“LOVE” .What a heavenly thing, what a heavenly word….

but do u know what is LOVE?

L= Loss
O= Of
V= Valuable
E= Energy….

So don’t LOVE..

Can we do romance in the evening today?
I’m in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
reply me soon!
urs lovingly

“MOSQUITO”

A child uses its thumb 2 chew,
an illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign,
a winner uses his thumb 2 show victory,
but a monkey is using his thumb 2 read this sms

Wife asked his husband how many women he had slept with?
Husband proudly replies, only you darling, with others I was awake!!

Yaad teri na aayae aisa honae na dengae,
dost tere jaise khone na denge,
sharafat se contact me rehnaa,
varna kaan ke niche do kheench ke denge!!

How Dogs and Women are alike?

Neither believe that silence is golden,
Neither can balance a checkbook &
Both put too much value on kissing.

Shaam hote hii yeh dil udaas hota hai,
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai,
Tumahari yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai,
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

2 Pyaz
3 Lasan
50 Gm Zira
3 Pao Mirch
2 Spoon Namak
1 Cup Water
Aur
Thora sa Hara Dhnya
Pta Hai Hum Kya Bana Rahey Hai?

AapKo
Bewakuf
Aur
Wo B Masala laga Kar.

Thank you yaar
Tu ne meri diamond ring itne andhere me bhi dhoondh ke de di
Mujhe to pehle se hi shak tha ki tu Ullu hai!

If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything,
Iâ?Tll come, hold ur hand,
take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.

2 pyaaj
1 gm jeera
3 kali mirch
2 spoon namak
4 spoon oil
1 cup water
or thoda sa hara dhaniya.
Pata hai hum kya bana rahe hai?
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Apko bewkuf, vo bhi Swad anusar…