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Rothna khafa rehna,

Ye Wafa nahi hoti

Chahaton mein logon se kya khata nahi hoti

Sab ko aik jaisa kyun tum samajhne lagte ho,

Kyun k saari duniya to bewafa nahi hoti,

Har kisi se yaari har kisi se waaday,

Pyar karne walon mein ye ada nahi hoti,

Be-Naqaab Chehre bhi ek Hijaab rakhte hain,

Sirf saat Pardon mein to haya nahi hoti,

Sab kuch kho diya tumhare pyar mein hum ne,

Kya ye b Chahat ki

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Girl’s status on Face Book

Girl’s status on Face Book:-

 

 

“Iam so sad:(”

 

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Boy’s status:

 

 

 

“im goin 2 commit sucide ;-(”

 

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Dekh le yr.

 

“Ho sake to na kar!

munna yahin se bahar ata he??

Larka: munna yahin se bahar ata he??

larki(muskuratay huay) : han lekin tm jhanko mat. Nazar nahi ae ga. Boht chota suraakh he.

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thodi der baad

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school ki bell bajti he. Munna bahr ata he, aur larka larki munnay ko le kr ghar chalay jatay hen.

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Suraakh gate me bi hota hai jaaani,

lekin teri soch ko 21 topon ki salaami.

Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman

An inspirational speaker said:

“Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife.”

Audience was in shock and silence.

He added:

“She was my mother”

A big round of applause & laughter!

A very daring husband tried to crack this at home.

After a dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen:

“Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife”

Standing for a moment, trying to recall the second line of that speaker

By the time he gained his senses, he was on a hospital bed, recovering from burns of boiling water!

Moral:

Dn’t Copy,if u can’t Paste

Doolha Shadi ki pehli rat

Doolha Shadi ki pehli rat, BV ka Ghonghat utha k bare piyar se:

Kia Nam hy hmare ‘Huzoor’ ka?

BV:

HAZRAT MUHAMMAD (S.A.W.W)

Dulha: (heran ho kr)

Kiya farmaya Huzoor ne?

BV:

Yehi K

Namaz parho

Rozy rakho,

Zakat do,

Dulha pareshan ho kr bahar gaya or bola:

Sab Wazu Kr K andar aa jaen “DARS”ho rha hy.