– How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
– He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.
Sardar SMS
– How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
– He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.
Ek baar Pappu Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai.
Gangubai: Kaun?
Pappu: Main!
Gangubai: Main kaun?
Pappu: Tu Gangubai!
Ek Sardar road se gujar raha tha achank usne jhuk kar road se kuchh uthaya aur achank chillaya…
Kamine log sandaas bhi aise karte hai jaise samosa pada ho.
Teacher: Agar chor piche ke darwaje se aaye then what to do?
Sardar: Just dial 001, police bhi peche se ayegi.
Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the roadâ?¦.why ?
Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office
While in a drug store
Sardar :I’d like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk : Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Sardar : Any will do, my grandson doesn’t know the alphabet yet!!
Ek Sardar road se gujar raha tha achank usne jhuk kar road se kuchh uthaya aur achank chillaya…
Kamine log sandaas bhi aise karte hai jaise samosa pada ho.
Sardar wanted to make a std. call to punjab,
He wanted to save money so what did he do?
Simple, he went to punjab and made a local call.
Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked : Why r u writing so slowly?
Sardar : I’m writing to my 6 yr old son, he can’t read very fast.
Ek Sardar Ki maa ki tabiyat kharab thi.
Jab hospital le gaye to doctor ne bola ke inke test honge.
Sardar bola inki umar zyada nahi hai test nahi one-day karwa lo.
Rassia : We r the 1st in space.
U.S.A : We r the 1st on the moon.
India : We will be 1st on the sun.
U.S.A : U can’t land on the sun. It is hot.
Sardar : We r not stupid. Will go at night.