SMS MessagesEk sardar apne father k samne cigrate pi rahay the
Logon ne kaha ke aap apne father ke samne cigratte pi rahay ho?
Sardar bole: Wo mera father hai koi petrol pump to nahi na
Hindi Sardar SMS Messages Collection
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Sardar SMS
Parking for only two wheelers
Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto.
A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto.
Sardar : Cant you read the board, parking is only for 2 wheeler.
Other way 2 marry
Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law?
Santa : Not really, but I don’t see any other way 2 marry Ur daughter!
anta fall out the window
Why did Santa fall out the window?
– He was ironing the curtain.
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Aplication by santa
Aplication by santa:
Dear sir,
Sasriyakal, my wife is ill as there is no other husband in the family to look after her. So please kindly grant me leave for 1 day.
Thank you.
No entry
Santa drives in to one-way & cross no entry board!
Policeman: Oye no entry ka board nahi dekha?
Santa: Mujhe laga film ka poster hai..
Flash New
A two seater plane crashed at a graveyard at Punjab.
Locals found 500 dead bodies and still digging 4 more…
Doctor and Sardar
Doctor : Aap ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai?
Sardar : Hoga, jarur hoga; 25 saalse mera khoon jo pee rahi hai.
Main churail hoon
A sardar passing through a jungle.
A churail stops him & says: Hoo hoo ha ha,main churail hoon.
Sardar: Janta hoon teri ek behan mere ghar main bhi hai!
Whole body born in punjab…
Interviewer: Sardar ji, Where were u born?
Sardar ji: In punjab.
Interviewer: Which part ?
Sardar ji: Which part?, Whole body born in punjab…
Sardarji standing below a tube light
– Why is a Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth?
– Because his doctor advised him “Today’s dinner should be light”
Sardar jee pareshan
Sardar watching star tv bech mein advertise aaya,”aap dekh rahe hein star tv”.
Sardar jee bole,”oye! in ko kese paat chala ke mein star tv dekh raha hon?” Hoooon
Santa and banta jungle mein
Santa and banta jungle mein…
Saamne aayaa sher,
Banta ne sher ki aakhon main matthi phenki,
Aur bhaagne lagaa aur santa ko bhi bhaagne ko kahaa.
Santa:main kyun bhaagu matthi to tune phenki hai.
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