Daughter: Mom aaj Ek ladke ne mere gal pe kiss kiya..!!
Mom: Tune usko chata mara ya nahi..!!
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Daughter: Mujhe achanak Gandhiji yaad agaye
aur maine dusra gal agge kar diya
Flirting Day sms messages collection (18 Feb )
Daughter: Mom aaj Ek ladke ne mere gal pe kiss kiya..!!
Mom: Tune usko chata mara ya nahi..!!
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Daughter: Mujhe achanak Gandhiji yaad agaye
aur maine dusra gal agge kar diya
Rah chalti ladki ko dekh kar ladka shayari ke andaz mein bola
Ladka: Kash main tumhare hasen honton ki lip-stick hota
Ladki Ne huste hue jawab diye
Ladki: Shukar karo nahi ho warna roz kisi ke lu*d pe lage hotey.
Whenevr I See A Beautiful Girl
With Fair Complexion Sexy Figure Long Hair
The Only Thing I Remember Is The Tata Sky Slogan..
TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN
I Love You is a mathematical formula
Where
Love is constant
And
You is variable
Girlfriend ko apni palko par bitha lo,
De ke khushi uske sare gum chura lo,
Pyar karo uski saheli ke samne itna ki
Uski saheli bhi aa ke kahe JANU..
muje bhi pata lo.. Muje bhi pata lo..
“Whatsapp would be a disaster if
“Last Seen At”
was changed to
“Last Seen With”
Ladkiyo ka real fact: pehle to ladke se kehti hai,
tum mujhe pasnd karte ho na..
Ladka: Nahi to..
Ladki: Me sab janti hu..
Ladka: Pata hai ek ladki mujhe acchi lagti hai..
Ladki: Wo main hi hu na such bolo..
Moral: Ladke kabhi purpose karte nai ladkiyan karwati hai..!!
Kaisi ho Jaanu, tum mujhe miss kar rahi hogi toh socha call kar loon?
Wife: Aur subaah jo ladai hui thi, woh kya tha..?
Itna hi pyaar aa raha tha toh ladai kari hi kyun subaah subaah??
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Husband: Silent..(thinking.. Saala yeh toh ghar ka number lag gaya!!)