Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law?

Santa : Not really, but I don’t see any other way 2 marry Ur daughter!

Khidiki se dekha to rasta per koi nahi tha.Wah wah!
Khidiki se dekha to rasta per koi nahi tha.

Raste pe jaa kar dekha to khidiki pe koi nahi tha.

Hitler says “There is no word like ‘IMPOSSIBLE’ in my dictionary”

Sardar says, Ab bolne se kya fayda.

Jab kharida tha tabhi chek karna tha…!

Ek Sardar road se gujar raha tha achank usne jhuk kar road se kuchh uthaya aur achank chillaya…

Kamine log sandaas bhi aise karte hai jaise samosa pada ho.

When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver
adjusted mirror. Sardar shouted, “You are trying to see my wife?
Sit back. I will drive.”

An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope. Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls.

Seeing that Santa Singh shouted, “Kya nishana lagaya hai!”

ONCE THERE WAS A MIRROR WHICH USED TO KILL LIERS:

FRENCH: I THINK I DON’T SMOKE(KILLED)

AMERICAN: I THINK I LOVE IRAQ.(KILLED)

SARDAR:I THINK……(KILLED)

Doctor : App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai?

Sardar : Hoga, Jarur hoga, 25 saalse mera khoon jo pee rahi hai….

Judge : You are charged with throwing your mother-in-law out of your fourth-story window.

Banta : I did it without thinking, your Honor.

Judge : Thats no excuse!!! Don’t you see how dangerous it might have been for anyone passing by at the time?