Mobile hai hr larke ki shan… - Hindi Funny SMS

Mobile hai hr larke ki shan,

Call kar k larkiyon ko krte hain pareshan

MISS BELL or Sms kar k kehte hen meri jan

Tumhari awaz sunne ko tarastey hn mere kaan,

12 girlfrnd bana kar akkarte hain pehlwaan,

Apne frndz ko har raaz bata kr karte hen heran,

Kehte hen larkiyon ko ullu banana buhat he asaan,

Hosh karo girls nadaan, ankhen khol k pehchan,

Mat aao in larkon k chakkar me ye sab hen shetan

Ab ksi larke ki call ay To usko bolna GEE bhai jan

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