Munna bhai : Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aaya?
Girl : Ullu toh raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?
Sometimes My eyes get jealouse of my Heart!!!
You Know Why?
You Always Remain close to my HEART
n far from my EYES.
The four hardest tasks on earth are
neither physical nor intellectual ,
but they are spiritual ones:
1- To return love for hate.
2- To include the excluded.
3- To forgive without apology.
4- To be able to say,
” I was wrong.”
What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey?
A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear and a monkey is U dear.
A Sardar enters shop shouts, Where is my free gift with this oil?
Shopkeeper: Iske Saath koi gift nahin hai bhai saahab?
Sardar : Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE.