SMS MessagesRoses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you.
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl’s empty,
And so is your head.
Hindi Insult SMS Messages Collection
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Hindi Insult SMS
Kiya hum Mcdonalds ja sakte hain….
Girl: Kiya hum Mcdonalds ja sakte hain?
Boy: Han agar tum mujhe Mcdonalds ki spelling suna do tu…?
Girl:Kuch dair soch k boli dafa karo hum KFC chalte hain…?
Boy: Acha ye batao k KFC se kiya banta hai?
Girl: Kuch dair sochne k bad sharmindgi se boli acha chalo kahen se
“NAAN CHOOLLY” kha lete hain.
Mobile hai hr larke ki shan…
Mobile hai hr larke ki shan,
Call kar k larkiyon ko krte hain pareshan
MISS BELL or Sms kar k kehte hen meri jan
Tumhari awaz sunne ko tarastey hn mere kaan,
12 girlfrnd bana kar akkarte hain pehlwaan,
Apne frndz ko har raaz bata kr karte hen heran,
Kehte hen larkiyon ko ullu banana buhat he asaan,
Hosh karo girls nadaan, ankhen khol k pehchan,
Mat aao in larkon k chakkar me ye sab hen shetan
Ab ksi larke ki call ay To usko bolna GEE bhai jan
Hapy life jinay ka…
Hapy life jinay ka
tension nai lane ka
achy khwab daikne ka
mast life guzarne ka
jin boot se nahi darne ka
bole to
shesha nai daikhne ka:-)
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Phool insano se ziada khobsurat hote hain
Phool insano se ziada khobsurat hote hain
Laikin kuch log phoolon se bhi ziada khobsurat hote hain
Jaisa k..
“AAP”
“Mujhay hi dekh lain” :)
Tum khati bahoot ho
Aaj kal tum muskurati bahoot ho,
mere dil ko tum bhati bahoot ho
dil karta hai dinner par lejaon tumhe,
par suna hai tum khati bahoot ho.
papa muje b shadi krni hai
Bandar ki beti apny baap se: papa muje b shadi krni hai.
Bandaria ka baap: sabar kr beti abi wo msg padh raha hai agr muskuraya to samaj k rishta pakka.
Aankhon mein shrafat
Aankhon mein shrafat
Chaal mein nazakat
dil main sachaii
chehre main safai
phir kyun na bole har larki aap ko, mera bhai
mera bhai
Mujhe apna mobile de do….
Girl 2 boy
Mujhe apna mobile de do main isko dekh k tumhe yaad karun gi
Boy:
Tum ye soch k muje yaad kar lena k main ne maanga tha usne nahi dia….
Jo bhi mera gana pade…
Ek pal ka jina Kutmir, pudinaa…
Jo bhi mera gana pade…
Wo kutta kameena…
Tuhaar chehraa moti samaan
Tuhaar chehraa moti samaan
tuhaar chehraa moti samaan
moti hamaar kutte ka naam!
Hey aasman ke chand taro
Hey aasman ke chand taro,
(wah wah)
Hey aasman ke chand taro,
(wah wah)
Zara is sms padhne wale ko laaat maro…
Kutte apne aukat me raho
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