Log Kehten H ke Khuda Ne
Apko Badi Fursat Me Banaya H,
Simple Si Baat H, Faltu Kam Fursat
Me Hi Tho Kiye Jaten H…..
Hindi Flirt SMS
Log Kehten H ke Khuda Ne
Apko Badi Fursat Me Banaya H,
Simple Si Baat H, Faltu Kam Fursat
Me Hi Tho Kiye Jaten H…..
Hi Good Morning!
Arz hai,
Chai ke cup se uthte dhuein mein teri shakl nazar aati hai,
Tere khyalon mein kho kar aksar meri chai thandi ho jaati hai.
Dosti karo college wali se,
Ishq karo office wali se,
Flirt karo pados wali se,
Pyaar karo dilwali se,
Aankh larao sali se,
Aur maar khao ghar wali se.
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Excuse me! kya dekh rahe ho?
Dekhte nahi busy hoon.
line-maar rahi hoon!
Najneen hushn malin, nakhraye saaj ho tum,
Dilkash mohabbat ka, hasin andaaj ho tum,
Kyun raaz se raaz ka raaz ho tum,
Taj nahin mere dil ki MUMTAJ ho tum.
Chai se urte dhoowein main tumhari tasweer nazar ati hai,
Rozana inhi chakkaron main meri chai thandi ho jati hai.. ;)
John: Hey bhagwan mujhe itna handsome kyun banaya, jhahan bhi jata hun ladkiya pareshan karti hai.
Bhajwan: Agar tu itna pareshan hai to (your name) kitna pareshan hoga.
Bas!!
Mujhse aur nahi hoga…
Main hi karun to ap kab karoge??
Maine apko kiya na!!!
Chalo ab ap karo…
Karo na…
I’m excited….
Karo na…
SMS
Andaz-e-pyar Apki ek ada hai
dour ho humse apki khata hai
dil mai basi hai ek pyari si tasvir apki
jis neechy I MISS U LIKHA HAI..
Dosti kro JAZZ wali se.
Pyar kro TELENOR wali se.
Date maro WARID wali se.
Ankh larao ZONG wali se.
Gift lo UFONE wali se
Or
SHADI karo BAGHAIR MOBILE wali se.
Zinda raha to tumhara hi saath nibhaoun ga ‘dost’…
Bhool jaon To samajh lena k
.
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.
.
Shadi ho gai hai.
Meri (-,-)/> ok _//_
Larki: I love u
Larka: Main bhi tum se I love u kahun to kya karogi? . . . . . . .
Larki: Khushi se mar jaungi . . . . . .
Larka: Ja meri behan
JEE LE apni zindagi = P = D
Ek adaa aapki dil churane ki,
Ek adaa aapki dil mein bas jane ki,
Ek chehra aapka chand sa,
Ek zid hamari chand pane ki.