SMS MessagesDosti karo college wali se,
Ishq karo office wali se,
Flirt karo pados wali se,
Pyaar karo dilwali se,
Aankh larao sali se,
Aur maar khao ghar wali se.
Hindi Flirt SMS Messages Collection
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Hindi Flirt SMS
Dil ki mumtaj ho tum
Najneen hushn malin, nakhraye saaj ho tum,
Dilkash mohabbat ka, hasin andaaj ho tum,
Kyun raaz se raaz ka raaz ho tum,
Taj nahin mere dil ki MUMTAJ ho tum.
Chai se urte dhoowein main tumhari tasweer nazar ati hai,
Chai se urte dhoowein main tumhari tasweer nazar ati hai,
Rozana inhi chakkaron main meri chai thandi ho jati hai.. ;)
Mujhe itna handsome kyun banaya?
John: Hey bhagwan mujhe itna handsome kyun banaya, jhahan bhi jata hun ladkiya pareshan karti hai.
Bhajwan: Agar tu itna pareshan hai to (your name) kitna pareshan hoga.
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Mujhse aur nahi hoga…
Bas!!
Mujhse aur nahi hoga…
Main hi karun to ap kab karoge??
Maine apko kiya na!!!
Chalo ab ap karo…
Karo na…
I’m excited….
Karo na…
SMS
Andaz-e-pyar Apki ek ada hai
Andaz-e-pyar Apki ek ada hai
dour ho humse apki khata hai
dil mai basi hai ek pyari si tasvir apki
jis neechy I MISS U LIKHA HAI..
dosti kro jazz wali se
Dosti kro JAZZ wali se.
Pyar kro TELENOR wali se.
Date maro WARID wali se.
Ankh larao ZONG wali se.
Gift lo UFONE wali se
Or
SHADI karo BAGHAIR MOBILE wali se.
Zinda raha to tumhara hi saath nibhaoun ga dost…
Zinda raha to tumhara hi saath nibhaoun ga ‘dost’…
Bhool jaon To samajh lena k
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.
.
Shadi ho gai hai.
Meri (-,-) ok _//_
JEE LE apni zindagi
Larki: I love u
Larka: Main bhi tum se I love u kahun to kya karogi? . . . . . . .
Larki: Khushi se mar jaungi . . . . . .
Larka: Ja meri behan
JEE LE apni zindagi = P = D
Ek zid hamari
Ek adaa aapki dil churane ki,
Ek adaa aapki dil mein bas jane ki,
Ek chehra aapka chand sa,
Ek zid hamari chand pane ki.
DIL KA AASHIYAN HUM NAHI SAJATE,
DIL KA AASHIYAN HUM NAHI SAJATE,
BAGHON MAIN PHOOL HUM NAHIN KHILATY,
HUMARI 1 PASAND SE TOOT JAYENGE 1000 DIL,
IS LIYE HUM GIRLFRIEND NAHI BANATE..
Ghar mein kon kon hai?
‘Boy:
mujh say shadi karo ge???
Girl:
NO…
Boy:
But why???
Girl:
Ghar walay nae maanay gay..
Boy:
ghar mein kon kon hai?
Girl:
1 Husband aur 7 bachy….!:P;)’
Tumhara Tha
Tumhara Tha, Tumhara
Hun, Tumhara He Rahunga,
Mere Baray Me Iss Darjaa
Ghalat Fehmi Me Matt
Rehna… !
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