SMS Messages One sardar needing two plain paper but he had only one.
Do you know what he did?
Photo copied the one he had!
Sardar SMS Messages Collection
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Sardar SMS
I Love U sister
A sardarji doctor falls in love with a nurse.He writes a love letter to the nurse
– I Love U sister….
Your wife very sweet
Sardar sent sms to his boss:
Me sick, no work.
Boss sms back:
When I am sick I kiss my wife, try it.
2 Hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
Me ok, ur wife very sweet.
During my operation
Santa : “During my operation, Nurse, I heard the surgeon use a four-letter word that upset me very much.”
Nurse : “What word was that?”
Santa : “Oops!”
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No match, due to rain!!!
Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote ” No match, due to rain!!!”
Meri biwi aur meri premika
Two Sardars were walking together…
Pehla : Oye marr gaye. Meri biwi aur meri premika ek saath aa rahi hain..
Dusra : Oye main bhi yahi bolne wala tha…
Janwar ki aulad
Banta to son: Oye ghabra na tu sher da puttar hai.
Son: Jip papa class mein teacher bhi yehi bolti hai.
Tu kisi janwar ki aulad hai.
Beautiful Red Underware
Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend’s name in English.
Sardar wrote: ‘Beautiful Red Underware’
Teacher: What?
Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi.
8 khaye nahi jayenge
Sardar orders pizza.
Waiter: Sir shud i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces?
Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahi jayenge
Knock the door
How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ?
Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it.
Banda Soo Jaye
1st sardar: Oye agar neend na aaey to kya kia jaey?
2nd Sardar:Neend ka intazar kernay se behtar hai k banda soo hi jaye!
Paise Urrane ki Adat hai…
Sardar:
Bhai 1rup ka eazy load kar do
Shopkeepr:
Itna load karwa k call karni hai ya sms?
Sardar:
Karna to kuch b nahi bas aisy he paise Urrane ki Adat hai
Beautiful Red Underware
Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend’s name in English.
Sardar wrote: ‘Beautiful Red Underware’
Teacher: What?
Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi.
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