SMS MessagesTeacher to Santa : Es line ki english banao,
usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.
Santa : He done his work and done dana dan done dana done!
Hindi Sardar SMS Messages Collection
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Sardar SMS
Oye tu aaj Doctor ke paas janewala tha
Santa “Oye tu aaj Doctor ke paas janewala tha na, kyo nahi gaya?
Banta “Nahi yaar aaj tabiyat thodi kharab hai, kal chala jaaunga.”
Sardar’s SMS to his pregnant wife
Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife.
Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing. The report said, “DELIVERED”.
Jo dil mein dard de use dildaar
Jo dil mein dard de use dildaar kehte hain
Aur jo sar mein dard de use sardar kehte hain.
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A two seater plane crashed at a graveyard at Punjab.
Locals found 500 dead bodies and still digging 4 more…
Petrol pump nahi..
Ek sardar apne father k samne cigrate pi rahay the
Logon ne kaha ke aap apne father ke samne cigratte pi rahay ho?
Sardar bole: Wo mera father hai koi petrol pump to nahi na
Parking for only two wheelers
Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto.
A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto.
Sardar : Cant you read the board, parking is only for 2 wheeler.
Other way 2 marry
Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law?
Santa : Not really, but I don’t see any other way 2 marry Ur daughter!
anta fall out the window
Why did Santa fall out the window?
– He was ironing the curtain.
Aplication by santa
Aplication by santa:
Dear sir,
Sasriyakal, my wife is ill as there is no other husband in the family to look after her. So please kindly grant me leave for 1 day.
Thank you.
No entry
Santa drives in to one-way & cross no entry board!
Policeman: Oye no entry ka board nahi dekha?
Santa: Mujhe laga film ka poster hai..
Doctor and Sardar
Doctor : Aap ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai?
Sardar : Hoga, jarur hoga; 25 saalse mera khoon jo pee rahi hai.
Main churail hoon
A sardar passing through a jungle.
A churail stops him & says: Hoo hoo ha ha,main churail hoon.
Sardar: Janta hoon teri ek behan mere ghar main bhi hai!
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