SMS MessagesWhy did Santa fall out the window?
– He was ironing the curtain.
Hindi Sardar SMS Messages Collection
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Sardar SMS
Sardar’s Leave application
Sardar’s Leave application
Dear Sir,
My wife is ill.
As there is no other Husband
in the family to look after her,
Kindly grant me leave for one day.
Santa’s wedding anniversary
It was Santa’s wedding anniversary.
Preeto : Shall we have butter chicken to celebrate?
Santa : Why to punish the poor chicken for the mistake we have made.
Sardar was helping his son…
Sardar was helping his son in filling admission form
SON
Papa ye “mother tongue” waly box me kia likhna hy?
SARDAR
Likh de puttar “Very Long”.
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Sardar’s SMS to his pregnant wife
Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife.
Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing. The report said, “DELIVERED”.
Monkeys pressing mobile keypads
Humans fall in love that’s true
Cows eat grass that’s Ok
But Monkeys pressing mobile keypads
That’s incredible
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Still pressing that’s unbelievable
Sardar’s exam and fighting
2 sardars were fighting after exam.
Sir: Y r u fighting?
1 Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank,
Sir: So what?
1 Sardar: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied.
Oye tu aaj Doctor ke paas janewala tha
Santa “Oye tu aaj Doctor ke paas janewala tha na, kyo nahi gaya?
Banta “Nahi yaar aaj tabiyat thodi kharab hai, kal chala jaaunga.”
How do you recognize?
– How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
– He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.
Paise Urrane ki Adat hai…
Sardar:
Bhai 1rup ka eazy load kar do
Shopkeepr:
Itna load karwa k call karni hai ya sms?
Sardar:
Karna to kuch b nahi bas aisy he paise Urrane ki Adat hai
How do We Escape?
Sardar is driving a jeep in a jungle…
Tourist : How do we escape if lion comes now?
Sardar : Give right indicator and turn left.
You could have posted it
Postman : I have to come 5 miles to deliver you this packet.
Sardar : Why did you come so far. Instead you could have posted it.
Sardarji & Librarian
Sardarji goes to the library and slams the book on the table and complains, “Too many characters no story”
Librarian, “So u are the idiot who took the telephone directory”
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