Hindi Insult SMS Messages Collection

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Hindi Insult SMS

Aj Maa ji Gusse ma hain…..

MAA
Maa kya hai?
Eik Khoobsoorat Rishte ka naam
Maa k Dum se hi Kainat ma Rung hai
ya Maa hi hai jo Bechon ko subah uthaati hai or kahti hai.
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“Uth jao
Begairto 12 Baj rhy hain
Kutton ki tarha parry soay rahty hoty ho
Tumhare Baap ne mujhy Mulazim nahi rkha
jo tum sab ko alag alag Nashty krwaon.
Zindagi Haram kr k rakhdi hai Mari
Kam k Na Kaj k Dushman Anaaj k”

Moral: Aj Maa ji Gusse ma hain…..


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Mobile hai hr larke ki shan…

Mobile hai hr larke ki shan,

Call kar k larkiyon ko krte hain pareshan

MISS BELL or Sms kar k kehte hen meri jan

Tumhari awaz sunne ko tarastey hn mere kaan,

12 girlfrnd bana kar akkarte hain pehlwaan,

Apne frndz ko har raaz bata kr karte hen heran,

Kehte hen larkiyon ko ullu banana buhat he asaan,

Hosh karo girls nadaan, ankhen khol k pehchan,

Mat aao in larkon k chakkar me ye sab hen shetan

Ab ksi larke ki call ay To usko bolna GEE bhai jan

Kiya hum Mcdonalds ja sakte hain….

Girl: Kiya hum Mcdonalds ja sakte hain?
Boy: Han agar tum mujhe Mcdonalds ki spelling suna do tu…?

Girl:Kuch dair soch k boli dafa karo hum KFC chalte hain…?
Boy: Acha ye batao k KFC se kiya banta hai?

Girl: Kuch dair sochne k bad sharmindgi se boli acha chalo kahen se
“NAAN CHOOLLY” kha lete hain.

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