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1. Ek sardar exam dene gaya to … Ek sardar exam dene gaya to apnay saath plumber ko saath le kar gaya.   Guess karo kyun le kar...
2. Sardar chicken A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken and waiter comes with the order. Sardar: Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:...
3. Parking for only two wheelers Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from...
4. Kaam poora kiya karo Mental hospital ka doctor apni wife ko kehta hai: Pagalon ke saath reh reh kar mein aadha pagal toh ho...
5. Sardar khaana kha raha tha… one day ek sardar khaana kha raha tha… – – – – – – – – – – – –...
6. Eik sardar ki suhag raat th Eik sardar ki suhag raat thi,Sardar apni bevi kay pechay dalnay laga to wo boli,na na sardar jee pechay nahi...
7. Sardar’s honeymoon Sardar 1: I’m very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money. Sardar 2: You r nothing I...
8. A sardar was running with his pregnent wife A sardar was running with his pregnent wife, who was about to deliver, when another sardar asked him, O pernam...
9. Sardar watching star TV Sardar watching star tv, bichme advertise aaya, “aap dekh rahe hai star tv” Sardar bola, in tv walo ko kaise...
10. Sirf awaaz sunai deta hai Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deta hai, aadmi nahi dikhta. Doctor...
11. Ek Sardar Beach par leta hua tha… Ek Sardar Beach par leta hua tha k wahan se ek Angrez guzra aur sardar se pocha Are u relaxing?...
12. Sweet conversation Sardar: Will U marry , after I die. Wife : No I will live with my sister. Wife : Will...
13. Sardar jee pareshan Sardar watching star tv bech mein advertise aaya,”aap dekh rahe hein star tv”. Sardar jee bole,”oye! in ko kese paat...
14. Sardar in a garment shop A Sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop. A customer girl asked: Underwear dikhana plz. Sardar thora sharmakar:...
15. Sardar and servant Sardar told his servant : Go and water the plants. Servant : It’s already raining. Sardar: So what? Take an...
16. Sardar’s Leave application Sardar’s Leave application Dear Sir, My wife is ill. As there is no other Husband in the family to look...
17. Sardar apni shadi pe udaas tha… Sardar apni shadi pe udaas tha kisi ne pocha kia bat hai? Sardar: mere susral ne Barat pe thoray logon...
18. Apni yadain apni batain lai kar jana bhool gaya. Apni yadain apni batain lai kar jana bhool gaya. janay wala jaldi main tha mil kar jana bhool gaya. mur...
19. I Love U sister A sardarji doctor falls in love with a nurse.He writes a love letter to the nurse – I Love U...
20. Mujhe wife ko sister kehna pad raha he Arz kiya hai- Hun mein doctor jahan, Meri wife hai nurse wahan. Ye kaisa julm sehana pad raha he, Mujhe...
21. Sister is someone who is caring and sharing. Sister is someone who is caring and sharing. Sister can understand things you never said. She can understand pain, which...
22. Sardar on phone Sardar on phone: “Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now”. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar:...
23. Sardar on an interview A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question: Interviewer : Who Killed Gandhi Gee?...
24. JEE LE apni zindagi Larki: I love u Larka: Main bhi tum se I love u kahun to kya karogi? . . . ....
25. Kele ke saath Woman: Doc saab mujhe thode din bachcha nahin chahiye. Doc: Yeh Condom Le Lo. Woman: Ye pani ke saath loon...
26. Ek Sardar Ek Sardar road se gujar raha tha achank usne jhuk kar road se kuchh uthaya aur achank chillaya… Kamine log...
27. Apni saas lagti hai Jab jab hume pyaas lagati hai, Unke aane ki aas lagti hai, Unki diwangi mein hum ho gaye itne diwane...
28. Exam ke saath cheat hai Padai ke saath refreshment hai Exam ke saath cheat hai Aur har acchi ladki ke saath Yah to Uska bhai...
29. FARaZ apni Begum se :: FARaZ apni Begum se: Hata Lo Apne Chehre Se Ye Zulfein Ae JAAN-E-FARAZ . . . . . ....
30. Sardar and an auto driver When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror. Sardar shouted, “You are trying to...