SMS MessagesThe most brilliant sardar in Exam :
Problem :
Prove that LHS = RHS
(2x + 9y) = 10x/3y
Sardar :
Multiply both sides by “Zero”
LHS = RHS
:D
Sardar SMS Messages Collection
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Sardar SMS
Sardar writing something
Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked:” Why r u writing so slowly?
Sardar: “I’m writing to my 6 yr old son, he can’t read very fast.
Sardar and Friend
Sardar : Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya.
Friend : Lekin tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti hai.
Sardar : Wo maine chupa di thi, warna wo bhi chori ho jati.
Knock the door
How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ?
Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it.
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Abe buddhu chhatri pakadke dal na!.
Sardar ke bagiche me bahut sare ped the,
Sardar naukar ko bola ped ko pani dal.
Naukar bola saab barish aah raha hai,
Sardar: abe budhu chhatri pakadke dal na!.
Santa and frog argument
Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Iss mein suicide karne waali kya baat thi?
Only small babies
A tourist from United States comes to visit India and he see a sardar. He asked a question to sardar:
Tourist: Any great man born in this village?
Sardar: No sir, only small Babies!!!
Talaq kyun di?
Santa: Yaar tum nay apni biwi ko talaq kyun di?
Banta : Yaar wo badi character less thi, shaadi muj say ki hai aur bacha bagwaan say mangti hai.
Aaj Light Khana hai!
Q:Why Santa is standing below the Tube light with an open mouth.
A: Because Doctor has advised him: ‘Aaj Light Khana hai!’
Main kal bazaar ja raha tha
Main kal bazaar ja raha tha
Ke meri chappal toot gai
Ab chappal to “moochi” seeta hai
“Seeta” to “darzi” bhi hai
“Darzi “to “kapray” seeta hai
“Kapray” to “rangeen” hotay hain
“Rangeen” to “lota” bhi hota hai
” Lota” to “bathroom” main hota hai
“Bathroom” main to “nal” bhi hota hai
“Nal” to “lohay” ka hota hai
“Lohay” ki to “istiri” (iron) bhi hoti hai
“Istri” to “garam” hoti hai
“Garam” to “custard” bhi hota hai
“Custard” to “peela” hota hai
“Peela” to “chooza” bhi hota hai
“Chooza” to “anday” main se nikalta hai
“Anda” to “sufaid” hota hai
“Sufaid” to “doodh” bhi hota hai
“Doodh” to “bhains” daity hai
“Bhains” to “kaali” hoti hai
“Kaala” to “bangali” bhi hota hai
“Bangali” to “paan” khata hai
“Paan” to “laal” hota hai
“Laal” to “gulab”bhi hota hai
“Gulaab” main to “kantay’ hotay hain
“Kantain” to “machli” main bhi hotay hain
“Machli’ to “acchi” hoti hai
“Achcha” to “bander” bhi hota hai
“Bander’ to! “Bander’ hota hai
Padhne walay “bunder” jaisay hi hotay hain
“Jo padh kar apna time barbad
Karte hain..”
Well..
Ooper wale nay aap ko
Bheja to bheja .
“Per bheja to
Aisa bheja….”
Ki
“Bheje mein bheja hi nahi
Bheja.”.
Ye mujhe kisi
Ne bheja ..
Isliye maine aap ko bheja….
Aap ko bura laga ?
Toh aap kisi
Aur ko bhej do.
We r not stupid
Rassia : We r the 1st in space.
U.S.A : We r the 1st on the moon.
India : We will be 1st on the sun.
U.S.A : U can’t land on the sun. It is hot.
Sardar : We r not stupid. Will go at night.
Alphabets were not in order
Sardar joined new job. 1St day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so i made it alright.
anta fall out the window
Why did Santa fall out the window?
– He was ironing the curtain.
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