A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote “DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!”
Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks, ‘Aap ke paas color TV hai kya?’
‘Haa’ replies shop owner.
Santa Singh says, ‘Ek hara vala dena!’
Doctor : Aap ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai?
Sardar : Hoga, jarur hoga; 25 saalse mera khoon jo pee rahi hai.
Santa, “I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art?
Art dealer, “I beg your pardon sir, that is a mirror.”
Santa said something in Banta’s ear, and Banta died.
Take a wild guess,
what did he say…?
Ek sardar apne father k samne cigrate pi rahay the
Logon ne kaha ke aap apne father ke samne cigratte pi rahay ho?
Sardar bole: Wo mera father hai koi petrol pump to nahi na
Dog 1: Main iss area mein naya naya hoon! Mujhe yaha ke kutto ke sardar se milna hai.
Dog 2: Ssshhh..Chup! Aawaz mat karo.
Boss iss waqt msg padh rahe hai!
Lawyer to Sardar : Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke…
Sardar : Yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya to court mein bulaiya.Aab fir gita pe haath.
Lady to inspector Santa : My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn`t come back yet!
Santa : Why don`t U cook something else.
1 Sardar indian flag lene shop par gaya.
Flag dekhkar sardar kuch bola
Jise sunkar shopkeeper pareshan ho gaya…
Guess woh kya bola???
Is mein aur colour dikhao.