2 Pyaz
3 Lasan
50 Gm Zira
3 Pao Mirch
2 Spoon Namak
1 Cup Water
Aur
Thora sa Hara Dhnya
Pta Hai Hum Kya Bana Rahey Hai?

AapKo
Bewakuf
Aur
Wo B Masala laga Kar.

“LOVE” .What a heavenly thing, what a heavenly word….

but do u know what is LOVE?

L= Loss
O= Of
V= Valuable
E= Energy….

So don’t LOVE..

Hum chahain aap ko
Aap chahain kisi aur ko
Aap jise chahain khudha karay
Woh chahain kisi aur ko

Bohat Ehsaan hay Tairee un Nafratoon Ka Mujh Per
Tujh sy Mulee Thokar ny Mujhay Sanbhalna Sikhadia

Kamaal tere nakhrey,
kamaal tera style hai,
Muh dhoney ki tameez nahin
Aur haath mein mobile hai?

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you.
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl’s empty,
And so is your head.

Shaam hote hii yeh dil udaas hota hai,
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai,
Tumahari yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai,
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

Ba adab ba mulaheza hoshyar,
pagalon ke maharaja,
hindustani bewaqufon k sardar,
noore chashme husne paglistan
sms padh k muskura rahe hain!!

2 pyaaj
1 gm jeera
3 kali mirch
2 spoon namak
4 spoon oil
1 cup water
or thoda sa hara dhaniya.
Pata hai hum kya bana rahe hai?
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Apko bewkuf, vo bhi Swad anusar…

Kabhi hosla bhi azzma lena chahiye
Bure waqt mein bhi muskurana chahiye
Aur jab saat din bhi naa mite khujli
Toh aath wae din naha lena chahiye.

From Moon to Sun, From Jan To Dec,
From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u
have never changed.

For me, you’ve always been…
a headache !

Ek ladka ek ladki ke saath baitha tha.
2Nd day doosri ladki ke saath dekha gaya.
3Rd day koi aur ladki thi.
4Th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha.

Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hai, ladke nahi badaltey!

Aankhon mein shrafat
Chaal mein nazakat
dil main sachaii
chehre main safai
phir kyun na bole har larki aap ko, mera bhai
mera bhai