Sardar : Bhagwan mujheydard day dukh day, tension day, mujhey barbaad ker day,
meray peechay bhoot laga day.

Bhagwan : Abay salay aik line main bool biwi chahiye

A sardarji doctor falls in love with a nurse.He writes a love letter to the nurse

– I Love U sister….

Doctor : Aap ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai?

Sardar : Hoga, jarur hoga; 25 saalse mera khoon jo pee rahi hai.

Ek Sardar Ki maa ki tabiyat kharab thi.

Jab hospital le gaye to doctor ne bola ke inke test honge.

Sardar bola inki umar zyada nahi hai test nahi one-day karwa lo.

Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend’s name in English.
Sardar wrote: ‘Beautiful Red Underware’
Teacher: What?
Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi.

“Darling,” said Banta to his new bride, Preeto,
“Now that we are married, do you think you will be able to live on my small income?”
“Of course, dearest, no trouble,” she replied.
“But what will you live on?”

Sardar : Apne bete se bola, Bevakuf…kaisa machis leke aaya hai, ek bhi tili nahin jalti.

Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test karke laya hu.

A two seater plane crashed at a graveyard at Punjab.
Locals found 500 dead bodies and still digging 4 more…

Santa was riding on a horse.He jumped the red light & a cop whistles.

Santa lifts the tail of horse and says:”Le karle number note”.

Santa suffering from cold was shivering, his son called doc

Doc: what happened?

Son: bimari ka to pata nahi par baapu subah se vibration mode pe lage hue hai…