A Sardar’s speech to his workers in English:
“Do do, not do not do. Eat ur husband and lie in oven. What my goes? Your goes your father’s goes….
In punjabi: Karna hye karo, nahi karna na karo. Khasmaa nu khayo te chullhay vich pao…
Mera ki janda ay?
Jo janda a tuwada, ty twaday peo da janda ay.:-P
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