DIL KA AASHIYAN HUM NAHI SAJATE,
BAGHON MAIN PHOOL HUM NAHIN KHILATY,
HUMARI 1 PASAND SE TOOT JAYENGE 1000 DIL,
IS LIYE HUM GIRLFRIEND NAHI BANATE..
Hindi Flirt SMS
DIL KA AASHIYAN HUM NAHI SAJATE,
BAGHON MAIN PHOOL HUM NAHIN KHILATY,
HUMARI 1 PASAND SE TOOT JAYENGE 1000 DIL,
IS LIYE HUM GIRLFRIEND NAHI BANATE..
‘Boy:
mujh say shadi karo ge???
Girl:
NO…
Boy:
But why???
Girl:
Ghar walay nae maanay gay..
Boy:
ghar mein kon kon hai?
Girl:
1 Husband aur 7 bachy….!:P;)’
Tumhara Tha, Tumhara
Hun, Tumhara He Rahunga,
Mere Baray Me Iss Darjaa
Ghalat Fehmi Me Matt
Rehna… !
Ladka Aur Ladki 1 Dusre Ko
Kyu Nahi Samjh Pate?
Kyu Ki Upar Wale Ne Ladke Ko
Achcha Dimag Diya Hai
Aur
Ladki Ko Achaha Dil,
Magar Ladki Dimag Se Sochti Hai
Aur Ladke Dil Se.
Its True!
Kash main tere Bed Room ka ek darwaza hota,
Tu bade pyar se mujh se gujra karti,
Jab tu guzra karti to yehi kehti,
Ye Lock kese hota hai, yeh Lock kase hota hai
Aaankhon mai pani ,dil me ruvani de gaye
na jane aisa kya tha aapme
ki meri har chiz aapki sewa ke liye diwani ho gaye.
Phir kahin dor se ik bar sada do mujko
Meri tanhai ka ehsas dila do mujko
Tum to chand ho tumhein meri zarorat kya
Me to pyaasa hon
Pepsi he pila do mujhko
Kaun kehta hai dil pagal hai
Pagalpan to sirf aik bahana hai
Aik bar hans kar muskura kar to dekho
Yeh pagal tumhara deewana hai
Phool ke shurwat kali se hote hai,
Zindage ke shurwat pyar se hote hai
Pyar ke shurwat apno se hote hai
Apno ke shurwat aap se hote hai
Sms har pal karu to shararat hogi,
Har din karu to pareshani hogi,
Kabhi bhi na karu to kanjusi hogi,
Par dilse karu to shayad apko khusi hogi. Hui na??
Paathar kyon marti ho paahad par do,
Hum to yuhin mar jayenge ek baar aankh mar do.
Vo reshmi baalo vali,
Bhuri aankho vali,
Komal hatho or naram pero vali,
Matki hui andhere me,
Tumhare pass aayegi aur dhire se,
Bolegi.., “Miyaaau”…
NEW STYLE OF FLIRTING:
Boy 2 a girl: Ap meri pehli biwi ki tarah lag rahi hain..
Girl: Apki kitni biwiyan hain?
Boy: Ek bhi nahi.. :)