“Darling,” said Banta to his new bride, Preeto, “Now that we are married, do you think you will be able to live on my small income?”

“Of course, dearest, no trouble,” she replied. “But what will you live on?”

A sardarji doctor falls in love with a nurse.He writes a love letter to the nurse

– I Love U sister….

Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.

He wrote ” No match, due to rain!!!”

Mr.Inside went outside to see Mr.Outside. Inside standing outside called outside outside, but outside sitting inside called inside inside. When inside came inside outside went outside 2 see inside then outside called inside outside but inside from inside called outside. Now where is ur brain? Inside OR Outside?

A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he went and kissed her.
Girl : “STUPID what r u doing?”
Sardar : B.Com final year”

Judge : You are charged with throwing your mother-in-law out of your fourth-story window.

Banta : I did it without thinking, your Honor.

Judge : Thats no excuse!!! Don’t you see how dangerous it might have been for anyone passing by at the time?

– What does Sardarji do when he has one white sheet and wants an extra sheet?

– He makes a photocopy of the white sheet.

An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope. Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls.

Seeing that Santa Singh shouted, “Kya nishana lagaya hai!”

Sardar told his servant : Go and water the plants.
Servant : It’s already raining.
Sardar : So what? Take an umbrella and go.