A Sardar enters shop shouts, Where is my free gift with this oil?
Shopkeeper: Iske Saath koi gift nahin hai bhai saahab?
Sardar : Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE.
Sardar: O Banno Car ki speed itani kyo badha di..?
Biwi: Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, accident ho jaye iske pehele ghar pahunch jaate hai.
Sardar: Kal koi myri B.V k purse sy 2000 Ly giya
Pathan:Jhut Bolti hy sali,,1500 tha,,,
ham ne 2 bar gina tha,
Sardar: Pysy ka masla nhi hy
Bas Tu Bnda Lab..
Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked : Why r u writing so slowly?
Sardar : I’m writing to my 6 yr old son, he can’t read very fast.
Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Iss mein suicide karne waali kya baat thi?
Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
His wife asked what you are doing?
He said, “I am seeing how I look while sleeping.”
– Why did 18 Sardarjis go to a movie?
– Because below 18 was not allowed.
Sardar: Will U marry , after I die.
Wife : No I will live with my sister.
Wife : Will U marry , after I die.
Sardar: No I will also live with ur sister.
Teacher to Santa : Es line ki english banao,
usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.
Santa : He done his work and done dana dan done dana done!
Khidiki se dekha to rasta per koi nahi tha.Wah wah!
Khidiki se dekha to rasta per koi nahi tha.
Raste pe jaa kar dekha to khidiki pe koi nahi tha.