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1. Your validity 4 taking a bath… Your validity 4 taking a bath expires on this 14th August. Kindly recharge the validity by taking a bath to...
2. Happy Independence Day Your validity for taking a bath expires on this 14th August. Kindly recharge the validity by Taking a bath to...
3. mere lips pe ‘Girl: doctor mere lips pe infection hogaya hai. Doctor: KISS kitni bar karti ho? Girl: saal mein 1, 2 bar....
4. mere lips pe ‘Girl: doctor mere lips pe infection hogaya hai. Doctor: KISS kitni bar karti ho? Girl: saal mein 1, 2 bar....
5. Dosti ki azeem misal! pathan ne mobile lia tu doston ne kaha mithai khilaow! pathan bazar gaya! . . . . . . ....
6. Validity of being a friend Ur validity of being my FRIEND Is going to b EXPIRE in 2 days, So please RECHARGE ur FRIENDSHIP By...
7. Network of friendship Friendship is a network that needs: No recharge! No roaming! No validity! No activation! No signal problems! Just don’t switch...
8. meri skin bohat soft aur sensitive hay… Girl to doctor: meri skin bohat soft aur sensitive hay, mera rung bhi bohat gora hay, mein raat ko kia...
9. Family planing… Pathan: Hm 35 Behn Bhai hai Girl: Kia tumahre ghar Family planing waly nhi aye thy Pathan: Aye thy! Hm...
10. PLZ-TRY-LETTER Girl Pathan se: Jab ap k pas mubil hy aur mary pas b hy to ap ne LETTER q bheja?...
11. Thank you for eating Dear friend, Your validity for taking food during the day time has expired. Please fast next 28 days to resume...
12. Ek pathan Cycle chalaty Ek pathan Cycle chalaty aur gungunaty howe kahin ja raha tha, rasty mein ek Aurat se takra gaya. Aurat chilla...
13. Do U know why? # Do U know why a sardarni kept the door open while taking a bath? – Because she was scared...
14. Holi Means colourful day the festival of holi 2010 is celebrated from 28th February 2010 for 2 days Play Holi...
15. Har pal faraib khaaye Ik Soona Sa Chand Mere Fasaney Mein Reh Gaya, Main Doosron Ki Shaam’ain jalaney Mein Reh Gaya Wo Aa K...
16. Pathan ka radio kharab hogaya , ...
17. During sexual session the girl says During sexual session the girl says:”u r like a mobile phone!”Boy: “Do I vibrate a lot?” Girl:”No, when u get...
18. Rango mein ghuli ladki Rango mein ghuli ladki kya laal gulabi hai Jo dekhta hai kehta hai kya maal gulabi hai Pichle baras tune...
19. Zindagi ki sim card Zindagi Ka Sim Card ki Validity Period Badhane Ke Liye- Gum ko Karo Delete Khusi ko Save Rishto Ko Recharge...
20. Jaan Chotey soraakh Mein Nahi… Larki: Jaan Chotey soraakh Mein Nahi, Barray Soraakh Mein Daalo. Larka: Andhera Itna hai Soraakh Nazar Nahi Aa Raha. Larki:...
21. Larki Se Touch ho raha tha 1 Pathan Bhri Bus Mein 1 Larki Se Touch ho raha tha. Larki: “Excuse Me! Aap Acha Nahi Kar Rahey.”...
22. Phoolan ki mala Doctor ke haath me phoolon ki mala dekhkar patient ne poocha: Doctor ye mala kiske liye he? Doctor ne jawab...
23. Khopri istemal karo Ek Pathan ka sir phat gaya Pathan se Dr. ne poocha:- “Khan sahab kya hua?” Khan: Hum patthar se keel...
24. Mere wajood ki mujh mein TALASH chor gaya.. Mere wajood ki mujh mein TALASH chor gaya.. Jo pori na ho kabhi aisi AAS chor gaya.. Yehi KARAM NAWAZII...
25. Koi aur colour dikha. A pathan went to a shop to buy a pakistani flag on 14th august. The salesman gave him a flag....
26. An old rich man marries An old rich man marries a young girl!!! Neighbor asks the girl : Appne in mein shadi ke liye kia...
27. Battery Low… Pathan: yar aj muje ajeeb msg aya or mera mobile off hogaya 2nd Pathan: kiya likha tha? pathan: battery low...
28. Sorry recharge khattam ho gaya Sorry recharge khatam ho gaya. Galfriend ko I luv u bolna hai aur recharge khatam. Ab kya kare? Mein batata...
29. Recharge the validity on holi Dear subscriber, Your validity for taking a bath expires on this holi. Kindly recharge the validity by taking a bath...
30. Prashad mein recharge coupon… Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mein, Prashad mein Recharge Coupon diye jayenge, Kisi aur ko mat batana, Ye...