SMS MessagesThe most brilliant sardar in Exam :
Problem :
Prove that LHS = RHS
(2x + 9y) = 10x/3y
Sardar :
Multiply both sides by “Zero”
LHS = RHS
:D
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Sardar’s Leave application
Sardar’s Leave application
Dear Sir,
My wife is ill.
As there is no other Husband
in the family to look after her,
Kindly grant me leave for one day.
Ye Tirchee topee wala kon
Sardar
Regal chock per khray hokar
Baray tashweeshnaak andaaz me poochraha tha
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Koi hay jo mujhay ye batai k
Ye Tirchee topee wala kon hy or kidher reta hay :P
Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.
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Khidiki se dekha to rasta per koi nahi tha.Wah wah!
Khidiki se dekha to rasta per koi nahi tha.
Raste pe jaa kar dekha to khidiki pe koi nahi tha.
Open the zip and do
An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
Englishman : Good evening, how do u do?
Santa : Gud evening, we open the zip and do.
Mera khoon jo pee rahi hai….
Doctor : App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai?
Sardar : Hoga, Jarur hoga, 25 saalse mera khoon jo pee rahi hai….
Don’t call me now
Sardar petrol pump gaya,wahan usne ek board pe likha dekha, “Don’t use mobile here”.
Sardarji ne mobile nikala or har dost ko phone kar ke kaha, “Don’t call me now”.
Some Vitamins
While in a drug store
Sardar :I’d like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk : Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Sardar : Any will do, my grandson doesn’t know the alphabet yet!!
Impossible
Hitler says “There is no word like ‘IMPOSSIBLE’ in my dictionary”
Sardar says, Ab bolne se kya fayda.
Jab kharida tha tabhi chek karna tha…!
Always study in front of a mirror
Sardar always study in front of a mirror because of 3 reasons:
1. It helps saving revision time.
2. He can keep a watch on himself.
3. He likes combined studies.
Agar piche se aaye…
Teacher: Agar chor piche ke darwaje se aaye then what to do?
Sardar: Just dial 001, police bhi peche se ayegi.
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