Sardar is driving a jeep in a jungle…

Tourist : How do we escape if lion comes now?
Sardar : Give right indicator and turn left.

It takes thousand workers to build a castle,
Million soldiers to protect a country,
But just one woman to make a Happy Home!
Let’s Thank…KAAMWALI

ONCE THERE WAS A MIRROR WHICH USED TO KILL LIERS:

FRENCH: I THINK I DON’T SMOKE(KILLED)

AMERICAN: I THINK I LOVE IRAQ.(KILLED)

SARDAR:I THINK……(KILLED)

Wife: Kash tussi sms honde main zindagi bhar save kar lendi.

Husband: Kash tussi ringtone honde main har hafte badal sakta.

Sardar : Bhagwan mujheydard day dukh day, tension day, mujhey barbaad ker day,
meray peechay bhoot laga day.

Bhagwan : Abay salay aik line main bool biwi chahiye

Mr.Inside went outside to see Mr.Outside. Inside standing outside called outside outside, but outside sitting inside called inside inside. When inside came inside outside went outside 2 see inside then outside called inside outside but inside from inside called outside. Now where is ur brain? Inside OR Outside?

“Darling,” said Banta to his new bride, Preeto,
“Now that we are married, do you think you will be able to live on my small income?”
“Of course, dearest, no trouble,” she replied.
“But what will you live on?”

Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend’s name in English.
Sardar wrote: ‘Beautiful Red Underware’
Teacher: What?
Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi.

Q: Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut?

A: Because they advertised: ‘Free Delivery’.

An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope. Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls.

Seeing that Santa Singh shouted, “Kya nishana lagaya hai!”