A Sardar’s speech to his workers in English:
“Do do, not do not do. Eat ur husband and lie in oven. What my goes? Your goes your father’s goes….
In punjabi: Karna hye karo, nahi karna na karo. Khasmaa nu khayo te chullhay vich pao…
Mera ki janda ay?
Jo janda a tuwada, ty twaday peo da janda ay.:-P
Sardar apni sister ke saath bike pe ja raha tha.
Boy: Oh! Paaji girlfriend k saath kaha ja rahe ho.
Sardar: Oye! Girlfriend hogi teri meri to sister hai.
Sardar: Will U marry , after I die.
Wife : No I will live with my sister.
Wife : Will U marry , after I die.
Sardar: No I will also live with ur sister.
Dog 1: Main iss area mein naya naya hoon! Mujhe yaha ke kutto ke sardar se milna hai.
Dog 2: Ssshhh..Chup! Aawaz mat karo.
Boss iss waqt msg padh rahe hai!
Ek sardar bar mein beth kar ro raha tha.
Bar boy: Kyo ro rahe ho?
Sardar: Jis ladki ko bhulane ki koshish mein main pine aaya tha uska naam yaad nahi aa raha..
Doctor : App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai?
Sardar : Hoga, Jarur hoga, 25 saalse mera khoon jo pee rahi hai….
Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
His wife asked what you are doing?
He said, “I am seeing how I look while sleeping.”
When I was born saitan said ohoh!!!
But when U were born saitan said oh shit..
Sardar: Kal koi myri B.V k purse sy 2000 Ly giya
Pathan:Jhut Bolti hy sali,,1500 tha,,,
ham ne 2 bar gina tha,
Sardar: Pysy ka masla nhi hy
Bas Tu Bnda Lab..
Santa, “I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art?
Art dealer, “I beg your pardon sir, that is a mirror.”