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1. Main nikala gadi le k Santa: Main nikala gadi le k o nadi k kinare, 1 mendak mila uthe maine pucha oye ki sardar pagal...
2. Chatri mein hole Santa ki chatri mein hole tha, Kisi ne pucha, umbrella mein hole kyu? Sardar bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi toh...
3. Mango man Teacher To Santa: Translate this sentence in english, “mein aam aadmi nahi hoon”. Santa: I am not a mango man....
4. Band master with Santa Band master : Santa ji, aapke bhai ki shaadi mein kitne gaane gaana hain, uss hisab se rate lagega? Santa...
5. Ulte latka do Inspector to Santa: Phaansi se pehle, bata teri aakhri ichha kya hai? Santa: Mere pair upar aur shir neeche kar...
6. Main churail hoon A sardar passing through a jungle. A churail stops him & says: Hoo hoo ha ha,main churail hoon. Sardar: Janta...
7. Hazaron mein ek Santa ki patni Santa se boli: Aap hazaro mein ek hai. Santa ne ek tappad mara aur bola baki 999...
8. Naam yaad nahi aa raha Ek sardar bar mein beth kar ro raha tha. Bar boy: Kyo ro rahe ho? Sardar: Jis ladki ko bhulane...
9. Santa and frog argument Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai. Santa: Hai Frog: Nahin hai. Santa: Hai Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the...
10. sardar ji aapko logo ne kyun mara Sardar ji Aapko logo ne kyun mara ? Sardar ” yaar Meri Photo Bas main Gir Gayi To Maine Madam...
11. Aye Mamu Circuit : Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya? Mamu : Nehin. Circuit : To kha...
12. Aye Mamu!!! CIRCUIT : Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya? MAMU : Nehin. CIRCUIT : To kha...
13. Shanta and kele wala Santa: Ye Kela Kaise Diya? Kele Wala: 1Rs Santa: 60 Paisa ka Deta hai?? Kele Wala: 60 Paise mein to...
14. Train kya cheez hai Santa train ki patri par so gaya… Banta: Train aayegi toh mar jayega! Santa: Plane upar se gaya kuch nahi...
15. Santa and banta jungle mein Santa and banta jungle mein… Saamne aayaa sher, Banta ne sher ki aakhon main matthi phenki, Aur bhaagne lagaa aur...
16. Rutho jo pyar hum se dubara nhi mila Rutha jo pyar hum se Dubara nhi mila Kya bewafa tha shakhs Dubara nhi mila Ik bar aa gya tha...
17. Sardar’s call A sardar calls another sardar on the phone & says, “Hi, Main Bol Raha Hoon”. The other sardar replies, “Kamaal...
18. Sardar jee pareshan Sardar watching star tv bech mein advertise aaya,”aap dekh rahe hein star tv”. Sardar jee bole,”oye! in ko kese paat...
19. Sardar to girlfriend Sardar to girlfriend : Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana kar rahe hai. Girlfriend : Tumhare ghar...
20. Baap ka naam Sardar 100 watt bulb par baap ka naam likh raha tha… Baap ne puchha “kya kar rahe ho?” Sardar :...
21. Boss se milna hai Dog 1: Main iss area mein naya naya hoon! Mujhe yaha ke kutto ke sardar se milna hai. Dog 2:...
22. CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot … CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin...
23. Lawyer to Sardar Lawyer to Sardar : Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke… Sardar : Yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya to court...
24. Log Mujh Se Mil Kar Bichar Jate Hain Log Mujh Se Mil Kar Bichar Jate Hain. Is Liye Main Logon Se Door Rehta Hoon. Mat Samjo K Aate...
25. Interviewer: Tell me the opposite of good?? Interviewer: Tell me the opposite of good?? Sardar : Bad Interviewer: Come Sardar : GO Interviewer: Ugly Sardar : Pichlli...
26. Is mein aur colour dikhao 1 Sardar indian flag lene shop par gaya. Flag dekhkar sardar kuch bola Jise sunkar shopkeeper pareshan ho gaya… Guess...
27. Only small babies A tourist from United States comes to visit India and he see a sardar. He asked a question to sardar:...
28. Sardar ko gali mein para 100 ka note mila… Sardar ko gali mein para 100 ka note mila jis pe likha tha “EID MUBARAK” Sardar ne idher udher dekha,...
29. Note bheeg jayega Munnabhai: Aey circuit note ke upar ke gandhiji hamesha muskurate hue kyun rehte hai? Circuit: Kyuki agar woh roo pade...
30. 100-100 ke note bichhata hoon Woh jab chalti hai to raahon main 100-100 ke note bichhata hoon Woh chaali jati hai tab uthaa leta hoon...