A child uses its thumb 2 chew,
an illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign,
a winner uses his thumb 2 show victory,
but a monkey is using his thumb 2 read this sms

How a woman calls her husband in first 6 years:
Yr 1. Janu
Yr 2. O G.
Yr 3. Aji, sunte ho?
Yr 4. Arey, O Bunty k pappa

And then…..
Yr 7. Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 8. Tum aate ho k main aaon?

Kya tumhe SMS me Adrak ka swaad aa raha hai ?? …

Nahi na …

Mere dost ne sahi kaha tha “Bandar kya jaane adrak ka swaad”

2 pyaaj
1 gm jeera
3 kali mirch
2 spoon namak
4 spoon oil
1 cup water
or thoda sa hara dhaniya.
Pata hai hum kya bana rahe hai?
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Apko bewkuf, vo bhi Swad anusar…

Tum jo bhi ho,
Mere dil main ho!
Tu kahi bhi ho,
Khush raho!
Dil ko patther na bano!
Yah dil hai koi dharmshala nahi!
Kabhi bhi aao! Aur kabhi bhi jao!

Aankhon mein shrafat
Chaal mein nazakat
dil main sachaii
chehre main safai
phir kyun na bole har larki aap ko, mera bhai
mera bhai

Old people used to annoy me at weddings by pinching my cheeks &
saying that you are the next.
They stopped doing that when I started doing the same to them at funerals!!

Hey aasman ke chand taro,
(wah wah)
Hey aasman ke chand taro,
(wah wah)
Zara is sms padhne wale ko laaat maro…

2 Pyaz
3 Lasan
50 Gm Zira
3 Pao Mirch
2 Spoon Namak
1 Cup Water
Aur
Thora sa Hara Dhnya
Pta Hai Hum Kya Bana Rahey Hai?

AapKo
Bewakuf
Aur
Wo B Masala laga Kar.

“LOVE” .What a heavenly thing, what a heavenly word….

but do u know what is LOVE?

L= Loss
O= Of
V= Valuable
E= Energy….

So don’t LOVE..

Tuhaar chehraa moti samaan
tuhaar chehraa moti samaan
moti hamaar kutte ka naam!