SMS MessagesKya tumhe SMS me Adrak ka swaad aa raha hai ?? …
Nahi na …
Mere dost ne sahi kaha tha “Bandar kya jaane adrak ka swaad”
Hindi Insult SMS Messages Collection
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Hindi Insult SMS
Tum jo bhi ho
Tum jo bhi ho,
Mere dil main ho!
Tu kahi bhi ho,
Khush raho!
Dil ko patther na bano!
Yah dil hai koi dharmshala nahi!
Kabhi bhi aao! Aur kabhi bhi jao!
Phool insano se ziada khobsurat hote hain
Phool insano se ziada khobsurat hote hain
Laikin kuch log phoolon se bhi ziada khobsurat hote hain
Jaisa k..
“AAP”
“Mujhay hi dekh lain” :)
Aj Maa ji Gusse ma hain…..
MAA
Maa kya hai?
Eik Khoobsoorat Rishte ka naam
Maa k Dum se hi Kainat ma Rung hai
ya Maa hi hai jo Bechon ko subah uthaati hai or kahti hai.
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“Uth jao
Begairto 12 Baj rhy hain
Kutton ki tarha parry soay rahty hoty ho
Tumhare Baap ne mujhy Mulazim nahi rkha
jo tum sab ko alag alag Nashty krwaon.
Zindagi Haram kr k rakhdi hai Mari
Kam k Na Kaj k Dushman Anaaj k”
Moral: Aj Maa ji Gusse ma hain…..
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Zardari Ki car K niche 1chota PupPy aa K mar gya..
Zardari Ki car K niche 1chota PupPy aa K mar gya
Zardari ne driver se Kaha K is K malik Ka Pta Kro.
Jub driver wapis aya to us K galay me bohat se phool the
Zardari: ye Kia hai?
Driver: Sir me ne logon se sirf yahi Kaha K
me zardari ka driver hun
Kuttay Ka bacha mar gya hai
Unhon ne agli bat hi nh suni…
Tum khati bahoot ho
Aaj kal tum muskurati bahoot ho,
mere dil ko tum bhati bahoot ho
dil karta hai dinner par lejaon tumhe,
par suna hai tum khati bahoot ho.
Roses are red
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you.
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl’s empty,
And so is your head.
How many women he had slept with
Wife asked his husband how many women he had slept with?
Husband proudly replies, only you darling, with others I was awake!!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho…
Kuchh nahin yaar bas aapki shakal yaad aa gayi
Naha lena chahiye
Kabhi hosla bhi azzma lena chahiye
Bure waqt mein bhi muskurana chahiye
Aur jab saat din bhi naa mite khujli
Toh aath wae din naha lena chahiye.
Mobile hai hr larke ki shan…
Mobile hai hr larke ki shan,
Call kar k larkiyon ko krte hain pareshan
MISS BELL or Sms kar k kehte hen meri jan
Tumhari awaz sunne ko tarastey hn mere kaan,
12 girlfrnd bana kar akkarte hain pehlwaan,
Apne frndz ko har raaz bata kr karte hen heran,
Kehte hen larkiyon ko ullu banana buhat he asaan,
Hosh karo girls nadaan, ankhen khol k pehchan,
Mat aao in larkon k chakkar me ye sab hen shetan
Ab ksi larke ki call ay To usko bolna GEE bhai jan
Kiya hum Mcdonalds ja sakte hain….
Girl: Kiya hum Mcdonalds ja sakte hain?
Boy: Han agar tum mujhe Mcdonalds ki spelling suna do tu…?
Girl:Kuch dair soch k boli dafa karo hum KFC chalte hain…?
Boy: Acha ye batao k KFC se kiya banta hai?
Girl: Kuch dair sochne k bad sharmindgi se boli acha chalo kahen se
“NAAN CHOOLLY” kha lete hain.
Romance in the evening
Can we do romance in the evening today?
I’m in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
reply me soon!
urs lovingly
“MOSQUITO”
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