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2. What do you call a Sardar? – What do you call a Sardar who drinks only beer? – Just-beer Singh (’T’ silent!)....
3. Good morning kehne ke liye Delhi – – Ke – – Pass – – Ke – – Nizamudin – – Railway station – – Ki...
4. An astronomer and Sardar An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope. Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls. Seeing that...
5. You r selected Read this fast! Chai Coffee Chai Coffee Chai Coffee Chai Coffee Ok!!! Congrats!!!! U r selected 2 work at d...
6. Sardars in a pub Two Sardars went into a pub and after ordering two drinks took some sandwiches out of their pockets and started...
7. Post Office Santa Singh: Can u spell a word that has more than 1000 letters in it? Banta Singh: Yes, Its Post...
8. Sardars in a railway station. Sardars Hari Singh and Gani Singh are in a railway station. Hari Singh asks the clerk: “Can I take this...
9. Smart Sardars and UFOs – What do smart Sardars and UFOs have in common? – You always hear about them but you never see...
10. Ek hara vala dena! Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks, ‘Aap ke paas color TV hai kya?’ ‘Haa’ replies shop owner....
11. Bewafa say kabhi pyaar nahin hota Bewafa say kabhi pyaar nahin hota, Marnay kay bad intizaar nahin hota, Dosti karo to zara dakh kar karna, Har...
12. Vitamns for grandson Beppo singh needs vitamins for grandson. Beppo Singh: I’d like some vitamins for my grandson. Clerk: Sir which one, vitamin...
13. A sardar was running with his pregnent wife A sardar was running with his pregnent wife, who was about to deliver, when another sardar asked him, O pernam...
14. Flash News Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab . Local Sardars have so far found 500...
15. Lunch box lids Why do Sardars have see-through lunch box lids? So that when they’re on the train they can tell if they’re...
16. Truck number bhi likha hai Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy. Sardar1 : Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case. Sardar2 : Aaho, truck number...
17. Ek Sardar Beach par leta hua tha… Ek Sardar Beach par leta hua tha k wahan se ek Angrez guzra aur sardar se pocha Are u relaxing?...
18. Knock the door How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ? Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it....
19. Wishing you Happy Eid… Wishing you “Happy Eid Mubarak” I know k ye jaldi hai, Pr kiya karon boht sare Sweet Young, Dashing, Smart,...
20. I think this is 1st msg for u.. 2Day is day of smart people! So send this msg 2 sum 1 who Looks smart. Plz don’t send back...
21. Meri biwi aur meri premika Two Sardars were walking together… Pehla : Oye marr gaye. Meri biwi aur meri premika ek saath aa rahi hain.....
22. The longest toilet Which is the longest toilet in the world? Simple Jammu se Kanyakumari Railway Line....
23. A man asked Sardarji A man asked Sardarji, why Manmohan Singh goes walking at evening not in the morning. Sardarji replied “Arey bhai Manmohan...
24. Truck number bhi likha hai 2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy. Sardar1 : Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case. Sardar2: Aaho, truck number...
25. Jo karna serial me kia karo Mom: beti badi hokar kya banogi? Beti: kuch nahin… Maa banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi.. Aur kya? Mom: Jo karna hai...
26. Sardar’s exam and fighting 2 sardars were fighting after exam. Sir: Y r u fighting? 1 Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank,...
27. Women are like cars Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station...
28. Pehlay kiss karo.. Pehlay kiss karo.. Phir shirt utaro.. Phir fuck karo.. Kitna asan hai sex karna !!...
29. Pepsodent se daant saaf karna Pepsodent se daant saaf karna, Babul se fresh karna, Colgate se white karna, Agar fir bhi fayda na ho to,...
30. One who smokes, has a SMOKY heart, One who smokes, has a SMOKY heart, One who drinks, has an ALCOHOLIC heart… So dear U must STOP eating...