Sardar always study in front of a mirror because of 3 reasons:

1. It helps saving revision time.
2. He can keep a watch on himself.
3. He likes combined studies.

Teacher: “I killed a person” convert this sentence into future tense.

Sardar: The future tense is “u will go to jail”.

When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver
adjusted mirror. Sardar shouted, “You are trying to see my wife?
Sit back. I will drive.”

Sardar was writing something very slowly.

Friend asked : Why r u writing so slowly?

Sardar : I’m writing to my 6 yr old son, he can’t read very fast.

– What do smart Sardars and UFOs have in common?

– You always hear about them but you never see them.

Sardar to girlfriend : Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana kar rahe hai.

Girlfriend : Tumhare ghar mein kaun kaun hai?

Sardar : 1 biwi aur 3 bacche…

Sardar talking on cell.
2ND Sardar: Kis se baat kar raho ho?
1ST : Biwi se…
2ND : Itne… pyaar se?
1ST : Tumhari hai…

Santa ke 20 sal bad bacha hua. Wo udash ho gaya.
Banta : Yaar udash kyo ho.
Santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa.

ONCE THERE WAS A MIRROR WHICH USED TO KILL LIERS:

FRENCH: I THINK I DON’T SMOKE(KILLED)

AMERICAN: I THINK I LOVE IRAQ.(KILLED)

SARDAR:I THINK……(KILLED)

A two seater plane crashed at a graveyard at Punjab.
Locals found 500 dead bodies and still digging 4 more…

Sardarji ( to doctor ) : Doctor, I have a problem.
Doctor : What’s your problem?
Sardarji : I keep forgetting things.
Doctor : Since when do you have this problem?
Sardarji : What problem?

Why do Sardars have see-through lunch box lids?

So that when they’re on the train they can tell if they’re going to work or coming home.