*I N T E H A*
Rothna khafa rehna,
Ye Wafa nahi hoti
Chahaton mein logon se kya khata nahi hoti
Sab ko aik jaisa kyun tum samajhne lagte ho,
Kyun k saari duniya to bewafa nahi hoti,
Har kisi se yaari har kisi se waaday,
Pyar karne walon mein ye ada nahi hoti,
Be-Naqaab Chehre bhi ek Hijaab rakhte hain,
Sirf saat Pardon mein to haya nahi hoti,
Sab kuch kho diya tumhare pyar mein hum ne,
Kya ye b Chahat ki
*I/N/T/E/H/A* nahi hoti…
Admi: Bhabhi ka kya naam hai?
Husband: Google !!!
Admi: Yeh kesa naam hai?
Husband: Sawaal aik karo, jawab 100 miltay hain:-D
When you mix Rice in Milk,you call it Kheer
When you mix Vinegar in Milk,you call it Paneer
When you mix a Sweet person like Me in your Life,
YOU call it Taqdeer:-)
There are 2 types of hooks
1st is cricket hook
2nd is brazer hook
1st is used to send ball outside the boundary
2nd is to control balls inside the boundary.x!
Kr Dena Maaf Mjhko Dilse,
Agar Tora Ho Kabhi Dil Aapka
Zindagi Ka Kiya Barosa Kal Kafan Mai Lipta Miley Aapko Ye Chehra Mera.
I am s0rry f0r all my mistaks.
Girl’s status on Face Book:-
“Iam so sad:(”
(19 likes,172 comments)
“im goin 2 commit sucide ;-(”
(2 likes, n 1 comment:
Dekh le yr.
“Ho sake to na kar!
Larka: munna yahin se bahar ata he??
larki(muskuratay huay) : han lekin tm jhanko mat. Nazar nahi ae ga. Boht chota suraakh he.
thodi der baad
school ki bell bajti he. Munna bahr ata he, aur larka larki munnay ko le kr ghar chalay jatay hen.
Suraakh gate me bi hota hai jaaani,
lekin teri soch ko 21 topon ki salaami.
A Couple went to a wishwell
Husb: Bent down, threw a coin n made a wish
Wife: Bent down a litle more & fell into the well
IT WORKS :-P
‘Sirf Ehsaas-e-Nadamat, Aik Sajda or Chashm-e-Tar,,,
Ay Khuda kitna Asaan he Manaana tujh ko…..
§ubh bakhair gud morning.:-)
An inspirational speaker said:
“Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife.”
Audience was in shock and silence.
“She was my mother”
A big round of applause & laughter!
A very daring husband tried to crack this at home.
After a dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen:
“Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife”
Standing for a moment, trying to recall the second line of that speaker
By the time he gained his senses, he was on a hospital bed, recovering from burns of boiling water!
Dn’t Copy,if u can’t Paste
Doolha Shadi ki pehli rat, BV ka Ghonghat utha k bare piyar se:
Kia Nam hy hmare ‘Huzoor’ ka?
HAZRAT MUHAMMAD (S.A.W.W)
Dulha: (heran ho kr)
Kiya farmaya Huzoor ne?
Dulha pareshan ho kr bahar gaya or bola:
Sab Wazu Kr K andar aa jaen “DARS”ho rha hy.
, – . , – . , – . , – /
‘._,’ ‘._ ,”._ ,’ ‘._,’_/ morning!
I pray that ALLAH
will always take care of you.
Quiz me final sawaal poocha gya?
“tum kisi bhot beautiful larki k andar kia dekhna pasand krte ho???”
Award winning answr: