SMS MessagesSardarji ( to doctor ) : Doctor, I have a problem.
Doctor : What’s your problem?
Sardarji : I keep forgetting things.
Doctor : Since when do you have this problem?
Sardarji : What problem?
Hindi Sardar SMS Messages Collection
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Sardar SMS
Doctor and Sardar
Doctor : Aap ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai?
Sardar : Hoga, jarur hoga; 25 saalse mera khoon jo pee rahi hai.
Sardarji zebra crossing pe
Sardarji zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar bar
Idhar-udhar chalte the, woh kya soch rahe,
honge….think…
“SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI”
Whole body born in punjab…
Interviewer: Sardar ji, Where were u born?
Sardar ji: In punjab.
Interviewer: Which part ?
Sardar ji: Which part?, Whole body born in punjab…
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He made a local call
Sardar wanted to make a std. call to punjab,
He wanted to save money so what did he do?
Simple, he went to punjab and made a local call.
Why did he do so?
Once a Sardar had a glove on one hand and not on other so the man asked him why did he do so?
He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.
Naam yaad nahi aa raha
Ek sardar bar mein beth kar ro raha tha.
Bar boy: Kyo ro rahe ho?
Sardar: Jis ladki ko bhulane ki koshish mein main pine aaya tha uska naam yaad nahi aa raha..
Sardarji sank a man…
When TITANIC was sinking, a man asks Sardarji, how far is LAND?
Sardar: 2kms….
Man jumps into THE sea & asks: which way?
Sardar: DOWNWARDS.
All Scientists Fail To Answer This…
All Scientists Fail To Answer This,
ButSardar Rocks.
Q: Which Liquid Thing Turns Solid On Heating?
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Ans: Baisan K Pakoray. :-)
Lady to inspector Santa
Lady to inspector Santa : My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn`t come back yet!
Santa : Why don`t U cook something else.
A man to Santa
A man to Santa:
Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour and slapped the man and said, He’s not my friend.
Baap ka naam
Sardar 100 watt bulb par baap ka naam likh raha tha…
Baap ne puchha “kya kar rahe ho?”
Sardar : baap ka naam roshan kar raha hoon.
Sardarji infront of mirror
Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
His wife asked what you are doing?
He said, “I am seeing how I look while sleeping.”
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