Sardar was writing something very slowly.

Friend asked:” Why r u writing so slowly?

Sardar: “I’m writing to my 6 yr old son, he can’t read very fast.

Sardar : Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya.

Friend : Lekin tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti hai.

Sardar : Wo maine chupa di thi, warna wo bhi chori ho jati.

Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai

Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai

Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Iss mein suicide karne waali kya baat thi?

A tourist from United States comes to visit India and he see a sardar. He asked a question to sardar:

Tourist: Any great man born in this village?

Sardar: No sir, only small Babies!!!

Santa: Yaar tum nay apni biwi ko talaq kyun di?

Banta : Yaar wo badi character less thi, shaadi muj say ki hai aur bacha bagwaan say mangti hai.

Main kal bazaar ja raha tha

Ke meri chappal toot gai

Ab chappal to “moochi” seeta hai

“Seeta” to “darzi” bhi hai

“Darzi “to “kapray” seeta hai

“Kapray” to “rangeen” hotay hain

“Rangeen” to “lota” bhi hota hai

” Lota” to “bathroom” main hota hai

“Bathroom” main to “nal” bhi hota hai

“Nal” to “lohay” ka hota hai

“Lohay” ki to “istiri” (iron) bhi hoti hai

“Istri” to “garam” hoti hai

“Garam” to “custard” bhi hota hai

“Custard” to “peela” hota hai

“Peela” to “chooza” bhi hota hai

“Chooza” to “anday” main se nikalta hai

“Anda” to “sufaid” hota hai

“Sufaid” to “doodh” bhi hota hai

“Doodh” to “bhains” daity hai

“Bhains” to “kaali” hoti hai

“Kaala” to “bangali” bhi hota hai

“Bangali” to “paan” khata hai

“Paan” to “laal” hota hai

“Laal” to “gulab”bhi hota hai

“Gulaab” main to “kantay’ hotay hain

“Kantain” to “machli” main bhi hotay hain

“Machli’ to “acchi” hoti hai

“Achcha” to “bander” bhi hota hai

“Bander’ to! “Bander’ hota hai

Padhne walay “bunder” jaisay hi hotay hain

“Jo padh kar apna time barbad

Karte hain..”

Well..

Ooper wale nay aap ko

Bheja to bheja .

“Per bheja to

Aisa bheja….”

Ki

“Bheje mein bheja hi nahi

Bheja.”.

Ye mujhe kisi

Ne bheja ..

Isliye maine aap ko bheja….

Aap ko bura laga ?

Toh aap kisi

Aur ko bhej do.

Rassia : We r the 1st in space.
U.S.A : We r the 1st on the moon.
India : We will be 1st on the sun.
U.S.A : U can’t land on the sun. It is hot.
Sardar : We r not stupid. Will go at night.

Why did Santa fall out the window?
– He was ironing the curtain.

– Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?

– They think their picture is being taken.

Sardar: In my dreams rats play football every night
Doctor: Take this tablet you will be ok.
Sardar: Can I take tomorrow? Tonight is final match.