Q:Why Santa is standing below the Tube light with an open mouth.
A: Because Doctor has advised him: ‘Aaj Light Khana hai!’
All Scientists Fail To Answer This,
Q: Which Liquid Thing Turns Solid On Heating?
Ans: Baisan K Pakoray. :-)
Ek Sardar Ki maa ki tabiyat kharab thi.
Jab hospital le gaye to doctor ne bola ke inke test honge.
Sardar bola inki umar zyada nahi hai test nahi one-day karwa lo.
Sardar’s Leave application
My wife is ill.
As there is no other Husband
in the family to look after her,
Kindly grant me leave for one day.
A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote “DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!”