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1. Plumber in the college Once Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college. You know why? Because he wanted to check from...
2. I press the bell but no one comes out A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. Santa doesn’t turns up for four days. Lady calls again, Santa replies:...
3. Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening? Banta asked Santa: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening? Santa: Very simple, because he is PM not...
4. one day a dog was running behind a santa One day a dog was running behind a Santa… But Santa was laughing. Banta asked, “Why you are so happy?...
5. Sunny day Santa was standing in sun on a hot sunny day. Banta asked: What are you doing? Santa: Drying sweat!...
6. Kisi ki na ho saki Santa ne apni sagaai tod di kyunki ladki virgin thi. When asked why, Santa bola: Jo aaj tak kisi ki...
7. HAppY promise daY All I wanted was someone to Care for me All I wanted was someone who’d be there for me All...
8. My car starts from T Santa : What is the name of ur car Lady : I forget its name but it starts from ‘T’....
9. Other way 2 marry Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law? Santa : Not really, but I don’t see any other way...
10. Searching hidden cameras Jasmeet kaur watched her husband santa singh searching high and low, all over the living room. She asked him: What...
11. Hutch is still following me One day a dog was running behind a Santa… But Santa was laughing. Banta asked, “Why you are so happy?...
12. mere lips pe ‘Girl: doctor mere lips pe infection hogaya hai. Doctor: KISS kitni bar karti ho? Girl: saal mein 1, 2 bar....
13. mere lips pe ‘Girl: doctor mere lips pe infection hogaya hai. Doctor: KISS kitni bar karti ho? Girl: saal mein 1, 2 bar....
14. Set up a darkroom – Did you hear about the Sardar who asked his friends to give him all of their burnt out light...
15. Kya haal hai Santa and banta were walking on the road and a well shaped lady was walking in front of them: Santa:...
16. Tujh ko khafa bhi na kar sake Bichhre toh qurbaton ki dua bhi na kar sake, Ab ke tujhe supurd-e-khuda bhi na kar sake, Khush bhi na...
17. Zardari Ki car K niche 1chota PupPy aa K mar gya.. Zardari Ki car K niche 1chota PupPy aa K mar gya  Zardari ne driver se Kaha K is K malik...
18. Nazar to mila sake Nazar to mila sake, Per zaban ko hila na sake, Laakh chaha humna, Phir bhi tum ko bhula na sake....
19. I wanted to put something I wanted to put something incredibly beautiful, sweet, nice, sensitive, erotic and funny on you screen, but unfortunately I do...
20. I just wanted to make sure… Husband sent a text to wife at night: “Hi sweetheart I will get late, please try and wash all my...
21. some men change their party Some men change their party for the sake of their principles; others their principles for the sake of their party....
22. Smart Boy In A Party In a party a handsome guy asked a girl “are you going to dance?” She felt so happy & said-”yes”...
23. Girlzs b4 going 2 party. Girlzs b4 going 2 party…. Facial Bleach Waxing Hair …Curlin Threading Scrubing Moisturising done &puts on Lipstik Lipgloss Lipliner Perfume...
24. Christmas party… Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don’t like about office...
25. I wanted To Wish You Good Night… .:!i!i!:. Sörry (“.)!i!i!i!i!i:. Mera ¿J ¿J ¿J Kachwa Låtè Ho Gya I wåñtèd Tø Wìsh Ü *Gööd Ñìght*.. Büt Hè...
26. Lady to inspector Santa Lady to inspector Santa : My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn`t come back yet! Santa...
27. never kiss a lady police Never KISS a lady police, She will say, hands up. Never KISS a lady doctor, She will say, Next please...
28. A lady delivered twins A lady delivered twins. Suprisingly, one is a boy and another is a dog how it is possible? Bcoz her...
29. Khussra wanted to join army Khussra wanted to join army and after medical check up the doctor said that you are rejected bcoz u don’t...
30. An old lady gave bus driver peanuts 2 eat… An old lady gave bus driver peanuts 2 eat This happened 4 several times.! Driver asked: Why u giving me...