When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver
adjusted mirror. Sardar shouted, “You are trying to see my wife?
Sit back. I will drive.”

Ek sardar bar mein beth kar ro raha tha.

Bar boy: Kyo ro rahe ho?

Sardar: Jis ladki ko bhulane ki koshish mein main pine aaya tha uska naam yaad nahi aa raha..

Why did Santa fall out the window?
– He was ironing the curtain.

Sardar : Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya.

Friend : Lekin tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti hai.

Sardar : Wo maine chupa di thi, warna wo bhi chori ho jati.

Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai

Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai

Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Iss mein suicide karne waali kya baat thi?

Sardar 100 watt bulb par baap ka naam likh raha tha…

Baap ne puchha “kya kar rahe ho?”

Sardar : baap ka naam roshan kar raha hoon.

Santa: Yaar tum nay apni biwi ko talaq kyun di?

Banta : Yaar wo badi character less thi, shaadi muj say ki hai aur bacha bagwaan say mangti hai.

Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife these days.
Guess why?

Because somebody had told him that it is wrong to sleep with married women.

Ek Sardar road se gujar raha tha achank usne jhuk kar road se kuchh uthaya aur achank chillaya…

Kamine log sandaas bhi aise karte hai jaise samosa pada ho.

1 Sardar indian flag lene shop par gaya.

Flag dekhkar sardar kuch bola
Jise sunkar shopkeeper pareshan ho gaya…

Guess woh kya bola???

Is mein aur colour dikhao.