Interviewer: Sardar ji, Where were u born?
Sardar ji: In punjab.
Interviewer: Which part ?
Sardar ji: Which part?, Whole body born in punjab…
Sardar SMS Messages Collection
Sardar SMS
Sardarji standing below a tube light
– Why is a Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth?
– Because his doctor advised him “Today’s dinner should be light”
Sardar jee pareshan
Sardar watching star tv bech mein advertise aaya,”aap dekh rahe hein star tv”.
Sardar jee bole,”oye! in ko kese paat chala ke mein star tv dekh raha hon?” Hoooon
Santa and banta jungle mein
Santa and banta jungle mein…
Saamne aayaa sher,
Banta ne sher ki aakhon main matthi phenki,
Aur bhaagne lagaa aur santa ko bhi bhaagne ko kahaa.
Santa:main kyun bhaagu matthi to tune phenki hai.
Naam yaad nahi aa raha
Ek sardar bar mein beth kar ro raha tha.
Bar boy: Kyo ro rahe ho?
Sardar: Jis ladki ko bhulane ki koshish mein main pine aaya tha uska naam yaad nahi aa raha..
8 khaye nahi jayenge
Sardar orders pizza.
Waiter: Sir shud i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces?
Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahi jayenge
A Sardar’s Speech…
A Sardar’s speech to his workers in English:
“Do do, not do not do. Eat ur husband and lie in oven. What my goes? Your goes your father’s goes….
In punjabi: Karna hye karo, nahi karna na karo. Khasmaa nu khayo te chullhay vich pao…
Mera ki janda ay?
Jo janda a tuwada, ty twaday peo da janda ay.:-P
Sardar and an auto driver
When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver
adjusted mirror. Sardar shouted, “You are trying to see my wife?
Sit back. I will drive.”
Only small babies..
One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village?
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!
What do you call a Sardar?
– What do you call a Sardar who drinks only beer?
– Just-beer Singh (’T’ silent!).
Baap ka naam
Sardar 100 watt bulb par baap ka naam likh raha tha…
Baap ne puchha “kya kar rahe ho?”
Sardar : baap ka naam roshan kar raha hoon.
“Le karle number note”
Santa was riding on a horse.He jumped the red light & a cop whistles.
Santa lifts the tail of horse and says:”Le karle number note”.
Wo udash ho gaya
Santa ke 20 sal bad bacha hua. Wo udash ho gaya.
Banta : Yaar udash kyo ho.
Santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa.