Doctor : Aap ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai?
Sardar : Hoga, jarur hoga; 25 saalse mera khoon jo pee rahi hai.
Once a Sardar had a glove on one hand and not on other so the man asked him why did he do so?
He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.
Ek sardar bar mein beth kar ro raha tha.
Bar boy: Kyo ro rahe ho?
Sardar: Jis ladki ko bhulane ki koshish mein main pine aaya tha uska naam yaad nahi aa raha..
All Scientists Fail To Answer This,
Q: Which Liquid Thing Turns Solid On Heating?
Ans: Baisan K Pakoray. :-)
Lady to inspector Santa : My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn`t come back yet!
Santa : Why don`t U cook something else.
A man to Santa:
Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour and slapped the man and said, He’s not my friend.
Sardar 100 watt bulb par baap ka naam likh raha tha…
Baap ne puchha “kya kar rahe ho?”
Sardar : baap ka naam roshan kar raha hoon.
Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
His wife asked what you are doing?
He said, “I am seeing how I look while sleeping.”