Ek sardar apne father k samne cigrate pi rahay the

Logon ne kaha ke aap apne father ke samne cigratte pi rahay ho?

Sardar bole: Wo mera father hai koi petrol pump to nahi na

Sardarji got a SMS from his girl friend:
“I MISS YOU”

Socho sardarji ne kya reply diya hoga
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“I Mr. You”

Sardar watching star tv bech mein advertise aaya,”aap dekh rahe hein star tv”.

Sardar jee bole,”oye! in ko kese paat chala ke mein star tv dekh raha hon?” Hoooon

Wife: Kash tussi sms honde main zindagi bhar save kar lendi.

Husband: Kash tussi ringtone honde main har hafte badal sakta.

Santa: Yaar tum nay apni biwi ko talaq kyun di?

Banta : Yaar wo badi character less thi, shaadi muj say ki hai aur bacha bagwaan say mangti hai.

Santa proposing a girl: Darling kya tum mujse shadi karogi?

Girl: Tameez se baat karo.

Santa:Behan ji, kya aap mujhse shaadi karogi?

Santa ki chatri mein hole tha,
Kisi ne pucha, umbrella mein hole kyu?

Sardar bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi toh pata kaise chalega..

One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar, “Any great man born in this village?”

Sardar: No sir, only small Babies!!!

1 Sardar indian flag lene shop par gaya.

Flag dekhkar sardar kuch bola
Jise sunkar shopkeeper pareshan ho gaya…

Guess woh kya bola???

Is mein aur colour dikhao.

Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend’s name in English.
Sardar wrote: ‘Beautiful Red Underware’
Teacher: What?
Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi.