SMS MessagesAn inspirational speaker said:
“Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife.”
Audience was in shock and silence.
He added:
“She was my mother”
A big round of applause & laughter!
A very daring husband tried to crack this at home.
After a dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen:
“Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife”
Standing for a moment, trying to recall the second line of that speaker
By the time he gained his senses, he was on a hospital bed, recovering from burns of boiling water!
Moral:
Dn’t Copy,if u can’t Paste
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