Q: Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut?

A: Because they advertised: ‘Free Delivery’.

Main kal bazaar ja raha tha

Ke meri chappal toot gai

Ab chappal to “moochi” seeta hai

“Seeta” to “darzi” bhi hai

“Darzi “to “kapray” seeta hai

“Kapray” to “rangeen” hotay hain

“Rangeen” to “lota” bhi hota hai

” Lota” to “bathroom” main hota hai

“Bathroom” main to “nal” bhi hota hai

“Nal” to “lohay” ka hota hai

“Lohay” ki to “istiri” (iron) bhi hoti hai

“Istri” to “garam” hoti hai

“Garam” to “custard” bhi hota hai

“Custard” to “peela” hota hai

“Peela” to “chooza” bhi hota hai

“Chooza” to “anday” main se nikalta hai

“Anda” to “sufaid” hota hai

“Sufaid” to “doodh” bhi hota hai

“Doodh” to “bhains” daity hai

“Bhains” to “kaali” hoti hai

“Kaala” to “bangali” bhi hota hai

“Bangali” to “paan” khata hai

“Paan” to “laal” hota hai

“Laal” to “gulab”bhi hota hai

“Gulaab” main to “kantay’ hotay hain

“Kantain” to “machli” main bhi hotay hain

“Machli’ to “acchi” hoti hai

“Achcha” to “bander” bhi hota hai

“Bander’ to! “Bander’ hota hai

Padhne walay “bunder” jaisay hi hotay hain

“Jo padh kar apna time barbad

Karte hain..”

Well..

Ooper wale nay aap ko

Bheja to bheja .

“Per bheja to

Aisa bheja….”

Ki

“Bheje mein bheja hi nahi

Bheja.”.

Ye mujhe kisi

Ne bheja ..

Isliye maine aap ko bheja….

Aap ko bura laga ?

Toh aap kisi

Aur ko bhej do.

– What do smart Sardars and UFOs have in common?

– You always hear about them but you never see them.

Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home.

Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints
like “Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai.”

Ek sardar bar mein beth kar ro raha tha.

Bar boy: Kyo ro rahe ho?

Sardar: Jis ladki ko bhulane ki koshish mein main pine aaya tha uska naam yaad nahi aa raha..

Doctor : App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai?

Sardar : Hoga, Jarur hoga, 25 saalse mera khoon jo pee rahi hai….

Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.

His wife asked what you are doing?

He said, “I am seeing how I look while sleeping.”

Sardar 100 watt bulb par baap ka naam likh raha tha…

Baap ne puchha “kya kar rahe ho?”

Sardar : baap ka naam roshan kar raha hoon.

When I was born saitan said ohoh!!!
Another angel

But when U were born saitan said oh shit..
Competition !!!

– How do you measure Sardarji’s intelligence?

– Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear

Sardar told his servant : Go and water the plants.

Servant : It’s already raining.

Sardar: So what? Take an umbrella and go.