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1 Admi k Pas 10 inch ka Ghora tha

1 Admi k Pas 10 inch ka Ghora tha.

Dost ne Pocha k ye kahan se lia hai?

Wo bola k Pahar k pas 1 baba betha hai us se jo mango daita hai,

lekin itna khayal rahy k wo ooncha sunta hai.

Dost baba k pas Gya aur bola baba ji Mujhe HEERAY ki Bori do.

Baba ne kuch parha to bori aa gai;

wo le kr jb neechay aaya to us main KHEERAY thay.

Us ne dost ko btaya k yar main ne to Heeray mangay thay Magar ye to Kheeray hain.

Dost ne jwab dia k ‘Tumhain btaya to tha k baba ooncha sunta hai;

Ab tujhy kia lgta hai k main ne 10 inch ka GHORA manga tha??

Doolha Shadi ki pehli rat

Doolha Shadi ki pehli rat, BV ka Ghonghat utha k bare piyar se:

Kia Nam hy hmare ‘Huzoor’ ka?

BV:

HAZRAT MUHAMMAD (S.A.W.W)

Dulha: (heran ho kr)

Kiya farmaya Huzoor ne?

BV:

Yehi K

Namaz parho

Rozy rakho,

Zakat do,

Dulha pareshan ho kr bahar gaya or bola:

Sab Wazu Kr K andar aa jaen “DARS”ho rha hy.

Girl check up k liye gai

Girl check up k liye gai

Dr ki niyat khrab hogi

Dr ne uske kaprey utarwaye,

Girl:kiss q le rahe ho ?

Dr:Checkup k liye,

Girl:Breast q daba rahe ho ?

Dr:Breast cancer check karne ke liye

Dr Starts fucking

Girl:kya kar rahe ho ?

Dr:Aids checkup

Girl:

check kya krna hai Aids ki to dawayi lene i thi

Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman

An inspirational speaker said:

“Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife.”

Audience was in shock and silence.

He added:

“She was my mother”

A big round of applause & laughter!

A very daring husband tried to crack this at home.

After a dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen:

“Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife”

Standing for a moment, trying to recall the second line of that speaker

By the time he gained his senses, he was on a hospital bed, recovering from burns of boiling water!

Moral:

Dn’t Copy,if u can’t Paste

Girl’s status on Face Book

Girl’s status on Face Book:-

 

 

“Iam so sad:(”

 

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Boy’s status:

 

 

 

“im goin 2 commit sucide ;-(”

 

(2 likes, n 1 comment:

 

Dekh le yr.

 

“Ho sake to na kar!

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*I N T E H A*

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Ye Wafa nahi hoti

Chahaton mein logon se kya khata nahi hoti

Sab ko aik jaisa kyun tum samajhne lagte ho,

Kyun k saari duniya to bewafa nahi hoti,

Har kisi se yaari har kisi se waaday,

Pyar karne walon mein ye ada nahi hoti,

Be-Naqaab Chehre bhi ek Hijaab rakhte hain,

Sirf saat Pardon mein to haya nahi hoti,

Sab kuch kho diya tumhare pyar mein hum ne,

Kya ye b Chahat ki

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