How can a Sardar kill a lion ?

Sardarji thinks and thinks hard & comes to a conclusion:

I’ll drink poison and let lion eat me.

Santa suffering from cold was shivering, his son called doc

Doc: what happened?

Son: bimari ka to pata nahi par baapu subah se vibration mode pe lage hue hai…

Santa: Ye Kela Kaise Diya?

Kele Wala: 1Rs

Santa: 60 Paisa ka Deta hai??

Kele Wala: 60 Paise mein to sirf ChiLka MiLega.

Santa: Le 40 Paise, ChILka rakh Aur KeLa De..

Ek sardar apne father k samne cigrate pi rahay the

Logon ne kaha ke aap apne father ke samne cigratte pi rahay ho?

Sardar bole: Wo mera father hai koi petrol pump to nahi na

Santa was riding on a horse.He jumped the red light & a cop whistles.

Santa lifts the tail of horse and says:”Le karle number note”.

Santa said something in Banta’s ear, and Banta died.

Take a wild guess,
what did he say…?

!!!…”Dhishkiyaon”…!!!

Sardar was writing something very slowly.

Friend asked : Why r u writing so slowly?

Sardar : I’m writing to my 6 yr old son, he can’t read very fast.

Banta to son: Oye ghabra na tu sher da puttar hai.

Son: Jip papa class mein teacher bhi yehi bolti hai.
Tu kisi janwar ki aulad hai.

A two seater plane crashed at a graveyard at Punjab.
Locals found 500 dead bodies and still digging 4 more…