An inspirational speaker said:
“Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife.”
Audience was in shock and silence.
“She was my mother”
A big round of applause & laughter!
A very daring husband tried to crack this at home.
After a dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen:
“Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife”
Standing for a moment, trying to recall the second line of that speaker
By the time he gained his senses, he was on a hospital bed, recovering from burns of boiling water!
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*I N T E H A*
Rothna khafa rehna,
Ye Wafa nahi hoti
Chahaton mein logon se kya khata nahi hoti
Sab ko aik jaisa kyun tum samajhne lagte ho,
Kyun k saari duniya to bewafa nahi hoti,
Har kisi se yaari har kisi se waaday,
Pyar karne walon mein ye ada nahi hoti,
Be-Naqaab Chehre bhi ek Hijaab rakhte hain,
Sirf saat Pardon mein to haya nahi hoti,
Sab kuch kho diya tumhare pyar mein hum ne,
Kya ye b Chahat ki
*I/N/T/E/H/A* nahi hoti…
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‘._,’ ‘._ ,”._ ,’ ‘._,’_/ morning!
I pray that ALLAH
will always take care of you.
Acha frnd bilkul larki k brazier ki tara hota hai,
4=Girny na dy
5=Hmesha dil k pas rahy;-
Kaisa hai tu ? Hahahahaha
~”Parind0n Klabo peTILAWAT jaagjaati hai…..¿
~”SubahdarAkht0’n peIBADAT jaAgjaAti hai..,
~”Muqarrarwaqt nahi uskiNAWAZISH ka..,
=”uSay jb bhi pukar0 uSki”REHMAT”jaAg jati hai…,
Little keys can open big locks
I hope your little pray can make my life great.
May GOD give you lots of happiness today and forever
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Ramzan khatm hote hi zamant karwa doon ga.:-)
Umbrella cant stop the rain,
But make us stand in rain
Confidence may not bring success,
But gives power to face any
challenge in life.
Quiz me final sawaal poocha gya?
“tum kisi bhot beautiful larki k andar kia dekhna pasand krte ho???”
Award winning answr:
Doolha Shadi ki pehli rat, BV ka Ghonghat utha k bare piyar se:
Kia Nam hy hmare ‘Huzoor’ ka?
HAZRAT MUHAMMAD (S.A.W.W)
Dulha: (heran ho kr)
Kiya farmaya Huzoor ne?
Dulha pareshan ho kr bahar gaya or bola:
Sab Wazu Kr K andar aa jaen “DARS”ho rha hy.
There are 2 types of hooks
1st is cricket hook
2nd is brazer hook
1st is used to send ball outside the boundary
2nd is to control balls inside the boundary.x!
When you mix Rice in Milk,you call it Kheer
When you mix Vinegar in Milk,you call it Paneer
When you mix a Sweet person like Me in your Life,
YOU call it Taqdeer:-)
Girl check up k liye gai
Dr ki niyat khrab hogi
Dr ne uske kaprey utarwaye,
Girl:kiss q le rahe ho ?
Dr:Checkup k liye,
Girl:Breast q daba rahe ho ?
Dr:Breast cancer check karne ke liye
Dr Starts fucking
Girl:kya kar rahe ho ?
check kya krna hai Aids ki to dawayi lene i thi