SMS Messages1 Sardar indian flag lene shop par gaya.
Flag dekhkar sardar kuch bola
Jise sunkar shopkeeper pareshan ho gaya…
Guess woh kya bola???
Is mein aur colour dikhao.
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Sardar joined new job…
Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order , so I made it alright :)
Sardarji standing below a tube light
– Why is a Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth?
– Because his doctor advised him “Today’s dinner should be light”
Let’s Thank
It takes thousand workers to build a castle,
Million soldiers to protect a country,
But just one woman to make a Happy Home!
Let’s Thank…KAAMWALI
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How can a Sardar kill a lion?
How can a Sardar kill a lion ?
Sardarji thinks and thinks hard & comes to a conclusion:
I’ll drink poison and let lion eat me.
Ye Tirchee topee wala kon
Sardar
Regal chock per khray hokar
Baray tashweeshnaak andaaz me poochraha tha
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Koi hay jo mujhay ye batai k
Ye Tirchee topee wala kon hy or kidher reta hay :P
Sardar always smile
– Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?
– They think their picture is being taken.
Sardar was helping his son…
Sardar was helping his son in filling admission form
SON
Papa ye “mother tongue” waly box me kia likhna hy?
SARDAR
Likh de puttar “Very Long”.
Aaj Light Khana hai!
Q:Why Santa is standing below the Tube light with an open mouth.
A: Because Doctor has advised him: ‘Aaj Light Khana hai!’
Your wife very sweet
Sardar sent sms to his boss:
Me sick, no work.
Boss sms back:
When I am sick I kiss my wife, try it.
2 Hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
Me ok, ur wife very sweet.
Oye tu aaj Doctor ke paas janewala tha
Santa “Oye tu aaj Doctor ke paas janewala tha na, kyo nahi gaya?
Banta “Nahi yaar aaj tabiyat thodi kharab hai, kal chala jaaunga.”
Sardar and Beta
Sardar : Apne bete se bola, Bevakuf…kaisa machis leke aaya
hai, ek bhi tili nahin jalti.
Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test karke laya hu.
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