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Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman

An inspirational speaker said:

“Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife.”

Audience was in shock and silence.

He added:

“She was my mother”

A big round of applause & laughter!

A very daring husband tried to crack this at home.

After a dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen:

“Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife”

Standing for a moment, trying to recall the second line of that speaker

By the time he gained his senses, he was on a hospital bed, recovering from burns of boiling water!

Moral:

Dn’t Copy,if u can’t Paste

*I/N/T/E/H/A*

*I N T E H A*

Rothna khafa rehna,

Ye Wafa nahi hoti

Chahaton mein logon se kya khata nahi hoti

Sab ko aik jaisa kyun tum samajhne lagte ho,

Kyun k saari duniya to bewafa nahi hoti,

Har kisi se yaari har kisi se waaday,

Pyar karne walon mein ye ada nahi hoti,

Be-Naqaab Chehre bhi ek Hijaab rakhte hain,

Sirf saat Pardon mein to haya nahi hoti,

Sab kuch kho diya tumhare pyar mein hum ne,

Kya ye b Chahat ki

*I/N/T/E/H/A* nahi hoti…

Doolha Shadi ki pehli rat

Doolha Shadi ki pehli rat, BV ka Ghonghat utha k bare piyar se:

Kia Nam hy hmare ‘Huzoor’ ka?

BV:

HAZRAT MUHAMMAD (S.A.W.W)

Dulha: (heran ho kr)

Kiya farmaya Huzoor ne?

BV:

Yehi K

Namaz parho

Rozy rakho,

Zakat do,

Dulha pareshan ho kr bahar gaya or bola:

Sab Wazu Kr K andar aa jaen “DARS”ho rha hy.

Girl check up k liye gai

Girl check up k liye gai

Dr ki niyat khrab hogi

Dr ne uske kaprey utarwaye,

Girl:kiss q le rahe ho ?

Dr:Checkup k liye,

Girl:Breast q daba rahe ho ?

Dr:Breast cancer check karne ke liye

Dr Starts fucking

Girl:kya kar rahe ho ?

Dr:Aids checkup

Girl:

check kya krna hai Aids ki to dawayi lene i thi