“Darling,” said Banta to his new bride, Preeto,
“Now that we are married, do you think you will be able to live on my small income?”
“Of course, dearest, no trouble,” she replied.
“But what will you live on?”

Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
Sardar: You told me to do it without using tables.

Why couldn’t the Sardar write the number “eleven”?

He didn’t know which “one” came first…

A Sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop.

A customer girl asked: Underwear dikhana plz.
Sardar thora sharmakar: G aaj pehna nahi ha.

Bus chali jhatka laga aur santa ek ladki par ja gira:

Ladki boli: Badtameez kya kar rahe ho?

Santa: Ji punjab university se B.A. Final.

An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.

Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.

Sardar to girlfriend : Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana kar rahe hai.

Girlfriend : Tumhare ghar mein kaun kaun hai?

Sardar : 1 biwi aur 3 bacche…

Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.

Sardar1 : Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case.
Sardar2 : Aaho, truck number bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!

Lawyer to Sardar : Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke…

Sardar : Yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya to court mein bulaiya.Aab fir gita pe haath.