Tuhaar chehraa moti samaan
tuhaar chehraa moti samaan
moti hamaar kutte ka naam!

Kamaal tere nakhrey,
kamaal tera style hai,
Muh dhoney ki tameez nahin
Aur haath mein mobile hai?

How a woman calls her husband in first 6 years:
Yr 1. Janu
Yr 2. O G.
Yr 3. Aji, sunte ho?
Yr 4. Arey, O Bunty k pappa

And then…..
Yr 7. Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 8. Tum aate ho k main aaon?

Apke pas dimagh hy.
Chalta nahi wo alag baat hy.
Ap smart hain.
Koi manta nahi wo alag bat hy.
Aap ameer hain.
Lakin kanjus hain.
Wo alag baat hy.
Ap hen sharif.
Lgte nahi, wo alag baat hy.

2 pyaaj
1 gm jeera
3 kali mirch
2 spoon namak
4 spoon oil
1 cup water
or thoda sa hara dhaniya.
Pata hai hum kya bana rahe hai?
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Apko bewkuf, vo bhi Swad anusar…

Year 1963
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…….. Evening, 07:48

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… KUCH NAHI HUA THA.
Chalo apna kaam karo!
Sara din sms padte rahte ho!!

If ever I was rude to u,
If ever I was angry with u,
If ever I misbehaved with u,
then don’t hesitate,

JUST SLAP yourself

Mistake aap ki hi hogi :p

Ap hamari gali main aaye

thora sa sharmaya

thora sa muskuraya

thora sa ghabraya

aur phir zor se bolay ! ” allah k naam pe dede baba”

2 Pyaz
3 Lasan
50 Gm Zira
3 Pao Mirch
2 Spoon Namak
1 Cup Water
Aur
Thora sa Hara Dhnya
Pta Hai Hum Kya Bana Rahey Hai?

AapKo
Bewakuf
Aur
Wo B Masala laga Kar.

Today is the birthday of Donald Duck..
Wish him happy birthday and send this
sms to every cartoon as i did…..

Ba adab ba mulaheza hoshyar,
pagalon ke maharaja,
hindustani bewaqufon k sardar,
noore chashme husne paglistan
sms padh k muskura rahe hain!!

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you.
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl’s empty,
And so is your head.