardarji replied “Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM”.

Banta to son: Oye ghabra na tu sher da puttar hai.

Son: Jip papa class mein teacher bhi yehi bolti hai.
Tu kisi janwar ki aulad hai.

Santa “Oye tu aaj Doctor ke paas janewala tha na, kyo nahi gaya?

Banta “Nahi yaar aaj tabiyat thodi kharab hai, kal chala jaaunga.”

Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai

Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai

Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Iss mein suicide karne waali kya baat thi?

Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab .

Local Sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more…

Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law?

Santa : Not really, but I don’t see any other way 2 marry Ur daughter!

Sardars Hari Singh and Gani Singh are in a railway station.
Hari Singh asks the clerk: “Can I take this train to Ludhiana?”
“No,” answers the railway man.
“Can I?” asks Gani Singh.